Grey L. Bloom
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Joined 03-06-02, id: 181036
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Discworld, and Weiss Kreuz.

In Progress: Viri Sunt Viri

Discontinued: Mortified

Mortified will no longer be added to, as I've completely written myself into a corner with no feasible way out. So... enjoy Viri Sunt Viri?

Consequences by Watchman reviews
We freely write fanfics about the characters of the Discworld, making them do whatever we wish. But do we ever think of how this will really effect them? My one, lonely slash, for reasons soon to be revealed.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
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The Dubious Redemption of Slinkback Malcontent
Draco Malfoy, coward and nothingperson, missing in action and presumed dead. There are those who would see him hang, and there are those who would have him on their side. Rated Kplus for minimal swearing. [FINISHED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,172 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Viri Sunt Viri reviews
Grassroots feminism, attempted assassination, snake eyed loping bastards, vandalism, theft, murder, and a thousand elephants. Wait, no! No elephants. Everything else, though. [rated T for genitalia related humor and mild swearing]
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005
Sometimes Things Happen reviews
A short piece of nothing about everyone's favorite pig lover, Petulia Gristle. Set slightly in the future, so it'll probably become AU as soon as Wintersmith comes out, but still, I think, relevant to her character. Give it a read?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women reviews
Sappy oneshot for the hell of it. Just so everybody knows, polxmal is my favoritest noncanon pairing EVAR.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Mortified reviews
Meet Illa, the Girl Who Knows The Golden Rule. Meet Life, who isn't a thunderstorm in trousers. And meet Mort, who isn't exactly dead...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003
To Whom hAre hYou Speaking? reviews
(Updated again, finally! (Finished)) Say hello again to the Blue Cat Ladies, as they journey across the Discworld for Louisa's cousin's wedding... but does he know that they're coming? PG because of the Ladies of Negotiable Gender.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 9/10/2002
Once Upon A Time reviews
PG for a bit of foul language. Ah, the joys of LSpace... Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett make appearances. Maybe. Probably. Yes?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Complete
You're Under Arrest! reviews
Like Cough Syrup, only longer. The Ladies of the Blue Cat Club make an appearance, and I fall into the Ankh... PG for stuff that might happen. Whee. (Finished... but you'll see me again!)
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 8/13/2002
Abnormally Normal reviews
A girl named Suino Maryoko, harhar comes in to buy flowers... and then she buys flowers... and then she leaves... and doesn't come back... gasp Rated PG for one swearword and Yoji's usual antics.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Complete
Reinstall Love And Reboot reviews
I'm sorry. It had to be done. I couldn't resist. Hex and A Mystery Woman... R&R, OR you can just laugh your head off in scorn.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Complete
Beaten Senseless reviews
The Hufflepuff quidditch team has a small problem; they only have three players. This means try-outs... (Non-slash, no major book characters, major spoiler warning.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002
Cough Syrup reviews
More bits of mud from Grey. Grey goes to the Discworld. Vimes gets drugged. They go on a dozen paragraph adventure through the bowels of the Shades. Come with us! Just don't forget your pink pumps
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Complete
The Call Of Natchure reviews
Ferrets and Gaspode. Mouldy blueberries. Imaginary salmon. Salty rocks. Little stupid piece of dirt. Read. Digest. Scoff. Repeat as needed.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/22/2002
Chanson de Sang reviews
Vampires in AnkhMorpork. Constable Neris de Sang and her sister Paj have to find out who or what it is before it's too late. Finished.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Complete
Tyger Tyger reviews
Lord Vetinari muses on Kings and such. Fun fun.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2002
Octarine Deficiency reviews
What happens when the Great A'Tuin, StarTurtle, gets a cold? ME! Heh. Yeah. Some stuff happens, I make fun of slow sunrises, you hopefully R&R. Joy! Last chapter posted. PG for minimal swearing.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,497 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
I Think I've Forgotten reviews
This odd fic sprouted from my blind belief that if Draco hadn't been born into a horrible family and been forever compared to Harry he would be a very nice boy, as opposed to the slimy coward that represents him in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Draco M. - Complete