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Joined 01-22-09, id: 1812861, Profile Updated: 09-21-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and League of Legends.

Web Name: Kiravu, Luremilia, Pikawut

Age: 24

Gender: Female :3

Orientation: Boobs.


Currently Closed for Beta Requests! (Sorry)

I love to edit, and will usually get back any new content within a week! (More likely 2-3 days)
I will only edit for people who truly wish to learn and improve.


Anime / Manga List: C - Complete, * - Number of Stars out of Five (IMO)

.hack// sign - C *x2
Ah! My Goddess - C *x3
Angel Beats - *x2
Asura Cryin - C *x3
Avatar - C *x5
Avatar: Legend of Korra - x5
Battle Girls: Time Paradox - *x1
Black Blood Brothers - *x2
Black Lagoon - *x3
Bleach - *x4
Blood - C *x5 (One of my all time favourites)
Burst Angel - C *x2
Burst Angel OVA - C *x2
Card Captor Sakura - C *x1
Chobits - C *x4
Clannad - x4
Claymore - C *x4
Code Geass - C *x5 (A must watch!)
Code Geass R2 - C *x5
DearS - C *x4
Death Note - C *x4 (A must watch, try not to cringe at the ending!)
Desert Punk - *x2
Devil May Cry - *x3
Digimon - C *x3
Digimon Adventure 2 - C *x2
Digimon Tamers - C *x2
Digimon Xros Wards - *x2
DN Angel - C *x3
Dragon Ball - C *x4
Dragon Ball GTD - C *x3
Dragon Ball Z - C *x3
Dragon Ball Kai - C *x2
Fairy Tale - x5
Fall in Love - C *x3
Fruit Baskets - C *x4
Full Metal Alchemist - C *x4
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood - C *x5 (Recommended)
Full Metal Panic - C *x3
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood - C *x4
Ghost in the Shell - C *x3
Girlfriends - C x5
Golden Boy - *x2
Girls Bravo - x3

Great Teacher Onizuka - C *x4(Great comedy)
Honey and Clover - *x2
Highschool of the Dead - x4
Inuyasha - C *x3
Inuyasha: Final Act - C *x4
Kashimashi Girl Meets Girl - x3
Kampfer - x4
K-on! - x5
Love Hina - C *x4
Loveless - C *x5
Lovely Complex - C *x5
Mobile Fighter G Gundam - C *x5 (I'm a little obsessed with Gundam's, so I might be bias.)
Mobile Suit Gundam - C *x4
Mobile Suit Gundam SEED - C *x5
Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny - C *x5
Mobile Suit Gundam Wing - C *x5
Naruto - C *x5
Naruto Shippuden - C *x5
Neon Genesis Evangelion - *x3
One Piece - *x3
Oaran Highschool Host Club - C *x4
Pokemon - *x5
Queen's Blade - *x3
Romeo x Juliet - C *x5 (Recommended)
Runouni Kenshin - C *x3
Sailor Moon - *x3
School Rumble - *x4
SD Gundam - C *x5
Shitsurakuen - C x5
Sword Art Online - C x4
Shuffle! - C *x5 (Recommended)
Skip Beat - C *x3
Soul Eater - C *x5 (Also, recommended)
Strawberry Panic - C *x4
Suzumiya Haruhi no Shoushitsu - C *x3
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu - C *x3 (The main character is a constant mind fuck)
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - *x2
The Sacred Blacksmith - *x4 (I think it's discontinued D:)
ToraDora! - C *x5 (Favourite anime of all time)
Trinity Blood - *x2
Vampire Knight - C *x4
Vampire Knight Guilty - C *x4
Witch Hunter Robin - C *x3
Wolf's Rain - C *x4
X-men - C *x4
X-men Evolution - C *x5
Yu-Gi-Oh! - C *x3
Yu Yu Hakusho - *x2
Ziods - C *x5
Ziods Fuzors - C *x5

(I've missed a few, but it is an ever-growing list)


Current Projects:

Missing Puzzle Pieces: Naruto fanfic. Main characters - Sakura, Tayuya, Ino, Temari, Emi. Missing Puzzle Pieces is a story written in an alternate world about life and everything that can happen. It is written as seen by the revolving eyes of Sakura, Tayuya and Ino and progresses over a couple years of their lives. The story is rated M for content and language. Pairings are SakXIno, SakuxTayuya, TayuyaxTemari, TemarixIno.
The fic is Romance/ Angst/ Comedy. *Note* Early chapters are being updated and edited to rise up to the level newer chapters are at. Chapter one and two revamp done, three to be expected soon.

Tropical Paradise: Naruto fanfic. Main characters - Sakura, Konohamaru, Tayuya, Akamaru, Tenten. Tropical Paradise is written in our reality, it starts with a trip to Cuba during one of the hardest points in life that goes horribly wrong. The fic progresses with learning to survive, cope and grow. This story is rating M for content and language. Romance / Adventure / Comedy.

Pink Crush: Being reworked and posted. Currently chapter one is up, two and three expected soon. Naruto fanfic. Main Characters - Sakura, Ino, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Choji, Neji, Hinata, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Orochimaru. Written in Shippuden. Pink Crush is a fic about a mission that sends the crew through a twist into an unexpected ending while learning to accept each other and themselves for their differences. Rated M for content and violence. Romance / Adventure / Action / Gore

Passage of Twin Disciplines: League of Legends fic. Main characters - Akali, Nidalee, Lux, Galio, Shen. Passage of Twin Disciplines is written in the described world by Riot TM. It starts with an introduction to our two leading ladies past - Akali and Nidalee. The story skips ahead a few years, before their induction into the league, and follows a journey to reclaim what was lost. Rated M for violence, gore, language and overall content. Future chapters contain yuri and yaoi references. Adventure / Mystery / Gore / Romance.

Red and Blue Socks: Naruto fanfic. Main characters - Sakura / Ino. Written in AU. A series of drabbles that follows a story as told from the main characters POV revolving around life, love and everything inbetween. Rated M because idk where it's going at any given moment. Romance / Slice of life


Future Projects:

A Country Western / Sci Fi Crossover. Characters to be decided.

Dear Monkey Dog and Mouse. Characters and world to be decided.

A Naruto / Avatar Crossover. Avatar anime world, characters to be decided.

A mechanized post war cross over between Zoids and Full Metal Alchemist.

Babysitter. Probable Naruto, SakuraxIno fic.

Missing Puzzle Pieces S2. Announced in chapter 20, upon completion of MPP, a look into the future of the girls from MPP.

Fire Emblem - The Sacred Stones, fic. Following the main storyline from Erika's POV. Main pairing, ErikaxTana. Romance / Adventure

Pokemon - Short adventure fic. Mostly to play out combat ideas.

Harry Potter fic, based off the all girls school if Hermione had been drafted there instead.

League of Legends, Lux and Galio have to prevent a war. But can a young girl who has been kept away from violence her entire life, and a masterless gargoyle possibly hope to be of any use?

Secret Circle - FayexCassie. The circle has been broken, and the witches have been forced to move. What will be in store for them when they arrive?


"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

things I learn from my mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice


Site Links:



FictionPress: (Profile to be written/ Fic to be posted, the name is Kiravu there as well.)



Online Game ID:

League of Legends - Luremilia - US. PikaWut - EU. Feel free to send me a message or a game invite whenever.


Favourite Quotes:


Be proud of who you are,

Be proud of what you do,

Most of all, be proud of those you love.

Sucker Punch -

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

Random Motivational Poster -

'I have a very strong opinion about gay marriage, or as I like to call it, marriage.'

My Name Is Earl -

"Aggravated assault? Isn't all assault aggravated?"

"Not all assault, remember the baby duck I hugged till it died? That was fun until it was sad..."


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD if you are the first part second doesn't matter.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m JEWISH, so I must be rich.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd/bookworm.
I KNOW A LOT, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I don’t like showing my emotions so I MUST be a cold, heartless person
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I’m UNCOMFORTABLE talking to girls so I MUST be gay.
I BELIEVE god doesn’t care what happens to us so I MUST be an atheist.
I have ADHD so I MUST not be able to concentrate on anything.
I have gay FRIENDS so I MUST, be gay.
I have BICURIOUS friends (interested in both but haven’t tried) so I MUST be bi.
I’m a GAMER so I MUST have no ‘real friends’.
I’m a guy but I don’t ‘SPEAK CAR’ so I MUST not be ‘manly’


Time for a QUIZ!

You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!


1. Perfect? No, but then no one is and that's what makes us interesting.
2. Tall? Sadly, yes. I would much prefer to be short!
3. In your pajamas? No.
4. Left handed? No, I'm right handed.


1. Friend you saw: Garrette.
2. Talked to on the phone: Sam.
3. Person to text you: William.
4. Was today better than yesterday? No! Every day is worse than the last! ...Kidding, neither were anything special :3


1. Number: Five, it was the first number I learned to multiply, made me feel all smart.
2. Color(s): Green, uh, green and green.
3. Fruit: Um... I'mma go with apples.
4. Place: The spot down on the water, under the bridge, on the rock beside the sunken ship.


1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes.
2. Are you happy? Pretty neutral right now.
3. Are you sad? Look up?
4. Are you bored? I'm filling out a random quiz... let's take a second to use logic to answer this question. Yes.
6. Are you nervous? No...? Why? Should I be?
8. Are you tired? Yes.


1. Real name? Brianne.
2. Nick names? Lure, Myllah, Kiravu, Bitch Tits, Rainbow Dash, Kitten, Stardust (I swear I'm not on crack, these are serious nicknames.)
3. Eye color? Green / Blue
4. Zodiac sign? Gemini
5. Male or female? Female
6. Slut? No T.T Maybe a little.
7. Smart? Book smart, street smart, lady smart? This seems to be a very broad question, but I don't consider myself stupid?
8. Hair color? Strawberry Blonde
9. Long or short? Short compared to normal, shoulder lengthish.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans.
11. Phone or Camera? Phone.
12. Drink or Smoke? RUMMMMMMMM!!! I mean, uh... yes, I drink.
13. Righty or lefty? Wasn't this asked in a round about way a little bit before? I'm right handed!!


1. First best friend? Lindsay
2. First crush? Jamie
3. First pet? Snowflake, my bunny bun :3
4. First big vacation? I don't know the place, but I know it was an island of sorts, a small one.


1. Eating? Nothing.
2. Drinking? Gingerale.
3. I'm about to: Edit the newest chapter of Passage of Twin Disciplines.
4. Listening to? The T.V.
5. Plans for today? Well, today is over in two hours so... my plan is to go to sleep after editing the previously stated chapter.


1. Shorter or taller? Uh, taller I guess. I don't really have a preference.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Yes, ask the lesbian which I would prefer to do with the opposite sex. Let's go with neither.
3. Sensitive or loud? Pssh, loud! Then we can have who is louder screaming matches!!
4. Hook-up or relationship? Depens, is there a third answer where I don't have to do either?


1. Drank bubbles? Probably, I used to eat a lot of things I shouldn't have eaten when I was a kid.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? You know what the ironic part about asking someone who wears glasses if they've ever lost them? You are blind (or I am) when your glasses are off, making it really hard to find your glasses once they're off.
3. Ran away from home? No.

4. Broken someone's heart? Unfortunately, yes.
5. Been arrested? No.


1. Miracles? Yes.
2. Yourself? Sometimes.
3. Heaven? Yes, and no. It depends on your definition of heaven.
4. Santa Claus? No.
5. Love? Yes, it's hard to disbelieve in something you've experienced.
6. Do you like someone? Yes.
7. Do you believe in God? Again, yes and no. I believe there's something, but I don't know if I would label it as a God, or the God.
8. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes, those were the rules right?


Some things you may not know about me:

I am obsessed with Pikachu. This is not a joke, I have a Pikachu costume and troll e-bay for Pikachu stuff. I have a Pikachu shirt, jacket, and sweater – home made - I wear all of them in public as well as a Pikachu wallet imported from Japan. I've even gone as far as figuring out a way to incorporate a Pikachu into DnD and hacking a Pikachu egg into every Pokemon game ever created.

I am a Dungeon Master. Yes, I am a girl who is a nerd that not only plays Dungeons and Dragons, I am a Dungeon Master. Lest you forget I will take away your Boom-Sword, yes, Adam; I am looking at you.

I am terrified of moths. Moths, this is not a joke. I can't fucking stand them, and I will freak the fuck out every single time one gets near me. Spiders, snakes, creepy crawlies do not bother me. But I swear to god if a moth comes near me, or a butterfly * glares * shits going to hit the fan.

I will turn anything into a that's what she said. ... that's what she said.

I am a dignified pervert. How do you be a dignified pervert? Well, I'll tell you. I don't hide the fact that I am a pervert, nor do I take any shame in it. I like tits, and yes I will stare at yours and comment if I feel like it. Don't like it? Turn around and I can see if your ass matches your chest. Want to see mine? Easy enough, I love my tits and I'd be happy to show them off.

I believe women should be treated like women. I love to do gentlemenly stuff, holding doors, offering jackets, pulling out chairs, ect. * whispers * But you're a girl too. Yes, I'm aware, but that doesn't mean I can't treat what's mine like a princess. However, this goes both ways. If you are going to act like a troll and spit in my face, well... I'mma treat you like a troll.

I am addicted to sleep. The longest I've slept uninterrupted was twenty-three hours. After which I woke up, showered, ate, and went back to sleep because it was six in the morning.

I'm addicted to the gym. The best feeling in the world is running until your body hurts so much you become numb. That feeling you get right before you cross the hill where your chest feels tight, then all of a sudden you just feel like you can run forever. It's like triumphing over your own body, your own weakness and it's addicting.

I love my job. While I may gripe, and while it's mostly grunt work, I love my job. I love my boss, and no this isn't sucking up because she will never read it. She is the sweetest old lady who is all smiles and is like having a second grandma. Most of the people I work with are really nice, and those who aren't are easy enough to avoid or simply ignore. On top of that, I meet the craziest old people. Old people rule.

I do not believe there is one true religion. I simply do not see how one religion can be right, while the other of hundreds that are out there are wrong. I do believe there is something, I don't know if I would call it a god, or spirits that watch over us. But there is something.

I am gay. In both senses of the word.

My grade twelve English teacher told me I was a hopeless case. She told me I would never be able to grasp writing or simple grammar rules and suggested I move to an easier course so my grades didn't suffer. I believe her exact words were I didn't have the capacity or dedication to pass the course. The only thing I learned from that teacher is to never give up, and that if you love something, never let it go.

I am allergic to dairy and garlic. Vlah! I'm a vampire! :3 I've heard that joke so many times.

I truly believe Shania Twain is the best artist in the world. Why are you still reading this? Go listen to her shit, it's good shit.

I swear far too much. Seriously, you know you swear way too fucking much when you realize there's a little kid looking at you with big eyes and clue in he just heard every word you said. At which point your immediate replies are 'shit! Ahh fuck, I mean... dammit!' * walks away * If that mother, er... one of those mothers ever reads this, I am SO sorry.

I will marry this girl: you need to ask why, you missed the first thing on my list.

I'm a dork. Does not need an explation.

I have a house trained rabbit. His name is Puzzle, I've had him for about ten years now. He is the cutest thing ever, and he knows when he's in trouble. He does this belly crawl and will freeze every time you look at him until he's safely hidden in my mattress. Yes, in. The little shit chewed a hole in the bottom and goes inside my mattress. Then, if you want to know the reason for the belly crawl all you have to do is look in the living room or down the hall. It's usually pretty evident.

I'm a hopeless romantic. Shut up, I hate that gushy shit. No really, I do. I need to keep my pride in tact... Except for my girl, for her I'll happily act like a complete idiot. I love you, babe.

I have a tendency to do really stupid things. I've broken my ankle three times, dislocated and cracked my kneecap, broken four fingers and so much more. When there is more scab on your shin than skin, and your dirt bike it broken, you probably shouldn't go run to the track because it's raining and it's fun to ride in the mud. Hindsight is a bitch. The queen of I told you so.

I love to dance in the rain. If you don't know why, try it and it will explain everything for me. :)

Finding Nemo, RED, Sucker Punch and Charlies Angels are my favourite movies. My lucky number is five, I'm a gemini, my favourite colour is green... blah blah blah, what else can I put on this list.

I have blue-green eyes and strawberry blonde hair. And a freckle on my lip multiple people have tried to wipe off thinking it's food.

I wish I was short. Why? Because being short is adorable and cuddlable. Plus, who doesn't love boob hugs? When you're short your face is at like, the perfect height.


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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


You're a 90's kid if:

You watched thundarcats, smurfs Godziall, Heman, and Courage the cowardly Dog
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


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Anko has a crush on her roommate Kurenai who at the beginning is unaware of it.Not wanting to ruin their friendship Anko struggles to keep her feelings under control but how long can that last? How will Kurneai react when she finds out?
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Pretty Baby by DoubleMMia reviews
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The Passage of Twin Disciplines reviews
A war is about to begin, a war that no one suspected. The champions are being enlisted and summoned from all over Valoran. Rated M for violence, language and sexual content. Main characters to date: NidaxAkali / LuxxJarvan, Garen, Galio / Kat, Cass.
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