Vstriker
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Joined 01-21-09, id: 1812273, Profile Updated: 11-08-13
Author has written 5 stories for Zatch Bell, Incredibles, Pokémon, Harry Potter, and Meet the Robinsons.

YO! I'm Vstriker! I hope to maybe become a writer someday so i figured I could start.

I plan to write all types stories here. From action to romance.

Favorite Anime's and Manga: One Piece, Bleach, Soul Eater, Naruto, Shaman King, and One piece again since it's my favorite.

If you want any request just PM me. also I like adding others peoples OC's in my adventure stories so if you see i've started a story about bleach or Zatch Bell I wouldn't be bothered with you sending an OC in.


Character Form(Please note that all character must be submitted through Private Messages, NOT reviews. Otherwise they won't even be considered.)

Name:(Nickname too if they have one)

Age:

Gender:

House:(Which of the four houses will they belong to?)

Year:(The first years will be the main focus of the story, but don't e afraid to send me a few others. Feel free to send more than one OC if you'd like.)

Appearance:(Skin color, eye color, hair, height, weight, etc. Try and be as descriptive as possible. The most detail you put into your OC, the more likely they'll be main characters. Clothes don't really matter since they'll mostly be wearing robes)

Personality:(What they act like, likes, dislikes, hobbies etc. Again, be as descriptive as possible)

Family/Blood status:(The family part is optional since they'll mostly be in school)

Wand:(Inches, type of wood, and core.)

Favorite Subject:

Pet:(Cat? Snake? Rat? Owl? Or something else. It's up to you.)

Quidditch: (Do they play, and if so what position are they going for? Please note that they may be changed if there are too many for one position.)

Remember, I will NOT be accepting OC's through reviews. Only through PM.


Top 50 Reasons It's Great To Be A Guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.
8. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
9. Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you.
10. You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
11. Your last name stays put.
12. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
13. You can kill your own food.
14. The garage is all yours.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
18. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
19. You can write your name in the snow quite a bit faster and more legibly.
20. Chocolate is just another snack.
21. Flowers fix everything.
22. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
23. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
24. Foreplay is optional.
25. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
26. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
27. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
28. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
29. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
30. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking “He must be mad at me”.
31. The world is your urinal.
32. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
33. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
34. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
35. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
36. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
37. If you retain water, it’s in a water bottle.
38. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
39. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift or food.
40. Bachelor parties kick ass over bridal showers.
41. If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell you friends you’ve changed.
42. All your orgasms are real.
43. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
44. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.
45. If something mechanical didn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
46. Adult movies are designed with your brain in mind.
47. You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
48. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
49. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So…notice anything different?”
50. There is always a game on somewhere.

Rules Men Wish Women Knew!

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

· When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

· The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

· After wrecking your boss’ car.

· One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.

3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing.

10. You may be flatulent in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

14. Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15. If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

16. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

· Yeah, Baby, Push it!

· C’mon, give me one more! Harder!

· Another set and we can hit the showers!

22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing (i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.) For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27. The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.

28. There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men’s gymnastics. Ever.

Set 2:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.

2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don’t make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.”

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

17. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.

27. If you think you’re getting on the heavy side, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

28. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.

29. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

30. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

31. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

32. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.

33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.


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The Thin Line Between Love and Hate by aqua-dragon28 reviews
Blue,an average girl from Sevii is sent to boarding school where she meets new friends, new enemies, and a jerk named Green.They'll hate each other's guts, but can love blossom out of that hate?Shippings:Oldrival,mangaquest,frantic,special,one-sided lucky
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,691 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Blue/Green (unspecified), Green/Blue (unspecified)
Well That Happened by lallyzippo reviews
A new creepy game is plugged in. Gloyd Orangeboar will have none of that "wait until we make sure the world won't kill us immediately" cowardice, however! It's a Halloween-themed game, right? He loves Halloween! Of course, things he doesn't plan happen. But maybe there are some lessons to be learned by new characters as well. Vanilla Peanutbutter and other pairings.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz
Exo's KIU Adventure by ExotheBoss reviews
This is my first story. Exo, my OC, is sent on an adventure to help Pit in Kid Icarus Uprising. I am NO LONGER accepting OCs. Rated T for language later.
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,415 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Pit
The End of Duel Academy by YamiRuss reviews
The Ghost Duelist and his Horsemen are ready to enact his plan to destroy Duel Academy. Without Matthew Luther returning to Duel Academy, can Bryan Knight do anything to stop the End of Days? *Part IV of "The Duelist's Spirit"*
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 225,166 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Project 20: Twenty Ways To Get Revenge on Hilary by dong-chun-mei reviews
What happens when a bossy brunette gets on your nerves one too many times? Project 20 that's what! Tyson's been planning this for a while... Revenge is so sweet. This funny ride is sure to end badly... or will it? TyHil emplied RayMariah MaxMar KaiJulia
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,732 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T., Max T./Max M., Kai H.
A Battle To Remember by LaZy-RaIn-DaNcEr reviews
Haley Storm knew things would be somewhat strange after moving to a new country, but she didn't plan on getting involved in a battle full of weird kids with powers all because a lazy guy saved her on the street. Good thing she likes excitement.
Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,727 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010
Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi: Boomer's Story by CoreyW reviews
Based on the Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi by Bleedman. The Rowdyruff Boys prepare to battle the girls once more that is, until Boomer confesses his love for Bubbles. However, the events that follow lead to a conflict beyond imagination. Remember to review.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,388 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Boomer, Bubbles - Complete
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Team Future: Rising reviews
Wilbur and Violet have been through a lot. They've traveled to the future, fought clones, and saved the world. But their troubles are far from over. Cobra is back, and now threatening not only their existence, but of all supers. A newer, younger group of supers will have to band together to stop him. Can they rise to the challenge? Based off Artificus 'Team Future'.
Crossover - Incredibles & Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [Violet P., Wilbur R.]
Hogwarts: Fresh Batch reviews
Batch never believed in magic. Sure there were a few weird things happening around him, but he never thought it was magic. He simply thought it was coincidence. Never in his wildest dreams did he think he'd be attending a school for witchcraft and wizardry. SYOW/SYOC open.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013
Team Future: A New Generation reviews
A new generation of supers is beginning to come to light, but a new organization working in the shadows is hunting them down. It's up to the Parr family and this new generation of supers to put a stop to them. But can they really work together and fight like a team when they can't even seem to get along with each other? Based off of artificus Team Future fic.
Crossover - Incredibles & Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Violet P., Wilbur R.
Bond of Partners reviews
Vincent's whole life has been full of people who have done nothing but abandon him leading him to believe none can be trusted and eveyone only looks out for themselves. But when he meets a boy with a book, his views start to change a little. Accepting OC
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,796 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010
Tournament of Champions reviews
When hundreds of skilled trainers and coordinators are invited to a mysterious, but rewarding tournament on an unheard of island they end up getting much more then they bargains for. Wills clash, rivalries and friendships are formed, and untold secrets that will shake the history of Pokemon as we know it are revealed. Accepting OC.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012
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