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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Reviewer Pledge: I swear that I shall do my best to give well contrived criticism, and will attempt to be courteous in response to uneducated and unfocused responses. When credit is due, I will congratulate the author and describe what sections or categories were well thought out. When severe criticism is needed, I will offer mature and precise words that will hopefully allow the writer to improve their work and make the experience of readers more enjoyable. Finally, I will point out blatant errors and other such annoying signs of laziness and will not shy away from defensive and arrogant replies.

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Part of the above review revolution means that if I read a fic I do not enjoy I am still going to write an honest review of it. I do not hit the back button, no matter how much I want to. I will not write a dishonest (but so much easier) review telling them that their story needs work, but "It's still great". I do have some dos and don'ts of my conduct on this site and I will post them here:

1. I will always review honestly but I understand tact. I do not review to intentionally insult a story or author.

2. If it is posted on this site it has been posted for other people to read and they have been given the right, by the site's administrators, to review in any manner they choose. Even if you post 'go lightly' I will review in my normal manner, in whatever way the story deserves.

3. I'm not going to block you after I review- feel free to PM me. However, I will not put up with trolling or stupidity. If you cannot take the review in a mature manner I will block your account.

I like to think that my writing, though in need of vast improvement at some points, is at least worth the readers time, and- more recently- will go back over even after the work is published to see if there is anything that can be patched up or embellished on to upgrade the quality of work that is produced under my name. If there is something-anything-that you, the reader, observe that can be fixed, I implore you to contact me so that the part can be fixed or reedited.

For people that hate stereotypes: (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz -I died my hair black and red-
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (only a little bit of blood in me)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
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I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a martial-artist, so I MUST want to kick your ass.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (mens sweatshirts and gym shorts are WAY more comfortable)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (well.. read/write it...)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (Only drink, but still)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

Label me what you want im still me !

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Dark Times by Treenahasthaal reviews
Two years after joining the Rebellion Luke is shot down during a mission and ejects from his X-Wing in enemy territory. The events that follow lead him, painfully, to his first meeting with Vader and beyond. A father/son story although it might not seem like it at first.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 286,507 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Brown Eyes by Christy Tortland reviews
"Let's pretend," she said suddenly. "Let's pretend that for one night, for one moment, neither of us is who we are. Let's say...I'm a daring smuggler off the southern rim, and you…" She looked at him. "Who will you be?" AU V/P. NOW COMPLETE with epilogue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,402 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Birds and Bees: Hinata by Romez reviews
Naruto walked down the streets, wondering who he should ask. After all, most people seemed pretty freaked out when they are asked how babies are made. Suddenly, he spotted Hinata and ran to her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Hokage's Dark Knight by OnGuard reviews
During Naruto's training trip, the council somehow takes over power in the leaf ninja. Now Naruto must become something darker, something who works during the night to help the Hokage regain her power. He must become her dark knight.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Simple Twist of Fate by TheRealThing reviews
Destiny brings Darth Vader's twin son and daughter, who he has believed dead for ten years, into his life unexpectedly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 318,405 - Reviews: 3436 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 3963 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
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Whispers of the Shadows reviews
Naruto hears someone calling his name, and someone stading just out of sight. Will Naruto ever discover who secretly has watched over him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,472 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Hunted by the Dark reviews
Chased from home, and left to his own devices to seek out the only man who can help him, Naruto discovers that the roles of friend and foe are not always so shallow. With danger lurking, Naruto's survival teeters on edge as both sides come out into light.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Rain on the Pavement reviews
Just a one-shot on how Iruka's and Naruto's relationship formed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Forgiveness reviews
Naruto releases his pent up frustration. Seeing the face of what he considers the traitorous hokage in the mirror finally sends him over the edge. Dragging many previously buried emotions from deep with in him. fatherXsonOne-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
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