Greetings to the peeps of da world!
This is my extraordinary profile. It's good, isn't it?
I write on my lil sister's laptop, and my profile pic is just a random and odd pic I found on it. Not sure why she had a picture of a pair of clown shoes, but I feel it suits me. I'm pretty darn random and odd myself. And now I have a strange urge to buy a pair of clown shoes.
Most of my fics are categorized as humour. People say they're funny, but I feel it is out of pity. Strange, definitely. Odd, utterly. Random, without a doubt. But humorous? I don't know about that.
But please read and review! Flames are welcome!
If you're actually reading this, you may want to skip the next bit. It's nothing important, I'm just rather boredy woredy and I know I shall feel a huge achievement if I manage to list every band I enjoy. Music means a lot to me :)
Bands I would marry if the feeling were reciprocated (And if it was legal to marry a whole band.):
Lostprophets, Saosin, Tokio Hotel, Avenged Sevenfold, Rise Against, Framing Hanley, Armor for Sleep, Rival Schools, Jet Lag Gemini, The White Tie Affair, Senses Fail, The Maine, My American Heart, Anberlin, Angels & Airwaves, Faber Drive, New Found Glory, Cute is what we aim for, Cobra Starship, Midtown, Motion City Soundtrack, Cartel, Relient K, Valencia, Love she wrote, We The Kings, Taking Back Sunday, Hey Monday, The Cab, Blink 182, Dashboard Confessional, October Fall, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Hawthorn Heights, Amber Pacific, Plain White T's, Sum 41, All Time Low, Jimmy Eat World, Secondhand Serenade, AFI, The Prodigy, The Offspring, My Chemical Romance, Attack Attack, Nickelback, The Academy Is..., All-American Rejects, 30 Seconds To Mars, Go:Audio, Metro Station, Mayday Parade, You me at six, The Answer, Attack! Attack! UK, A Bullet For Pretty Boy, Death Cab For Cutie, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Forever the Sickest Kids, The Hoosiers, Linkin Park, Muse, Panic At The Disco, Paramore, Tenacious D, and so many more that I've forgotten.
Guys I would happily elope with without a second thought:
Brendon Urie, Spongebob Squarepants, Jasper Whitlock (the fictional character, not the movie one), Trace Dempsey Cyrus (Yes, I know his middle name. But he's really hawt!), Josh Franceschi, William Beckett, Kyle Burns, Ian Watkins (I'm iffy bout his past, but I still lurve him!), Jared Leto (OMG DEFFO DEFFO! I LOVE JARED!), and Dave The Laugh.
People/Things I would have to restrain myself from killing if we were left in the same room together:
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (I hate this girl with the whole of my being. Even though I love her brother, that would not stop me from 'disposing' of her.), Nick and Joe Jonas (Not Kevin, because no-one likes him. I also believe that he has no idea what's going on, he looks completely dazed all the time.), The Twilight Movie (Love the books, HATEHATEHATE the film!), and whoever popped my Spongebob balloon.
Most prized possessions:
My iPhone (Not sure how the parentals managed to afford this, but I love it like it was my child!), every single book I own, my Spongebob DVDs (loadsa episodes and the film!), my Spongebob purse, my Spongebob T-shirts, my Family Guy T-shirts, my Spongebob poster, my Spongebob PJs, my other pair of Spongebob PJs, my recently-popped Spongebob balloon, my two cuddly Spongebobs, some Spongebob wrapping paper I managed to salvage from my birthday pressies, and my collection of knee-high neon socks.
Only two books have ever made me cry. The first was, I'm ashamed to say, the last Harry Potter book. When he was thinking about dieing, I don't know, it just got to me. The second was The Book Thief, which is an immensely sad and brilliant book that I'm proud to own. If you read that and don't cry, I'll be flabbergasted.
Random facts about moi:
1. I'm English.
I LOVE JARED LETO! AND SPONGEBOB! AND JASPER WHITLOCK! What can I say, I'm a very loving person.
Well, I can't think of anything else to bore you people with, so farewell!