![]() Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Air Gear, School Rumble, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, Black Lagoon, and Highschool of the Dead. Announcement: Finally I got on to my Profile. I have no idea what's going on with the site but it's stopping me from doing alot of things. i.e, writing in Doc Manager, Messaging reviewers, making my own reviews or even trying to message someone on the site and even if I somehow manage to contact a reviewer my message would be stopped by a - (Unable to complete secure transaction - Check that the address is spelled correctly, or try searching for the site. ) - and would then have to retype the entire god damn message again. :O I have no idea why it's doing it but I'm really over it so if this message does make it onto my profile you will know what's happening and will hopefully get some feed back by someone who knows what the hell is happening, if it the site or I just need to download something. Hello I'm Raveman2, I'm basically a reviewer of others works but also now a author of my own work. If I happen to think of something I jot it down and see if it will see any value, if it does then that's great but one problem. I'm kinda a perfectionist so writing any kind of fiction will be annoying if i have to look over my work, it would drive me even more mad. ('-') hehehe Kirby - I've managed to come up with some great ideas for some fiction so just wait and see what works out. I have read alot of fanfiction over the years and I've only just made a start on my own. Name: I have one but for now I prefer to keep that private Age: Early 20's Sex: I'm a guy Things I sneeze at: One is bullshit, I can't stand it. Favorite Authors: I don't read books, fanfiction is way better, especially made by these authors: - Kiiam, - Kenchi618, - EroSlackerMicha, - Aragon Potter, - Vendetta419. Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Nickelback, Within Temptation, Breaking Benjamin, SR-71, Japanese bands. Favorite Movies: Avatar, All the Final Destination movies, All SAW movies, Pirates of the Caribbean and The Sorcerers Apprentice. Favorite TV: Comedy shows like Good News Week - (a show that's like regular news but where they make fun of people.), Family Guy, American Dad. Well maybe the Olympics too but only when people get hurt then it turns into a comedy MHAHAHAHAHA. Detective shows like: True CSI, CSI Miami. Drama shows: Hah I don't need to watch any considering my life has nothing but drama, so yeah why watch when i can have a good ol' 24/7 filled with drama that is making me become even more insane "annoying eye twitch" Now where's my bone saw? Favorite Games: Devil May Cry, Sonic the Hedgehog, Overlord, Tales of series games, FF games, Assassin's Creed all three and Legend of Zelda games. I hate sport except for any type of fighting. Favorite Anime: Gurren Lagaan, Soul Eater, Code Geass, Black Lagoon, Eureka Seven, Naruto, Negima, School Rumble, Airgear and Fullmetal Alchemist both series. Anime I've collected: .Hack//Sign Code Geass seasons 1 & 2 Final Fantasy Unlimited Fullmetal Alchemist: Conquer of Shamballa There's alot more where that has come from :) Favorite Pairings: Gurren Lagaan: Kamina/Yoko Simon/Nia Simon/Yoko (Hey when both lovers are gone you need something to fill the void.) Soul Eater: Soul/Maka Blackstar/Tsubaki Kid/Liz and Patty (Can you say Menage a trois?) Gooooooood ;D *Wink* Black Lagoon: Rock/Revy Eureka Seven: Renton/Eureka Naruto: Naruto/Hinata (Always will be number one!) Naruto/Tenten Naruto/Ino Naruto/Anko Naruto/Temari Naruto/Sakura (Only when she's not being a c*ck-juggling thunderc*nt.) School Rumble: Tenma/Karasuma Harima/Yakumo Hanai/Mikoto Imadori/Karen Code Geass: Lelouch/any of the series really. Fullmetal Alchemist both series: Winry/Ed (Is there any other?) Roy/Riza (Hot and heavy & Full of Iron.) Don't like to read: Yaoi and bad over-powered fiction. Honorary Member of The Book of Log. If you worship the holyness that is the log spread the word, copy and paste this section onto your profile... Position: Log Worshiper Possible Book of Log Positions: Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 Naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log OR the Fanfiction that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid. Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is Konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended. Log excerpt number 231: if Konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months. Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken: For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling. For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If 'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy. 'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.' 'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads. 'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.' 'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none. 'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.' Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Let us see if you fall for this like I did:You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle, Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. What Ninja Rank Are You (Naruto) Your Result: Hokage You are the most powerful ninja of the village, the village champion. As Hokage you get control of the village, army, and the feared Anbu-black ops. You won't see as much action as you used to, but everybody loves you, and you know you will fearlessly defend the village as the sixth Hokage. Take that Naruto! (Next Hokage my @$#) -Chunin -Jounin -Rouge Ninja -Anbu -Genin -Special-Jounin -Ninja Academy Student What Ninja Rank Are You (Naruto) Your Result: Spirit Your Spirit is moved by the Element of Spirit. You feel a stronger connection to a Greater Spirit than to any particular aspect of it. Your head is often in the clouds, but you usually get a good view from up there. -Air -Earth -Fire -Water What Element Moves Your Spirit? What element lies within you? Your Result: Fire You are strong and powerful, you are very persistent and will do any and everything to achieve you goal. you are sometimes thought of as a mean person but you do care about others around you. you motto is to never give up and you enjoy freedom. you power consist of useing fire as a shield and to Interrogate others. you also have the power to create a river of fire. you are friends with someone who is Water and Ice and you two make the perfect team. -Light -Wind -Earth -Water and Ice -Darkness What element lies within you? Whats your Element ? Your Result: Fūton (( Wind )) The Wind Release (風遁, Fūton; English TV "Wind Style") area of elemental Nature Transformation are offensive type techniques that allow the user to manipulate wind by shaping their chakra to be as sharp and as thin as possible, not unlike the blades of a pair of scissors. -katon (( Fire )) -Suiton (( water )) -Raiton (( Lightning )) -Doton (( Earth )) Whats your Element ? You are 30% evil! (A.N - It seems I haven't tried hard enough? I'll try again in to 2 months.) (08/01/11) You're almost no evil at all, you are mostly good, but it CAN leak out some evil out of you. But only if someone who is evil has filled your mind with hate, you think about using your evil side against him. How evil are you? Which God or Goddess are you? Your Result: Ares Greek God of War You laugh in the face of War. You revel in conflict and power. You are manipulative, seductive, and a strategist. Your carnal heart enjoys a good battle. -Artemis Greek Goddess of the Hunt -Dionsyus Greek God of Wine -Zeus Greek King of the Gods -Hades Greek God of the Underworld -Aphrodite Greek Goddess of Love Which God or Goddess are you? Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Your Result: War When the second seal is opened, you will ride forth on a red horse carrying a sword, unleashing war and destruction. Your mission is to take peace from the earth, so that man will kill one another. The color of your horse represents the blood spilled on the battlefield. -Death -Famine -Pestilence Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You? Your Result: Blue Fox You are the blue fox! A total perfectionist and a true born leader. You can never resist a challenge! Your Soul Mate is the Yellow Trout and you loathe the Indigo Beaver. -Silver and Red Wolf -Teal Cat -Red Jaguar -Gold Falcon -Ocre and Gray Dolphin -Yellow Trout -Tan Giraffe ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You? Will You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse? Your Result: You Made It! - (But committed suicide at the very end.) You fought your way to the end with a great fight! You are the zombie master! You knew your tactics from the start and probably have been planning out your ideas for a long time. Its just you vs. the world now... -Last Minute Hero -Zombie Genocider -Simple Survivor -Unfortunate Fatty -The Unexperienced -Douchebag Will You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse? (00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) Fanfiction I've brought out: (00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) Title: The Flying Fox Series: Naruto x Airgear Pairings: Naruto x Simca Rated: M Description: Naruto wakes up one morning after having a long dream. He was a powerful ninja that lived out his life as a powerful warrior. But now he's back to reality where he is in the orphanange with his good orphan friend Simca. Status: Out now - In Progress Title: Mission School Rumble Series: Naruto x School Rumble Pairings: Naruto x Eri Rated: M Description: Naruto get s a assignment for a long term body guard to protect the daughter of a rich noble family across the sea. How do you think he will handle the stress of being a high schooler and protect his target at the same time. Status: Out Now - In Progress Title: Naruto: Rising of the Black Wind Series: Naruto x Final Fantasy: Unlimited Pairings: ? Rated: T Description: On a day where chaos is insured a man appears out of no where to put stop to it, but during the sealing of the Kyuubi it wasn't the only thing that was sealed. Soon a new soil wielder will arise, to take up the fight against Chaos. Status: Out Now - In Progress Title: Sanctum Series: Naruto x Black Lagoon Pairings: Naruto x Revy Rated: M Description: There's the famous Roanapur Lagoon Company Vs A known company that was suppose to stay hidden. No one knows what they are capable of, but will soon know as one now walks free in the world. Status: Out Now - In Progress Title: Tanlines & Ponytails Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Pairings: Kyon x Haruhi Rated: T Description: He imagined Haruhi wearing a strapless bikini that showed off her tan-lines and her hair in a pony-tail, covering up in embarrassment, while staring daggers at me to stop, "What the hell are you looking at you pervert." and slaps me on the face. Status: Out Now - In Progress Title: Seed of the Dead Series: Naruto x Highschool of the Dead Pairings: Naruto x ? Rated: M Description: When the world is at the brink of extinction who will take the charge and bring the world back under control. Pairings not up yet, No Harem. Bad-ass Naruto, but not godly. Status: Out Now - In Progress (00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) Fanfiction Ideas I have: (00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) Title: Naruto: The Sorcerer's Apprentice Series: Naruto x The Sorcerer's Apprentice Pairings: Naruto x Hinata Rated: M Description: It all begins when Naruto Uzamaki makes a note to give to Sakura asking if she would be he's girlfriend only for the note mysteriously fly away from her and land in front of Hinata Hyuga. After a complication Naruto winds up in a deserted part of the village where he finds an antique store. That is where his adventure will begin as the Sorcerer's Apprentice. Status: This was just a thought in the back of my mind. Title: The Longest 9 Months Series: Negima Pairings: Konaka x Setsuna, Negi x Nodaka or Asuna Rated: M Description: It's been years since the days of Mahora Academy. Negi and the rest have split up going about there own lives, but a specific couple now we're ready for children but the only problem is they need a sperm donor, so both Setsuna and Konaka only have one person in mind for that...Negi. Status: This was just a thought in the back of my mind. Title: Rumble Pie Series: School Rumble x American Pie Pairings: Karasuma x Tenma Rated: M Description: That says it all. Status: This was just a thought in the back of my mind. Title: The Unbreakable Soul Series: Naruto x Soul Eater Pairings: Rated: Undecided. Description: Naruto at age 3 has been scorned by the entire village not knowing what peace ment. Now at age 14 he was finally struck with a deadly blow, to wake the Kyuubi from its slumber and transform into a weapon. After that no one would be able to stand against The Demon of the Burning Leaf. Status: This was just a thought in the back of my mind, but it feels like it has some value to it. Title: Tales of the Nine-tailed Fox Series: Naruto x Sonic the Hedgehog Pairings: Naruto x Tails Rated: M Description: In the forest of death Naruto dies by the hands of Orochimaru. With his life ending prematurely he meets an unlikely being wanting him to give him a second chance at life to be a true hero. Status: Slowly going Title: The Immortal Soldier Series: Naruto x Full Metal Panic Pairings: Naruto x ? Rated: Undecided. Description: To long has it been since the old days of fighting Madara and the Akatsuki with friends by his side. To long has it been that everyone had left him through the flow of time. To long has he lived as...The Immortal Soldier. Status: Just a thought Title: Naruto - Ninja Assassin Series: Naruto x Fate/Stay Night Pairings: Naruto x Rin Rated: Undecided. Description: It's time for the annual grail wars and when Rin is about to summon her servant she makes big mistake. So instead of Archer she gets an Assassin. What will happen in these turn of events where all is different now thanks to one Hero, Naruto Namikaze . Status: Just a Thought. (00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) New Story Ideas: (00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) Title: GOing Digital Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya x Different games will be featured. Pairings: Kyon x Haruhi Rated: Undecided Description: Haruhi and the gang are out on another expedition looking for more mysteries, but on this day a game shop appears. When Haruhi and the others enter they we're greeted by an old man who allows them to play in his shop for free. As Haruhi takes up the offer they decide to play a RPG. Haruhi enjoys the game so much that she wished it was real, but unknowingly to her. Her powers sucked everyone into the computer and so they have to complete the game if they wish to leave. Status: Just a thought |