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Drake & Horvath 27 Things by sankage reviews
27 words connected to 27 things, all that which *I think* occurred between this Morganian Duo.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Horvath, Drake Stone - Complete
Lilo the Witch by joey the ripper reviews
Lilo get's her Hogwarts letter and starts a journey that will be filled with: excitement, mystery, mayhem, and magic, old enemies return and new ones surface as Lilo discovers ancient powers and frightening monsters, and the final task will be completed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Lilo P.
The Founders by The Sarcastic Unicorn reviews
The Founders have survived hidden in Hogwarts under stasis potions for hundreds of years, but what will happen when they are discovered in the heat of the war. There WILL be SLASH in this- you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,592 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Severus S., Salazar S.
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Monday Morning by rufeepeach reviews
Belle calls Gold up at work, and considerably brightens his morning. With phonesex.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Ruin by Acciodoublestuffed reviews
"You've Ruined Me." Abandoned by father and country, Belle needs a home, but she returns changed. They seek an answer: can the ruined find solace? Who can know? A/U Poorly Written Smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Like Water in the Desert by brontefanatic reviews
Set post-Tears. Goes AU in Extinction. For decades, Darken and Zedd have been enemies, and Zedd sees no reason for that to change. But perhaps it's time they tried to air their past grievances against each other. Darken R. & Zedd
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Darken R., Zedd - Complete
The Morganian Leader by sankage reviews
The story behind the most feared Morganian ever in the face of sorcery. From being one of Merlin's trusted apprentices, into becoming Morgana's right-hand. Come take a look, in Horvath's past.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Horvath - Complete
The Haunting of Pier 56 by turtlegirl42 reviews
A young man forms an unlikely friendship with the broken ghost of a man who died ten years ago. But what will happen when Peter Parker gets involved? Set ten years after Spider-Man 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,564 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus
Asylum by The Smiling Shadow reviews
They're not Neo and Smith. They're Thomas and John. And they are insane. They've spent 5 years in an asylum, together in their white room. Trying to remember what happened to them. Putting it all together. Did it all really happen?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
100 Mastercard Commercials by AuthorSquared reviews
My version of the Balthy 100. All Mastercard versions! May be some slash.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010
letters to juliet by acronymed reviews
Crack, slight AU from movie. Deep, deep down, Garsiv really does love his brother. Sort of. "Sometimes, I have dreams that father tramples you with his horse instead of saving you." — Garsiv, Dastan.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Dastan, Garsiv - Complete
The Sorcerer's Apprentice Retold by Katterina reviews
An AU retelling of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice". This version has a female lead character and some other interesting revisions. Some of the lines are from the movie...but I have added my own touches.This is my version of the story. Balthazar/OC. Complete!
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,765 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Balthazar B. - Complete
Sparsivvy by Juliette06 reviews
Just how drunk did Garsiv get last night? WARNING: Do not read if you don't have a healthy sense of humor...because this is possibly the worst thing that has ever been done to the character of Garsiv *ever*.
Crossover - Prince of Persia & Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Garsiv, Drake Stone - Complete
Wednesday by 5M1TH reviews
"Um, he's not my boyfriend" Trinity spoke across the room, wishing that she could make herself invisible.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed When by TheTrekkieGirl reviews
I'm not dead! But I have found how fun these are. More to come, and not just for Star Trek! I'm open to suggestions, and I'm SO sorry for leaving for over two months. I'm also bumping up the rating just in case.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Tuesday by 5M1TH reviews
"You could of course just stay out of the Matrix…" he made a dramatic pause "…but then you would miss all the fun."
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
It's Not About Pasta by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
As I missed Lestrade in "The Blind Banker", I decided to write this. John has another date, and Sherlock is left wondering why. He goes to the only other normal person who will speak to him to find out. Sherlock/Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Hourglass by TTCyclone reviews
"Life is nothing but an hourglass; and the time from yours is running out." The missing scene s when Abigail gets let out of the Grimhold and captures Becky.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Abigail Williams, Becky - Complete
Monday by 5M1TH reviews
"Rest assured, Miss Edwards, next Monday I won't hesitate to kill you."
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
A Little Moment by Emmylia reviews
The Potter clan shares little moments with the portraits of Dumbledore and Snape over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
To the Victor Goes the Spoils by Connie Welsh reviews
Chess game shenanigans. Jim honors Spock's victory in a most unorthodox way... Kirk/Spock, NC-17, heavy slash. Listed as Crossover because except for one minor detail, it can fit in either fandom.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2010 - [Spock, J. Kirk] - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 192 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Halfway to Anywhere by Schildkroete reviews
Not every day in space is filled with action and adventure. Kirk is bored and horny, McCoy is too busy to be sympathetic and Spock is okay with everything as long as his reputation doesn’t suffer. K/S/Mc.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Poison by MadameAngel reviews
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name. Don't wanna touch you but you're under my skin. I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison." - Alice Cooper. Kirk/Spock. REVIEW and I'll love you!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love, Life And Other Four Letter Words by RippedIntoPieces reviews
Getting drunk was a mistake, especially since it led to Harry waking up naked in Draco Malfoy's bed. But mistakes can have positive repercussions and Harry finds himself learning to appreciate the blonde. Sadly, the course of love never did run smooth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,529 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Am the One by MadScientistV reviews
Mirror-Verse from episode Mirror Mirror. McCoy wants to make Spock lose control. I OWN NOTHING! warnings inside, make sure you read them.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Circus of Life by Tigryphon reviews
Really not much to say. This is the way a certain little scene in 'Bread and Circuses' should have gone...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy
The Inner Workings of Death Eaters by Madea's Rage reviews
Little known facts about certain Death Eaters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Insert Slash Here: A Collection of Oneshots by Brittany Diamond reviews
K/S. I take real moments in TOS and write the scene that could have feasibly come before or after.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Ice Cream by 5M1TH reviews
She wasn’t sure if the crew of the Neb needed to be informed about today’s encounter.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
The Other Child by Dark Mermaid reviews
Too late for second-guessing, Too late to go back to sleep, It's time to trust my instincts, Close my eyes and Leap! A story of Lucius Malfoys Disowned baby sister and the choices and sacrifices she made to have the man that was forbidden to her. Snape/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,956 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Severus S., OC
Inner Workings by Madea's Rage reviews
Little known facts about the FMS-verse and its inhabitants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcoming Committee by AzjolNerubian reviews
Spock/McCoy. A frantic you're-not-dead-sex fic taking place after "The Immunity Syndrome" heavier R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Jefferies Tube by AzjolNerubian reviews
Spock/McCoy, stuck in a very small enclosed space, completely turned on by this and unable to hide it. light R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Peace by toadstoolcouch reviews
Spock realizes very taboo feelings about his father during the events of Journey to Babel. WARNINGS: Incest, graphic. Spoilers for that episode.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Into the Black Forest by Uozumi reviews
After beaming back from a planet based in fables and fairytales, the way team loses a red shirt on the platform and Spock soon succumbs to a deep sleep.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/8/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Triquetra by Mottlemoth reviews
Harry/Draco/Snape; complete. "Reality is how frightened people justify wasting their lives." Harry's happy but it feels like he's the only one - and with a blackmailer watching, is there any hope at all of that famous Happily Ever After? M, slashy sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,663 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What a Hand Towel Cant Hide by The Readers Muse reviews
A tale about what a catalyst a little brown hand towel and a timely Spatial wave distortion can have...Ah the delicious possibilities. McCoy/Spock slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,232 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - L. McCoy, Spock
Of Changes and eternities by The Devil's Kin reviews
“Fine Potter! You want to know what is wrong with me?” he yelled. Looking like a wild animal going after his pray, he slowly stalked towrds me, but I did not move an inch... Leaning closer to my face, he whispered in my ear “I’m dead Potter” HP/SS Vampire
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,273 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Lets make babies by Melodious-Productions-29 reviews
Lets make babies." "I would to inform you we're male. We can't do that." "We can try." LOL RANDOM SMUT! Sirius x Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Opheliac by SeverusLuciusAbraxasMalfoy reviews
Bellatrix. Torture. Madness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
House Has Been Abducted by Aliens? What is this? by Spock Yard reviews
House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House
Lord Voldemoose by LadySnark reviews
what happens when you mix the Dark Lord and alcohol?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Pride and Competition: Revised by alisonlynn reviews
Remus and Severus. Two Words. Strip. Chess. Warning: Slash, semi-graphic ewness. RLSS. THIS IS THE REVISED VERSION. IT IS MUCH IMPROVED. PLEASE READ THIS INSTEAD OF THE ORIGINAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
31 reasons why Albus asked Snape to kill him by StarryEyedReader reviews
Title says it all. unsaid reasons for Dumbledore's suicidal desire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Sing Us A Song, You're The Stilt Man! by Chris Myers reviews
Proof that the power of lip synced music, sung in crowded bars, can bring everyone together...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus, Shocker - Complete
Join the Dots by safirewoods reviews
Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Black Velvet and Pink Taffeta by WhiteCotton reviews
SS/LM Headmaster Snape hopes to remain aloof from the cloying sentimentality of Valentine's Day. Alas, as Hogwarts descends into pink and flowery chaos, such hopes are dashed. This is a Severus-centric tale, with Lucius playing a cameo role. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Malfoy Malfunctions by MauMauKa reviews
In Which We Learn that Wizards have no Psychological Resistance to Muggle Television.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Boredom by Jed Rhodes reviews
Dumbledore tries to stave off the boredom of being a painting, annoying Snape in the process...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
After the S V W - 04 Brewing for St Mungos by Les Dowich reviews
Albus is trying to rehabilitate Severus and introduce him into the new post-war society, kicking and screaming, if necessary. St Mungos feels that any Potions Master is better than no Potions Master at all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Big Secret by HokeytheHouseElf reviews
A very short and funny Severus/Lucius slash story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
NeOhs by Moofable reviews
Reader warning: This is stupid and not serious at all. How far will Neo go to save an anonymous person's life? Not very. SmithxNeo. With a cameo from Starscream of Transformers.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Heat by teawithremus reviews
Severus Snape teaches Remus Lupin just how enjoyable private Potions lessons can be! SS x RL set in Marauder's era Hogwarts years. NC-17/NSFW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Sniff Sniff by kidarock reviews
Post DH. Severus Snape cannot work out why on earth someone would put sherbet lemons in his office.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Cut! by Lunochka reviews
Dumbledore calls on Snape to help raise the morale of the student body. Snape objects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Conversations With Smith by Tanathir reviews
NEW CHAPTER October 2007 Agent Smith is ordered to learn about humanity. SmithOFC A different philosophy of the Matrix. WiP
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,216 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Smith, A.
Canis domesticus by Liria Nai reviews
It was too bloody cold to be out delivering wolfsbane to a damn werewolf, Snape thought. But what he would see in Lupin’s quarters would be well worth catching a cold and the torment of itchy wool underwear. SLASH...RemusSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
mischief managed by SCprincessSC reviews
Snape walks in on Dumbledore belly dancing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
A Sticky Situation by Koieeshnakof reviews
Dumbledore has managed to get himself into a bit of a sticky situation. To make matters worse, a dormouse is rapidly eating all of his lemon drops, something that does not please him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Hang The World by Freedomwall reviews
There is a room in Malfoy Mannor, where Lucius and Severus never go, which they never speak of. The memories of that room lie hidden in their minds. Now as adults Lucius leads Severus back into the room, sparking a whole new encounter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Epiphanot by Alan's Only reviews
Lucius has an annoying habbit...What happens when Severus finally lets go and lets him have it? First posting on LJ. SSLM Soft M. But still HOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Grocery Shopping by heartdamoose reviews
In order for the ministry to trust Severus more, he is forced to go 'grocery shopping'. without magic. or robes. or dignity. Adding up these factors, it's nearly implied that only chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Study Sessions by Snape's Nightie reviews
Head Boy Lucius Malfoy and his inappropriate young love, Severus Snape, are having more than their fair share of misadventure. SSLM SLASH fun. NonHBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,229 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Pureblood Tradition I by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LMDM Muggle parents prefer to TALK to their adolescent children about sex. It's a Pureblood tradition, however, to help your children PRACTISE. Incest Char Death Post War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
What A lovely Day For A Picnic by wingnutdawn reviews
One would think Albus would have learned by now, but dispite warnings from other staff members he proceeds to have a staff picnic Muggle style. Will he ever get Severus to be sociable?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Severus and The Easter Bunny by wingnutdawn reviews
Albus wants Severus to be an easter bunny for the youngsters. Severus naturally objects to the idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Illusive Possession by Karen7 reviews
Love equals to possession. When it becomes too twisted, it is turned into utter madness. LuciusSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Scar Tissue by Snape's Nightie reviews
Snape cannot believe his eyes. Surely the great Albus Dumbledore would never stoop to...that? A silly short fic. No warnings, no angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Full Moon by touchnotthecat reviews
Finn just wanted to finish the job. She was not a death eater but then she didn't exactly want to stop them either. Finn finds herself in the middle of a very real war. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Fenrir G. - Complete
A Perfect Man Who Kills by Eleanor Rosier reviews
Before Smith was an Agent, he was a man. The story of the first war with the machines, and how an ordinary businessman becomes one of the most feared programs in the Matrix.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Smith, A.
Happy 50th Birthday Severus Snape! by love4Severus reviews
Snape's 50th birthday party! Warning: Extreme OOCness and ridiculousness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Bloodplay by SiriuslovesRemus reviews
Severus and Lucius discover a shared fetish. Unbeta'ed, PWP, LM x SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Schools of Magic Convention by Drunken Boxer reviews
AU Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape take a vacation to Hawaii at the expense of an unwitting Ministry. Includes talking to plastic parrots while drunk, regurgitated strawberries, a seagull named Owen, an almost crotch kicking, and candlestick eating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Long Day's Journey into Night by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
There's a serial killer loose on the Enterprise, and only the boys in blue have any hope of stopping him. The problem is, suspicion is cast on Spock, and McCoy is left alone to stop a psychopath. Blood, peril, and psychic fireworks ensue.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2005 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Agent Smith: The Complete Owner's Manual by Deadly Chakram reviews
The complete owner’s guide and manual for getting the most out of your Agent Smith. Inspired by the owner’s guides (to various Lord of the Rings characters) written by the incomparable Theresa Green.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Smith, A. - Complete
Collar by Zevazo reviews
Seventeen and ready to leave school, Lucius Malfoy is sadistic and cruel. Remus Lupin, fourteen, will do anything to keep his condition a secret. Anything. Slash, LMRL, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Remus L., Lucius M. - Complete
Cataclysmic Binaries by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
When Spock's hands are disabled, McCoy must help him with day to day activities, as well as . . . other things.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Impromptu Bondmates by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
When a mission gone awry forces Spock and McCoy to become bendmates, all manner of hell breaks loose on their long and bumpy road to love.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,191 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2004 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Perfection by The Smiling Shadow reviews
SmithSLASHSmith Before his death, before everything. Smith was free, and free to choose. He bathed in his own glory, his own perfection. He just couldn't stop...He couldn't stop from loving his power, his perfection, himself...
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Smith, A.
Why? by The Smiling Shadow reviews
You always ask, why? Smith is found after Revolutions. A young girl watches him. She tries to help him. But he only asks why.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Smith, A.
Agent Smith Has Got it Goin' On! by Rosie McLovin reviews
A parody of Stacy's Mom only with an Agent Smith twist to it! XD
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Smith, A., Neo
Algolagnia by Chaos-Rose reviews
Lucius Malfoy lost something. He wants it back - but what if that selfsame desire could destroy him? Darkfic. Angst. SLASH! This story is now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Locked Box by Blynneda reviews
Spock and McCoy have their own little adventure, involving danger and a lot of banter, not necessarily in that order. COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,330 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Snape's Torture III by Bad Luck Novelist reviews
My last part of the Snape's Torture Series, and sequel to Snape's Torture 2. When Severus goes to a Deatheater meeting, he finds out that it's going to have a special kind of torture.....truthordare!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Snape's Torture II by Bad Luck Novelist reviews
Second part of the Snape's Torture Series, and sequel to Snape's Torture. This time, some of the professors gather for a game of Truthordare. Who knows what could happen....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Snape's Torture by Bad Luck Novelist reviews
First part of the Snape's Torture Series. When a bunch of the HP characters play truthordare! But many of them are bent on embarrassingtorturing Severus. What'll happen when some of them backfire?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Severus S. - Complete