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Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, Life With Derek, Sonny with a Chance, Vampire Diaries, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and True Blood.

Well I'll give you some long profile funnn (OH AND BEFORE YOU READ MY PROFILE : If you know how to get into screenwriting, or even know how I learn to do it and such. Or are as so bold as to teach me! Please please please message me.)

Name: Kelly

Age: Sweet sixteen, nope, seventeen! =)

Let's Do some stats:

Most favorites on a oneshot 48 (The Stars)

Most reviews on a oneshot: 20 (Chad-tastic)

8 of my stories are SWAC (Channy all the way, I can't believe they are continuing the show without Sonny...?)

1 of my stories is LWD

4 of my stories are Percy Jackson ..

3 of my stories are Vampire Diaries

3 of my stories are twilight

1 is a LWD/Twilight crossover

You are on the favorites list of 34 members.You are on the author alert list of 32 members.You have submitted a total of 35 signed reviews.Total words archived : 46,137 words.Average number of words per story : 2,197

Total hits to Profile Page : 1,403

My FF Policy On Reviews

I love getting reviews, it gives me such a bubbly feeling and makes my day. And when I check my email and I see that little FF: Review in the subject I get so happy. If there is more than one usually I do a little dancin in my room or even laugh out loud. In fact I love that feeling so much, that I review every chapter of everything I read. Not just the last one, all of them. And I hope you'll do it too, because the more reviews for everyone the happier everyone is. Also if you feel so enthusiastic about this policy feel free to post it in your profile xD Just remember that TheatreofDreams Started it =) lol So, in conclusion Spread the review love!!


Am thinking of doing a GLEE fic. Whaddya think? (Who doesn't love glee?)

1/11Also, Brown Cows Anonymous is strictly to feed my chocolate milk fetishh! (Even though I really like it as fic aswell!) You should probably read one of my oneshots with chocolate milk before this one,just so you get the idea xD I am pretty sure Identity crisis has chocolate milk? You don't gotta at all, it's perfectly readable on it's own, but I think it works better that way.

1/11 You guys are going to be happy!, I've got like 4 unfinished oneshots I just found, 1 Percy Jackson and I believe the others are SWAC! Yes! More oneshots coming soon!!!!

12/10'I GOT MY COMPUTER BACK! yes =) More fanfics for everyone!! yay =)

OH Btw me and my friend (NewVoice on here, shes like a legend. lol) Have a joint account =) Heres the link TheatreofVoices

I really just want a nice life =)

Aside from writing... KNITTING . i KNIT EVERYTHING =) I like. Volley ball & I generally enjoy competition anywhere. So I'm a little conpetitive... I'm a HUGE music junkie. I love all kinds, from the doors to rage to regina spektor... I'm all over the map. Except I'm a hugely against auto tune. Don't even get me going on that... I'm an avid reader =) I love everything from twilight to shakespeare to fanfiction to poetry. I do play piano casually, I'm not into the hard core lessons or nottin'. Oh! And Movies! I love a good movie, def. Hannibal Rising being my favorite. I love anything with matt damon in itt. What girl doesn't? Right. I hope to go into film or screenwriting, like literally I'm in LOVE with movies.

Thoughts on love?
It is the most depressing thing... I don't even want to go there, really. Gah. Boys are a*holes =( lol

Random things that don't fit anywhere else:
I run out of pens to quickly, I love english class. School is boring, I like to go tubing lol There is a huge fly in my room right now, that I just can't swat cause it's flying at me. Whiny singers=shitty singers=) Someone in college author alerted me, I feel smart. lol I love matt damon



Taylor Swift

Down WIth Webster xD Pat is SO hot , j/s


The Doors

Regina Spektor



Owl City

Katy Perry


Colin James

Justin Bieber

Carrie Underwood


The Beatles

Demi Lovato

Camp Rock

Lady Gaga


Pink Floyd



Good Will Hunting. (I am in love with this movie)

Bourne trilogy

The talented Mr. RIpley



Ocean's Eleven/twelve/thirteen

Percy Jackson

Dear John


Saving Private Ryan

Hannibal movies


Shawshank Redemtion

Harry Potter


Mamma Mia

Theres a bunch more... :p I have seen so many movies . Like half my life has gone to them .

Books (Am sucha sucker for teen books its embarrassing)

Wuthering Heights

Percy Jackson series

Twilight series

Harry Potter series

Mortal Instruments Series

Pretty Little Liars series

Gossip Girl

Julius Caesar

TV Shows

Life With Derek

Sonny with a Chance

Prison Break

Vampire Diaries

Family Guy

The Office

Criss Angel

CSI: Miami



Fave pairings:

Vampire Diaries


Percy Jackson



JasperxAlice EdwardxBella AlecxBella JanexJasper


CaseyxNoel CaseyxDerek

Prison Break


Mortal Instruments

JacexClary AlecxMagnus SimonxNoOne... I hate Simon lol

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you constantly start talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

YES I Qualify!!

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50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen xD by Nomibob reviews
My favourite 50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen from Twilight. Next 50 ways to annoy Twilight characters will be Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
Damn It All! by Kaity331 reviews
A doctor left for dead, a little girl hidden away along with a body. Here's a twist, only a group of people can see her.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009
Please Don't Touch Her Not Again by CompleteFictionFanatic reviews
In The End I Always Get what I want.."-What is happening to Casey? And Who can be her Knight in Shining Armour? Will her misery send her running back into the arms of the enemy or will she be smart enough to lead herself in the right direction? R&R PlsxD
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,291 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Abbreviations by Anidori reviews
It's Chad's new thing, but how will Sonny react to it when he uses it to flirt. :P Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Wishing on a Star by yesiluvthestage reviews
2 weeks after her accident, Bella thought her memory had returned. But even though she's an outcast at her school, the mysterious Edward Cullen won't leave her alone. He keeps asking her why she doesn't remember. But Bella remembers everything now. Right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,832 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing By the Rules by ariviand reviews
All of the serious battles behind them, Alec and Magnus initiate a sparring match. The rules are simple, but can they both agree to play fair?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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Midnight Kisses reviews
H-Hi,I'm Derek," I stuttered. I waited for a laugh but her red lips just pulled up into a smile so entracing... "Hello, my name is Casey Cullen." Could it be a Dasey? R&R!
Crossover - Twilight & Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009
Double Crossed reviews
"As your new sheriff I'd like to invoke your services." He continued to smirk, which irked me. "No." "The funny thing is.. you can't say no." *Mid season two
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Steadfast Fall reviews
And she fell, without any warning and without any reason. However much she might not have liked it, she fell. And she fell hard. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Elena G., Damon S.
Amazing reviews
Fed up with their bickering, Grover throws Annabeth and Percy in a broom closet so he can enjoy his Birthday. Can they work things out? Can they more than work things out? Can they do anything? Percabeth! Twoshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Brown Cows Anonymous reviews
Can Chad go without Chocolate milk longer than Sonny? Who will win? You'll have to read and find out! Fluffy oneshot CHANNY
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Ridiculous reviews
'Why did you drink that Chad' 'Why does it matter' 'It was for the children... for the children' 'What children' 'You are an orphan-hater' Chad drinks all of Sonny's chocolate milk. Chaos ensues. channy oneshot. R&R
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Liar, Liar reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper had never taken the blame for anything before... and now that he had... well lets just say... R&R? CxS
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009
Why am I so Awkward? reviews
Come on Percy, you got this. Be charming, you can do this. "I-I I wanna..." He bolted. Fluff Oneshot? Who doesn't love a good Percabeth? R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Don't Let Me Go reviews
It's all fun and games till somone gets hurt and I know I won't let that be you... Sometimes it's just for the best. DamonXElena Oneshot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Chad Dylan Cooper: Murse Man reviews
I am not a murse man!" "Are you sure? Cause in Tween weekly..." Chad's face paled. XxOneshot ChannyxX
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
ChadTastic reviews
“Please just stop.” Sonny said, shaking her head. “No. It's genius… It’s… well it’s Chad-tastic.” XxChannyxX Oneshot .
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Happy reviews
At that moment in time, happiness seemed to be just so far away... I felt like I'd never have fun again... Oneshot, Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
In the Silence of the Night reviews
“I did it for us Elena, for us.” He said, and a crooked smile danced upon his lips. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Stars reviews
...and that’s when she spit it out. “I’ve fallen in love with you Percy Jackson.” She said quickly, but quietly so as the words were meant just for him to hear... Set after the movie but it doesn't matter if you've seen it. Percabeth , Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Deeper reviews
Two birds on a wire, one tries to fly, and the other is a liar... A dirty, filthy liar...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Top Hottie '09! reviews
Tween weekly is picking a top hottie of 2009! So who's gonna win? And more importantly who voted for who? Channy*
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Anonymous reviews
Sonny recieves her first fan letter, Chad is really interested in it for some reason... Channy Fluff, Oneshot. nothing to do with you've got fan mail
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Identity Crisis reviews
Chad is having an identity crisis, so he comes to Sonny for help... How might this involve Justin Bieber and chocolate milk? Well you'll just have to read and find out D Channy! Fluff! Fluff! xD
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
No, Yes, Maybe reviews
Edward tries to persuade Bella to attend her 18th birthday party. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sight reviews
That’s when it came to me, clear as day. It was like a blooming inside of me, an awakening of something long dormant... "Jasper, Jasper Whitlock I'm coming to find you."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Edward, Your Pretty reviews
Never eat Mike Newton's brownies unless you know where they came from. Drugs are bad. Conjuction between NewVoice and Theatreofdreams.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete