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Joined 01-20-09, id: 1810527, Profile Updated: 10-17-13
Author has written 11 stories for Beyblade, Naruto, and Vampire Academy.

Hello! :waves:

10/18/2013: I assure you, I am very much alive and writing. Well...trying to write though. Hopefully, I'll have something out soon?

Also, I re-edited some of my fics and deleted some because I didn't like how I had written them. The ones I didn't delete are ones I have an attachment to.

My non-anime account is wolfiction.


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The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U.
Beneath the Stars by inkfiction reviews
The one in which Liv is ridiculously adorable.
Fringe - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Olivia D., Alt-Livia - Complete
A Demon's Heart by Tsuki Yosuke reviews
Maylene has always liked Sebastian Michaelis, the esteemed, perfect Phantomhive butler. But after the fire Pluto caused, she seems to be the only one left alive. When Sebastian returns, it's a blessing to Maylene...or is it? A Sebastian x Maylene fanfic.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,699 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sebastian M., Mey-Rin
Salve Regina by inkfiction reviews
There's singing coming from the Sheriff's office. Just a little fun piece.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Realizations by inkfiction reviews
Emma makes a discovery at the Mills' Residence. Swan Queen ish fic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Unexpected by inkfiction reviews
A couple must be able to brave all and any unexpected circumstances that might present themselves. List Beta/Hero 2.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Princess Abigail/Kathryn N. - Complete
Epidemic by inkfiction reviews
Archie and Dr. Whale need to resolve some issues. List Beta/Hero 1.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Jiminy Cricket/Archie H., Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein - Complete
a black shirt by inkfiction reviews
The Mayor notices things.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S. - Complete
Need by inkfiction reviews
She's supposed to be you, but would she ever understand the need that plagues you, that keeps you up at night? You want what can never be. You know that very well. Yet the need expands...
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Alt-Livia, Olivia D. - Complete
Intertwined by inkfiction reviews
A series of ten drabbles - only nine so far, and I think it's not going to go any further - based on the characters Keiro and Attia. Feedback would be highly appreciated.
Incarceron series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Keiro, Attia
Kisses by inkfiction reviews
It's the morning kisses Liv likes the best, just as Olivia arrives at the compound at the start of the day.
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Alt-Livia, Olivia D. - Complete
Soft by encanta reviews
An AU twist on Somebody's Watching. Spencer spends the night at Lila's and they experiment. First time!Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2011 - S. Reid, Lila A. - Complete
Disguise by xbecbebex reviews
For thirty five minutes, they're just another couple walking down a busy street in Hollywood.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Lila A., S. Reid - Complete
The Color Pink by caithzadz reviews
With a shaking hand, Sakura showed her the white stick. Nervously, Ino took the stick and stared open-mouthed at the little pink plus sign. When she looked up, Sakura's eyes were filled with tears. "I'm pregnant." SaixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,587 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
First by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Orochimaru was Anko's first everything: her first friend, her first teacher, her first kiss, her first lover, her first break-up... Each memory she has of him is lost in the confusion and pain of rejection, but she somehow remembers them anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Dirty Dishes by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Orochimaru visits the little house where he essentially raised Anko. Hearing the absence of her childish laughter within its walls, he feels something strange. Could it be regret?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Pink Ink by Gentlewatersoul reviews
Sai has developed a special type of Ink for Sakura and waits for the most opportune time to test it out on his unsuspecting lover. This is complete, however I've developed a fondness for this little world so don't be surprised to see additional stories.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Favourite shirt by allconspirer reviews
Silly pointless oneshot but I thought I'd put it up, this has nothing to do with anyother fic. Rated T for innuendo
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Kai H. - Complete
Parenting by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
“We...we want a baby brother or sister!” she cried, flailing her arms for emphasis. SasuHina. Sort of a Light spin-off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Name Calling by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
They had gone over this many times before. Honey, sweetheart, baby, pumpkin, teddy bear, snookums –let’s stop there – were nice names. While bone-head, idiot, jerk, butt-face, teme, dobe, and usuratonkatchi… were not. SasuNaruSasu Fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reveries by Cour des Miracles reviews
The new student has Sasuke... well, a little distracted... AU SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hot Cocoa by Aergiia reviews
Pre-massacre. “Cocoa!” he chimed, as though his mere answer was the solution to the world’s problems. Indeed it is, Itachi thought. Indeed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phoenix by Ivan the Bear reviews
Tyson smells something really good. What in the world is that scent!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K., Kai H. - Complete
Baby by Castalyne reviews
Come on, Sai,' Sakura warned, her voice rising slightly as she patted the baby. 'Your daughter won't bite.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Like A Charm, Like A Chant, Like A Prayer by Nerva al'Thor reviews
-One shot; COMPLETE- -KanameSeiren- They shared an intimacy nobody in their right minds would have thought they shared.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kaname, Seiren - Complete
Winner Takes All by Ginnysaysso reviews
Itachi's tired. He's hungry. And he wants that cookie, dammit! Who is this two-year-old to stand in his way? Uchiha brotherly... love? Just a bit of early sibling rivalry. It's pretty short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sinner by Glistening Rain reviews
Sasuke has some unholy feelings for his Aniki. That's not so bad. But throw in a hyperactive blonde, some boose, a sleepover, the Akatsuki, and an abusive father, and you've got a pretty damn good fanfiction... YAOI GOODNESS and sex in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,817 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Metal by Cleone reviews
Sasuke happens to know that Hinata gets VERY turned on by being handcuffed... SasukexHinata lime. Content so sexy Cleone actually blushed while writing it. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Great Debate by MJFastlane reviews
Is it a cupcake, or a muffin? Tyson and Max are arguing, and driving everybody else insane. Kai and Tala come up with a plan to stop them. And what about the people who think it's a patty cake? No pairings, just pointless humour. So, read and laugh, or no
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K., Max T./Max M. - Complete
Brotherly Love? by YouGotMeSoStarstrukk reviews
Sasuke, what are you doing?" "I WANNA BE A FISH!" Sasuke and Itachi brotherliness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trick or Treat! by jaderaid reviews
Itachi likes sweets, yet little Sasuke doesn't. How does an Uchiha spend Halloween when the one who wants to trick-or-treat is a Chuunin-prodigy, and his little brother is completely indifferent? -:pre-series brotherly love oneshot:-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bump on the Head by Backne reviews
When Naruto retreives Sasuke, he hits his head. In the Konoha hospital, he conjures up some delusion that he isn't Sasuke Uchiha, and that he's married to Hinata Hyuuga!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Waiting Room by MysticDragonfruit reviews
While waiting for the birth of his new son Uchiha Fugaku is set with the task of watching a trouble making Itachi. Oh dear. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Finding Out by WhirledPeace reviews
Just a short story of how the Akatsuki try to find out Deidara's gender. Yes, I know he's a guy. MAJOR oocness, and yaoi, but no lemons. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Twenty One by StZen reviews
The Bladebreakers and Demolition Boys settle down for a harmless drinking game...no pairings, absolute crackfic XD more stupid than funny, my lame attempt at humour.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Chibi Chaos! by Astera Aran reviews
Bladers from all the teams suddenly turn into chibis. How did it happen? Why did it happen & what are the others going to do? Will they survive the experience?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,069 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Brooklyn
Stop Moving by DeeChameleon reviews
Neji and Hinata get stuck in a tight spot, literally. What happens when simple movement can turn into sweet revenge? Neji/Hinata Oneshot. Might be OOC, but I can't help it. I'm not perfect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
A Different Kind of Mission by SkywardShadow reviews
It's Itachi's first babysitting experience, and Sasuke seems determined to drive him out of his mind. An attempt at humor. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Its the Baby's Fault! by K and Jazz reviews
“Sasuke and Sakura! Your new mission is to protect this baby.” Sasuke is back.Sakura wants nothing to do with him and …wait… Say that again. They’re gonna be ‘parents’!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Peace Contract by Wynja reviews
Sounds like a lovely story, right? Wrong. Not when Slade is involved. The man has finally found something that will bring the Titans to their knees, starting with their defiant leader. For more, read the introduction inside.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,001 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
A Cheerleader and A Clown by JuliaYuriy reviews
A KaiHilary and TalaJulia Story... Set when Kai was about to leave and join the Blitzkrieg Story. Tyson tried to stop him but he failed, Now it’s up to Hilary to do it. While Tala had a fight with a lovely clown and he plans on getting back at her.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Flowers and Kunais reviews
A drabble collection for the Naruto series. Various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012
Exigency reviews
Need. It can be small, so insignificant that you can brush it aside when needed. It can be huge, pressing and insistent so that you feel as if you are being crushed, threatening to be split you apart by its intensity. It can creep up on you, and before you can fully register, it hits you so hard that you feel winded, the air rushing out of your lungs, leaving you gasping...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
I Can't Wait reviews
He pouted. "Aw, come on Hinata-chan. Just one kiss?" Her lips twitched but she held fast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
You Said reviews
"You said forever Hayate... you said forever..." she whispered brokenly...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Hayate G., Yugao U.] - Complete
Nipples reviews
Why do men have nipples?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Snowballs reviews
A snowball hit him disrespectfully on the ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Last Night reviews
"Sakura, look at me," he said. "Please."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
You Still Love Me reviews
"You love me, don't you?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/29/2010 - [Itachi U., Deidara] - Complete
Misunderstood reviews
"Promise me…that you won't ever do that again."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2010 - [Naruto U., Tenten] - Complete
Like A Rose reviews
"I don't like roses...especially the red ones..."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Family reviews
Kai thinks about the word family...what the Demolition Boys and Bladebreakers mean to him. Kai centric mostly.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
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