Author has written 9 stories for Warcraft, White Collar, Castle, NCIS: Los Angeles, and Doctor Who.
"I am the Craziest Elf. These are my friends, the Smartest Elf, the Sexiest Elf, the Horniest Elf, and the Crippled Elf. We've come to wish you a Happy Holiday."
- Christmas, 2009
"If the man in charge of dropping the ball drops the ball before he's supposed to drop the ball, does that mean he's dropped the ball by dropping the ball?"
- New Year's Eve, 2009
"I never make a threat or a promise that I can't or won't keep. Keep that in mind."
"Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me..."
"I don't understand anything. No one does. We just all pretend we do."
"Normal is a state of mind."
"Excuse me, I have to go Google the biblical plagues."
"Ah, innocence. It makes me want to go out and strangle something fluffy."