Sometimes a highly advanced AI and a fun-loving lone crusader aren't on the same page and sometimes they are. Just a few short moments between these two that came to mind.

1000 100 word vignettes featuring the U.N.C.L.E. crew - approximately a month shy of a 6 year project. I'm not giving up on doing drabs, but this set is now officially closed.

A collection of Man from UNCLE episode tags, short fics, and drabbles. 50th Chapter - Semantics - A discussion of metaphor at an inappropriate time.

A series of Man from U.N.C.L.E. ficlets which are longer than a drabble, but with fewer than 800 words.

"Are you sure, Detective? We're already down the rabbit hole, yes, but there's still opportunity to climb out before you hit bottom. There aren't many who behold the true face of the devil and smile about it after."/ In which Lucifer and Chloe attempt to solve the mystery of each other. Post-1x02.

All about the developing relationship of Gotham's Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth as they cope with the deaths of Thomas and Martha Wayne, because they deserve more fanfiction. Will follow the show but have original content. Potential spoilers for any episodes that have aired on US TV. Chapters 1-86 are companions to Season 1, 87-131 to S2, and 132 on go with S3

After years of service at FLAG without his original crew, KITT finds himself running away. Why? Because he knows they're in danger; he has to act. How does he know? He doesn't. An AU story/epic based some time after the original series ended.

"Now, where were we?" Or, what happened between Gabriel and Julian after Alex and Noma left to get the Amphora/try and save Michael.

Manila was just the beginning. Aaron and Marta are still on the run, and their enemies are growing more advanced and more deadly. Someone has to stop Eric Byer, and Aaron knows that he and Marta cant do it alone. He has a plan, and a secret, but can he keep himself and Marta alive long enough to put that plan into action? Eventual Aaron Cross/Jason Bourne team up!

Long before Jason Bourne dropped off the CIA grid, and long before the order was given to terminate those in the program known as Outcome, Aaron Cross was merely a new face, and a new name, amongst those known and training as Outcome agents. While struggling to adapt to his new abilities, Aaron meets fellow operative June Monroe, a woman vastly different than any he had ever known.

During the events of Hornet Save Thyself (s01e24), a police officer attempts to get a statement from those present at the Reid residence. It's more difficult than one might expect. Dialogue only

"Brotherhood is the very price and condition of man's survival." - Carlos Pena Romulo. 1st installment of the "Speed, Surprise, and Violence of Action" AU.

Aaron & Marta face their past as they prepare to move forward, together. They have a plan they hope will succeed against Byer and his National Research Assay Group, but any future they might have will be hard-fought. The story begins immediately following the final scene in the "Legacy" movie and will eventually include Jason Bourne & Nicky Parsons. Crude language is starred. PG13

"Lucifer," her voice was eager and soft. "You're here." Was she undercover? Would she get angry at him if he blew it again by calling her by her rank, or even her name? She was here, and so happy to see him. Obviously something was very, very wrong. A/N: Takes place post x104. Complete, such as it is. M for references only, no scenes: trigger warning, for those that need them.

Edwin Jarvis is not only the perfect butler; he's also the caretaker of a neglected little boy named Tony Stark. This story about the ways Jarvis's care helped Tony through the hardest times in his childhood and the darkest days of his adulthood.

Summary: A collection of brief moments between our musketeers (especially d'Artagnan and Athos), that would otherwise go unnoticed; swallowed up in the hectic parts of a day to perhaps end up in the recesses of memory – tucked away. Chapter Fifteen: As the hour before a mission draws near – our musketeers share a moment of love, allegiance and brotherhood.

"Gabriel had sacrificed himself, had walked into certain danger shoulder to shoulder with him and by Father; they would both walk out the way they had come in!" An AU look at what would have happened if Michael and Gabriel had stuck together in New Delphi, wounded wings, feelings and brotherly bonding whilst trying to escape Lyrae's thirst for vengence.

Clint Barton was a soldier, a sniper - one of the Army's best. Until his world started falling apart around him ... and two SHIELD agents were in need of a rescue. COMPLETE.

Four days ago, Aramis disappeared, but they're like magnets, these men. They will always find each other and they will defend each other to the death if necessary. General all round whump but mostly Aramis and d'Artagnan.

It was just a few short hours after General Riesen's funeral that David Whele made his power play for control of the city. AU (from c. ep 5 onwards). Michael!Whump.

Following the events of Season 2, Episode 2, "An Ordinary Man," d'Artagnan is left questioning his suitability to be a musketeer- and with a need to redeem himself in the eyes of his King. Will this new mission do the trick? Or make things worse? A bit of adventure, angst, and H/C to throw in the mix!

When undercover goes terribly bad... I'm so, so sorry...

It's the day Illya Kuryakin fears, but there's no getting around it.

A year has passed since the return of FLAG. Now Karr is back, and when one AI is not enough, Mike accepts help from his half sister to catch both the rogue car and his accomplice. With no clues and the teenager hanging around, can they do it?

Only once in his life had Tréville disobeyed orders from his king and he would be executed for high treason should Louis ever learn the truth. When Richelieu threatens to bring this secret to light, can Tréville hope for help from his loyal Musketeers or will they turn away from him, once they have learned the truth? Decisions have to be made and more than one life is at stake.

Complete! On a mission in England, Napoleon is captured by a dangerous man and struggles to keep his sanity intact, while Illya must leave his partner to his fate and complete the mission.

The things you overhear in the restroom at UNCLE HQ. A Working Stiffs story

Something's going on and Napoleon thinks he can figure it out. Written for the Lifecycle Challenge/Humor, at Section VII on Live Journal. Comments are always welcome.

In the months after Baltimore, the crew of the Nathan James struggles to live up to the idea that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Scott/Chandler-centric fic set after the Season 1 Finale.

A routine assignment to escort an historic piece of art from Japan to New York turns into solving a mysterious theft for Napoleon and Illya. They have to resolve it before the news of the theft creates an international incident. (a slight hint at a crossover, but you'll have to figure it out yourself "D

Just another tight spot for the two men from UNCLE. Originally posted for PicFic Tuesday on LJ.

Napoleon gets a chance to catch up with an old friend he hasn't seen in years. Unfortunately his old friend knows Illya too.

Napoleon and Illya investigate reports of a lie detector housed within a contact lens.

Selina Kyle has nothing to do with Bruce Wayne. She's a thief, he's a billionaire. He lives in a palace and she lives in a single-bedroom apartment in the worst neighborhood in the city. But opposites attract, and before they were Catwoman and Batman, they were Selina and Bruce. And all love stories have to start somewhere.

What could be killing some of the most important and unlikable men in Gotham? That's something The Batman wants to find out, even if it means the death of him.

When the Batman is injured, where should he turn for help in protecting a cat-loving VIP to Gotham? It is just a matter of letting a cat(woman) out of the bag. My thanks to Laurose8 for her beta and charming comments.

The director of Outcome might be dead, but it's only the first step to bringing down a corrupt organization. **sequel to In Pursuit**

As a licensed doctor, Starfleet Cadet Leonard McCoy was chosen to be part of an inoculation project. Six years later, McCoy is the Enterprise CMO. During a routine medical assistance mission, he is arrested for mass-murder over an incident that occurred in the aftermath of the project he had participated in. (TAS episode Albatross rewritten to bring into the reboot universe).

In response to a request I am posting a Stormy Weather story that I had originally written for Moonstones Green Hornet anthology. Stormy runs into the Green Hornet when she returns to Detroit as a bodyguard to a young girl who decides to run away with her young lover.

The Foundation has a new sexual harassment policy. Kitt is horrified to discover he's guilty of violating it.

During Christmas - Do Miracles Really Happen? One just might have!

Kitt ponders human inspiration while Michael tries to come up with an explanation for their current case.

The FLAG team celebrates a successful case. Michael/Bonnie shippy fluff.

Guess who's playing Santa for the Foundation's Christmas party?

A short scene, set in the early episodes of season four, helping me to resolve my feelings about RC3. Michael finds himself caught between old loyalties and a new recruit.

Bonnie goes undercover to help Michael and Kitt capture a serial killer. Has she gotten in over her head?

While on a case in Washington DC, the Foundation becomes the target of a high tech thief and meets a strange group of newspaper men chasing a story about an artificial intelligence housed in a car. Can they keep Kitt safe? Cross over with Lone Gunmen. Complete!

Illya was certain it wasn't a dream, but a seasoned UNCLE agent just doesn't vanish from the face of the earth... does he?

A series of short stories written with color prompts. Summaries for each story are located in Chapter 1.

A series of short stories written for challenges. Summaries for each of the stories can be found in chapter 1. Updated with one new story (Chapter 14). Devon contemplates his life on his birthday.

Napoleon and Illya race around the world for a living until they board a Mississippi riverboat. For the PicFic MFU 50th Anniversary. The prompts can be found on Live Journal at section7mfu using the picfic tag.

What happened to Michael as he lay dying in the desert after Gabriel and Uriel put an end to his rampage? How did the Wrath of God become the protector of mankind?

Zia knew what it was to be loyal to a person as much as a cause. For her, it was Colonel Morgan. For Napoleon, it was Illya Kuryakin.

No question Napoleon's got it, and that can sometimes aid in the oddest situations. TIMELINE: Summer 1971

There's more than one way to go about most tasks. Not surprisingly, the FLAG team each has their own approach. A day in the life type short.

Three Innocents, all thinking about their time in a Chrome and Gunmetal Madhouse.

3 times Illya heard the word 'tovarisch' during "The Terbuf Affair", 3 layers of meaning.

His life would be so much easier if Hunt wasn't a trouble magnet with a malfunctioning sense of self-preservation and an unhealthy adrenaline addiction.

The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!

With a new criminal in Century City and rumors of a dark knight hiding in the shadows, the Green Hornet and Kato have their work cut out for them. Sequel to Bad Medicine. Based on the episodes Bad Bet on a 459 Silent and Eat, Drink and Be Dead. Part I of Batman/ Green Hornet crossover.

After a tornado rips half a town apart, the Ranger searches for his partner Tonto and the convicts they had captured.

Napoleon and an injured Illya take refuge in a cave and Napoleon tries to keep them both safe from THRUSH. No warnings. This is a gift for Sutherwinds

Silence is anything but golden sometimes. Just ask Michael Knight. Rated for language since Michael apparently has pottybrain. Note: Has nothing to do with the Depeche Mode song...although it would be so much cooler if it did.

Based on the radio drama/movie serial. Jack Scanlon's wish for adventure is seemingly granted when the Green Hornet enlists her help to discover why Hitler is interested in Detroit. But Prohibition era Detroit isn't the safest place...

It occurs to William Brandt, as he pockets the phone and walks away from Ethan Hunt at the wharfside bar, that he should be angry. Set post-MI: Ghost Protocol, immediately after.

Marta keeps watch.

It is in that moment that they decide staying off grid is not enough. There are those with too much blood on their hands and they must be punished. Marta/Aaron post "Legacy"

Desperate times call for desperate measures. And, for Kitt, that means taking a bit of a field trip. You know, getting a chance to see how everyone else on the planet lives. Yeah, you know what I mean, don't you? Yep. That.

Road trips can be exciting. More often, they're boring. But at least they have each other to talk to.

Riddle me this - there's something odd about the Clairmont Masion. Could it be bats in the belfry, a jokester in the basement or something more sinister at work? Warnings - adult topic and violence

Copyrights go to those who own them. Based on the radio drama/movie serial. An escort is suddenly called to entertain the Green Hornet. Note: the expanded story is titled The Hornet's Girl

Based on the 60's television series. Desperate for answers following the murder of her mentor, Dr. Donnie Anders contacts the Green Hornet for help...but others are just as desperate to keep their secrets to themselves...complete!

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

Storm Shadow and Kato have put a name to their pain, and it's the designated heroes in their particular stories. T for some cursing, alcohol, and discussion of violence. Crack humor, complete.

Kitt has an admirer, and a few awkward questions for Michael. A 'missing scene' from the first series episode 'The Topaz Connection', short and sweet!

Napoleon discovers a real reason to be thankful.

Classic Knight Rider. Set early during the first season, but not based on a particular episode! Kitt teaches Michael that partnership is built on trust.

Classic Knight Rider. Short and sweet, a coda for the second season episode 'A Good Knight's Work'. When Kitt complained to Michael about being deactivated, Michael told him 'we'll compare notes later', so here is my take on that discussion.

When the going gets tough, the tough get lawyers! Cowritten with Tafizgurl

Waverly's been kidnapped and Napoleon is the new Section One, Number One, but why is he acting so odd? Illya's determined to find out, even if it costs him his partnership and career with UNCLE. Mild het referred to at the end.

The head of UNCLE is dead and Napoleon contemplates the meaning of life.

What is the price of partnership? One partner must determine that when he loses his friend and coworker. And it's up to Napoloen and Illya to hold him together long enough to get Waverly home. K for suggested violence

Even UNCLE agents can use a little help, especially when they are in Gotham City. Cross with Keaton's Batman

Napoleon and Illya are assigned to track down a missing journalist, but why does something feel so wrong about this set up. Warning - silliness ahead

Sometimes you need to see beneath the skin to see the person - a Working Stiffs story

Just how does Illya relax?

After Michael's death, KITT struggles to accept a new partner. Then his world is turned upside-down again.

A split minute decision - too bad one didn't check with the other. Based on Deadly Quest Affair.

A Working Stiffs story - just how do the UNCLE agents adapt themselves to all those different roles? And what happens when the lines start to blur between reality and acting?

Remembering those who should never be forgotten.

Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams are faced with a criminal who has no apparent concern for their victims. Will they bring this person to justice? Challenge response.

This is a "What If" story. "What If" Michael Knight and KITT Three Thousand ended up in Las Vegas during the upcoming KR Festival? Read and find out. Chapter 21...Finally! :

You never know who might be watching you from afar. The Five-0 detectives are being stalked by a very different kind of criminal. Not all is as it seems, nor are the guilty always to blame. Challenge response.

60's Green Hornet story. Adapted/updated from the radio episode "Exposed". Britt Reid has to put aside his feelings about his father's death in order to help the newly elected D.A. F.P. Scanlon solve a mystery involving contaminated beauty products.

Was Illya just brought on as Napoleon's new partner or did Waverly have something else up his sleeve when the Russian was recruited?

Old rival Big Chicken escapes from prison. At the top of his list, damage the cops 5-0 responsible for sending him to prison.

epilogue to King of the Hill

A valued member of the Five-0 team is saying good-bye.

Trapped in the jungle, both suffering from the effects of venom, Napoleon makes a decision.

Warning - punning, silliness and Napoleon betraying a trust for a good cause... personally, I blame Tex AVery...

A Working Stiffs story for St. Crispin as part of the Easter Egg Challenge. sometimes just seeing is the hardest part.

The last of the Working Stiffs series and who better to close it than with the little old man who had a hand in hiring all those people. No sex, no cussing, no spurting blood and guts - sorry...

Napoleon is missing and Illya must retrace his partner's footsteps for clues, discovering just how different the two of them really are. Mild Addams's Family mention

A payroll clerk learns the very steep price of accepting a ride from Napoleon Solo. Part of the Working Stiffs series

One of UNCLE's forgers is asked for a special rush job in order to prevent the end of the world. A Working Stiffs story

Sometimes a good communication tech needs to be able to speaking with something other than his mouth. a Working Stiffs story

When presented with the chance to find out everything you want to know about UNCLE's Golden Boys, would you hazard a peek? Even knowing it's against UNCLE policy? A Working Stiffs story

It's not what you do, but who you do it with that makes the day special.

As a Section Three agent, one needs to be flexible, but even a waiter has his limits - a Working Stiffs story.

Mr. Waverly is having a hard time finding his Christmas Spirit. Thankfully he has April, Napoleon, and Illya to fall back on. Part of the Vermont series and with sincere apologies to Charles Dickens...

The title says it all, but it's not what you expect.

Okay, so being dead isn't that bad, but how to stop those nasty THRUSH? Say it once, say it twice, third time's the charm...

Just where does Illya go on Thursday nights? Napoleon just can't take it anymore and has to find out

Adn you think being a receptionist is easy work - not at UNCLE HQ. A Working Stiffs story

Making travel arrangements and keeping agents on schedule is one thing, but sometimes a girl needs to think outside the box to best serve her clients.

A contract worker is brought in for a specialty job and how are they going to get Illya to sit still for this one. A Working Stiffs story

Life can be strangely revealing when you stop long enough to watch.

When you repair the copy machines in UNCLE Headquarters, you must be ready for anything, even a couple of cocky Section Two agents. - a Working Stiffs story

Being the medical examiner for UNCLE is no walk in the park, but it's even more unplesasant when the man on your table was a friend and a valued Section Two - a Working Stiffs story

When your job is to retrieve dead bodies, you never have a good day - when one of those bodies is UNCLE's CEA, the day gets that much worse - a Working Stiffs Story

What does it take to become Del Floria? Napoleon is about to find out and his tape measure will never be the same - a Working Stiffs story.

A young Illya Kuryakin plays...

Two Section Eight agents work their magic and Napoleon just can't help but wonder who the new girl around headquarters is. A Working Stiff story -- warning, seriously fluffy!

When you're a new Section Two agent, eveything can be a bit overwhelming, but when your leaders decide to lead by example, it can be even worse. A Working Stiffs story. Rate K for language

Another 'Working Stiffs' story - three of UNCLEs finest contrive to get two certain Section 2 agents to take some much needed down time.

Napoleon goes home to Vermont for one last good bye. Yet he discovers things are very different from when he last visited home with his partner.

Sometimes, it's not what you say, but when to keep quiet that makes all the difference. Another "Working Stuffs" story

A nurse needs to know her job and when to care, when to fight and when to leave things in the hands of a bigger force. Written for Sparky995 - some religious and slash implied - no flames please, this is a special story for a special friend.

Napoleon is faced with taking responsibility for his actions and his first reaction is to turn to his parnter for help. Written as a prompt for IKeepGoldFishinmyBra

Just a little story about my superhero persona I created with the help of my friends from Skiffytown, inspired by the SciFi or should I say 'syfy? *gags* reality show "Who Wants To Be A Superhero?". Set in San Francisco and surrounding areas. : Enjoy!

Another in the Working Stiffs series - an accountant finds out who you really can count on in an emergency

THRUSH has started targeting wine growers in Napa Valley or is this just one step in a much more fiendish plot of world subjugation?

Removing explosives from the mouth of a downed agent, my dental professors never warned me about days like this. Part of The Working Stiffs" series

Classic Knight Rider. A photograph stirs old memories for Bonnie, and awakens deeper truths for Michael. My attempt to explain their backstory. Set early during season three, before 'Junkyard Dog'.

What is a girl to do when stuck in an elevator with two of Section 2's finest?

Classic Knight Rider. Coda for 'Junkyard Dog', season three. The body of the Knight Industries Two Thousand has been destroyed, but will memories help Kitt to heal or hurt him even more?

Original Knight Rider. A coda - yes, another one! - for 'Blind Spot', season two . Kitt is pushed too far, but will his dominant program stop him in time?

Just when you think it's safe to roam the corridors of UNCLE HQ, enter one inept bumbling French chief inspector Peter Seller's version, not Steve Martin's . THRUSH never knew what hit them...

Napoleon's father has a stroke and Napoleon, along with a reluctant Russian, head back to Vermont to run the farm. Sequel to "Mistletoe" and "Taken for Granite" And seriously fuffly...

Napoleon and Illya are in charge of escorting a Section One's daughter through Disneyland, but THRUSH is determined to make the park the unhappiest place on Earth.

A decade ago, a madman killed a camp full of people and now he's back. Or is it just THRUSH using a legend as a cover? With any luck Napoleon and Illya can stay alive long enough to find out.

Ducky's past crosses over into his present and Tony gets pulled along for the ride. Crossover with The Man from UNCLE. Was originally published long ago under the NCIS tab but decided it better belonged in the Crossover section

A series of tags, in no order: Sometimes, it's only the fact that the other is holding on that keeps them going.

In Maine, with a badly wounded partner, where's a doctor when you need one?

Ben drinks a little too much, but John is there to help him out. Isn't that what partners are for? John's POV. Re-uploaded.

What was going through Danny’s mind as he pulled out his .22 and pointed it at Cpl. Auston? An epilog of sorts for And They Painted Daisies on His Coffin, and King of the Hill.

Classic Knight Rider. 'Missing scene' for the third season episode 'Knight of the Drones'. Bonnie Barstow agrees to help Michael Knight, on condition that he doesn't ask her to return to the Foundation - but can she resist after her reunion with Kitt?

The good news, he wasn't concussed and could go home. The bad news...

Tag for "Knight to King's Pawn." KITT wasn't alone on the internet.

When a call goes wrong, Malloy has to take a gamble with Reed's life and his own

KR2008 - Neither Mike nor Kitt had expected to come in contact with Karr ever again, and when they do, it's under very strange circumstances. Plotbunny turned feral, not meant to be taken too seriously.

A particular conversation with Kitt reveals something Michael had never considered before. Tag to Knight of the Drones.

It's a long road to freedom, but Kitt and Michael will make it there. Running from the past isn't so bad if you have a friend to run with you. Songfic to "Saving Me"

Even for an AI, the 'what ifs' can give you nightmares. Tag to Chariots of Gold.

Drabble. Just what exactly went through Michael's mind when Bonnie showed him the laser? Tag to Trust Doesn't Rust.

Foundation doubts Kitt's integrity now that Karr has malfunctioned so badly. Michael will go to any lengths to prove them wrong. One shot.

Jim Reed has a horrific nightmare, and a true friend is there to help him through it...Missing scene from "Suspended"

If I am destroyed, then so shall you be…"

Devon ponders how to break the news of Wilton Knight's death to KITT. One shot. Missing scene from "Knight of the Phoenix."

Tea and sympathy during a long vigil at Knight Manor. Set between "Chariot of Gold" and "White Bird."

What was KITT thinking, lying there and waiting for Michael to get back up? One-shot. A response to the Writer's Anonymous Branch challenge.

Kitt and Michael battle the elements. Fluff.

The fact that KITT is just doing his job never really makes Bonnie feel any better about having to patch him up every time. Oneshot.

Another oneshot from the archive. Michael and Kitt on the road. Based on a Bob Seger song.

An epilogue to The Young Assassins. McGarrett helps Williams deal with the aftermath of the hostage taking.

Alternate storyline. For those who thought it was tragically unfair that D'Artagnan and Philippe never had the time to become acquainted. Complete

It was his choice.

Michael & Bonnie. Sometimes the things worth finding are right there under your nose. But what if finding them isn't enough?

Michael tries to cope with the Foundation's latest case. (Post The Scent of Roses)

Counterfeit money and a counterfeit Green Hornet have Britt distracted. Can he solve the mystery before he is caught or killed by trigger-happy police?

They couldn't hit him, but they could hurt him.

An accident leaves injuries and questions for both Michael and Kitt.

A conversation between Devon and Kitt reveals a lot about both of them. Set in season one, sometime after Trust Doesn't Rust.

Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin -vs- terrorists hijacking a plane.