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Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,811 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 4,487 - Follows: 3,212 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rest My Soul by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
On opposite corners of Third Street and Beale, two lonely people fight to stay that way. Her scars are on the surface, soft on her skin and in her eyes. His run bone-deep, seeped in bourbon and blues. EPOV. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,731 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3161 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20599 - Favs: 14,403 - Follows: 5,800 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,579 - Reviews: 3094 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7372 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7684 - Favs: 12,211 - Follows: 6,280 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10909 - Favs: 12,616 - Follows: 13,022 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7356 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 4,302 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nice Catch by PassionforTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is in for the shock of her life during a casual conversation with her adorable five year old son. Set after New Moon. Alternate Universe. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,822 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8284 - Favs: 8,677 - Follows: 8,662 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5229 - Favs: 7,038 - Follows: 4,003 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4643 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 6,917 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4746 - Favs: 6,281 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House on Maiden Lane by SophiaAnne reviews
There's an old house, one that's supposedly haunted, out on the edge of town. Are there really such things as ghosts? What's really inside The House? Bella and Edward will soon find out. A tale of loss and love. BxE, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 149 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 282 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete