Tinkerbug96 here! :)

Well, there's not much I can think to put here. I'm not too big a story writer. And most of my writing is pretty cheesy I think. But I need to put my stories up somewhere or else I'm going to end up losing them! Some basics about me, I love my friends, and every single one of us is crazy when we are together! I love Legend of Zelda, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter. I am a big fan of Zelink. I love the pairing of Nudge and Iggy from Max Ride! :) Sorry to all you Fax lovers out there, but if you like to read my stories, you will probably never see a Fax story on here by me. All the stories that involve Fang and Max and take place after MAX though have Fax in them, but it is minor. Sorry, but I can't stand writing Fax. I love the pairing I do, but I get tired of seeing all the stories of people having Fang and Max realize they love each other and then get together when we already know they are together! The stories that are written after they get together are cute and I will read them because they don't involve "Fang and Max finally understanding their feelings of love for each other." Plus, I'm just not feeling the Fax right now, maybe one day I will write a cutesy fax or something. But my heart is set on Niggy now that Fax is for reals (plus, Niggy just doesn't get enough love out there!). If Ella gets Iggy there will be war, and someone with the initials JP will die... In my fantasy anyway. Seriously though, if Ella does get Iggy, I will burn my Maximum Ride series to ashes and never think about them again... Unless he eventually gets together with Nudge. Writing isn't my complete and total passion. But I still like it. So that's about all you need to know, or at least I think it's enough, considering I have some rants on here. Constructive criticism is always great. So are compliments.

Note: I will never ever write lemon, yaoi, slash or anything of the sort. Just to let you guys know. :)

Note 2: Nudge's BS will have a sequel at some point or other. I've just hit a serious road block on the sequel. :P Ugh!

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

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