Author has written 4 stories for Zatch Bell, Incredibles, Pokémon, Harry Potter, and Meet the Robinsons.
YO! I'm Vstriker! I hope to maybe become a writer someday so i figured I could start.
I plan to write all types stories here. From action to romance.
Favorite Anime's and Manga: One Piece, Bleach, Soul Eater, Naruto, Shaman King, and One piece again since it's my favorite.
If you want any request just PM me. also I like adding others peoples OC's in my adventure stories so if you see i've started a story about bleach or Zatch Bell I wouldn't be bothered with you sending an OC in.
Character Form(Please note that all character must be submitted through Private Messages, NOT reviews. Otherwise they won't even be considered.)
Name:(Nickname too if they have one)
House:(Which of the four houses will they belong to?)
Year:(The first years will be the main focus of the story, but don't e afraid to send me a few others. Feel free to send more than one OC if you'd like.)
Appearance:(Skin color, eye color, hair, height, weight, etc. Try and be as descriptive as possible. The most detail you put into your OC, the more likely they'll be main characters. Clothes don't really matter since they'll mostly be wearing robes)
Personality:(What they act like, likes, dislikes, hobbies etc. Again, be as descriptive as possible)
Family/Blood status:(The family part is optional since they'll mostly be in school)
Wand:(Inches, type of wood, and core.)
Pet:(Cat? Snake? Rat? Owl? Or something else. It's up to you.)
Quidditch: (Do they play, and if so what position are they going for? Please note that they may be changed if there are too many for one position.)
Remember, I will NOT be accepting OC's through reviews. Only through PM.
Top 50 Reasons It's Great To Be A Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Rules Men Wish Women Knew!
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
· When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
· The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
· After wrecking your boss’ car.
· One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.
8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing.
10. You may be flatulent in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.
11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.
12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
14. Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15. If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.
16. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.
19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.
20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.
21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
· Yeah, Baby, Push it!
· C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
· Another set and we can hit the showers!
22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing (i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.) For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27. The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.
28. There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men’s gymnastics. Ever.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.
2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don’t make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.”
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
17. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you’re getting on the heavy side, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
28. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
29. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
30. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
32. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
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