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Greetings to the peeps of da world!

This is my extraordinary profile. It's good, isn't it?

I write on my lil sister's laptop, and my profile pic is just a random and odd pic I found on it. Not sure why she had a picture of a pair of clown shoes, but I feel it suits me. I'm pretty darn random and odd myself. And now I have a strange urge to buy a pair of clown shoes.

Most of my fics are categorized as humour. People say they're funny, but I feel it is out of pity. Strange, definitely. Odd, utterly. Random, without a doubt. But humorous? I don't know about that.

But please read and review! Flames are welcome!

If you're actually reading this, you may want to skip the next bit. It's nothing important, I'm just rather boredy woredy and I know I shall feel a huge achievement if I manage to list every band I enjoy. Music means a lot to me :)

Bands I would marry if the feeling were reciprocated (And if it was legal to marry a whole band.):

Lostprophets, Saosin, Tokio Hotel, Avenged Sevenfold, Rise Against, Framing Hanley, Armor for Sleep, Rival Schools, Jet Lag Gemini, The White Tie Affair, Senses Fail, The Maine, My American Heart, Anberlin, Angels & Airwaves, Faber Drive, New Found Glory, Cute is what we aim for, Cobra Starship, Midtown, Motion City Soundtrack, Cartel, Relient K, Valencia, Love she wrote, We The Kings, Taking Back Sunday, Hey Monday, The Cab, Blink 182, Dashboard Confessional, October Fall, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Hawthorn Heights, Amber Pacific, Plain White T's, Sum 41, All Time Low, Jimmy Eat World, Secondhand Serenade, AFI, The Prodigy, The Offspring, My Chemical Romance, Attack Attack, Nickelback, The Academy Is..., All-American Rejects, 30 Seconds To Mars, Go:Audio, Metro Station, Mayday Parade, You me at six, The Answer, Attack! Attack! UK, A Bullet For Pretty Boy, Death Cab For Cutie, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Forever the Sickest Kids, The Hoosiers, Linkin Park, Muse, Panic At The Disco, Paramore, Tenacious D, and so many more that I've forgotten.

Guys I would happily elope with without a second thought:

Brendon Urie, Spongebob Squarepants, Jasper Whitlock (the fictional character, not the movie one), Trace Dempsey Cyrus (Yes, I know his middle name. But he's really hawt!), Josh Franceschi, William Beckett, Kyle Burns, Ian Watkins (I'm iffy bout his past, but I still lurve him!), Jared Leto (OMG DEFFO DEFFO! I LOVE JARED!), and Dave The Laugh.

People/Things I would have to restrain myself from killing if we were left in the same room together:

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (I hate this girl with the whole of my being. Even though I love her brother, that would not stop me from 'disposing' of her.), Nick and Joe Jonas (Not Kevin, because no-one likes him. I also believe that he has no idea what's going on, he looks completely dazed all the time.), The Twilight Movie (Love the books, HATEHATEHATE the film!), and whoever popped my Spongebob balloon.

Most prized possessions:

My iPhone (Not sure how the parentals managed to afford this, but I love it like it was my child!), every single book I own, my Spongebob DVDs (loadsa episodes and the film!), my Spongebob purse, my Spongebob T-shirts, my Family Guy T-shirts, my Spongebob poster, my Spongebob PJs, my other pair of Spongebob PJs, my recently-popped Spongebob balloon, my two cuddly Spongebobs, some Spongebob wrapping paper I managed to salvage from my birthday pressies, and my collection of knee-high neon socks.

Only two books have ever made me cry. The first was, I'm ashamed to say, the last Harry Potter book. When he was thinking about dieing, I don't know, it just got to me. The second was The Book Thief, which is an immensely sad and brilliant book that I'm proud to own. If you read that and don't cry, I'll be flabbergasted.

Random facts about moi:

1. I'm English.
2. I'm still in high school. Yay for the monotony of education!
3. I'm a girl. Just in case y'all were curious.
4. I tend to slip into different languages whilst talking. I'm far from fluent, but the English language is so boring, sometimes I just add in the odd French or German phrase.
5. I'm awful at sports. Playing Tennis is amazingly painful, as I hit me rather than the ball.
6. I lovelovelove Emos! They're just so cute with the hair and the skinnies and the awesome music! The self-harming, not so much. But most don't self-harm, s'all good.

I LOVE JARED LETO! AND SPONGEBOB! AND JASPER WHITLOCK! What can I say, I'm a very loving person.

Well, I can't think of anything else to bore you people with, so farewell!

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My Intoxication by K'Sheek Morgaine reviews
AU/AH: "I am cold. I am calculating. This is how I survive. No attachments." Jasper finds friendship in newcomer Bella Swan, stirring up a relationship that strains loyalties and blurs the lines between love and addiction. Jasper POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 171,292 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Second Chance by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Edward's dead. Bella's heartbroken. And Jasper just wants to help. What will Alice do when she sees that Jasper's help will turn into something more? What will she do? And who will help her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 130,754 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
This Infatuation by K'Sheek Morgaine reviews
The first time she saw him, he was walking through the rain with a glazed look in his eyes like an ocean too confused to pick a color, but Bella found herself drawn to Jasper anyway. When the outcast brings her into his world, tempers flare and love is tested as she learns that nothing is what it seemed. Companion piece to "My Intoxication"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,404 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Edible art by BeckDotCom reviews
We all know it was really supposed to be Bella and Alice that got it together...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alice, Bella
Mood Ring by lifelesslyndsey reviews
When there is nothing left for Bella, she decided she wants out. Standing in front of the white house, razor blade in hand, she says good bye the only way she can think of. A bloody good bye. But who cut's there wrists at a vampires house?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,117 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Georgia Nicolson and the Goblet of PANTS! by Rictusemprax reviews
When Georgia Nicolson receives her late-term admission letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, her world is turned upside down - will she finally have to actually *gasp* grow up!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Georgia N., Dave
My Fate by redbluedots reviews
Bella, an ordinary girl who works at a Jewelry store, was just living her normal boring life when a bronze-haired, green-eyed, gorgeous man came into her life. All Human. First fanfic, R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Because You Live by Xx-AddictedToTwilight-xX reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends for a long time. They're always wrapped up in their own world. Soon, Edward starts liking someone else, and so does Bella. What will they do when they discover they have feelings for each other? AH. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,387 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cheaters by dolphinherovamp5 reviews
After Bella finds Edward cheating on her with Tanya, Bella heads off to Rosalie's house for some girl support. Who's the handsome guy that answers the door? BxJ/All Human/One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Risen Anew by Pandora181900 reviews
On Bella Swan's first day at Forks High, she trips over the door step. The smell of her blood is too much for Edward Cullen, and he snaps. Suddenly, she is thrust into a world she didn't even know existed. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,462 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Twilight Twins by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
Bella and Carlie are twins with mysterious powers.What's the fallout after they are abducted by a psychotic vampire? OOC! mostly canon pairings some OC's NOW COMPLETE! BEING INTERMITTENTLY BETA'D AS OF 9/19/10
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,683 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Safe and Sound by Touchstone67 reviews
Edward, Jasper and Bella are best friends-but when Jasper and Bella take a summer road trip through Texas-will things change between the two of them? What will happen when the trip is over and they reunite with Edward? AH JasperxBella Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 174,480 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by kO haLe yeS reviews
One night can change everything. When Jasper moves from Edward's distant brother to Bella's best friend and savior, what will become of them? A tale of friendship, fun, heartbreak, hate and love. Set @ the end of Twilight. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,886 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Out of Sight, Out of Mind? by Deceptively Sane reviews
Isabella is a blind runaway. After 5 years, the search ends and she is free. Now Bella, she has adjusted to everyday life. What happens when her past comes back to bite her? Will her new friends be dragged down with her? AH BellaOOC *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,837 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Change Heartache Into Courage by Pixiestick-cc reviews
The battle with Victoria and her Newborns resulted in the death of two vampires of the Cullen clan. Can those left behind ever find solace again? Jasper/Bella pairing. A slow build, but well worth the wait! Rated T/Soft M. Sparkle Award Winner. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 143,031 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Leaving Her by CherBella reviews
From the moment they first met, he was always leaving her. In a moment of crisis, Bella reflects on her life and marriage to an Army man. An entry for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,969 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Long, Tall, Texan by BamaBabe reviews
Bella is going to grad school in Texas and her friends decide to join her. Little do they know that she has an agenda of her own. AH, non-canon. BellaxJasper OOC M for future chapters & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,651 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Defying the Stars by lov-2-b-loved reviews
Bella swan hates fary tales and all the mushy stuff. Her freind Alice says thats just because she hasnt fallen truly in love. the stars say that every one has a soul mate but Bella wants to defy them wrong.My forst fanfic. Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just Say by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
NOMINATED at the Indie Twific Awards.“What if we’re not meant to be with each other as well?” Bella asked. “So?” Jasper replied. “Um…” “Then make a mistake with me.” He whispered. Complimentary Story to the oneshot songfic, SAY ALL I NEED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,492 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The War Inside by Sparabella reviews
Marine Maj. Jasper Cullen has been ordered to restricted duty after being shot. He finds himself back home with PTSD, bitterness and anger. Ordered to seek help, he meets Dr. Isabella Swan. Will she be able to piece Jasper back together? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Rooftop by The Darkest Point reviews
Things always get worse before they get better; Bella knew that. Something happened to her over the summer, but she won't tell anyone what happened, not all of it anyway. What if her 'problem' comes back, will she be able to handle it? Cannon Couples. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,098 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818 reviews
Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,732 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Royale by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Jasper/Bella - AU, AH, Slightly OOC – Bella works her butt off for a gentlemans bar - Royale - to provide for her family but she learns some unfortunate details about her husband & turns to the one true friend she has. Rated M for future lemony goodness..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
To love or to hate? by twilightfreak4ever reviews
My name is Bella swan. I moved to forks. I fell in love with the guy I hate. How to describe him? Playboy-ish, jerk, loving, caring and drop dead gorgeous. No, really, he could drop dead at any moment. bella/edward, alice/jasper, rose/emm All human/for no
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,318 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Afterlife by thatisastory reviews
Becoming a vampire was supposed to mean a new beginning for Bella. Instead tragedy is visited upon the Cullens, and Bella is neither alive, nor dead, left to keep a promise she wishes she'd never made. This is her Afterlife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,430 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Bookshop by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
A chance meeting in a bookshop could lead to more between Jasper and Bella. AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,711 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Empty Memories by Naitan reviews
All human. Warning- female pairings and themes. Rated M for violence, abuse and possibly sex scenes. Alice/Bella. Bella meets a troubled mute called Alice at a rehabilitation clinic. As their relationship deepens, they learn more of each others' troubles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,001 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alice, Bella
Twilight Remixed by loopifrog393 reviews
What would it be like if Twilight were all humans? Bella moves to Forks meeting the Cullen's, of course . Will sparks fly, or fall? First fanfiction. All humans. EVERY character will be in it. Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,558 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008
Temptation to Return by surfgirl1 reviews
Song-fic to the song The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance. Takes place way after halfway through Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
No Going Back by surfgirl1 reviews
One-shot. Life after Twilight not the Saga, just Twilight. Very short. Warning: Contains themes of suicide, cutting, drinking, drugs, and other extremely morbid themes. Different from the rest of my stories. Be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
It Belongs to You by outsetislander reviews
Seeking a place to belong, shy gymnast Bella Swan is sent to boarding school at the elite Volterra Prep. She is sent on a whirl wind of love,hardcore cheerleading,Goth nightclubs,shaved heads,fake IDs,suicidal pasts,male cheerleaders and more!BxE.AllHuman
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,548 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cinderella by Icebabe59 reviews
Twilight/ modern version of Cinderella, or i guess you could say Cinderbella. All human. B/E Ya i know summary sucks, but whatever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Healing by Lizzie Hopscotch reviews
SEQUEL TO DOLL. Bella is awake but far from Edward, who is waiting for her. Can she heal and find him again? Especially when Felix won't let go? Warning: Abuse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Georgia Nicolson and her fabbity fab life by Georgia-Nicholson-No1fan reviews
Follows on from SITNOP. GeexDave story - we all know their the best couple. My first FanFic, Read & Review Please! T because I'm just slightly paranoid.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Make This Count by bold as love57 reviews
The odds seperate these two best friends, moving them to opposite coasts. A few promises and a memory box later, Bella is on the east coast in NY while Edward is staying in Forks. What happens when Renee sends Bella back to Forks in a hurry 9 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,355 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alice Cullen in wonderland by SamanthER Lmao reviews
The title say's it all really. Alice Cullen in wonderland. I'm not good at sumary's but please read.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Looking for Love by ohsosweetlove reviews
Bella doesn't have a good track record with dating decent guys but now she's looking for that one and only guy who'd she'd spend her whole life with. Then she met Edward. Could he be the one she's looking for or just another jerk? All Human BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,753 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unhappy Hats and Drooping Whiskers by Twonk reviews
Ever since Alice left him, Hatter has been in a constant state of depression. Even happy slapping the Dormouse doesn't help. So the Match Hare decides to take everything into his own hands. XD C.10 up! It's the end! Why do I feel like crying? R&R!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, March Hare/Haigha - Complete
Falling by puddingcup reviews
Three chapter story- Esme meets Carlisle, Esme marries Charles Evenson, Esme is changed by Carlisle. Hope you like it! the last part of the first chapter almost made me cry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Bid on My Love by alwaysthinkingofyou reviews
Oneshot. "I am NOT auctioning myself off to the entire female population of Forks High School!" Alice and Jessica have a date auction to raise money for a field trip at school. Who will bid on Edward? E/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
when day turns to night by butterscotcheyedgirl reviews
bella goes to ASU with Roasile and her twin Jasper. they rent a house with 3 siblings. all human version of twilight! r&r please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete