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Joined 01-22-09, id: 1813415, Profile Updated: 07-05-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Greetings Dorky Friends! (10 points to whoever can tell me what that is from!) ANYWHO. So pretty much, I'm one of those girls who sit around, waiting for my Hogwarts letter. And while I'm waiting, I look at the stars, fully prepared to tell the 10th Doctor which one I would want to visit first.

What I like: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Glee, White Collar, The Office, anything Starkid, Invader Zim, Psych, Kindom Hearts, Glee, Percy Jackson, The Mortal Instruments, The Hunger Games, anything by John Green, Tim Burton, Darren Criss, (he's my husband, so back of ladies), The Avengers, Sherlock, Hetalia, Supernatural, and I'm sure there are others... *Looks around awkwardly*

HP Shippings:

Harry/Draco (because we all know that Draco really hates the dark arts)
Hermione/Draco (actually no, well, really it depends...)
Hermione/Ron (Best cannon ever.)
Luna/Neville (Thanks you Warner Bros. for at least making that dream come true in the movies...)
Draco/Luna (Druna!! Oh my gosh, I love this one sooo much)
Draco/Ron (I was kind of forced into this ship...)

Doctor Who:

10th Doctor/Rose Tyler
11th Doctor/River Song


Blaine/Kurt (My true OTP people)
Santana/Sebastian (Okay! So, I know that they're both gay, and Sebastain is an arse, but they really do have chemistry)

The Mortal Intruments:

Jace/Clary (When I found out they were siblings, I threw the book against the wall...)
Magnus/Alec (This couple is amazing. Dont even try to argue with me about it.)

The Hunger Games:

Katniss/Gale (Let me get this out now, I. HATE. PEETA.)

The Avengers:



Dean/Cas (Dont even get me started)
Sam/Lucifer (only a little bit)




John/Sherlock (Sherlock)
Shawn/Juliet (Psych)
Sherlock Holmes/Irene (ONLY in the movies.)

If any of you are interested...



Here are somethings you might find entertaining about me...

After a long talk my 6th grade science teacher gave to us about how weapons are not allowed in school, I raised my hand and asked if the Dark Mark was considered a weapon.

Yes, I have committed the crime of having a wizards duel in the middle of the school hallway. (For fun of course) And yes, my friend and I later worried that the Ministry of Magic were coming to arrest us.

In my basement sits the Hogwarts Castle that my friends and I made out of pieces of trash we found.

My best friends aren't fellow Gryffindors, but a Ravenclaw, a Slytherin, and a Hufflepuff.

I said Harry Potter once while my friend was daydreaming and she screamed, "WHERE?!"

I have talked back to a teacher and security people

A friend and I were talking Quidditch teams during math, and my teacher turned around and said 'I know that the superbowl is important to some, but-' i said, 'oh believe me, quidditch is much more intense.'

Someone literally walked up to me during school and asked me if I was a witch

I am (mentally) married to Darren Criss

I made my mom stay up late practically every night when I was in kindergarten so that she could read Harry Potter to me

A girl I was once babysitting told me that Snape better die a painful death, and she would laugh cause she hated him. She asked me if I laughed, I told her I cried

The same girl said that I would probably die if Harry died. When I didn't respond, she freaked out screaming, "what? He dies?!"

My brother (age 3) can recognize HP character and yelled stupefy when he was mad at me once

He also recognizes Glee people and memorizes their songs.

The longest I've ever worked on a fanfiction straight, with no stopping, is 8 and a half hours. From 10pm to 6:30 the next morning

That record has been broken...

I am in the process of making 1,000 cranes

For the new Avengers movie, my WHOLE family went dressed up as different characters. Their were seven of us, so we were all the superherosNick Fury. I was Captain America :)

Each year when the time comes to signing yearbooks, I choose a fandom and give that person a quote that fits them from said fandom. Freshman year was Harry Potter, Sophomore was Darren Criss quotes and Junior was Supernatural.

I graduated from Stick Figure College (SFC) with the highest marks in my class, and Im returning as a professor.

Quotes to live by! (Because every profile needs some of these)

Magnus Bane

"Of course it's happening inside of your head Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it isn't real?"
Albus Dumbledore

"As you wish."

"Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you fall among the stars."
Les Brown

"What in the name of sanity is on your head?"
"It's a fez. I wear fezzes now, fezzes are cool."
River Song and Doctor 11

"No body no crime."
Juliet O'Hera

"You're just angry because you're jealous!"
"This has nothing to do with jelly!"
Dib and Zim

"So, anyways... Have you guys ever had to destroy something beautiful?"
Luke Conard

"Green grass breaks through the snow, Artimis pleads for my help, I am so awesome."

"Why do they have to travel in packs? How are we supposed to get one alone to ask them?"
"Blimey Harry, you've slayed dragons, surely asking out a girl couldn't be that hard."
"I'd rather take the dragon right now."
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."
Percy Jackson

"Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?"
"Unfortunatly, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
"At least, you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necissarily. I turn my self down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."
Jace Harondale and Dorothea

"Guys like religious girls more than prostitutes."
My best friend

"Turn to page 394."
Severus Snape

"I hope there is pudding."
Luna Lovegood

"You think your ship is hard?! Try being a Klaine shipper on a homophobic network and have writers that love finchel so much, that's hard!"
Tumblr (read in a Sue Sylvester voice)

"I don't want to kill anybody. I don't like bullies, I don't care where they're from."
Steve Rodgers/Captain America

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Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,177 - Reviews: 4516 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7801 - Favs: 8,302 - Follows: 7,766 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Lily of the Lamplight by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria
I've Been Looking for You Forever by Chloe Winchester reviews
AU Blaine Anderson is cruel, hard, unforgiving and abused, and the only thing that brings light to his life is a boy that can't even see it. BadBoy!Blaine Blind!Kurt written for Warblerinfections. M for language, SC and violence.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,006 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Hero's Savior by Chloe Winchester reviews
"Don't scream. Absolutely do not scream. I know it hurts, trust me, I know but do. Not. Scream." Tortured!Tony, ConcernedComforting!Steve. Superhusbands. WARNING: VERY STRONG CONTENT
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,254 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 7,554 - Follows: 3,227 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Light in Your Eyes by OrangePlum reviews
He was in the bathroom when America was shot. US/UK or platonic. Whatever you guys feel up for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What's Mine Isn't Yours by EmilianaDarling reviews
On Blaine's first day at McKinley, it takes him less than five minutes to realize that Dave Karofsky *wants* his boyfriend. And over the course of the next while, he can't seem to stop himself from getting more and more bothered by it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Until My Dying Breath by EmilianaDarling reviews
Vampire AU. On his way home from campus, Blaine Anderson comes across a beautiful young man with bewitching blue eyes. It doesn't take long for everything Blaine thought was real to fall to pieces. For his world to dissolve into fear and heat and blood.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,452 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Back in the Closet by kitsunekaino-mmerryddeath reviews
Sequel to Detention in the Dungeons, available on our author page. Draco kidnaps Ron to a Broom Cupboard, and happenings ensue. Rated M due to boy-on-boy sex and non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,659 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
A Magician's Secrets by Chloe Winchester reviews
Sequel to "Black Magic Woman" Magnus has lived a very long life, and Alec wants to know about it. But as Magnus spins his tale, he finds out that Magnus' life hasn't been what he thought. Hurt!Magnus throughout and of course, my specialty, Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,204 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 5,517 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Detention in the Dungeons by kitsunekaino-mmerryddeath reviews
Draco Malfoy gives Ron Weasley a detention. Rated for smut, language and non-con and slight underage. This is boy-on boy, if you don't like that, please don't read. Originally written as a roleplay, then smoothed over a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3485 - Favs: 5,775 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Phobophobia reviews
McKinley highschool is the best known school for kids with major phobias. When Kurt Hummel runs into a new boy having a panic attack, he is determined to know him better. Will their friendship cure them, or make their fears worse? AU!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,337 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Saturday the 5th reviews
When Blaine and Kurt arrive to Blaine's house only to find that Blaine's parents are gone, they let their imagination run wild as to why they are gone. But the more they look, they more the realize they may be in serious danger. ONESHOT! Slight OOC.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dance Class reviews
Blaine is horrified when he has to perform a dance in front of the club that he doesnt know. It gets only worse when Finn makes fun of him for it. Who there for the rescue when Blaine is feeling down? Kurt of course!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
As You Wish reviews
So this is a parody of The Princess Bride, just HP version. Buttercup: Draco Wesley: Harry Humperdink: Ginny Reader: Dudley SLASH, Drarry dont read if you dont like slashes. PS you will never be able to look at the princess bride the same...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Calling Him Back reviews
George finds the resurrection stone and brings back Fred. Will he go crazy like Cadmus Peverell or stay sane? Please read and review! rated T for strong depression and anger
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - George W., Fred W.
Because of their Families reviews
Scorpius meets Lily on the train on her first year of Hogwarts and her protective brother Albus is furious about their constant get togetherings Will they still be able to keep their friendship with out Albus finding out? Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.