Author has written 12 stories for Of Mice and Men, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Shakespeare, Stargate: Atlantis, Law and Order: SVU, and Redwall.
Hoo, boy... It's been a while since I've updated this, hasn't it?
Lessee now, what can I say about myself? I'm in high-school, although my maturity level is highly debatable. I'm a dancer, a singer, an actor (a truly, truly atrocious actor, but an actor nonetheless), a voracious reader, and a writer. My writing tends to fluctuate between crack and full on angst. I aspire to be a novelist or a screenwriter, but will probably end up teaching kindergarten. I'm totally fine with that, though.
I'm a shameless little slasher. Boys with boys? yep. Girls with girls? like that too. And as a result of far, far too much time reading fanfic, I'm incredibly hard to squick. So if you're here trolling through people favorites list looking for good fics, be forewarned: there may be some truly bizarre ones in mine.
That's about it. My stories tend to be infrequently updated, these days. I'm working on it, really, but an incredibly short attention span and an incredibly heavy homework load (I'm going to be taking four APs and a creative writing course in the fall) make for an incredibly small amount of time to be devoted to my fic. *le sad*
But hey- one of these days, right?
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