Mrs. Edward Pattinson
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Joined 01-20-09, id: 1810906, Profile Updated: 03-11-10
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

According to my new stories i just wanted to say thank you to everyone who reads and reviews. then i wanted to say that i do not own twilight. and i also wanted to say that i rated it M for language and such, but there won't be any sex scenes and just in case so i don't get anyone mad. i'll update whenever i can, keeping reading and reviewing(:

I read the twilight saga in less than a week...(is that fast?) Those books are amazing...i think Bella & Edward are so cute, how much they love each other leaves me speechless...Stephanie Meyer is my idol!

since i am done reading all the books (I hope SM publishes Midnight Sun) =( i started reading fanfiction and some of these fanfictions are absoutely amazing, almost like SM would write, if i read a story, i will review it, i hate when people trash talk a story, i mean i understand constructive criticism but seriously... then I decided to write my own! I'll probably write more, please review and give me helpful tips and ideas!!

I love everyone who reads my stories!!(and getting reviews makes my day, no matter what they say(hey that if you read and review my story (and you write your own fanfictions) i'll defintely check yours out!

Some people have told me that my stories have some grammer errors, and i already know that. I don't have a serious beta, and i write the stories then i post them directly after, then sometimes i read them after i post them and i catch some errors myself, sorry I can't get them all and thanks for trying to help! :)

When people add me to favorites or alert, it makes me so happy but i mean if you have time to do that, don't you have time to say anything(i mean a smiley face even) back to the person to tell them what you thought? I'm not trying to be rude but i mean, think about it, please.

I don't put a disclamier on all of my chapters because obviously (this is fanfiction) and sadly none of us die-hard fans own Twilight or Edward STEPHANIE MEYER DOES!! :D We just have fun with what she created

F.Y.I-I AM 100 TEAM EDWARD/ROBERT AND PROUD OF IT!! (no offense to those of you on team Jacob/Taylor)

Meeting Robert Pattinson is one of my goals in life!! =)

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

(If you agree copy and paste this to your profile)

If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Now isn;t that the cutest thing you've ever read! So like Bella and Edward

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, you know that, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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Vampires or Dinosaurs? by Cold Beer-Hoe reviews
what would happen if the Cullens weren't really vampires, they were dinosaurs? really super random and stupid with a bunch of other stuff thrown in, just a joke between cousins bored! that might not make sense, oh well....lmfao, hoe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward
As The Cushion Turns by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Stupid, Shiny Cullen Cars by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by MyBella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
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Life turned upside down reviews
AH. Bella thought for sure that she'd always be with Jacob but when she catches him in a lie and turns to her best friend's brother for comfort does she find out what true love means. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Never Too Late reviews
Bella’s always had a tough life but when everything was perfect, the one she loved most got married and left. She never thought she’d get her chance with Edward but that’s all going to change with one trip to the diner. R&R. First AH fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Confessions of a Hoe and a Horny Boy reviews
The story of how Jessica and Mike reunited with the Cullens after getting engaged and pregnant, a multi-chapter one-shot written as a part of my other story "After the Wedding". Written with my BFFL, continuing depends on how its liked : R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Jessica, Mike
After the Wedding reviews
Sequel to Before the Wedding, Edward's point of view, set 5 years after Breaking Dawn, what happens when the Cullens are forced to leave Forks after a few people get suspicious? what about Charlie and Jacob? Please read and review! updating soon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward
After The Phone Call reviews
This is directly after Chapter 7 of Breaking Dawn, Instead of it going to Jacob's point of view, it stays Bella's and you get to see how the Cullens deal with Bella being pregnant and how she deals with it! please read & review, ideas are welcome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Before the Wedding reviews
What Edward and Bella did before their wedding and what they are thinking takes place before breaking dawn and after ecplise..please read it this is my first fanfiction, i do not own anything, just finished...writing a sequel, please keep readin
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete