HyperVampireChick
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Joined 01-19-09, id: 1809916, Profile Updated: 05-13-09
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

About me: My pen name basically says who i am and thats a girl who is hyper and a vampire. Okay i may not really be a vampire but my heart says i am, and that counts for me. =P Music is my life and i go crazy without it. I love to read and my favorite are books are anything that involves vampires (usually vampires), werewolves, withches, and all other thing supernatural. I been in love with vampires even before twilight and i always will, I dont think anything can change that.

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Cullen Karaoke by mrsvampireprincess reviews
title says it all! includes songs by Right Said Fred, Madonna, Scissor Sisters, and many more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
ANNOYING EDWARD 1 SHOT! by thefuturemrsjasperhale reviews
What happens when Edward tries to have a civilized conversation with Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Dorsiflexion by flo4ever reviews
“No more falling this time.” He breathed when he pushed me against the back guardrail of the bleachers. / Human BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How could bella be so heartless by XxninjabrawlerXx reviews
okay parody song to Heartless by kanye west hope you like please reviw and ill give you a cookie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
TwiCrack Musical by haleybare reviews
The summary of all of Twilight in less than 1500 words. LULZ ensued when reading this work of art. Not for the easily offended about Twilight. Pretty much amazing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 ways: How to Rock at VampireSitting by 20wayss reviews
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BREAKING DAWN, DO NOT READ THIS LIST. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Stand still, look pretty by fallowfadesaway reviews
A Jenny/Nate story, that'll keep you guessing. Sorry if the summary sucks, but the story is definitely worth reading.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Velvet Rose by fallowfadesaway reviews
He was the most unlikely person she would fall for, but she did and there hasn't been a day she regrets it. As for him she will always be his "Velvet Rose" Unlikely pairing. Please read and review.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
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Love Gays reviews
A songfic parody of Lady Gaga's Love Game. EdwardxJacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
The Vampire Hunter reviews
Isabella Swan is a vampire hunter who is use to her daily routine - school in the daytime and hunting in the nighttime. What will happen when she meets a vampire that turns her life upside down?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twelve O' Clock reviews
Bella gets a warning to get home before midnight. What happens when she doesnt listen to it? Find out OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Rabbit and Birds versus Edward and Jacob reviews
What will Edward and Jacob do this time now that the rabbit is back and it brought some of its friends. They are all desperate for some chocolate cookies. Who will win? Read the story and find out. Sequel to The Vampire the Werewolf and the Rabbit. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Birthday Surprise reviews
A girl gets a present from her friends. What is it? JacobxOC. Lemon inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Jacob - Complete
The Vampire The Werewolf And The Rabbit reviews
What would happen when Edward and Jacob meet a rabbit with chocolate chip cookies?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Lipstick reviews
What happens when Edward wears lipstick. Really random. First fancfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward - Complete
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