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Joined 01-19-09, id: 1809863, Profile Updated: 02-26-14
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.


Username is a combination of Michelle and Elephants. But most commonly understood as Michelle P(h)ants. I like to roll with it.

Jilburfm was my beta forever and if I ever write an original story (which I'm working on like 27 of them), she will be the first person I ask to read it! She was and is amazing and has become such a good friend!

I finished The Vampire in the Basement after 3 or so odd years, and if I could go back and make some minor alterations, I certainly would. It's flawed, but I'm pretty proud of it, and I hope, if you decide to read it, that you'll enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

You can find me on twitter @michellephants, posting usually inappropriate things about Teen Wolf or whatever.

I still write all the time, and hope to be published eventually! I will, most certainly, make sure everyone knows if that happens ;)

I still read reviews pretty regularly, and I still love getting those notifications that a new one has come in. So keep sending them!


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Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10927 - Favs: 12,689 - Follows: 13,067 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,290 - Reviews: 6877 - Favs: 5,046 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14642 - Favs: 17,721 - Follows: 9,015 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4649 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5722 - Favs: 5,439 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire in the Basement reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11853 - Favs: 10,585 - Follows: 6,916 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete