T.D. Sugoi
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Joined 01-20-09, id: 1811326, Profile Updated: 03-10-13
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Rosario + Vampire, and Naruto.

Haha, wow, I went through my profile for the first time since 2009, and, man, was I immature back then.

Name: Ask.

Beliefs: I used to believe that every event is caused by our actions, no matter how small they may seem. I also used to believe that every living thing has a purpose, and they don't die until their purpose is fulfilled. Now, I'm not really sure. I think the interesting thing about life is that you can believe whatever you want, and there can be a plethora of evidence supporting it, but that doesn't magically make it true.

Hobbies: Sleeping, studying (I especially like studying neuroscience), reading, bugging my friends.


"Eat to live, don't live to eat"

"Consequences are nothing more than simple reactions to our action."

"Cogito ergo sum" --"I think therefore I am."

"I look for zebras, whereas other doctors look for horses. In this case; you are those other doctors. You haven't earned a zebra yet." - Dr. Gregory House: played by Hugh Laurie.

My favourite bash.org quote as of Dec 4/09

Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead
Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her?
ask her yourself?
no fing way until I get a second opinion
dude she's in the channel
no she isn't
yeah she is mate, look up
she got op'd yesterday
spam the channel
with text
so it goes
off her scrollback
massacre has quit (PLAN C!!)
I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now
so I'll be offline for a bit
if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes
Audia has quit (QUIT)
that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there
Oh man, I wish I could f up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP: We shall remember

(In retrospect, I disagree with some of this, but I still find it mildly entertaining)

Writing Challenge #1: Hitoko Naruto (Naruto Lightman)

Naruto meets Cal Lightman, and Cal takes Naruto under his wing; teaching him how to read people with a glance. Naruto will no longer be dense, and he'll be decently strong since Cal works with Ibiki in T & I. Any pairing except NaruHina. NaruSaku is fine depending on how you go about it. If you can manage a Naruto/FemKyuubi, then you're a hero. Simple as that.

Notice how there's barely any constraints there? It's called freedom. I know, in this day and age?! What the hell am I thinking ;)

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The Lady of Zero R2: Lelouch of the Revolution by mostrandomgirl92 reviews
A year after the Black Rebellion,Zero,his Lady,and the Black Knights return to fight their Revolution, and to to crush Britannia.But with so much against them,and plots and secrets revealed,will they win the peace they seek?Or perish in the flames of war?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,301 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Lelouch L.
Goddess by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Naruto grew up in a world of secrecy, war and legends. His dream is to follow his father's footsteps and become the hero the world is waiting for. But it's a difficult task when no one is willing to speak the truth. NaruFemSasu. KakaFemIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,275 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Mighty Vampire Aono by lord of the land of fire reviews
Facing certain death the vampire Moka has no choice but to give Tsukune one more injection of her blood. As she fears the blood transforms him... but not into a ghoul. Tsu X Mok
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,941 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
空の財団: The Foundations of the Sky by Autumn's Effervescence reviews
What if Naruto's surname meant more than just a simple title? What if his ancestors had a history beyond that of the typical family stories? Reflected in his eyes are the eerie truth of the past, the present, and inevitably, the future. Bloodline!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Kyuubi Brat by Darka Silvath reviews
Naruto finally realised the truth as a child for why the villagers call him 'Kyuubi Brat'. Total Crack Fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hiraishin Reborn by the God Hand reviews
One mysterious man advises Naruto to stop playing pranks and joking around. Naruto will take his Shinobi training seriously from a young age and utilize his true potential to its fullest. A simple low rank Jutsu will be remade to rival even the Hiraishin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,182 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U.
Kumo's Yellow Flash by Judgmaster reviews
Rewrite of NeolithicMonarch's original story. Naruto killed Sasuke at the Valley of the End. Now in Kumo, he makes a new name for himself with his bloodlines. Naruto is Kumo's Yellow Flash! All original from here out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,746 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Broken Twins by Slayer End reviews
What was the first thing you saw when you were born? Most likely, the caring eyes of your mother. Why is it that my twin sister was given that right and not me? The first thing I saw when I entered life was the unforgiving, dark ceiling of the morgue...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,662 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Extraordinary by dreamstar1995 reviews
Bella Swan is illegally taking care of her brothers. She is a vampire but has amazing self control. Then she moves her and her four brothers to Forks, Washington. What will happen when the Cullens meet her. First fanfiction ever. Rating may change later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
She Came from Lightyears Away by SomeKindOfWizard reviews
Aboard the Star Ship Konoha, a low-rank Captain Naruto comes across an alien, she calls herself a "Kyuubi". The Kyuubi is stowed away on ship. But when weird changes overcome Naruto, and the ship is in danger, what will happen to them? Naru/Female Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,360 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Half and Half by felixhe3x reviews
The feelings and life of a container and his jailer was being cut in a half, and that was where their love start
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Chaos by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto dies at the Valley of the End but then the god of chaos appears and decides to mess with Naruto life making him his champion. Mass crossover and multiple pairing.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 262,579 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tsukuyomi by felixhe3x reviews
NarutoXLineage 2 crossover Naruto was experimenting with something unknown and as a consequnces, he was thrown into a whole new world where elf and dragon were not just a fable, where the world was torn apart by war. Will he ever go back to his world?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 213 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hatred Turned Love by othertwin reviews
What the freak? I just got into an accident and I'm found naked by a white eh... silver haired, porn reading ninja! What the heck is going on? AHHHHHHH! KakashixOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,585 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Deal with a Demon by azeroth5 reviews
Tsukune goes to Yokai academy but doesn't meet Moka since she has learned how to remove the Rosario on her own. Instead he is chased and killed by yokai. But does he die or something he will regret happens? Tsukune centric reviews are welcome.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Tsukune A.
Impressions by tinaababy reviews
Bella is a single, shy, and timid writer. Edward is an engaged, charming, and handsome businessman. What do you get when Bella has to cover "Seattle's New Couple?" AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,180 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreamwalker by BeckyLadiye reviews
AU/Canon Couples - When Carlisle introduces Edward to a young coma patient, they discover that Leia's mind still works just fine. What would happen if the hospital is forced to disconnect her life support? Can vampire venom heal *everything*?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,676 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Rises the Flame by peppymint reviews
A will of fire cannot be so easily denied. The continuing saga of Hiraku Kazama. Sequel to "From the Ashes."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,952 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Invisible Sleeping Pill by HaPeCe reviews
Being a fire youkai is a complicated business. Having a vampire blood changes ones perspective. Meet Aono Tsukune, collected and calm fire youkai, a dreadful older brother, inspiring rebel, a nicotine addict and overall an antisocial guy. AU TsukunexMizor
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Tsukune A., Mizore S.
It started with a Psychology Book by Psycoticat reviews
“The fact that it’s you asking for a book on the mind, and how it works, is disturbing enough to make Madara run in fear. What are you planning?” Naruto then gives a smile that hasn’t been seen since the painting of the Hokage Mountain...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 584 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The new Kyuubi by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is tired of all the hate in his life so he was given an offer that he cant refuse and he learns a few things he never knew. Itachi a girl. How did that happen and why is it all his plans never work quite right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,418 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 2,931 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Temple Pond by recodan reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Nine Tales Of Naruto by Cookie-chi reviews
Two minds, two people that will never belong. Watch as their lives unfold, through love and hate. Watch nine memorable moments Naruto spent with the demon locked inside of him. NaruKyuu Fem KyuubiNaruto Nineshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Beauty of the Beast by the dark icon writers reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is your name. And you are nothing more than her finely kept blade. NarutoKyuubi One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Exiled Legend by AGuyWhoUsedToWrite reviews
What if Jiraiya leaves with a 5 year old Naruto for a long training journey? How will his life be different? Watch as Naruto experience harsh obstacles before finally becoming a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,929 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Will of Fire by Taisi reviews
Falling victim to a strange jutsu, Naruto wakes up in an older Konoha, still governed by the Yondaime. Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,916 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Sickness by The Oni reviews
A chat with the Shinigami leads Naruto to some interesting information.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
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Oretachi no Sadame reviews
Narrowly escaping from his death, Naruto is rescued from the brink of insanity by two people: Uchiha Natsuko and the Kyuubi. What else is new? NarutoxOC. On-hold until I come to terms with my Dadès death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,145 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Different Circumstances reviews
In which the Kyuubi is not a malevolent being bent on destruction, and rather an extremely cute little girl bent on helping Ant-san and Ant-kun. Naru/FemKyuu, On-hold until I come to terms with my Dad's death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Vampire soreto Rosario to Vampire: Revamp'd reviews
Rewrite of "Vampire soreto Rosario to Vampire" - Tsukune and Moka meet under the most extreme circumstances. How will this affect their relationship, and help them in the trials to follow? MokaxTsukune; Possible lemons; Medium-speed story. Temp Hiatus
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Moka A., Tsukune A.
Vampire Rosario Vampire: Genjutsu wa Gensou reviews
Sequel to "Vampire soreto Rosario to Vampire": Moka is experiencing sorrow, and she goes out one night. Who does she find, and what happens next? MokaxTsukune; rated M for possible future lemons. ---PAUSED--- read Ch.2 for info on why
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Moka A., Tsukune A.
Vampire soreto Rosario to Vampire reviews
What if Tsukune wasn't human when he came to Youkai Academy? What if he was a Vampire? But what if he was stronger than Moka, even stronger than Count Shuzen? MokaxTsukune, TsukunexMoka. Rated M for future lemons.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,136 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Staggering Solace reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie