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Joined 01-20-09, id: 1811311, Profile Updated: 09-11-11
Author has written 6 stories for Latest Buzz, Misc. Books, Night at the Museum, Enid Blyton, Misc. Tv Shows, and Harold and Maude.

Greetings Earthlings!!

I hope you will welcome me into the world of fanfiction with open arms, and not bag the pathetic stuff i put up. As you may have guessed, i have hardly any self-confidence left, even though my time on this earth has been a short one. I blame the media. Anyway, i love the Mighty Boosh, Black Books, Latest Buzz and many other kids and BBC shows!!

I can't think of anything else to say, apart from ... no nothing!

Random Scribblings of an insane idiot!

If you mated an elephant with a mouse, how big would it be?

Why is it that when you have one day booked for something, three other things turn up to foil your plans?

Who invented stairs? Seriously, whoever did was a genius!

Things i like (in no particular order or genre):

Sad or unusual endings to films

Terry Pratchett books

Harold and Maude

Corpse Bride

Singin in the Rain

The Blues Brothers

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The Riddler's Riddle by krazysmiles reviews
Riddler likes girl. Riddler kidnaps girl. RiddlerXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,803 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Prince Florian Seeks a Bride by Be Rose reviews
Prince Florian needs to find a bride. There are plenty of princesses to choose from. The neighbouring countries alone have five. But finding the right one is not that simple. Will Florian succeed?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,560 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Rules Murdock Must Follow by Mockingeagle reviews
Hannibal, Face, and BA decide that Murdock needs some rules to follow due to his antics and before they wind up in the VA psych ward with him.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hannibal, Murdock
Prove to Me You're Not by BatistaCenaGal312 reviews
Jeff meets his match in one of Annie's friends, but will he be able to get past her insecurities to prove she's what he wants... Jeff/OC
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 55,470 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jeff W. - Complete
Finding True Happiness by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione needed romance; Peeves needed a willing virgin. One lonely; one bored. Could they make magic together? Warning: Many lemons. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and I'm not making any money from this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,030 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hermione G., Peeves - Complete
The Crystal Clause by Ravenclaw992 reviews
Crys does not like Christmas and it's often the time when she acts like a rebel. When she is sent to the North Pole, she meets Jack Frost. Will spending time with him change her ways? Or will she only act more rebellious against Christmas? R&R!
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,601 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Of Wives and Necrophelia by Ame Ulan reviews
In matters of wives, he was never quite sure what to say. oneshot
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Jealousy is an Emotion by Warlock In Disguise reviews
An old friend of Miss. Spider's comes to New York! And Centipede is getting jealous. But, what will happen when he finds out the newcomer's real goal? Centipede/Spider!
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
To Shed Some Light by ApatheticOnion reviews
Dawson asks Basil about his aversion to children, only to learn more horrors about Basil's past than he ever could have imagined..
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Flickering Shadows by SingleServing reviews
[The Purple Rose of Cairo] Another ending, for the romantically clich├ęd among us.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
War's a Horrid Thing by dudmoore reviews
Baldrick thinks things over before the Big Push. Complete.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete
The Wind in the Gun Barrels by AzureBlu reviews
The cast of The Wind in the Willows join the army.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2005
A Wheeler In Love by Obsessed-fan reviews
Just what the titel says... A Wheeler In Love... It's cute. Trust me. ;)
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2004
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The Opening, DH Lawrence Style reviews
The opening scene of the film written in the manner of DH Lawrence.
Harold and Maude - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Harold, Mrs. Chasens - Complete
Close Enemies reviews
A Bugaloos fanfic. I.Q falls in love with who he thinks is the girl of his dreams. Only problem is, she's Benita Bizarre's niece. Bad summary, but oh well. You get the gist. I.Q / OC
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010
Saucepan Man reviews
ok, a song i wrote about the Saucepan Man from Magic faraway tree series. my own song, my own work. not sure if it's songfic or not. i'd like to know what you think, and also what you make of it. Thank you!
Enid Blyton - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Borrowing History reviews
When Larry finds a strange being in a box of rare artefacts, she causes havoc in the museum. But when a jealous god arrives, even stranger events start to happen. Bad summary but please read.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Octavius G.
Love on the Nile reviews
Years after the terrible events of Death on the Nile, Cornelia and Ferguson meet again. What should've have happened between the pairing. Based more on the book than any of the films.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Love Buzz reviews
Everyone in the Buzz is thinking about love; DJ wants Shepherd back and to save the Buzz program from extermination, while Shepherd wants to move on with his life and find someone else. Note: this was written while i was watching the first series.
Latest Buzz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Andrew S. - Complete