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Joined 01-19-09, id: 1809934, Profile Updated: 02-26-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

So yeah, um... Hello! ;D

If you haven't read my story, which a lot of people haven't "Glares at you" :P then you probably don't know me...

Je suis Rachel, well on my stories it says Rachee, but if you can't figure it out, gettoff my page!

Nah, I'm joking, please stay! :(

I'm from Scotland ;D Won't tell you where in Scotland, but I will say it's that small place where it never freakin' snows! Tbh, it is now, but it's not staying "glares again".

Then again, it rains, like Forks ;D
The Cullens tell me they like it muchos here :P
Dayum. I wish. :(

So yeah, I have a huge obsession with Twilight. More specifically New Moon, though tbh, I hate Jacob's guts... Sorry guys... It's just the story made me cry like 6 times, I kinda went into the same depression as Bella, though that's exaggerating a little. So atm, I'm kind of exploring the different 'What Ifs' in New Moon, and recently got a new story idea ;D

My main story writing problem has to be forgetting facts I'd written before, and changing them... Or getting writer's boredom... :P

Not all my stories are going onto fanfic, ofcourse ;D

And I tend to worry about my stories a lot, so it would be nice for feedback ;D If you want :P

SO YEAH, more about me ;D

Musicc ;D

Reading straight from my ipod... : Which appears to have died. Gimme a minute...

: Alkaline Trio;; Amy MacDonald;; Blur;; Coldplay;; Evanescence;; Greenday;; Hoosiers;; Kate Nash;; Kings of Leon;; Manic Street Preachers :S ;; Mindless Self Indulgence;; Muse;; My Chemical Romance;; Oasis;; Panic(!) At The Disco;; Paolo Nutini;; Paramore;; Placebo;; Robots In Disguise;; Scissor Sisters;; Ting Tings;; The White Stripes;; 30 Seconds To Mars;.

They're my main faves, the ones in bold are like my main main favourites... ;D
Oh, and who could forget the Twilight Series songs?
Tbh, I didn't think Robert Pattinson would be that amazing... He's got such a pretty voice... ;D sigh Full Moon - The Black Ghosts, Never Think - Robert Pattinson, Bella's Lullaby - Carter Burwell, I caught Myself - Paramore... Faves from the album...

Films & Books ;D

Interview with the Vampire -Don't you think Brad Pitt And Tom Cruise are fit as vampires?- V for Vendetta - It was clever, it made me giggle- TWILIGHT.- the film wasn't as good as I suspected, Bella kept saying random lines from the book, and WTC was up with "You need to see what I look like in the sunlight!" but, despite all that, I love it ;D- NEW MOON- I expect to cry at the film, I cried at the book. People may get mauled if I don't like it, 21/11/09. ECLIPSE- I loved the book, but Edward vs Jacob? No comp. Then again, Bella can have Jacob, ppft, who cares about her xD and I'll have Edward ;D BREAKING DAWN- Mm'yeah, awesome. I was kinda disappointed in the end, considering it was ermm... late when I finished reading it... Darren Shan Books, - Nuff said. Of Mice & Men, & To Kill A Mockingbird... Sabriel, Lirael, Abhorsen. Harry Potter series, Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, SNOOPY ;DD

So yeah, I may sound weird here, but I don't sound silly in my stories... I hope... :P Except author's notes.

And this just seemed pretty fun ;D

Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular
order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.


2. Alice

3. Carlisle

4. Rosalie

5. Esme

6. Emmett

7. Bella

8. Seth

9. Quil

10. Jasper

11. Angela (She should've become a witch)

12. Renesmee

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, LMAO. Emmett and Angela... xDD

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Seeing as I'm a girl, I don't think she's hot, but it's Rosalie, stated plenty of times as perfect in the book.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Nope, I'm gna switch that to if 8 got 12 pregnant. I think everyone would be annoyed, in the least... Edward, Jacob, the Cullens, Eveyone!

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Haven't read any, but I have seen a few summaries of them...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Nah, Alice and Emmett? Well, give it a go, if you feel like it, I'm not going to read it though... :P

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Esme/Jasper, or Esme/ Quil? Esme/Quil would be easier to stomach, though only slightly.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Bella walked in on Alice and Renesmee? I would have to say no, not if it's in the rude sense.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Jasper/Carlisle. "Jasper didn't know what to do. His emotion control was getting out of hand. Everyone within the same house as him became as high as a hippie. He decided to visit Carlisle, during surgery, in the hospital. With a high doctor vampire, and a blood-crazed vampire, what could possibly go wrong?" Hah, kinda like that... :P

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
Uh... Probably not. Though there could be, kinda... NO. Definately not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Bella/Renesmee, " He did what?!" Lmao.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Rosalie/Edward. Ermm... That the day Rosalie was changed and heard Edward being 'mean' to her, it was a coverup of what he truly felt, and she find out...?

12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
Uh... I don't think we get friends lists, so wherever it says friend lists, I'm just gna say it means friends :P and no...

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No, none of my friends have fanfic, but some of them do wonder what it would be like if Angela was a witch...

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No, but you could. A girly shopping day type thing...

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Er... Now by passion you mean... Ugh, idk.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Seth. "You are the wind beneath my wings," Idk why, Seth/Jacob?

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Humour, ?

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Jasper/Alice, Anything, they're married! But if they didn't... "Hey, I know how you're feeling," Type things.. Idk...

If you say OMC (Oh My Cullen,) WTC!? (What The Cullen?!), "I swear to Carlisle" or, "For the love of Esme!" copy this onto your profile! :D

So... My story(s)

Wish, Hope and Tears, (WH&T): I actually don't like the name, It was originally meant to be a sad, Bella's alone one type thing, but then I got an idea for it... and now I have another idea, which is more like Breaking Dawn fanfic... Mehh.

Nocturne: What if when Edward wanted the Cullens to leave Bella to have a normal life, none of them agreed with his logic and forced him to stay in Forks? Aand, he still had to go to school with Bella, though not going out with her. Would things still happen the same sort of way? Or would it be easier for Bella to get on with her life. If she did, how would Edward react to seeing it happen?

No name for this story yet: After Edward left in New Moon, Bella is changed by the Volturi, as they know she knows about them. She is still miserable about the Cullen's departure from her life, and refuses to comply with the Volturi lifestlye: hunting humans and killing careless vampires. To break her spirit, Aro sets her one task: to kill someone she knows. She departs, fairly certain of her decision, but will she follow it up? Check up on WH&T or Nocturne, OR my page, to see if I've done it yet...

Thanks for visiting! Wavess
Pssst! Read my fanfic! xD

Byeeeee x

Rachee (: xxx

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Delayed Changed by Mrs. Hale Jasper's Wife reviews
What if when Edward sucked James venom out he left a little bit in Bella's blood. What if the effects of the transformation were only delayed? Story told in Bella's POV. Set post Twilight, pre New Moon. I do NOT own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella - Complete
Broken Down by Unsuspectingfool reviews
Edward never came back. Seven years later, Bella's made a life for herself in Seattle and she's alright with it. She has her best friends and makes do. And then one night she finds Jasper behind her house and he has some bad news... A/N added please read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Dead Girl by ridingondreams reviews
Bella’s blood was too tempting. Edward killed a room full of students to get to her, but then his family barged in. Too busy with the havoc to realize one victim’s heart was still beating, three days later she follows their scent to Alaska.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,924 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blue Skies & Wilted Daffodils by ridingondreams reviews
Newmoon AU: Bella runs away once Jacob starts avoiding her. She wants to become a vampire so she can confront Edward and receive closure. However, things take a turn when she gets recruited into the Volturi . . . Volturi fic ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,908 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Decision that Changed Everything by Courtcullen reviews
Bella leaves Edward after he nearly kills her. Her & Jacob Black fall in love, but what happens when Jacob suddenly imprints, leaving Bella with no one? What happens when Bella & the Cullens cross paths? What is Edward's startling news? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,260 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8463 - Favs: 7,674 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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The Famous Dead reviews
It's 3 years after the Cullens left in New Moon, and Charlie Swan hasn't seen Bella since she left for a new life. But when this new life in the public eye endangers a very old secret, and her own very new secret, how will the fallout effect everyone she once cared for? Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Stephenie Meyer, etc. R&R! x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward
Graced reviews
I know there are a lot of these... Edward left Bella in New Moon, & she's pregnant. What happens when the Volturi interfere with her life? Will she be killed, or changed? Andwhat about her daughter & the Cullens? Stephenie Meyer owns ALL. R&R, Thankyou, x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella
Wish, Hope And Tears reviews
An alternative to New Moon, Following Bella Swan, barely coping with her breakup with Edward Cullen. After she finds out about werewolves, ExB. I don't own anything Twilightish, except a copy of the books, and my imaginary Cullen family xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,078 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Psychiatrist Thinks I'm Crazy reviews
Stephenie Meyer owns ALL! New Moon Fanific. When Edward leaves, Bella decides to go to therapy, with a mindset to tell the truth, entirely. Will Edward come back, only to find Bella has broken the only vampire law? Or will he remain oblivious? xD R&R? TY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella
Nocturne reviews
Stephenie Meyer's New Moon, with a twist. Edward believes it's best to leave Forks, and Bella behind, but his family don't agree. 1 against 6, Edward is forced to stay in Forks, but bad news, he's already dumped Bella; while still loving her. R&R? TY xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,853 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward