Chichimeca Pear
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Joined 01-21-09, id: 1812283, Profile Updated: 11-07-11
Author has written 7 stories for Batman, Batman the Animated Series, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Black & White by crowscrow reviews
Madness comes in all colors and contrasts, shapes and sizes. Like the pieces of a chess game, Jonathan Crane and Jervis Tetch find themselves the pawns of fate's perverse whims… and each others' fractured hearts. *Slash*
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,561 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter
Charlie and Dee Play Truth or Dare by FreyReh reviews
Mac, Dennis, and Frank are nowhere to be found so Charlie and Dee have to entertain themselves. Rated M.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Charlie K., Diandra R. - Complete
Pennyroyal by Spinedle reviews
Scarecrow, an old "friend" and a web. Of sorts. ONESHOT.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Firing Squad by L.O.A.D reviews
Jonathan Crane and Jervis Tetch face the firing squad...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Grace by The Illegible reviews
They are generous with each other. Batman/Penguin. Yes, you read that right.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
Villians Fear Vs Lust by Marlene Fishe reviews
Jonathon crane had only just escaped when he found himself caught by the bat. The title is a *hint* to what happens!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Vanilla and by Robin Flying Solo reviews
In issue 53, Piper tells Flash that he's gay... Alternate universe (slash story FlashPiper)
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2004
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Deaf Mute Date reviews
When the Waitress tentatively agreed to a blind date, she didn't expect... this. Slight femslash and ridiculous implausibility.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Waitress - Complete
Indecent Proposal reviews
Oswald and Eddie negotiate... ahem, private matters, over champagne. Drabble, Penguin/Riddler pre-slash.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Oswald C./Penguin, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Fair Villainy, Adieu reviews
Drabble, set in the 1966 movie. Our four villains aren't ready to bid each other farewell just yet. Penguin/Catwoman/Joker/Riddler No, I'm not kidding.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Oswald C./Penguin, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Mea Culpa reviews
Hate the sin, love the sinner. Linda Friitawa/Alyce Sinner PWP.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
The Fairer Sex reviews
Halloween has always been Jonathan's favorite holiday... until the year Jervis picked out some rather questionable costumes for them to wear. Cracky, slashy.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Group Therapy reviews
Crack/Slash. Jervis and Jonathan sneak an impromptu therapy session with Dr. Leland. Will she be able to resolve their petty relationship problems in just 15 minutes? Are dormice fit to operate heavy machinery? The answer to both is a resounding HELL, NO.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Mad Hatter, Jonathan C. - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
Hatter/Scarecrow. Jonathan learns the hard way that one should never mock the sanctity of fairytales.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete