Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Gossip Girl.
Name: Char Masen Magnitude
Birthday: Comes Only Once a Year
Sex: No Thank You
Location: O.o What are you my Stalker or Something
Intrested In: Getting This Over and Done With
Born: In A Hospital Room
Intrests: Twilight, Making Loud Yelping & Bird Noises for Fun,
Reading FanFics on FanFiction of Course,
Making Icons on LiveJournal(why yes i do have a live journal .),
Rock Music, Vampires, Angst, Imvu (Shut up).
DisIntrests: Kay I don't like fake people, I Hate Valleys(Like OMG! ahahaha.),
When Things get too Fluffly(ew), When Guys get Cocky and Arrogent,
Bugs(ahhhh do I see a Spider! o.O) and,
I Really Can't Really Think About Anything Else but I'll Update Soon...
Other Things You Should Know About Me: I swear like there's no tomorrow(I think you would know that when you read Edwards point of view, unfortunetly I don't smoke...yet.), I'm half crazy, I don't make sense sometimes, I LOVE to expirement with my hair (just go all crazy and shit.), Unfortunetly I don't love you (because I don't know you, pshhh I'm not that mean.), I live in my own world (welcome to Jupiter everyone.), Don't judge me before you get to know me, I'm a HUGE Paramore, Evanesence, VersaEmerge, Linkin Park, System of a Down, Coheed & Cambria, Mariana's Trench, Metro Station, The Veronicas, Alexz Johnson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and, Silverstein LOVER!.
Whoa I make graphics!? why yes, I do, thanks for asking.
So did you know there's somone named Leon, well we only met a couple of days ago but good lord did he charm the pants off of me(well not really, my pants stayed on while we gchated) and pressure me to get him to Beta my story(I trust way too easily). Bronze, I havent talked to you yet but you seem awesome ;D. Becky, where the fack are you bitch, if you don't message me soon I'm leaving and taking the kids with me(but seriously, you're awesome).
"Never regret something that once made you smile" Me.
-A Day In The Life of Charissa Lucas-
"So I Ate Skittles Today"
"Taste the Rainbow"
"Actually no they do not taste like rainbows"
"I know right that's what I said"
"But I do know a way you can taste the rainbow"
"OME no way seriously?"
"Yeah, Just print out a rainbow and lick it"
"Oh My God, Your a Genius Xander!"
"I know right?"
(Me, My Cuzin and Xander having one of our usual conversations aha :P)
"OMG Macey you have to tell Charissa about whale penis's"
"Oh yeah lmao"
"Did you know that the whale penis is hidden inside it's body so it doesn't drag on the ground"
"Hmmm...Sounds like a mystery that's worth it in the end ;)"
(Having a conversation with My Lover Erika and my cuzin Macey)
"OMG Charissa guess what?"
"What do you want?"
"Awww I was gonna say you suck but nevermind"
(My cousin Delanie being bored)
"Oh my god then they fall down the stairs and at the end of the stairs theres like spikes"
"Delanie one day your gonna be a serial killer"
"No I'm not"
"Sure Your not..."
"Shut up and don't say that"
(Once again my cousin Delanie and me I've learned to stay on her good side just incase)
"Oh my god Delanie Twilight!"
"What!?, I don't complain when you talk about the Jonas Brothers"
"Wait no it...What? how's it...How's it different?"
"It just is, GOSH!"
(Ahaha she doesn't like admiting defeat)
"Oh my god you know what would've been funny if someone just asked "Charissa why are you so mad all the time?" and I said "Fuck You!""
(Me and my Brother talking about my Emo Kid days)
"Ahaha I 'Jizzed in my Pants!'"
"What does that mean?"
"You don't know?"
"Actually no she just came from Portugal she doesn't know what that means"
"Oh well...It means he's a premature ejaculater"
"What!? I learned that in grade 5 it's not that bad"
"Well when were in school in the old days we never learned about that stuff"
(Me at a sleepover with my mom, my cousin and my 3 family friends(my parents are split up so I visted my mom))
"Oh my god Delanie guess what?"
"Your Face that's what! ahahaha!"
(Me annoying my cousin)
"Charissa What do you want I'm doing my work"
"God you do work?, So Lame..."
(aha yes I went there)
"Charissa are you saying that just cuz you're tired..."
"Why yes!, Bob let's tell him what he just won..."
"he won a getto vcr a yoyo and a trip to that zoo that closed down 5 years ago"
(Yes I didn't go to sleep that day...btw it was my brother me and my cousin)
"Delanie do you like Lemons?"
"Wait what do you mean by Lemons?"
"Do you like Lemons?"
"Yeah I guess..."
-I just had a giggle fit-
"God Charissa you suck"
(ahaha if you don't know what a Lemon is then...Shame on you)
Other Sites I'm Addicted to:
FictionPress: Chrissy Masen Magnitude
My Fave Donnie Darko Quotes
Jim Cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...
Donnie: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fu/cking Antichrist.
Donnie: My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What did you want?
Donnie: Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?
Karen Pommeroy: This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you still think about girls a lot?
Donnie: Under hypnosis Yeah.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: How are things going at school?
Donnie: I think about girls a lot.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie.
Donnie: I think about fu/cking a lot, in school.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What else do you think about, when you're at school?
Donnie: Married With Children.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you think about your family?
Donnie: I just turn down the volume and think about fu/cking Christina Applegate.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about your family.
Donnie: Chuckling No, I don't think about fu/cking my family, that's gross.
Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fu/ck.
Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fu/cks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fu/cks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: shouts First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Ronald Fisher: pause Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
Donnie: I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.