Author has written 13 stories for Misc. Books, Misc. Anime/Manga, .hack/SIGN, Naruto, Twilight Zone, Misc. Movies, Saiyuki, Alice in Wonderland, Shakespeare, Peter Pan, and Bleach.
So I get back from vacation and you'll never guess what happens. Go ahead, take a moment to guess... ... ... I got a virus, yay... So...yeah~ I'll be getting my stuff off of it, then I'll be getting a new laptop and then I will be able to post some new chapters.
Hello, everybody! I'm Kirity-Kitty, but you can call me Al-kun if you like. I'm in the middle of writing...too many stories for my lazy ass to count and not all of them are up, but I try to put them up as often as I can. I'm bored now. I'm gonna do some random crap now, kay?
Age: I don't feel like telling you xP
uh, yeah. As you can probably tell from my favorites list...I am a yaoi fangirl and a major fan of the SasuNaru pairing. Long live Yaoi!
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, -'TophToph'-, StroodleDoodledFuhn, Lexabeta, Estrella Girl, Indigo3041, Kirity-Kitty
If you know some who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a glass door or window, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to choclate, cheese, and/or a TV show of any kind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not aloud here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you're RED , When you're cold you're BLUE, And when you'll die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to called me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white man just walked away...
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
You say BABY PINK Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.
You say BABY PINK
Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreensto get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics"mean"blood-sucking creatures"
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Didn't write the poem below!
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
if u hate child abuse, post this on ur profile!!
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, Flygon Pirate, Halloween29, Kirity-Kitty
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.
Now for some quotes:
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head..." - Anonymous
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off." - Anonymous
Good morning, This is God. I will be handling All of your Problems today. I will not need Your help, so have A miraculous day. -God
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think.
You see things; and you say, Why? But I dream things that never were; and I say, Why not?.
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Personally I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.
I do not know who said the quotes below...
I either Get what I want or I change my mind.
Studying: take the S-T-U off and it's just dying.
Don't hit kids seriously they have guns now!
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
You can’t be late until you show up.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.
Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.
Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.
Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.