The Curious Kills
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Joined 01-20-09, id: 1810668, Profile Updated: 03-29-15
Author has written 12 stories for Man From UNCLE, Robin Hood BBC, Stargate: SG-1, Hogan's Heroes, Bleach, Lord of the Rings, Frozen, Tinkerbell, and Sliders.

Hello. If you're looking for what happened to Nyala Necheyev way-back-when, you just found him. Hooray!

I have been a creative writer for several years and an avid reader for several more. I enjoy writing tragedies, adventures, sarcastic comedies, one-shots and parodies, dark or otherwise. I'm a tad brutal and far too picky when it comes to my own writing, but I suppose everybody has an unforgiving inner editor.

I would be flattered if you would leave a comment on some of my works; most of them are admittedly unfinished, due to missing chapters or lack of a decent plot. Please be patient and understanding when you find stories like this in my archives. I have been writing fan fiction and posting it here since I was a teenager, and therefore a lot of the old stories tend to be rather pathetic and poorly written.

I am a young adult with a great deal of transition (literally -- no, literally) going on in my life. As such, all new stories will have to take their time in moving forward. I did a recent house-cleaning, removing most of my bad and dead fics from the internet, so if you're wondering why you can't find a story you read more than a week ago, that's probably why. Please don't expect more than one new chapter per week if I have an active story going on, although I may have good days and surprise you with a double update. Here's hoping there's a lot of good days, because I love creative writing!

Until then,

TheCuriousKills

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"Since this galaxy began, vast civilizations have risen and fallen, risen and fallen, risen and fallen so often that its quite tempting to think that life in the galaxy is either A) Seasick, spacesick, timesick, historysick, or some such thing and B) stupid."

- Douglas Adams, "Life, The Universe, And Everything"

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

I am a nerd to the core, a lover of art and music and an admirer of science and technology. I'm mostly a PC Gamer (PM me if you play on Steam! I'll add you!), but I'm no stranger to XBox and PS titles, and you'll hardly ever find me without my 3DS (Viva la Pokemon!). I mostly enjoy foreign music, such as K-Pop, Japanese metal and various Taiwanese rock groups, and creative indie bands, such as One-Eyed Doll, Marquis of Vaudeville, Steam Powered Giraffe, and various Brony artists online. I also draw pictures from time to time, love D&D, and cast my lot on the battlefield with Dagorhir, the Samurai Titans, and various other combat-based LARPing groups. Huzzah!

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Wilso does not strave by xXNarutoYaoiPornXx reviews
Willis an frinds kill derrclops spoilers.
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Wilson H., Willow, Wolfgang
A Life Lived Apart by mducquette reviews
Boromir is found by a widow and her children on the brink of death. Can they bring him back to life? What will he do with this new life that has been given to him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,212 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Boromir
Holding On by stanzaic reviews
Things go a little differently when Merry and Pippin escape into Fangorn Forest. Movie-verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Autumn Within by SiriusFan13 reviews
Balthazar has fallen ill months after Morgana's defeat. Dave & Veronica are desperate to save him before time runs out. But everything isn't what it seems. And no one, even Balthazar himself, plans to let him go down without a fight. The clock is ticking.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,338 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Balthazar B., Dave S.
Old Fogeys by Professor A. Silvertree reviews
With this pandemic of beautiful young girls falling into Arda, one wonders, who would really go, certainly not a retiring history teacher, right?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Aragorn
Status: Surviving by Alchemine reviews
Two weeks before the world ended, Glenn had finally gotten on Facebook. Spoilers through end of season 1.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Glenn
Gray by Sara Wolfe reviews
After he is struck down by Morgana, Balthazar finds himself trapped in a limbo between life and death.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Balthazar B. - Complete
Forever Changing by SiriusFan13 reviews
After centuries frozen in time in the Grimhold, how does Veronica deal with the changes time has made in Balthazar? And really, in the end, what sort of changes truly matter?
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Veronica, Balthazar B. - Complete
The Oath by FrozenCrocus reviews
Dave flew off with Becky on the eagle and left weakened Balthazar and Veronica behind. Dave's thoughtlessness gives Horvath the opening he needs. Balthazar's living Hell isn't over yet.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Balthazar B., Horvath
In the Beginning: Vive Le King by Simone Lyon reviews
The first in a series showing how our heroes came to be at Stalag 13. This is Newkirk and LeBeau's story from when they were captured in 1940 at Dunkirk to when they were transferred to Stalag 13 after a daring escape attempt
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 153,240 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Peter and the Wolf by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
In reality, Newkirk had been planning this ever since he heard that the full moon would be falling on Halloween that year. Hogan just expanded the idea. Winner of the 2011 Gold Papa Bear Award for Best Long Comedy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Change Doesn't Come Easily by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Post-series, ficlit. Newkirk is finding it difficult making a living in post-war London. Perhaps a visit from an old friend can change his fortune. Friendship fic.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Time War by Imipak reviews
The Tomorrow People find themselves under attack. But this is no ordinary battle and assistance will not come from any ordinary direction.
Crossover - Tomorrow People & Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010
Out of Sight: At the bridge by dust on the wind reviews
A prequel to "Out of Sight" - this is how the whole thing started. Contains spoilers, so read the main story first.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Out of Sight by dust on the wind reviews
Hogan and his men didn't blow up the bridge, and the Underground didn't blow up the bridge, so who did? Newkirk may be able to work it out - if only he can get anyone to listen to him.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,599 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The 'Odd' Man Out by Deana reviews
The Heroes experience an odd couple of days when a neurotic escapee from Stalag Six drives them completely insane.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The big ones don't bite by dust on the wind reviews
Who would have thought it would be that hard to deal with one little intruder in the barracks? Warning for Arachnophobes - You probably don't want to read this. Really.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Guilty Until Proven Innocent by Deana reviews
A simple mission goes bad when Newkirk is captured by German civilians...one of which holds a serious grudge against the British...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,765 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Addiction by ColHogan reviews
A rogue Gestapo officer comes to Stalag 13 with plans for Colonel Hogan which could spell the end of the operation unless Major Hochstetter can save him.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 119,907 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
Nightmares, Revisited by Bits And Pieces reviews
Sequel to, "Only in My Nightmares". Newkirk is continuing to have trouble recovering from what happened to him at the hands of an SS Major, and it's manifesting itself in his dreams.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,950 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - P. Newkirk - Complete
A Life Reflected by Jinxed-Wood reviews
Torchwood/SG-1 - Torchwood gets an unexpected visitor... Vala Mal Doran
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Vala, Jack H. - Complete
Say It Again by ASiriuslyGleekyTimeLord reviews
Just what happened after the boat scene in Gibbs' basement in Bloodbath between Gibbs and Abby? This is what I think just might have occurred...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
An Insignificant Speck by The Kat Valentine reviews
-Buffy/Repo! Crossover- Rupert Giles can't possibly explain how he got where he is now.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - R. Giles
Conversations Between a Doctor and a Vampire by Goober Collins reviews
The private discussions that Julia and Barnabas hold when they think there are no bugs in the room.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008
The Visionary by Kalann reviews
Crossover between Original Series and New Series. A new Tomorrow Person breaks out and brings a new power to the team. Please review.
Tomorrow People - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
A Harrowing Halloween by JMackenzie reviews
Barnabas experiences his first Halloween, and is in for a few pleasant surprises, and some unpleasant ones as well. Complete.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Breaking Out by Purple Dalek
John is the first Tomorrow person to break out, and if he dosen't do it properley and fight his couriousnous the future of the evolution of earth could be at stake... Story set 7 years before the slaves of Jedikiah.
Tomorrow People - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006
You Only Live Twice, But Only to Die Again by Samyo reviews
Oneshot. Set in the spot where you think Mei is dead.
House of Flying Daggers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
There and Back Again by San Antonio Rose reviews
A funny thing happened on the way through the mines, and WWII will never be the same... Hogan's Heroes/Lord of the Rings/Newsies crossover. (Nominated for the 2004 MEFAs and the 2004 Papa Bear Awards)
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,855 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Complete
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Diesel & Deutschland reviews
Six friends gather in a study room at their campus library to wreak havoc on a new campaign designed by their very creative DM. This campaign, completely rewritten for a dieselpunk spy epic set in the thick of World War Two, holds many surprises for the ornery players as the DM struggles to keep their crazy, improbable characters focused on the actual plot. (HH A/U)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/27
Rapture and the Honeybee reviews
A simple rendezvous turns into an all-out mess of secrets, wild nights and living nightmares as Colonel Hogan and his men are caught up in a race to develop weapons beyond imagination. What madness are the Nazis about to unleash upon an unsuspecting world, and are the heroes too late to reverse the damage done?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27
Chiaroscuro reviews
The characters you know take on different roles in this 19th-century retelling of the movie. The daughters of a deceased Norwegian inventor and his wife, Elsa and Anna Lyssinn, decide to exhibit their father's creations on the eve of Elsa's twenty-first birthday. As two uninvited gentlemen enter the story, a terrible secret is revealed; mischief and treachery ensue.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans
ON CALL Book One reviews
As we all know, Middle Earth eventually evolved to become the Modern Earth, where we all live and dwell. But what has happened to the surviving peoples from ME? A paramedic discovers what while answering a pedestrian/MV collision trauma call at 0312...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011
CHOOSE YOUR OWN RING An Interactive Adventure reviews
An interactive literary fiction patterned after the ingenious "Choose Your Own Adventure" series. I figured that if Mary Sues are so desperate to go to M.E., why not give them a chance and see how they really do? WORK IN PROGRESS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011
HOGAN'S HEROES INTERACTIVE The Misplaced Messenger reviews
You've always loved history, but when you are pulled back in time to 1940's Germany and are mistaken for an American Air Force pilot, you find yourself helpless and in danger of losing your life. AN INTERACTIVE ADVENTURE! ENJOY!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - R. Hogan
Meeting Gin reviews
A 20-year-old Aikido student in Texas discovers that fact is more irritating than fiction when she is attacked by a Hollow on her way home and meets her favorite character from "Bleach".
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2010 - G. Ichimaru
Ceremony of Innocence reviews
Two Jewish siblings seek refuge at Stalag 13 as they attempt to escape from Germany - Rivke Yomtov-Ringel, a widow before her time, and her eight-year-old brother, Yankel Yomtov.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,340 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Operation: Hacky Sack! reviews
It is a boring, boring day at Stalag 13, and soon the men are assailed by desperation. They can hoodwink the Germans and combat the forces of evil, but can they defeat the ever-depressing cruelty of total, absolute ennui? SHORT COMEDY BRONZE WINNER (PBA 2010)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - R. Hogan - Complete
Slidergate reviews
The gang is seperated accidentally when their slide is redirected by another artifitial wormhole to a universe where an ancient alien portal has been taken into custody by the US Government.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sliders - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/11/2009
Faeries of Sherwood reviews
Robin Hood meets a band of faeries in Sherwood, with whom he forms a pact that makes the two bands allies. But when Little John disappears and the Sheriff doesn't have him, Robin must go to war with the evil Wind Faeries to get him back.
Crossover - Robin Hood BBC & Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Robin Hood, Queen Clarion
The Armageddon Affair reviews
Rise havoc, and let loose the dogs of war!" - When Waverly leaves for a week-long vacation, nothing is stopping Solo and Kuryakin from declaring a prank war on one another, which soon leads to a nightmarish armageddon.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009