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Haha I love Jasper! Sorry, I'm a little obsessed with him, and it's a very good question why that is.

Anywaysss...

My name is Lucy. I'm 15. But the one thing you should know about me is that...

I LOVE JASPER!

Haha sorry. If anyone of you who actually read this cause I'm not sure that any of you will have anything that has to do with Jasper, tell me! :P

also, my friend, BelovedMikura has some pretty damn good stories in my opinion. Read them!

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

Bold are the best ;)

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Sorry I'm late. I got into a fight with my rice krispies. I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck that Asshole."

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If after reading this, and most/all of the things apply to you, copy & paste
If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better,” but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, BelovedMikura, iLOVEjasper138

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Steroetypes, hate em (bold applies 2 me)

I'm BLACK, so I must be GANGSTA.
I'm BLACK, so I must talk "SLANG"
I'm BLACK, so I must be DISRESPECTFUL
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love to READ and WRITE so I must be a nerd
I love ANIME and VIDEO GAMES, so I there for have NO LIFE.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

COMEBACKS to crappy pickup lines!

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Ways to make sure you're insane

-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

-Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

-Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

-Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

-As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.

-Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

-Sing along at the opera.

-Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

-When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

-When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

A FRIEND WILL BACK UP A LIE
A BEST FRIEND WILL SWEAR TO IT IN COURT

A FRIEND WILL TRY TO STOP YOU FROM FIGHTING A STRANGER FOR LOOKING AT YOU WRONG
A BEST FRIEND WILL BE UP IN THE STRANGERS FACE BEFORE YOU CAN GET UP

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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Daughter of Anarchy by Tarafina reviews
Chloe Sullivan-Winston, bastard child of Piney, grew up under the feet of SAMCRO's biggest and baddest. She walked the line of good and bad, alongside her half-brother Opie and his best friend Jax. Calling some of the meanest bikers 'uncle,' she grew up avoiding her mentally ill mother while she learned how to shoot guns, fix bikes, and shark pool.
Crossover - Smallville & Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,625 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Chloe S., Jax] [Opie, Lois L.]
A Different Life by AnAverageGirl15 reviews
Oliver Queen wasn't the only one that survived the Queen's Gambit wreckage. His best friend did as well, along with him. Her name is Felicity Smoak. Together they spent five years on that island fighting to survive and growing closer. And now it's time to come home. This story is abandoned.
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(au) In the high-stakes game of sniping people, Darcy Lewis is the best assassin for the job. And she's just been given her biggest mark yet: The Winter Soldier. Usually, this wouldn't be a problem; she'd happily add him to her list of accomplishments. Only, then she goes and does something stupid; she falls in love with him.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,452 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Darcy L., Bucky B.]
hope (it dangles on a string) by Tarafina reviews
After Felicity is sent to live in Washington, DC for her own safety, she ends up meeting, and being saved by, a man struggling to understand who he is.
Crossover - Captain America & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Bucky B., Felicity S.] - Complete
and I wonder (if everything could ever feel this real forever) by Tarafina reviews
Steve tells him that Darcy's harmless. Bucky imagines, on paper, Darcy is harmless. HYDRA wouldn't give her a second glance. But he does. He can barely keep his eyes off her. He's not sure he wants to.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Darcy L., Bucky B.] Steve R./Capt. America, Sam Wilson/Falcon - Complete
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When a mission goes sideways, Agent Phil Coulson finds himself returning stateside with an 8-year-old girl that might just change his entire life.
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There is nothing for me (but to love you) by Tarafina reviews
(au) It's 1933 when Darcy Lewis meets a couple of boys that will change her whole life. It all starts with a skinny, sickly boy playing hero; where it's headed, she could have never guessed.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Darcy L., Bucky B.] Steve R./Capt. America
Sunshine and Rain (Make A Beautiful Thing) by Ciara2531 reviews
It started with a video game console.
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what does home look like? by Tarafina reviews
(au) For most of her life, Felicity Smoak grew up with her father in Coast City, only visiting her mother Dinah and the Lance family in the summers. But when her father drops her off for an unexpected visit and doesn't come back, Felicity is forced to figure out what 'family' really means. And, in the meantime, falling in love with the local billionaire can't hurt, right?
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] Detective Lance
and I will love you always (with the passion of the sun) by Tarafina reviews
Love is never as simple as it should be. When Felicity is fifteen years old, she meets two boys; the two great loves of her life.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Oliver Q., Tommy M., Felicity S. - Complete
who else would it be but you and me by Tarafina reviews
(au) Oliver saves Felicity from the terrifying monkey bars when he's just seven years old and spends the rest of their friendship trying to be the hero she deserves.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] - Complete
we keep all our promises (be us against the world) by Tarafina reviews
[au – no island] Oliver Queen has no idea what he's doing with his life, but when his father gives him an ultimatum, he has to figure it out. After meeting Felicity Smoak, he finds himself on a new path and his eyes are opened to what happiness really means and how finding it takes more courage than he ever thought he had.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,557 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.]
I don't need a hero (I need a partner) by Tarafina reviews
Felicity grew up subscribing to the life of hard knocks, but that hasn't kept her down. Sure, she's had to raise her step-brother since she was just a kid and every chance she's had at having a better life was shot down, but she's a strong, independent woman who doesn't need no man. Especially a vigilante who won't stop offering help. Then again, maybe he's exactly what she needs.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] Roy H.
Everyone Else Be Damned by iluvtorun reviews
Based on 2x14 spoilers and pictures. Rampant speculation on my part. Felicity follows up a lead of Tockman alone after he destroys the servers at the Foundry. Olicity and really a little Smiggle if you squint, but set after 2x13, so mostly a bunch of messy angst. Supposed to be a oneshot, but I don't think that's gonna happen. T for language.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Sara L., Felicity S., Oliver Q., John D. - Complete
what's a little history (between you and I) by Tarafina reviews
(au) Felicity Smoak (formerly Merlyn) returns to Starling City in the wake of The Undertaking when her brother Tommy is injured and soon finds her world turned completely upside down.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 347 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] Tommy M. - Complete
Just Between Us by lostinmysticfalls reviews
Charlie finds out a truth and goes in search of someone who can get things off her mind. O/S. Charloe.
Revolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Charlie M., Bass M. - Complete
Every whisper, every sigh (eats away this heart of mine) by Tarafina reviews
"If I have no chance, if you're really done with me… Say the word. I'll respect it. I'll stop trying to fix it. Just tell me you're done… Because if you don't, I'm not going to give up on you." [Part 5 of the Broken Hearts and Betrayal series]
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] - Complete
It was a damn close call tonight by Tarafina reviews
When Felicity is shot during a mission, John witnesses a tender moment between the other two-thirds of the team.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] John D. - Complete
every now and then, the stars align by Tarafina reviews
Oliver's daughter is going on her first date and it stirs up some fatherly concern, as well as some appreciation for just how far his life has come.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] - Complete
Things cannot be reversed (we learn from the times we are cursed) by Tarafina reviews
Digg helps Oliver get some perspective on things with Felicity, and a little revenge for breaking her heart. [Part IV of the Broken Hearts and Betrayal Series]
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Oliver Q., Felicity S.] John D. - Complete
patch it up and sew it shut (my scars are all but gone) by Tarafina reviews
Felicity comes home from a long day of work to find Oliver and their daughter sharing a sweet moment.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] - Complete
I saved you every time (I was a fool for love) by Tarafina reviews
"Tell me what to do. Tell me what I have to do to fix this." [Part III of Broken Hearts and Betrayal Series]
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] - Complete
I really effed it up this time (didn't I, my dear?) by Tarafina reviews
He shouldn't have done this. He shouldn't have let this happen. He was staring at her, standing there looking like a broken doll, and it all felt so wrong. [Part II of Broken Hearts and Betrayal Series]
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Oliver Q., Felicity S.] Laurel L. - Complete
When they ask if I regret you (I'll lie and say I do) by Tarafina reviews
They all said he'd break her heart, and they were right. [Part 1 of the Broken Hearts and Betrayal Series]
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Charloe Oneshots by OTP-Obsessions reviews
Charlie is angry with Bass...smutty one-shot of sex in the woods...will likely turn into more one-shots as S2 progresses
Revolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Charlie M., Bass M.
The End is the Beginning by Tarafina reviews
A near-death experience brings together two wanderers out to find their purpose in life.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
This Was Not Part of the Plan by Tarafina reviews
See, the potion could not – would not – turn blue. No, because if it did, and it wouldn't, then Hermione Granger – very much unattached – would be pregnant. With a Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
You Have Been The One For Me by Tarafina reviews
"So what? This is it? This is how you say goodbye...? No explanation? You just blow into town one day and decide, what? Having a girlfriend is a hassle?"
Crossover - Smallville & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Chloe S., Dean W. - Complete
Chaos by Tarafina reviews
Darcy calls her lipstick trashy and she smiles all the while… He doesn't think it's trashy; he thinks it's Darcy. It's passion and chaos and life.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22913 - Favs: 14,209 - Follows: 10,643 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6792 - Favs: 9,659 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Loves and Sacrifices by Tarafina reviews
"Not how we expected it to end, right?" :Chlean:
Crossover - Smallville & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Chloe S., Dean W. - Complete
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Mine by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. Aro wants Bella but she's engaged and the daughter of an old friend. He takes her and keeps her locked up, promising that one way or another she'll warm up to him. He isn't the only one interested in her. summary inside. eventual ExB darkish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,738 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 5,170 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Price of Permanence by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Hand of sorrow by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Orphaned, Bella sets down the bloody path of the revolution searching for revenge. Edward, a boy with a mysterious past, joins her in hopes to crush the House of Volterra. ExB darkromance full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,654 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Attendings by Queenbeth2 reviews
AUAH. Sequel to Scrubs. Back in Chicago and Carlisle finds that his kids are all grown up and dealing with their own lives. Babies, dream jobs and olympic dreams shape the Cullen quad into who they are meant to be. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,505 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Scrubs by Queenbeth2 reviews
AUAH. Carlisle is alone to raise his newborn twins. A desire to provide a better life for them sends him back to school where he meets Esme Platt, a beautiful woman that has her own sad past. I really suck at summaries. CxE eventual ExB JxA ExR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,598 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11625 - Favs: 8,535 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete