Author has written 4 stories for Descendants, 2015.
Welcome to my awesome page, where you will find a collection of randomness that at one time either made me smile or feel some sort of emotion. As it stands, however, I, myself, don't even remember what I had posted (back in 2013). So, good luck to any unfortunate, brave soul who willingly chose to adventure into and take on this never-ending task. May the force be with you!
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9 Things You Can Do to Be Happy
1. Raise your activity level to pump up your energy. If you’re on the phone, stand up and pace. Take the stairs instead of the elevator. Put more energy into your voice. Take a brisk 10-minute walk. Even better…
2. Take a walk outside. Research suggests that light stimulates brain chemicals that improve mood. For an extra boost, get your sunlight first thing in the morning.
3. Reach out. Send an e-mail to a friend you haven’t seen in a while, or reach out to someone new. Having close bonds with other people is one of the most important keys to happiness. When you act in a friendly way, not only will others feel more friendly toward you, but you’ll also strengthen your feelings of friendliness for other people.
4. Rid yourself of a nagging task. Deal with that insurance problem, purchase something you need, or make that long-postponed appointment with the dentist. Crossing an irksome chore off your to-do list will give you a big rush of elation.
5. Create a more serene environment. Outer order contributes to inner peace, so spend some time cleaning off your desk and tackling the piles in the kitchen. A large stack of little tasks can feel overwhelming, but often just a few minutes of work can make a sizable dent. Set the timer for 10 minutes and see what you can do.
6. Do a good deed. Introduce two people by e-mail, take a minute to pass along useful information, or deliver some gratifying praise. In fact, you can also…
7. Save someone’s life. Sign up to be an organ donor, and remember to tell your family about your decision. “Do good, feel good” — it really works!
8. Act happy. Fake it 'til you feel it. Research shows that even an artificially induced smile boosts your mood. And if you’re smiling, other people will perceive you as being friendlier and more approachable.
9. Learn something new. Think of a subject that you wish you knew more about and spend 15 minutes on the Internet reading about it, or go to a bookstore and buy a book about it. But be honest! Pick a topic that really interests you, not something you think you "should" or "need" to learn about.
Some people worry that wanting to be happier is a selfish goal, but in fact, research shows that happier people are more sociable, likable, healthy, and productive — and they’re more inclined to help other people. By working to boost your own happiness, you’re making other people happier, too.
(Gretchen Rubin blogs about happiness, among other topics, for Real Simple’s Simply Stated. Her book The Happiness Project (Harper Collins) is due out in 2009.)
...and most of all enjoy life. :D you don't know how good you have it, until it is taken away. don't wait till then. show appreciation for everything you have, now. we all have the ability to be happy, just don't give up. life is meant to be a learning experience with happiness not depression. don't take things too seriously; what's the point. do things in you life that you want to do, and that gives value to your existence. live it up the right way; be happy! :D
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Pepsi or Coke?: EW!!! NONE! XP Water please. (lol but if i HAD to pick, I guess coke is better)
Soda or Juice?: Juice! orange is my favorite :)
7up or Sprite?: Is there a difference?! lol
Yellow or Purple?: Purple!!! :D (EW!! why put yellow and purple together. Ew that just reminds me of a bruise lol )
Blue or Green?: Blue!!! Love Blue :D but i like green too
Rock or Rap?: Rock!!! Definitely Rock XD
TV or Movies?: Movies that way you never have to wait a week to know what happens lol :D
Scary or Comedy: comedy. (Scary movies scare me lol go figure)
Night or Morning?: Night! lol i'm doing this questionnaire at two in the morning. lol I NEVER sleep at night; I'm too energetic. My friends think i'm so weird lol but it's ok who wants to be normal anyway! LOL :D
Kisses or Hugs?: KISSES! of curse lol but nothing can ever replace a hug :)
Life or Death?: Death. Life sucks ass; there's too much stress
Up or Down?: UP! duhhh!!! who wants to go down when they are so high up. I want to reach the stars!
Noise or Silence?: Silence. NO NEED FOR MINDLESS CHATTER!
Run or Walk?: Run. i'll always get where i want to go much faster.
Burger King or McDonald's?: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! NONE thanks. places like that just make me sick. there's only so much crap you can put in food before people die! lol
(though McDonald's has apple fries... I like apple fries )
Apples or Bananas?: umm... uhh... that's hard... nExt question please
Mexican or Italian Food?: Italian
Winter or Summer?: Winter!!!! Who could ever hate the Christmas season and the BEAUTIFUL snow. lol :) I love the winter and the Christmas feeling in the air lol
Spring or Fall?: I LOVE THEM BOTH!!!!
Chocolate or Candy?: CHOCOLATE! OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!! Dark preferably
Chicken or Beef?: Chicken
Left or Right?: STRAIGHT!
Doritos or Cheetos?: none :( Doritos smells like feet.
Cold or Hot?: HOT Chocolate
Weird or Normal?: Weird: it makes the world go round! ...plus, Normal does not exist. that's just something society made up to ostracize people they don't like!
Elmo or Ernie?: Elmo :D
School or No School?: What kind of question is that?! NO SCHOOL
Meat or Fish?: both
Long or Short Nails?: long. it's funn to torture ppl! ;P
Hot Fudge or Caramel?: HOT FUDGE!
Halloween or Christmas?: both: Halloween bc it's the only time in the year people can be themselves or who they want without people looking at them funny and Christmas bc it's the best time of the year!! lol
Pizza or Spaghetti?: Spaghetti
Scream or Cry?: why not both? ;P
Camera or Digital Camera?: digital. in with the new, people jk
DVD or VHS?: DVD no need to wait for them to rewind or fast forward lol
Pickles or Cucumbers?: cake!
Love or Hate?: luv! hate only leads to destruction
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla
Latte or Espresso?: Latte no need for more caffine; i'm 'too out of control as it is lol no need to multiply that lol
Outside or Inside?: both! we all need both!
Evil or not Evil?: GOD
Clean or Dirty: depends on the day lol jk clean of course
Bad or Good?: depends who asking
Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset. who wants to be awake to see sunrise? NOT ME! jk lol but it is beautiful so... BOtH: some things are worth the trouble.
Truth or Lies?: Truth. I hate being deceived :'( Nothing good ever comes from lying.
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: BOTH!!! I love them both
Green Day or Blink 182?: I love Boulevard of broken dreams. i know; it's so old. but i love blasting the radio to it whenever it's on
Nirvana or System of The Down?: System of Down
Korn or Incubus?: who?
Apples or Oranges?:apple. oranges are to much trouble too eat and they're messy lol
Teacher or Student?: Teacher- NO HOMEWORK lol XD
Rich or Poor?:I'd rather be poor than spiolled any day of the week.
Sports or Reading?: both!!!
Cookies or Cake?: both are fun to make :D
Town or City?: i haven't decided yet
Birds or Horses?: horses: i can ride them
Cats or Dogs?: dog
Monkeys or Penguins?: monkey bc that's my zodiac animal
Rain or Snow?:who could choose between dancing in the rain and snowmen in the snow lol not me that's for sure
Sun or Moon?: Moon
Smart or Dumb?: Smart
Cd's or Mp3 Players: MP3 so much smaller lol
Baked or Mashed Potatoes: baked
Motel or Hotel?: Hotel. ew motels!! who sleeps there!?
Cars or Buses?: Cars
Trains or Planes?: Train and planes
Forks or Spoons?: what about the knife? lol
Family Guy or Simpson's?: Simpson's :P family guy is a stupid knock off
South Park or Sponge bob?: none Xp
Money or Love?: Luv!!
Hamburgers of Hotdogs?: frozen yogurt anyone?
Nachos or French Fries?: fries
Blue or Green Eyes?:i have green
Blonde or Brunette?: Brunette like me
Converses or Etnies?: Converse. i don't think i even know what Etnies are. :S
Pen or Pencil?: Pen that way it will last forever lol
Beach or Pool?: pool! i can actually attempt to swim in the pool where in a beach, i don;t even bother trying lol
Dolphins or Whales?: dolphins
Drums or Guitars?: guitars
Salt or Pepper?: combined they make a great salad lol
Basketball or Football?: basketball
Soccer or Baseball?: Soccer
Skittles or Starbursts?: skittles
Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Nemo
Sausage or Bacon?: i think i want my heart in one piece thanks lol
Skateboard or Roller Blades?: rolller blades. i can't skateboard if my life depended on it. lol
Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Ferris wheel (though i have never been in one and would LOVE to go)
Wet or Dry?: wet lol (and no, i'm not talking about the perverted term. shame on any one with a dirty mind lol)
Circus or Carnival?: Carnival
Bath or Shower: Shower
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Friend:Asks you what you mean by something.
Best Friend: Just knows.
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
I wrote your name in the sky
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Sometimes I may forget to say I love you,
If I had a penny for every time I fell in love
Everyone thinks she is so beautiful.
go ahead tell me all your lies
it's not about the amount of friends you have
you cant change the past
life doesn't hurt until you think about
i DiDNT WANT T0 ADMiT iT; iT WAS EASiER T0 LiE
the hardest part of a breakup is having to go through your notebooks
and its like theres a fuckin' sign over my heart
as much as I enjoy the concept of being "just friends,"
i swear some people;
those who cry
You don't realize how strong a person is until
no one can lie to their heart
it's kind of hard to be with someone,
You took for granted
(Did any one but me notice that last line was from Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down?)
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, FreeSpirit329, maxridelovr1995, TWILIGHTreader1
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, FreeSpirit329, maxridelovr1995, TWILIGHTreader1
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Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's possible to apply mascara with your mouth closed, whatever people say.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
A/N: -This simply means "author's note", or a note some people put before and after chapters (or as a single chapter, which you're not supposed to do, but I've done as well). As stated before, it is simply a note from the author.
IC or OOC-These stand for "in character" and "out of character". Someone who is IC keeps their original personality, whereas someone who's OOC tends to stray from the original character (ex: Edward Cullen the Player is OOC).
OC -This stands for "original character", or someone you, as the Fanfiction author, have created and added to your story.
POV -This stands for "point of view", and tells you who's telling the story (usually first person).
R&R -Read and review. The author wants you to critique or comment on the work they've worked so hard to write.
Crossover -Characters in one story are transfered to an alternate world, or they meet characters from a different book (ex: Edward Cullen at Hogwarts, or conversely, Harry Potter in Forks)
Shipper -A shipper supports a pairing or relationship in a story (ex: Bella and Edward shipper, Ron and Hermione shipper etc.).
Lemon/Lime -A "lemon" is an explicit sex scene. Plain and simple. A "lime" is something with strong sexual connotation, but not as explicit as a lemon. NOT FOR KIDDIES! Sometimes called "smutfics" or if there's no plot to it, PWP (Porn without plot)
Slash/Femmeslash -A homosexual pairing within a lemon. Slash is men, femmeslash (alternatively Femslash) is women.
Fluff -As the name suggests, fluff is a pleasant part of a story with no angst. It usually takes the form of family time or a light romance.
Songfic -When the story is based on a song.
Crackfic -When the characters are put into nonsensical, very random scenarios (ex: Emmett Cullen at Walmart).
Ah or AH- means all humans. this is most frequently used with stories like twilight where that people are originally vampires but the author wants them to be humans in his/her story.
tHiNgS tO dO wHeN yOu ArE bOrEd !!!!!!
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
See how long you can hold a note
Try to not think about penguins
Use your secret mind power
Pretend you're a robot
Rate passers by
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
Try to swallow your tongue
Pretend to be a car
Make Star Trek door noises
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
Invent a weird twitch
Make a low buzzing noise
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
Send spooky emails
Play our useless games
Make prank phone calls
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
Try and sound Welsh
Burn things with a magnifying glass
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
A Real Boyfriend - everything would be amazing if guys were like this!
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
-When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You wear eyeliner.
lol i am now considered to be the gender i am born in by society's "girl" standards lol
though this test was fun. i believe we can act any way we want, wear what we want, do what we want, and it won't change who we are, because gender is based on biology not socially constructed opinions.
40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
16 Ways to Relieve Stress:
1. Shove 20 marshmellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.
2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.
3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER
4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.
5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.
7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.
8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.
10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.
11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.
13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.
14.write a short story using alphabet soup.
15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.
16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.