Chicken Scratchings
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Joined 01-19-09, id: 1809608, Profile Updated: 03-30-11
Author has written 12 stories for Bones, Dresden Files, NCIS, and Doctor Who.

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but about learning to dance in the rain.

I'm Beth, but I also go by Tempe to some people, if you're special. I find writing cathartic, hence the fanfiction. I don't really do the 'spill your life story online' thing, but I've got nothing against people who do. But I'll give it a shot so, here's a few things about me:

I like people individually but hate them en masse.

I'm eighteen.

I am powered only by Pepsi Max, Tic Tacs, Weetabix, Nutella and alcohol, as that is pretty much all I eat or drink.

And I like turning up the volume on my headphones to a level that makes my ears hurt.

:) I hope you like my fics. If you do, drop me a review. If you don't, tell me why and I'll check it. I love reading yours, so please keep writing them. I absolutely love some of the fics on here, the quality of some of you lot is amazing. You all kick ass in epic proportions. :)

Fave Shows

Bones. NCIS. True Blood. Firefly. Angel. etc

Fave Books

Dresden Files. Fever Series. Perks Of Being A Wallflower.

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Distractions and Word Games by Rainstorm03 reviews
Tony convinces Ziva to play a game with him. Better than it sounds!...i think...TIVA fluffy-ness
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dr Abby Sex Therapist by Bob Rhynoplasty reviews
Gibbs and Tony are having problems and go to Abby for help. Madness and lots of talking ensues. SLASH!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
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NCIS Drabbles reviews
Various characters, genres and situations. UPDATE: Ducky, Gibbs - Fashion
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Scratching An Itch reviews
Amy has a rather literal itch to scratch that only the Doctor can help her with. Although it might make him a bit uncomfortable...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Leaving Behind The Misfit reviews
Tony remembers the night Gibbs left for Mexico. Tibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
What's Wrong With This Picture? reviews
Gibbs without coffee? That can never end well. Tony sets out to fix the problem before bad things happen. Features all the team.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Disguises reviews
It's Halloween and everyone's dressing up. But there's only one person's costume Tony really wants to see. Tiva. First time NCIS writer!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Familial Dementia reviews
Jumping on the Maggie bandwagon. Not sure where this is gonna go, but it is set a few years after Changes. First time Dresden writer, please be nice! :D
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy
Straightening Things Out reviews
."Booth... are you gay?" ;D No he's not, and he's going to prove it...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Right Epiphany, Wrong Place reviews
A little bit of something different. Hope you likes
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Fighting Fist, And Heal reviews
Booth angst. Bones is killed on the job and this is what happens to Booth after. Rubbish summary, but hopefully that won't put you off.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - S. Booth
Feeling The Heat reviews
How will Our favourite 'just partners' deal with a heatwave? Just a bit of fun.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Hurt Oneshot reviews
Tomorrow, you’re Dad’s going to do something that’s going to hurt you. How do you forgive that?"
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - S. Booth - Complete
Pour Out Your Heart reviews
Booths past has been following him for years. What will he do when confronted with it face-to-face? Who will he turn to? ...3 guesses..
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete