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Joined 01-19-09, id: 1810174, Profile Updated: 07-24-11
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hi. This is Sorina DiMai and Wuh McBuh aka Maria and Melanie. We're twins. Seeing as we spend most of our lives coming up with weird hopefully FanFic worthy scenarios anyways, we thought we could give writing them down a shot. Yea...! We're going to try our hands at some Twilight stories (as if the site needs anymore) and just SDM is going to attempt a weird vampire Robin Hood story. Our stories will include a couple crossovers such as Star Trek TNG and probably a Voyager too. We are planning on writing another story involving the Cullen's "sickness."

By the way we have OCRP sickness. (Obsessive compulsive role playing) But no one else knows what we're talking about most of the time. Twin telepathy. Tis great! We seriously have conversations just by looking at each other. Now for some random words. Catfish. Buffalo Snowcones. Losing Streak. Geonosian. Pudding. Fromage. MOW. We promise they will all be explained at sometime.

Wuh McBuh
I'm super bored, so I gonna tell you peoples about myself. (Not that you care, but like i said, I'm bored.)
Favorite colors- purple and black
Favorite books- The Twilight Series of course, Harry Potter, anything I've read by Ted DekKer (Skin, Obsessed, Thr3e, Black, Red, White, etc), Star Wars and Star Trek books, The Princess and the Goblin, the list goes on and on...
Favorite TV Shows- I don't watch TV much anymore, not since I discovered Fanfiction, but I like Psych, Monk, In Plain Sight, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, NCIS, Avatar, game shows, Judge Judy, Cops, Primeval, all the Star Trek series, and most cartoons. I despise the Wonder Pets. One can only take so much of their mother saying, "This is serwious" in that voice before they go insane.
Favorite Movies- Twilight (though it could have been a whole lot better), Harry Potter, Star Wars, The Lost Boys, Titanic, Spaceballs, Mulan, Bambi, Disney cartoon movies in general. I Hate High School Musical. The Stupidest movie ever. I wrote a parody poem to We're All in This Together for English last year called We're All Gonna Die Together. (Killing them is so much fun.) I've been debating posting it. Probably will.
Favorite Music- Pretty much only country (except Carrie Underwood BLEH!) though it has gone down hill in the past couple of years sadly. The nineties were the best, along with the sixities. (Still talking country there.) There are a few exceptions I like, the Twilight and Lost Boys soundtracks, Celine Dion, Josh Groban, FFH, Over Occupation by Renfey, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Kryptonite, a few others maybe. My favorite song of all time is Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss. I wrote a Twilight fic to it, you should check it out, possibly review it...(Hint hint, wink wink, bleh bleh , rantk rantk, duhn duhn) I have a strange fascination with cheatin' songs.
Favorite Candy- Twerps, though they stopped making them. How could they do this to me??
Favorite Soda-
I love the Jones Sodas. All so tasty. But Coke is still the best.
I am Team Virgo. Us crazy Virgos are so much cooler than vampires or werewolves.
Siblings- Sorina, my twin, is my only sibling as far as I'm concerned.

Personality wise, I am shy, quiet, self-concious about my writing (In fact, no one I know in real life has read these.) I have a temper that I'm not allowed to express, an overabundance of sarcasm, and an annoying laugh that can often be found echoing through the house because of something only Sorina and I would find funny. I like writing poems, but mine are nowhere as good as Sorina's. Actually, she's better than me at everything. I'm in my school's marching band. I play the flute. I'm not a prep like most of the flute players I know. If I were to be labeled, it would be Weirdo or Geek.

Geuss what?! I've figured something out! This is also a semi-formal apology for my non-existant updates. When the sixth Harry potter movie came out, Twilight got replaced at the forefront of my mind by Harry Potter. I've written some unposted HP stuff. And I'm not gonna post it as of now because as soon as I see the New Moon movie in a couple of weeks, my mind will be back on Twilight. And Bloodied Halo and VHS will be receiving updates some time in the next few weeks. Hopefully...

My Stories
I wrote There Goes My Everything and Whiskey Lullaby.
The idea for Bloodied Halo is mine, though Soprina is helping me with the fluff.
VHS is going to be all mine, since I had it planned out completely before hand.
We wrote Sickness de la Cullen and A Cullen Truth or Dareness Type Dealio together.
Two Crimes...I know what's going to happen, but I have a really hard time writing it. Sorina is doing the Alice POV chapters.

So that's me. I'm shutting up now. Not that that's a difficult thing to do. i don't talk much. 'Cept here. But i don't think you people will make fun of me.

Sorina DiMai

I co-wrote Sickness and Truth or Dare with Wuh. I've been writing Luna and Draco fics now. I hope to finish them. Eventually. It's going very slow.

I am writing the Robin Hood story, but it probably won't be up for... years... The characterization Wuh has given me leaves something to be desired. I play the oboe. And the clarinet. And the piano. Well, flute music on the piano. I love my sister; she is my favorite person in the world. My favorite real person at least. Wuh- Help! She's hugging me! She's molesting my thoughts! She's nuttier than a fruitcake. Which i never did get because fruitcakes should have fruit in them. Speaking of fruitcake, Fruitcake by Jimmy Buffet is very interesting. Particularly the music video, which has dancing fruitcakes.

Dream Flashback. Holes in the driveway lead to a toxic waste dump. Where there is a hideout. My sister is there; she has purple hair. Over the toxic hill is the line of shops with the barber shop at the end. And then there's a big flash of... glasses? Then I wake up. Now wasn't that interesting?

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Of Pranks and Nargles by linksofmemories reviews
fanfic100 challenge for Fred/Luna. Fruna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 132,591 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Fred W., Luna L. - Complete
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Hissy, Hissy Little Snakey reviews
Set during HBP. Not very canon. Luna is taken to see the Dark Lord at the beginning of the school year by Draco Malfoy. And somebody gets a little obsessed with her. Not LunaXDraco. Written by SDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Luna L., Draco M.
Herbimagus reviews
Ron becomes the first ever herbimagus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
A Riddle Song reviews
Tom Riddle on a Walt Whitman poem. One-shot for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lonely Runs Both Ways reviews
A short Luna being tortured at Malfoy Manor... yeah. Named after a Allison Krauss and Union Station album.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
A Bloodied Halo reviews
Half vampire, half angel, Edward Masen takes an interest in a human girl. Can reality come to match Edward Fantasy Land? Disclaimer: Not the owner of Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,057 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
VHS: Videos Hold Secrets reviews
After being abandoned, Edward goes to his best friend, Bella Swan. Together they uncover the mystery behind Carlisle's disappearance. Almost AH, AU Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
There Goes My Everything reviews
Songfic. Edward left Bella. She copes by wandering numbly. Set to There Goes My Everything by Jack Greene. Don't own the song. Don't own the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella - Complete
Two Crimes reviews
Twins Alice and Edward Swan discover a crime which inevitably leads to a bigger one with horrible consequences. crappy summary. Disclaimer: Totally not the owner of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Alice
Sickness de la Cullen reviews
All of the Cullens get a disease and are mentally ill for about a week. All of their symptoms are different. Disclaiming now: Totally don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby reviews
A songficthingy about BxE. The rating is due to drinking and suicide. It doesn't go into much detail, so it's really just to be safe. The song is Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley. I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cullen Truth or Dareness Type Dealio reviews
Another Cullen truth or dare. I thought it would be funny so please read and review. Lot's of OOCness. DISCLAIMER: I obviously do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Angela, Edward - Complete