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Joined 01-22-09, id: 1812595, Profile Updated: 06-15-09
Author has written 26 stories for Naruto.

I AM..

TWELVE YEARS OF AGE. :D

a NARUTARD!! don't like it? SCREW YOU.
Fanfiction
is my life, writing is my passion.
L-O-V-E-S the anime Naruto so freakin' much.

FAVE CHARACTERS:
Akasuna no Sasori
Deidara
Haruno Sakura
Hatake Kakashi
Hidan
Hyuuga Hinata
Hyuuga Neji
Namikaze Minato
Nara Shikamaru
Sai
Uchiha Sasuke
Uchiha Itachi
Uchiha Obito
Tenten
Tsunade

FAVE PAIRINGS:
SasuSaku
NejiHina
NejiTen
NaruHina
ItaSaku
KakaSaku
SasoSaku
ShikaIno
SaiSaku
DeiHina
KakaIru
InoSai
DeiHida
SasoHida
ItaSaso
ItaDei
SASODEI!

Least Favorite Characters:
Orochimaru
- the snake bastard put the Curse Seal on Sasuke, so how could I not hate him?
Pein - the piercings freak me out.
Karin! - come on, who doesn't hate Karin?
Uchiha Madara - um...yeah.
Fourth Kazekage - He agreed to put the Shukaku in his youngest - and hottest - son!
Kabuto - he helped Orochimaru. 'nuff said.
Danzou - I HATE HIM. He's EEEEVIIIL!

Least Favorite Pairings:
SASUKARIN! - Everyone hates this pairing!
SasuHina
- they don't even look at each other!
SASUNARU! - no offense, but it's yaoi with MY Sasuke-kun.
ItaSasu
- I understand the brotherly love, but if it's yaoi, that's a big NO.
NaruGaa - Just because they're both jinchuurikis doesn't mean that you should pair them up!
KakaSasu - OMFG.
KakaNaru - plain weird.
TemaSasu - That's SO not going to happen!

DATTEBAYOOO!


STORY NEWS

Upcoming:

Unfinished:
The 10 Reasons Why Sakura Hates Sasuke
Puppet, Clay, Scythe
A Violent And Dysfunctional Family

NOTE: I WILL NOT UPDATE MY STORIES ANYTIME SOON.


You know you're obessed with Naruto when you..
(mine is in bold)

Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation

Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

Tell your friends about your dream to become -insert name of county here- kage!

Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends' names.

Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

Start to call your teachers Sensei.

Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sasuke.

Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. (ROFLOL)

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!" (This is the funniest so far...xD)

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left.

You think Byakugan looks a little painful

You even write in Adult Fanfiction (I only read the one's that isn't really...lemony...if you know what I mean...Look at 'My Favorites', I have Rated M fics there, because it doesn't show a lot of...those things...)

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden.(HELL YEAH THEY DO!!)

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it.

Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome

Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko (I put either Sasuke or Itachi) in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend.

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

Can spout out a random character quote on command.

Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere

Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.

Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness'

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

Your new favorite color is orange

You've considered medical school and dyed your hair pink

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

...And also try to add to this list as well

Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

Start to call your teachers Sennin.

Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha clan.

You always wear green, skintight clothes.

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"

You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

You faint when someone touches your forehead.

You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

You try to kill your brother every day.

Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

You always carry a large fan behind you.

You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

You name your pig Ton-ton.

You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.

When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

You have a frog wallet.

Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth

When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

Quotes

Hidan, I still, and always will, hate you more than a sack of shit. - Sasori

The time I ever go onto your pathetic excuse for ‘art’ is when hell freezes over. - Sasori

You might as well hang a sign around your neck that reads, “Sadistic Asswipe Alert! Don’t come near me!” Danna. - Deidara

Hidan, if you say one more word I’ll rip out your pea-sized brain and feed it to a stray cat. - Kakuzu

Dammit, Kakuzu! You do know you’re going to hell, right? ‘Cause I swear in the name of Jashin that you’ll get a one-way ticket if you don’t shut the fuck up this instant! - Hidan

The guy’s got the facial expressions of a brick wall. - Kisame

You insist on calling those fireworks of yours art? True art endures the ages... beauty everlasting - Sasori

Have you seen a blonde kid with a stupid face who is around my age and a man with white hair? - Sasuke

My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are plenty of things I dislike, considering there is almost nothing I do like. It is pointless to talk about "dreams"...That's just a word...But one thing I have is determination. I am going to restore my clan and there is a certain someone who I have sworn...to kill. - Sasuke

From the second I wake up, it's 'nag, nag, nag...' - Shikamaru

She's as subtle as a rhino. She might even be scarier than my mom. - Shikamaru

You'll have to excuse my bad manners. I'm not normally in the habit of slugging a lady. But then, looking at you, you don't really fall into that category, do you? - Shikamaru

Like I said before, I'm just being me. And you should just keep being you. It' s stupid to talk about all the things that you're not. - Shikamaru

THIS NEVER HAPPENED, OK? - Shino

Even the roughest woman is tender to the guy she loves. - Shikaku Nara

Kakuzu-chan, pretty please? With sugar on top? - Hidan

You cut my goddamned head off! This's like, hyper-mega-ultra pain! - Hidan

DUDE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS FREAKIN' HURTS? - Hidan

As a hurdle you must overcome, I'll always be there for you. Even if you hate me...that's what being a big brother is. - Itachi

I can’t believe flat little Tsunade grew such massive boobs and became Hokage! Times sure do change… even you, beautiful as you were, are a 50 year-old bag now. It saddens me to think how your love for those you have lost to death stays inside those jugs of yours… if that’s the case, they’ll probably get even bigger. - Jiraiya

Sasuke's name is a taboo among these two. - Kakashi

You're the only shinobi able to surpass the Yondaime Hokage. That's what I believe. - Kakashi

I prayed I'd never see your face again, demon fox. But... but even in these circumstances, meeting my grown-up son is something of a pleasure. We'll call it even. - Minato Namikaze

YO, ALOE VERA! WHERE THE HELL IS SASUKE!? - Naruto

Stronger than I was yesterday! - Neji

I wonder who has become stronger? You... Or my Sasuke? - Orochimaru

What a violent person. She's even scarier than my mom. - Shikamaru

What on earth made you want to marry such a crabby woman like mom? - Shikamaru

Death will transform me into a work of art! An explosion unlike any of the others... One that will leave scars in the earth like nothing else... A creation worthy of praise unlike anything before it! thinking Sorry, Tobi... To Sasuke And you... will die! The blast will cover more than 10 kilometers! You'll never get away, hmmm! Now show me your fear! Drown yourself in the awe... and despair! Cry like a lost child! Because my art... IS A BLAST!! KATSU!! A massive explosion occurs - Deidara


A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. (It's SO obvious, but it's HOT.)

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think SasuSaku is the best couple copy and paste this to your profile.

If you HATE Gaara's father, Copy and Paste this on your profile

If you hate SasuHina copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK, cherryblossom429, CrazyGreyWolfGirl, DanichT02, spunkransom12

THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, spunkransom12

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata,ChristinaAngel,Shoelacey, Temari-Sand Princess, NamineInWonderland, KurenaiBara-chan, DanichT02, spunkransom12

If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, ChristinaAngel, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, spunkransom12

If you love and want to marry any Naruto character on the whole show, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, ChristinaAngel, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, spunkransom12

The Akatsuki is secretly a model angency, 8/9 are sexy, coincidence? I think not. (copy if you think this is true).

If you love Sasuke Uchiha, copy this to your profile

If you love Naruto Uzumaki, copy this to your profile

If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7.

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
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Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Sasuke

2. Sasori

3. Deidara

4. Itachi

5. Kakashi

6. Sakura

7. Hidan

8. Gaara

9. Ino

10. Lee

11. Neji

12. Hinata

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

yeah. loved it.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

so hot, but Sasuke's hotter.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hinata getting Gaara preggers? I'd laugh my ass off, like now.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

yes.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

of course! i'm working on it!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kakashi/Ino or Kakashi/Shikamaru? i don't really know.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hidan would scream bloody hell.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Tenten was assigned to look for the Akatsuki hideout when she chances upon Deidara. What will happen? idkk.:))

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

i prefer not to think about that.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Silence of the Masochist.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Oh, Uchihacest? Sasuke joined Akatsuki after he killed Orochi-gay. Itachi goes to his room and asks him about his virginity, then they do it.

Sasuke: what the hell?

Asumi (me): aww, I'd never do that.

Itachi: you'd never? oh man, I got my hopes up for that!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

i don't know.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

yes.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

saso/ita/saku? i don't know, but it would be SO AWESOME!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Oh, the YOUTH!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Pain.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

SakuSasuHina? rating maybe t for cursing and character death. hinata will die, of course!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Your puppets could use a bit more youth."

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

vomits

20) How emo is Seven?

super emo.

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

- Sasuke, Sasori and Deidara.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

- SakuxIta/Dei/Saso/Sasu..eh, pretty much everyone.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

- yaoi. but I DO NOT LIKE SASUNARU OR ANY PAIR WITH SASUKE IN IT!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

- yes. Sakura. had to dye my hair pink.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

- Three books, tons of posters, fanfics (mine), kunais, pictures, video games, magazine, fanart, costumes, ninja gear, anbu mask, action figures, manga, and lots more that I can;t even remember.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

- Yeah. Deidara.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

- both.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

- SasuSaku.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

- Team 7, duh!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

- Yes.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

- Of course! It's proved in the collectible thingy!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

- Screw like. I love them! Them being; Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Hidan.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

- Pro-Sasuke. I LOVE THAT CHICKEN-BUTT!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

- Yes.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

- Nope.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

- Naw, he's just hyper. Like me. Do I have ADD?

17. Sub or dub?

- Sub. I hate dubs!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

- Pro, but I'm not really a fan.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

- Damn funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

- Well yeah, duh!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

- Sexy nerd.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

- Orochimaru! :))

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

- both.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

- Sasuke and Itachi. They'd be..preferably hyper.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

- If I don't then I wouldn't be here, would I?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

- WELL DUH!

27. Do you like lemons?

- yes.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

- No. They just know I'm addicted to it, and that I watch it.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

- Yes. XP kinda hate it.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

- Yes! so funny.:))

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

- yes.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

- yeah in my former school.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

- no.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

- grades, no. school life, yes. we talk about it ALL the time.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

- sometimes.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

- yes. it's interesting.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

- no, duh!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

- yes. idk how many.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

- he's sexy no matter what!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

- no.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

- hell yeah.


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Only for you by Akatsuki-Obito reviews
Yaoi/Lemon. SasoDei, TobiDei. Slight AU. When dreams of Sasori start to torture Deidara in his sleep, something forces him back to Sunagakure where fond memories are replaced with horrors...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tomboy to Princess by Princess Kairi98 reviews
Sakura has been a tomboy all of her life.Her five guy friends get a big surpise when she changes into a girlygirl over the summer.Will the guys fall for their friend or will the new guys seize her first! Sakuraxmultiple couples!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,482 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sakura H.
Dispar by SacredRoseDream reviews
It all started out as a simple mission to Lightning,she was to heal the girl, leave, and return to Konoha after cementing ties with Kumo, simple right? No, not simple at all. Now a series of Lemony, fluffy oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,575 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Life was great until SHE showed up! by iLadySakura reviews
Do you honestly think I really like Karin?""That's kinda hard to believe Sasuke!I think you need to make up your mind about who you really like""It's no that simple Sakura...I'm in love with both of you" SasuSakuKarin InoSai NaruHina NejiTen ShikaTema R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Second Chance by bluexxxcarnation reviews
Sakura died and left Sasuke alone, his only shot at happiness gone. He got a second chance, but with a little twist. And what's this about ninjas? They don't exist! AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
真相 by sizuka chan reviews
They all chose to live in the realm of illusion, all because reality was too harsh, too painful, too true. They would rather wrap themselves with lies than dump truth over them. But that cannot continue, because reality always finds a way back. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,319 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
100 Kisses by the freak down the street reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Devil's Bride by Mayet reviews
Hatake Kakashi is one hell of a fellow. Literally. Haruno Sakura is your average teenage girl. Almost. She's a goody-two-shoes and it's up to Kakashi to change that. But, is he corrupting her, or is she converting him?... I don't own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,885 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
To Unlock the Heart by miacchi reviews
She's engaged for years AND she has to look for this guy! Things just keep getting better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,875 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Sakura's Heavenly Mistake by MarzSpy reviews
How was it Sakura was now engaged to the hottest Uchiha alive, having to get married in a few short weeks, and having to get pregnant, while also managing to live in the Uchiha Compound? Oh yeah, she had to give her Valentine's card to Itachi on accident!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,466 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Organic Chemistry by Kayka reviews
Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke's sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Crack-ish oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
JAIL by Unknownred reviews
Have you been circumsiced?" Sakura asked. Everyone froze. His fan girls froze, the teachers and even time seemed to freeze. A/N: Story is on hold for the time being. Hiatus!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,545 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Adventure's Lie Ahead by pommibee reviews
Sakura Haruno and the new team seven are off on a mission together, but what lies ahead as they get caught up with the Akatsuki and Team Hebi? *Thoroughly Editing and Rewriting*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,847 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How It Started and How It Ended by Capehtayne-Neenja-Rayne reviews
Where it all began to where it ended. A SasuSaku tale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Miss Independent by depp.station reviews
Sasuke and Sakura were happily married for 2 years but an accident occurred, causing Sakura to lose her memories. Sasuke will do anything to be a part of her life once more. Unfortunately, there's more to it than an ordinary life for the two. SS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,231 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
a pocket full of sixpence by the blanket reviews
drabbles. 61 UP. Sasuke, Sakura, and the ways they stay the same."You make me feel twelve again."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 53,320 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Uchihas by denytheworld reviews
Everything I've ever written about the Uchiha Brothers are here. Ranging from Cute and Funny to Tragic and Angsty. Chapter 5: His brother never approved of the guys he brought home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sceleratus by IceCrome reviews
In four years, everything changes. AU. SasoDei. Rated for later chapters. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,698 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Timeless by dandy wonderous reviews
Hinata has a wish: to save one of Deidara's masterpieces forever. But this proves to be harder than it sounds. Au, DeiHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,530 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Alone and Loved by pommibee reviews
Sakura feels depressed when the announcement of Sasuke's and Ino's wedding gets out. How will Sakura feel when her night in shining armor takes her away? Plus how will Sasuke feel when he heres the news? " Sasuke-kun, I'm pregnant," ITASAKUSASU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Oxymoron by ChikaMegumi reviews
We're all a bit hypocritical, don't you think, Shikamaru?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Milk and Cookies by Polka-Dotted Sunglasses reviews
Even kids fall in love.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Perfection by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
Sasori and Deidara are yet again arguing about art. Though when Hidan interferes it makes their fight different from all the previous ones. No actual pairings. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Room 143 by sasusaku53 reviews
Me and Naruto locked Sasuke and Sakura up in Room 143.They need to confess their feelings to each other and know the meaning of "143". We decided to help by making some fluffiness between them so we need suggestions to make these fluffiness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Killer Nightmares by DreamDevourer reviews
She appeared out of nowhere. Kakashi stumbled back a few steps as he watched Sakura wrap her arms Sasuke’s waist from behind. Her lips brushed the young man’s neck. “Kill them all Sasuke-kun," she said with a devious look.chap1. sasxsak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The top 4 Lovers? by sasusaku53 reviews
Sakura, Tenten, Ino and hinata not only has to transfer to a BOY'S school but has to compete for the spots of the top 4 highest students againts 4 hot guys! Who knew that academics can pull a couple together and tear them apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,778 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Passing Strangers by if.the.plane.goes.down reviews
In the daytime Kakashi and Kurenai are nothing to each other. But when night falls....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,826 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Art Lessons by Purple Bones reviews
HS AU. Deidara's favorite teacher was supposed to teach him Art, not bed business. SasoDei. Warning: Juicy lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,040 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Childhood Sweetheart by frozenmelody reviews
Love is always unexpected, you fall for who your hearts beats for... but if it will cost your most treasured friendship? will you still follow how you feel? SASUxSAKUxDEI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,884 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Itachi's Diary by AnimeViolinist001 reviews
Ever wonder what's in Uchiha Itachi's secret diary? Hmmmmm....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Itachi U.
Dear Sasuke, Sincerely Sakura by Capehtayne-Neenja-Rayne reviews
Preview: "Dear Sasuke, You left and I waited. I waited for so long to the point I thought it was impossible to love.. I'm no longer waiting.. Sincerely, Sakura." - SasuSaku; enjoy mk?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Punctual by TheWindAlchemist reviews
You know, he began, Why don't you write me a paragraph describing how my kiss felt on your lips. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,794 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
no legible signs by enticement reviews
03: Sometimes the safest thing to take is a chance. — sasusaku drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Useless Way To Show You What Love Is by Akatsuki-no-Hikari reviews
KisaIta. SasoDei. KakuHidan. SasuNaru. AU. A little Christmas shopping for the Akatsuki ukes and Sasuke, in hopes of finding the perfect gift for their boyfriends, which will be given on Christmas Eve's evening. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
My Crazy Days In AkatsukiFrom the diary of Itachi by naruwinx reviews
short and semi sweet Itachi's dead at the age of 25 the ANBU have found his secret diary from his days in Akatsuki and given it to Sasuke now age 20
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,377 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can I Come In? by chibi.tantei reviews
Shikamaru pays Temari an unexpected visit. Why? Read to find out. Oneshot ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
of not giving up and not understanding by Seantarboe
Sakura delivers painful news to a new patient. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Apart By Fate by Makiko Sanjo reviews
Kabuto and Shizune love each other and end up having a baby girl. Tsunade allows the child but only if certain conditions are met. What's Orochimaru going to do once he finds out? R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Kabuto Y., Shizune
To Think That it All Started, Because of a Bouquet by a-apple reviews
It all started when he tried to pick out the perfect bouquet for his crush, little did he know that doing this would lead him to love the rival of his 'crush'. Ino/Naruto pairing. rated teen just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Mute by TinEli reviews
Mute from trauma, how's a girl to find love without the ability to speak? SasuSaku. R&R please. T for later content
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A rush of fever and something else by OtterAndTerrier reviews
[COMPLETE] During the Horcrux hunt, somebody feels ill. And somebody will notice. And together, they will find a way to relieve the pain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
I'll Be Waiting by matsujunchann reviews
Many things in life never go the way we wish them to. We can either give up or just wait. We can either break down or stand our ground. Ino Yamanaka is not one to give up and she surely isn’t going to break down. InoSai - OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Ino Y., Sai - Complete
Mood Rings by lotus2490 reviews
Sai uncovers a wonderful new device and asks the guys to help him figure out the female mind. Nar/Hin Lee/Sak Nej/Ten Tem/Shi, Ino/Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
I'm In Love With Stupid by Ryuiichi Hyuuga reviews
SasuHina: My name is Uchiha Sasuke. My best friend irresistibly cute yet she's such a tomboy that people often mistaken her for a boy. She's the top of our batch yet a complete childish immature idiot. Sometimes I wonder how I even fell in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Drunken Words are Sober Thoughts by blankdreamer reviews
Sasuke smiled, “Seems that not only has your bust size increased, but you’re vocabulary as well?” he laughed, shaking her softly. Sakura blushed a violent red and hissed, “Seems that you have only gotten more rude, Sasuke.” He smiled, "Where art my -kun?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Easter Egg Hunt: Ninja Style! by Black Kunai reviews
First Tsunade has an Easter Game for a week.Then an Easter dance.And now Sasuke's favorite candy is an Easter Buny?Wow.Starts off adventurous then turns fluffy.One-shot for Easter.Pairings:SasuSaku slight NaruHina NejiTen InoChou ShikaTema. Tiny Crack :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nejiten Cold Heart by kaceycorn reviews
when Neji keeps a secret from Tenten, it only ends up making want to find out more, but the when the truth ends up hurting Tenten, Neji finds a way to make it up. NejixTenten MAJOR LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.
Pouring Rain by genieforyourworld reviews
Sasuke became a broken man with nothing to do but think. Sakura was the girl he had wanted to protect. And maybe that was meant to be all. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Annoy the Naruto Gang by Berryz-In-Counting reviews
*cough*titlesaysall*cough* Rated T for the bizarre ways in this manual. Formerly known as "How to Annoy Them Naruto Characters".... Characters done: Sasuke, Sakura, Kisame, Deidara, Kiba, Orochimaru and Kabuto, Shino, Gaara, Neji, and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008
Sleepover Extravaganza: Allout War by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
When you invite your two best friends over for a sleepover on the same night that your brother invites his, and there's no parental supervision...nothing can go right...and by right, I mean nothing is normal. -SasuSaku/NaruHina/NejiTen--Sakura's POV--AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
El Diablo es en mi pantalones by IceCrome reviews
Deidara needs help with Spanish, and Sasori is willing to offer a hand. Lemon, Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
This Is Not a Love Song by Fin's Sve reviews
Shikamaru agrees to help Kurenai in any way he can. Ino and Choji tolerate until to the point where it gets weird. All he's trying to do is keep his promise to Asuma...so why is everyone so angry? And Kurenai had a what? Shika/Ino, Kuren/Asu R&R NO FLAMES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,978 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Sweet Silence by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein for once, hidan cannot swear! poor guy XD kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, a little bit of sasodei too
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Friend by NoLifeXD reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke left. Sakura died. Naruto is depressed. Sasuke decides to visit. Shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke The Emo or Emu or Whatever You Call It by Gaara44 reviews
Is Sasuke Emo or Emu or Whatever? He takes a test to find out... And then a bunch of stuff happens. Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sadism by deideiblueeyez reviews
Deidara the victim, Sasori the master with his twisted sense of love and ideas of how to bend his partner's will to submit. Lemon, yep. My first yaoi pairing ever, so review if you like this stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Internet is for Porn by Klei reviews
In which Sasuke teaches Naruto what the internet is truly about! Crackfic, sorta SasuNaru. I do not own the song, Avenue Q does. Nor do I own Naruto; Misashi Kishimoto-sama does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by Rosepetals and Strife reviews
Just a 'lil short oneshot that I got from DA. I'm posting the picture link that I got the inspo from on the profile, so check there too. ShikaIno, Ino centric.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sasodei Drabble by RedSand reviews
Sasodei versions of Metallica's "Hero Of The Day" and "Unforgiven II"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Vent by Random LOLOL reviews
Sakura vents her feelings about Sasuke and Ino. Sasuke and Ino bashing. Beware.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Past by Wolfie the Love Warrior reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are finally married. The horrible past they share haunts Sakura. Can Sakura forget the past and love Sasuke or will she let him go? A pretty sad SasuSaku fic. Hope you like it anyway. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Martyr by blankdreamer reviews
Your hair is so smooth!" Sai sang. I roll my eyes. Ino rolled hers too, "Sakura, hand me the scissors." I do so, and suddenly, a hand that obviously isn't hers, takes them away from me. Then I see my cut pink strands of hair in his hands. That devil.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunken Confessions by Kitsanken reviews
I have a confession to make.' She uttered in a loud whisper, the words slurring together somewhat and punctuated by a hiccough at the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two Hearts by N3L reviews
When Hinata had initially confessed to Naruto, it broke Naruto's heart. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Leaves in the the Wind by Ambrant Arandel reviews
NarutoATLA crossover. Aang and company come to Naruto's world looking for the remnant of the air nomads. Konoha will never be the same... Pairings undecided, TsunadexIroh likely. They ARE the roughly the same age after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,571 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Bringing Sasuke Back by red champagne reviews
Once again, Team Kakashi is going to attempt to bring Sasuke back! But they're going about it a little differently this time... crackfic rated for innuendos and safety no pairing oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Torture or Promise by Graceful.Melody reviews
Ino's parties always end up rather weirdly. SakuSasu - ShikaTema - Rated T - Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If It Hurts by rallybabe89 reviews
She wasn't sure if this was love. But the way he touched her was painful.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherry Blossoms in the Moonlight by Moonbeam Great Goddess of the Night reviews
A distant decentant of a Moon God, Sakura must fight in an age-old conflict between heaven and an evil demon, Yatama-no-Orochi.With the men in her life lusting after her,Sakura can do only one thing: Kick ass and Take no prisoners! Shannaro!SakuxMulti
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,459 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sakura H.
Bittersweet by Pandora The Vampire reviews
Shikamaru describes Ino to a complete stranger that is about to take her away... Shika/Ino COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sasori Never Lies by konohafled reviews
it was supposed to be the ultimate battle of Sasori vs Chiyo-Sakura, but then Sasori revealed something ... unexpected. SasoSaku. first posted on my DA: chainsling22
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Bugspray by Smileplz reviews
You just fogged Sasuke. -AU Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Vodka and Coke by Graceful.Melody reviews
After a fight with Sasuke, Sakura asked her girl friends to come over. Who knew they would get so drunk? SakuSasu - Please R&R - Rated T - Slight adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission Status: FAILED by nananine reviews
-We should tail him individually...- Worst. Idea. Ever. When I get out of this closet, Naruto, I'm going to kill you. The story behind Sasuke's unsuccessful attempt to see under the mask. Mild Kakairu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In Water by Boyue reviews
Temari and Kankuro take Gaara on a vacation to help his autism. The beach and Lee may just do the trick. -AU- COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,385 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Peanut Butter by MysticLyght reviews
A simply food that cause so much chaos. He is a idiot, she is a dare devil. What happens when Itachi and Sakura decided that pranking is the best way to be friends? Short One Shot, occ characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puzzle of my Heart by xMorbidxAngelx reviews
Itachi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
20 ways: How to Rock at VampireSitting by 20wayss reviews
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BREAKING DAWN, DO NOT READ THIS LIST. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
The Lost Chapter by Sodapops reviews
InoSai Oneshot. After helping others with their love life, Ino thinks it's about time she got her own happy ending so she set her sights on Sai. Unfortunately nothing she'd done so far sparked the interest of the pale ninja. But no biggie, she has a plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ino Y., Sai - Complete
Kiss by The Lady Massacre reviews
There is will to live, a will to die, and knowledge when nothing can stop your death. But maybe, you can stop his. ItaSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Snag Yourself a Cold Vampire Boyfriend! by 20wayss reviews
Does he looks at you like he wants to kill you? Does he watch you while you sleep? Does he warn you to stay away from him? Is he unbelievably sexy? Is he freakishly cold? If you answered yes to all these questions... Read this right now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 ways on How to Provoke the Volturi! by 20wayss reviews
Our first "20 ways" list, no immortality necessary. Enjoy and please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Aro, Jane
The Perv Song by ninjafox369 reviews
Just like the beer song except more stupid and more perverted, hence the name. I can't believe i'm posting this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Doushite by Alis Volat Propris reviews
“Why?” She snarled, tears of fury spilling down her lovely cheeks. Itachi said nothing, there was nothing to say. Sakura had stripped him of all his evasive subtlety. She knew what he would say and therefore he would not justify himself with words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Darkest Hour by with eyes looking up reviews
But she also knows a life without him is a life not worth living. ItaSaku, angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lifer by Cylinse reviews
Ino asks a stupid question. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bring me to life by mentally unstable X3 reviews
Youre all i have now Sasorikun.the young pinkhaired girl hugged the porcelin doll to her small frame.[my attempt at SasoSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasori
Winter Romance by Writer of Random reviews
A multi-perspective peice on the Naruto characters celebrating a beloved Christian holiday. Mayhem, romance, friendship, and heartbreak insues. Naruhina, Sasusaku, Nejiten, and onesided Kibahina. All "chapters" in one chapter. Rated "T" for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008
Listen To Your Heart by peanutbutter126 reviews
She taught him how to love and in return he kept her human. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Letters of Support by sasusaku779 reviews
Letters from the guys, Tsunade, and Itachi from hell, offering their support on Sasuke's decision to marry Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rule Number 1 by blankdreamer reviews
Rule number 47: Don't look him in the eyes. Rule number 14: Never show ANY sign of weakness. Rule number 1: Don't fall in love with him. Again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,836 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Thunderstorms by The Lady Massacre reviews
Sequel to "The hands that were meant to heal" Full Summery inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The hands that were meant to heal by The Lady Massacre reviews
She had finally lost it. She couldn't take it any more. First Kakashi, then Sasuke and Naruto. Why? Why did they all have to leave her? They knew she couldn't handle it on her own, everyone did. So why did they have to die? Full Summery inside ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Innocent Watch by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... Curiosity can kill the cat. She only wanted to look at him... at first...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Uchiha Elections by The Loser Lord reviews
Hop on the boat, come out and vote. –SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Confession Scenario by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Minato chooses the worst time to say all the things that matter. Kushina wonders if that's supposed to be a genius thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Shape of Change by TaikoHawk reviews
He had once been her savior. Why was he now nothing but a monster? Platonic Itachi/Sakura. Two-shot by request.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
MY Girl? by Rising Twin Dragons reviews
“That’s only because I’ve seen you spike a ball, and I do NOT want to be on the receiving end of it.” AU. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Poll up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
A Tourist's View of the Yondaime! Team Minato Ed by denytheworld reviews
Wow! Lucky You! You've just picked up a special edition pamphlet detailing information about Konoha's Yondaime Hokage made by his own special and uber awesome students. Why don't you take a look?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
That Salad by fishiesinthesky reviews
NaruSasu CRACKFIC! Naruto is being an idiot again, but this time Sasuke doesn't have a clue what he's laughing about. Warnings for slash, a dirty-minded Naruto and utter silliness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hot Springs by blankdreamer reviews
Hardly even a girl..." Naruto muttered under his breath. Sakura clenched her fist, "What was that, Naruto?" Naruto thought for a moment then replied, "Sasuke's dick will make you hurl." Sakura fell into immediate fetal position. Ahem. Cough. Awkward!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Senbazuru by Yugao reviews
They folded a thousand paper cranes. ShikaIno birthday fic
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Bedding the Best by premium audrey reviews
They finally get it together and he comes home to find her in bed with another guy. MinatoxKushina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Whispers In the Dark by Elflady88 reviews
ItaxSaku one-shot. I'm not good with summarys but mainly Sakura's reaction and feelings after Itachi's death and what happened afterwards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
If Things Were Different by blankdreamer reviews
If things were different, if I were a different person, if certain things didn't happen, I'd love you, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Baby Sitter by BlackButterfly-RedRose reviews
When Sakura was a little girl, she had a babysitter when she was playing with Sasuke. Uchiha Itachi. What happened when she see's him again?RANDOMNESS RULEZ!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Serenading a Waterbender by Ginnyisme3 reviews
After getting crack advice from Toph, Aang and Zuko serenade Katara. Includes rapping Sokka. Crackfic, I think.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Innocence by blankdreamer reviews
Sasuke, I bet that after staying a WHOLE year with Sakura, you'll start to like girls." Naruto chimed. "You're on." Sasuke replied. "Oh, and good luck." Naruto said as he opened the door "Why?" "Because you need it." revealing Sakura only in an shirt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love the Monster by blankdreamer reviews
I don't love, Sakura. He stabbed his sword into my stomach. He surged chidori into his hand and directed it to his sword. "GAAAAAAH!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Artist's Palette by extra rice reviews
He is an artist, she is his model. And the painting lacked life. SasoSaku AU. First Lime ever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Hotel Room by blankdreamer reviews
How the hell are we supposed to use this room if it’s the size of a bathtub and only has one bed?” Sakura snorted and looked at Sasuke. Naruto stared at Sasuke, waiting for an answer. Sasuke sighed. "I take right, Sakura, middle, and Idiot, left"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cursed Seal by blankdreamer reviews
She held him close to her body. He has just gotten bitten. She ignored her own seal's pain and cooed, "It's all right. I'm here. Just stay with me." And even after those words of guidance, why does he still choose to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Why Konohagakure should be renamed Emogakure by CrisscrossAnime reviews
Somewhat AU, Crack-fic. Emo-ness of the Naruto characters who originated from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Girl to Boy, Boy to Girl by Underground Romance reviews
Crackfic: Oneshot. After team 7 gets trapped in a dreary cave while on a mission, Naruto finds a peculiar object that swaps everyone's gender! Rated T for language and sexual humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Nosebleed by Ao Ame reviews
*AU* -Changed Title- Well, let’s just say Sasuke tried one of Naruto’s jutsu...CRACKFic, Pure Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Love is Like a Plague by paynesgrey reviews
Ty Lee reflects on Mai and Zuko's relationship, and Azula would rather jump off a boat. CRACKfic. Mai x Zuko. ONESHOT.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Kitchen Ravish by holland.sexapples reviews
Itachi chases Kisame in the kitchen. M for mature themes, sexual conduct and language. Crack-fic. The biggest bullshit ever written
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Bromance by Jakia reviews
crack!fic. SPOILERS FOR THE BOILING ROCK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Zuko: Sokka and Hakoda approved! Poor Katara. zutara, sukka, hinted sokzu
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by Chibi Lover XDDD reviews
Poor Naruto always jumps to conclusions when he hears Sasuke speak. Crackfic. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conversing by eleroo02 reviews
ShikaIno. The two talk with their friends while trying to gain the courage to confront each other.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Questioning by eleroo02 reviews
Sequel of sorts to "Awakening". ShikaIno. Shikamaru tries to figure out Ino..... poor boy has no clue.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto and the Pooka Werewolf by corendel reviews
From a young age, Naruto was trained by the best of the best ... Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sleep by iMissa reviews
Just because he no longer has Shukaku doesn’t mean that the nightmares stop. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Milk and Kisses by Rockeh reviews
Shikamaru cant sleep, and Ino's determined to find out why. ShikaIno T for caution. Probably OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Wild Passion by ohscrewthename reviews
Sakura had finally convinced Sasuke to do something he'd never expected to do in his lifetime. Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lovers by reooeky reviews
Sequel to Partners. If you read the story, you know what's coming! KakuHidan, lemon, yoai, all that stuff...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Waiting by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku Sequel to Courtship. They understood each other perfectly. There was really no need for anything else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Valentine's Cookies by flaafo reviews
Watch what you put in the cookie batter! DeiTobi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Sun and the Moon by Newbie GK reviews
She was the sun; and he, the moon. And the two could never meet. ShikaIno. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Late Night Musings by Niobe Jones reviews
Sakura wonders what made her fall in love with Gaara. GaaSaku Drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Threesome by blankdreamer reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have be disappearing for a whole weak. And they come back disoriented. Then one day Naruto asks Sakura a disturbing question "Wanna threesome?" She would have fainted. M for implied things. SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Animal I have become by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Thekyuubi has begun to pain Naruto and try to escape. He is thrown into jail, no one speaks to him, no one knows. Until he's rescued! Naruhina Song Animal I have become
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A long friendship by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Sakura and others are sent to suna....a oneshot on how she and the kazekage become friends and more sakugaara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Genetic freak by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Gaara isnt interested in women, or women......suddenly he is....very much so. gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Rainbow Shield by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
When you are betrayed, can you bare it? Sakura finds herself in an interesting situation with our faviourite criminal organization lol this doesnt really explain anything but i tried! .
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,063 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Lost Lemons of the Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
These are the lost lemons of the Christmas special. Yaoi SasoDei, KakuHidan, KisaIta. Christmas and booze fuse and become one great big lemon slice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Prodigal by Sparkableeder reviews
Sasuke and Naruto fight to the death and Sakura has to choose who to save from dying. [Rated T for graphic violence]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seductress by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Ino, always unuseful, average grades, pure beauty, going nowhere except the flower shop. But now she's has been chosen to join an elite team of ninja, however can she put her body as well as mind to the tasks given her? ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Gaara's sex ed by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Oh god' Temari said 'We have a Kazekage who doesn’t know about sex' What will they do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,605 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Three Sacrifices by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Three siblings, Three sacrifices to a new life. Oneshot ShikaTemari InoKankuro GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Marshmallows by BaronBamboozle reviews
A light deitobi oneshot. Roasting Marshmallows is always fun. Especially with your senpai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Love Potion Drabble by SmutLand reviews
This love potion writes out lemons of all sorts. What if I dripped it onto Naruto fan fiction pages? Warning: Lemon. NejiTen, NaruHina so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007
Age by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] Countless events involving the only girl in his team happens as he grow up. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Trick or Treat by sharingank reviews
Tobi had been in a strange mood all day. DeiTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Troublesome Weeks by elementBLUE reviews
When it rained, it poured. It was troublesome, but she was probably worth it. [ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Hair Tie by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Hair ties are so troublesome. A short ShikaIno fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Great Escape by jacksparrow589 reviews
The annual Konoha festival finds Shikamaru wanting to stargaze, and Ino not letting him. ShikaIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
A Would Be Wedding by luvless191 reviews
Shikamaru is getting married but is it really to the person he loves? Shikaino and a little temarixchoji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Ars Mortalia by Dea Domino reviews
These are the tears of things, and our mortality cuts to the heart [AU] [ShikaIno, Chouji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Watch the Sky by hello heartbreak reviews
Ino doesn't turn up for Shikamaru's funeral. — Team 10, ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Babydoll by KalliopeStarmist reviews
.:SasoSaku, fluff, oneshot:. Wherein Sasori learns what it means to create something of beauty, and Sakura learns that good, evil, kindness, and cruelty do not follow social expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
The Hyuuga Way by Edric Loto reviews
The Hyuuga family is very traditional, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise for the young heiress Hyuuga Hinata. HinataNaruto, Hinata centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Fever by AngolMoaChan reviews
Deidara REALLY hated the cold. [DeiTobi fluff fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Flowery by AngolMoaChan reviews
Tobi was an idiot. An idiot who liked flowers. [DeiTobi]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Deidara's Suprise by Lynnx reviews
What was Deidara's one time of peace and relaxation turn into when Tobi decides to interfere? Deitobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Happy Trail by Shitaki reviews
Sasori's the teacher, Deidara's the student and a desk blowing up brings them together? Romanceangst SasoDei Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Morning After by Juxtaposie reviews
An atypical morning after for Zuko and Aang... And their wives. Kataang, Maiko, crackfic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Yummy by luvbi2 reviews
Cherry Pie. Best Friends. Secrets. Love. Sounds Yummy! [ShikaIno] Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by Alli Cullen reviews
ShikaIno. Shikamaru loves Ino and he doesn't know, but she loves him too. After yet another break up, Shikamaru is there again to help Ino through, but what else happens? InoShika. MY FIRST ONESHOT. YAY! Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Heimlich Maneuver by Gawd Complex reviews
Naruto just wanted some air, Sakura just wanted a day for herself, and Sasuke just felt like showing up. Cheesy crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
scintillation by illusioned reviews
It WOULD take a fire and sleep deprivation to bring those two together. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
When She Smiles by festival-chan loves books reviews
Sasuke is gone, and Sakura is depressed... Meanwhile, Naruto waits for her to stop crying and leave her room. Songfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Little Slip by If You Know What I Mean reviews
Sasuke ends up saying something... unintended during sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Ways To A Girl's Heart by hushhushyou reviews
Just ten simple ways in which Sasuke makes a complete fool of himself. And who's to blame but Naruto! [SasukexSakura oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obscenity by Hyper Deathray reviews
Crackfic! Sasori dies with one last wish unfulfilled.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasori, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Confusion by katiekitten reviews
Sometimes he wished everything was as simple as his art. Deitobi Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Oranges and Lemons by katiekitten reviews
Trust is a marvellous thing. A Deitobi Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Spider Man by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
The things Shikamaru would do to make her happy… ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Before He Cheats by Kanoi-chan reviews
Sakura thought she and Sasuke would be together forever, until she walked into the club and saw him with someone else. SasuSaku, SasuNaru, LeeSaku, NaruIno song fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shikamaru's plan by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Shikamaru likes Ino, but... how will he show her? [drabble] ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Please Temari by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Based on Jolene by Dolly partin Ino talks to Temari
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Temari, Ino Y. - Complete
Somethings missing by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Tenten is returned from heaven when they realise something is missing from her life. What is it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Healed by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Gaara and sakura an example of bungee jumping?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ice by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Hinata and Naruto one Shot. How ice has an interesting affect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
First Meeting by thexpariah reviews
Though he had just met her, something told Gaara to take her home with him. GaaSaku LEMON. ONESHOT. AU and Slightly OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Desert Flowers by this account is cancelled reviews
A blossom in the desert. Gaara and Sakura find comfort in each other. But what part will Sasuke play in all of it? GaaSaku other pairings insinuated but GaaSaku is the main pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,263 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Love by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Eh, short and sweet, basically. ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Die for you? by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Gaara x sakura. A songfic based on the song Die for you. It jsut seemed to fit....sorry its not very happy and a oneshot to boot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ican't sleep by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Shikamaru is having trouble sleeping. Who from his team will be able to get him to nod off? somewhat based on his poem from i'll never know ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Diary of Jane by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Set to Breaking Benjemins The Diary of Jane.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
30 Ways To Agitate Chouji by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways To Insure Sure Death At The Hands Of Akimichi Chouji.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Chōji A.
30 Ways To ANnoy Shikamaru by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways to drive Shika insane.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
30 Ways To Make Inner Hinata Appear by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 ways to drive Hyuuga Hinata crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Troublesome diary by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
SHikamaru is plagued by a diary he found in his clearing
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Scorpling by Kaedara reviews
Sakura muses about a certain redhead. SasoSaku. Part 2 manga spoilers. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
A Sasuke Story by Kit turned Mighty reviews
A oneshot questioning Sasuke's mental health and Naruto making fun. Not serious at all here. Crackfic. But you might as well RR and Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Some guy by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
After asking her on a date Sassuke doesn't show. Sakuras thoughts in poem form
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
30 Ways To Make Tenten Cram Kunai Down Your Throat by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Uhoh. Team Gai's PMSing kunoichi is out for HMR's throat... Slight LeeTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
30 Ways To Agitate Tsunade by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways Of Annoying guaranteed to make Tsunade want to murder you!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tsunade S., Shizune - Complete
30 Ways To Make Naruto Excessively Pissed by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The kitsune child gets a taste of his own medicine, insomniac racoon style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Deidara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The slightlyover due continuation of the exciting and thrill filled 30 Ways series!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Deidara - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Uchiha Itachi by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Guaranteed annoyances that will make even the most stoic of smexy Naruto characters want to kill you in many nasty ways, if he already doesn't want to.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Utsurou: Bring on the Storm by Edric Loto reviews
Nearly 27 years after the incident in Konohagakure the Village of Hidden Clouds might just start on their path to recovery...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2006
Meeting Destiny by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... Sometimes destiny likes to play...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Making Faces by juliagulia1017 reviews
ONESHOT. Shino is more evil than you think. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Real Reason by bruisedfingers reviews
The real reason why Sasuke hates Itachi so..[crackfic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Umino Iruka Mad by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
A 30 Ways, Irukastyle! God, that was cheesy...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Iruka U., Deidara - Complete
30 Ways to Make Kiba Ratha Angry by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways to annoy the dog ninja! Title varies.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Kiba I., Hana I. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Orochimaru Bite You by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Yes, a 30 Ways on the Snake guy. Take pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Pretension by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku To solve their problem all they have to do is pretend...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Field of Dreams by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Neji, Tenten, and a moment on time together. NejiTen oneshot. Fluff dusted with a bit of angst for flavor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Intoxicated by JleeBean reviews
She likes to call it their 'almost first time'. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
1010 by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Neji was not in love. But Fate had a different plan.NejiTen pairing. Rated for fluffyness, obsessed Nejis and excessive use of the number 10. I'm going to hell for this one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
30 Ways to Drive Sakura Crazy by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Two 30 Ways stories in one day! Oh, yeah!How to drive our Sasukeobsessed multipairer up the walls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Sweat by JleeBean reviews
He was not staring. Really. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Hyuuga Neji Mad by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 SureFire ways to annoy our Byakugan user extrordinare. Requested by Garden of Everything.I thouroughly enjoyed writing this one, and hope you'll enjoy reading it. :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Neji H.
50 Ways to Piss Off Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
50 Ways to Piss off and frighten our favorite Sound Nin...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Kabuto Y., Tayuya - Complete
Hyuuga Hijinx by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
That tape would be just FANTASTIC for black mail... No pairings.My mom thought it was hilarious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Why Shouldn't Be Invited For Smoothies by RippledWaterx3 reviews
AU, crackfic, Why you shouldn't invite the Naruto characters for smoothies. All characters OOC in their own way. All character bashing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2006
Zephyr by JleeBean reviews
It was the beginning of their end, and the end of their beginning. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
There For You by windwhisprer reviews
I promise, I'll always be there for you. Shikaino oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
How to Recognize an Uchiha by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love me, Love me not by jeano reviews
[ShikaIno] Oneshot fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Complete
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The 10 Reasons Why Sakura Hates Sasuke reviews
Sakura writes a letter to Sasuke on why she hates him so much. R&R! Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Moving On reviews
He was right. It was time. Two years was enough. GaaSaku. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Excerpts From The Diary Of Itachi Uchiha reviews
It's a shame that Itachi barely has any screentime. But he left us a diary to read before he died. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U.
Pein, Edward, And Romeo reviews
“You're not jealous, are you?” PeinKonan. OOC. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
In His Clothes reviews
“You look...cute.” KakuHida fluff. May be a little OOC. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Just Because reviews
Is this what they call...love? Someone has broken through the barriers and melted Gaara's heart. Who is she? Find out. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Cold reviews
Who knew that a fever could bring two people together? SasoDei fluff. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mad At Herself reviews
Shikamaru smirked, amused. “Still mad?” ShikaIno. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Truth Or Dare, Akatsuki Style! reviews
“That's a first,” Pein said. SasoDei Yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
A Violent And Dysfunctional Family
Team 7's kind of a family, don't you think? Read and review. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,244 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
I Swear, I'm Going To Kill You reviews
Why does Sasuke REALLY want to kill Itachi? Find out. :3 R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bishounen Interview! reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Naruto boys would be like in an interview? R&R! :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Akatsuki
Puppet, Clay, Scythe reviews
“Danna,” Deidara whispered brokenly. SasoDeiHidan if you squint. R&R! Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Too Close, But Still So Far reviews
Too blind and stubborn to see that that they loved each other.. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
He's Just Sasuke
We had our firsts. We argued. But I'm glad he was the one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U.
Roles Reversed reviews
“What would you feel,” she asked bitterly, “if our roles were reversed?” SasuSaku. R&R! :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stuck In A Bottle reviews
They've got some serious blackmail: Naruto and the guys go on a camping trip. Beware of the bottle's wrath! R&R! Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Sensei, Where Do We Pee During Missions? reviews
Have you ever wondered where ninja pee during missions? Kakashi 'teaches' the 101 to Naruto! Crack. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
What's Wrong With Him? reviews
Naruto laughs at things that shouldn't be laughed at. Insanity? No. NOT YAOI. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's My Clan! reviews
Itachi returns to Konoha and apologizes. “And pray tell, why is it your clan?” Sasuke kicks Itachi out of the Uchiha Clan! OOC-ness. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke Did What! reviews
Naruto wanted to live. Sasuke granted his wish. Rated M for hints of lemon. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Genin! reviews
Sasuke returns! They talk about shinobi ranks, Sasuke reacts! What is his reaction, say you? Well then, read and review! Crackfic.Rated T for cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Complicated Past reviews
Sasuke and Sakura discover the secrets of their past. How will they react? Rated T for cursing. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby reviews
Sasuke dies, what will Sakura do? SasuSaku. Rated T for language. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Woven Among Them reviews
R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
A Confession Of Two Perfectly Oblivious Lovers reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have a confession. Success? Find out. Based on my experience. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete