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I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammar and spelling.

Lally is a flameater and originally came here shouting her head off at me and calling me a douchebag. Within a few hours she morphed into her sweet self. -George


Justin Bieber:

Is gay? He has a girlfriend.

Can't sing? Usher and Justin Timberlake fought over him.

Is ugly? Millions of girls think he's the hottest guy alive, and he's on millions of posters everywhere.

He's weak? He broke his foot on stage and carried on singing.

He's heartless? Listen to pray.

He's unsuccessful? 17 years old, 29 songs, 3 albums, 9 music videos,1 movie,1 book, 20 awards, 2 tours, 86 shows, 40 million fans.

Do your research before you make fun of him


About Me:

Name: Qua'Neitra (pronounced Kwa-Knee-Tra)

Nickname: Lally

Age: 15

Zodiac sign: Aries! 8D

Favorite color: Yellow

Favorite activity: Isn't it obvious? Shopping! 8D

Formspring-www.formspring.me/neitraa

Tumblr-SiimplyNeitraa.tumblr.com

I also speak German~

I'm multiracial.

NCIS is my favourite show. Paramore is my favourite band. I'm a Gleek. I have Bieber Fever. I'm obsessed with Mark Harmon. I have a sweet spot for nerds. I love sarcasm. Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

I'm acrophobic, arachnephobic, autophobic, aichmophobic, and achluophobic.


I'm Ten ways to spoil dinner's number one fan! 8D

I love him!(Seriously) 8D. He's the best and the awesome-est.

We got married on June 13, 2010

"Everybody sit down and shut up! ... Now. Dearly beloved, lurking lurkers, we are gathered here today to forcibly bond Dallas Twelve McTenson and Quaneitra Laaly Sandson in the scourge that is holy matrimony. There comes a time in every relationship when everybody feels the urge to "scratch the itch" with their partner. Unfortunately, society looks down on premaritail sex like a dirty plaque; quite like the Swine Flu. This, marriage is used to legaly fornicate with your consensual partner. Do you, Dallas Twelve McTenson take Quaneitra Lally Sandson to be your lawfully wedded mistress through flame wars, alcohol consumption, and sexual relations?

"And do you, Quaneitra Lally Sandson, take Dallas Twelve McTenson to be your dirty man whore through sexcapades and flame wars, mindfucks and drunkenramblings?"

~Icy, the master orator XD


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The Luxury Of Knowing by Loving.And.Awkward reviews
"There are two types of secrets. The kind you want to keep in and the kind you don't dare let go." Peeta & Katniss are married with two children, Hope & Hunter, who know nothing about the Hunger Games. That changes when Hope finds 75 tapes. Follow Hope, Hunter, Finnick & Tessa as they watch the tapes & find out secrets their parents have been keeping from them. NOW BEING EDITED
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Finnick and Annie's son] Katniss & Peeta's son, OC - Complete
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives in hell with her widower father, Charlie. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's horrific life, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
The Real Thing by Recovering4life reviews
Jason choked on his glass of water as he coughed. He wasn't sure he'd heard Aria right the first time. "You want me to get you pregnant? Are you serious?" Spoby. Haleb. Jaria. Over 75,000 views!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,611 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [Aria M., Jason D.] Spencer H., Hanna M.
Doorstep Bundle by mersedez2001 reviews
Edward the perpetual bachelor, was loving his single life until one day a child he didn't know he had, was left on his door step.Sexward is now being forced to be a stay at home dadward.Better summery inside! A/H, cannon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,485 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Listen by TuesdayNovember reviews
Written for the fourth challenge at the Lord of the Flies Writing Challenges forum. Piggy tries one last time to be heard.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Piggy, Ralph - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15817 - Favs: 6,986 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Missing Piece by marieXcullen reviews
Edward left Bella alone and broken. Rosalie left Emmett for Edward. Bella and Emmett help heal each other, but what happens when the Cullens return? Will Edward and Rosalie want their old mates back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Outtakes by Moonchild707 reviews
A series of one-shots from the DITR series. All ratings and genres included. All the scenes were deleted from one of the parts in the series, although most can stand alone as simple one-shots. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,072 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
The 'One' by Pixie Hollow reviews
AH. Edward has an adopted child. Now, he's trying to find the 'one' that can love him, and not care if he has a child. But, no one will give him a second look once the find out he has a kid. But, what happen's when Bella comes along?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,469 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Full Moon by Miss-Beckie-Louise reviews
Bella has just saved Edward in Volterra. They come back and it's time to put the relationship of the entire family to test. Now we find out how the seperation affected not only Bella and Edward but the entire family. One-shot. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparkle by AnneKaye reviews
Bella lands her dream job at Sparkle Magazine and everything is perfect. Her coworkers are great but her boss isn't. Will Bella somehow find a way inside the heart of the stuck up Edward Cullen? Or will thing just get worse? AH/Cannon Pairing/slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,290 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella, living in Alaska, is now 11 years old and a happy, normal kid. When her family decides to enrol her in mainstream school, how will she deal with the horrors of the sixth grade classroom, and three nasty classmates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
Thanks by EverFlame reviews
Percy says thanks to Athena. Why? Find out! Percabeth! R&R! Sorry for bad summary!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7653 - Favs: 8,967 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 6,242 - Follows: 395 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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