Author has written 5 stories for Song of the Lioness, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.
Current Favorite Quote: "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."
Random Info Stuff:
Name: Aniki the Crim- It came from the book Terrier by Tamora Pierce. But Aniki is a lot to say sometimes, so i just go by Niki (pronounced Knee-key)
Favorite books: um... a lot... all Tammy Pierce books, mainly Terrier, Warriors by Erin Hunter, 39 Clues by Rick Riordan, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, um... etc.
Favorite Colors: blue and pruple and black, and grey and pink (when with black or grey) and sometimes green. it all depends on the color scheming :p
Favorite Animals: All birds of Prey, birds in general, foxes, wolves, many, many more
Favorite things to write about: All fantasy. No nonfiction. LOOOOOVVEEEEE writing bout Tammy Pierce books, 'specially Terrier, and Gakuhai and Royed, and Naruto fics, that don't center on Naruto :p
Favorite TV shows: LOST, Vampire Diaries, Castle, Mr. Brain, Bloody Monday, Ghost Whisperer
Favorite Movies: Across the Universe, Dark Knight, A Knight's Tale, Hellboy 2, Terminator Salvation, X-men movies, Conqueror of Shambala, Forever Strong, Moon Child, Harry Potter
Animes I watch: Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, Death Note, DN Angel, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, D. Gray Man, Vampire Knight, Trinity Blood, FMA Brotherhood, Hetalia
Mangas I read: FMA, Bleach, One Piece, Ranma 1/2, Blackbird, Night School, Fairy Tail
This is totally my way of thinking: http:///image/roy+mustang/LydiaDianne/Anime20Motivational/AnimeMotivational18.jpg?o=50
Gakuhai. Love love love love love it
Inuyasha: Koga x Kagome
Shippo x Kilala/Kirara
Miroku x Sango
Inuyasha (idiosha) x Kikyo (kinky-ho)
Jakotsu x Inuyasha
Sesshomaru x Rin
Sesshomaru x Kagome
Sesshomaru x Kagura
Kohaku x Rin
Me x Koga :P
Full Metal Alchemist:
ROY x ED IS THE BESTEST!! :p
Al x Winry
Roy x Riza (sometimes)
Riza x Havoc
Falman x Scieska
Roy x FemEd :p one really great story i read for that. (Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid)
Lust x Scar
Okay, I'll admit it. I have a newfound obsession with Edvy :)
Tamora Pierce Books: Beka x Rosto (Terrier & Bloodhound)
Ersken x Kora (Terrier & Bloodhound)
Aniki x Phelan (Terrier & Bloodhound)
Tunstall x Sabine (Terrier & Bloodhound)
Daine x Numair (The Immortals)
Weiryn x Sara "The Green Lady" (The Immortals)
Alanna x George (Song of the Lioness)
Elena Cooper x Myles of Olau (Song of the Lioness)
Kel x Dom (Protector of the Small)
Kel x Neal (Protector of the Small)
Neal x Yuri (Protector of the Small)
Roald x Shinko (Protector of the Small)
Aly x Nawat (Trickster's Choice/Queen)
Dove (or whatever her name is) x Kyprioth (Trickster's Choice/Queen)
Aly x Kyprioth (Trickster's books)
One Piece: Zoro x Sanji
Zoro x Robin
Luffy x Nami (i guess)
Smoker x Ace
Naruto: Sasuke x Naruto
Iruka x Kakashi
Ino x Shikamaru
Gaara x Naruto
Gaara x Neji
Sasori x Deidara
Kakuzu x Hidan
Kankuro x Kiba
Kiba x Sai
Naruto x Sai
Itachi x Kisame
Pein x Konan
Hidan x Deidara (sometimes)
Zetsu x Tobi
LEAST Favorite Pairings:
Inuyasha: Inuyasha x Kagome
Inuyasha x Sesshomaru :X
Kohaku x Kanna
Naraku x Kagura
Ginta x Hakkaku (I firmly believe they are brothers/ good friends, NOT TOGETHER)
Ayame x Koga (shivers wouldn't that be terrible?)
Jakotsu x Bankotsu
FMA: Ed X Rose
Al X Rose
Hoenheim x Trisha (I really hate Hoenheim...)
Hoenheim x Dante (Although if they got together maybe they'd leave everyone alone...)
Winry x Scieska
Fuery x Havoc
ANYONE x Armstrong (I pity the poor person)
Fuery x Breda
Ed x Winry
Ed x Noa
Tamora Pierce Books: Beka x Dale (used to like him. Always liked Rosto better though) (terrier)
Beka x Bold Brian O.o that's just plain weird to me (terrier)
Aniki x Rosto (unless that Aniki was me...) (i guess i don't HATE the pairing, i just like Beka x Rosto better :p)(Terrier)
Jon x Alanna (SotL)
Daine x Kaddar (The Immortals)
Kel x Cleon (PotS)
One Piece: Luffy x Zoro
Zoro x Nami
Sanji x Nami
Sanji x Vivi
Sanji x Robin
Zoro x Vivi
Usopp x Anybody (except mayb that girl from his home place)
Ace x Nami
Ace x Robin
Ace x Zoro
Naruto: Sakura x Sasuke
Sakura x Naruto
Ino x Sasuke
Kakashi x Naruto
Kakashi x Sasuke
Iruka x Naruto
Inuyasha: Koga, Bankotsu, Sesshomaru, Rin, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kilala, Ginta, Hakkaku, Kagura, Jakotsu, Souta, Grandpa Higurashi, Kohaku
FMA: Ed, Roy, Envy, Greed, Scar, Lust, Gluttony, Havoc, Fuery, Riza, Black Hayate, Breda, Falman, Scieska, Hughes, Elysia, Nina, Kimblee (love and hate him at the same time. ITS SO CONFUSING!), Rick (the Ishballan kid), Izumi, Wrath, Armstrong (hes awesome in a very special way...), Gracia, Trisha Elric, the Tringham brothers, Al (but he does get annoying), Gracia, Ling (hate him and love him)
Tammy Pierce Books: Rosto, Beka, Punce, Kora, Aniki, Tunstall, Goodwin, Sabine, Ersken, Phelan (all Terrier), George, Alanna, Faithful, Raoul, Gary, Shang Wildcat, Bazhir Tribe that Alanna belongs to (Bloody Hawk, right?), Myles, (Song of the Lioness), Daine, Numair, Cloud, the Sparrows, Riskah, most Stormwings, more (The Immortals), Kel, Dom, Neal, Yuri (or was it Yuki... hmmmm i can't remember), Raoul, Roald, Thayet, Owen, others along those lines (Protector of the Small), too lazy to list the Trickster's ones.
One Piece: Zoro, Ace, Shanks, Luffy, Don Flamingo, Smoker, Chopper, Crocodile, Robin, Sanji, Mihawk, Kuro, Kozha, Pell, Chaka, Neferarti Cobra, Gan Fall, Jango the Hypnotist
Naruto: Kakashi, Kiba, Iruka, Shikamaru, Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Ino i guess, Choji, Rock Lee, Orochimaru, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Pein, more
Death Note: Ryuk (only seen one episode so far, so i don't know many other characters :p)
DN Angel: Dark Mousy, Krad, Daisuke, Riku, the kid who Krad resides in... totally blanking on his name
Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaki, Kyoya, the Hitachi Twins, Honey, Mori
LEAST favorite Characters:
Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Idiosha, Kikyo/Kinky-ho, Myoga, Jacken, Naraku, Kanna, Ayame, Totosai, did i mention i hate inuyasha?
FMA: Hoenheim, Dante, Sloth, Pride (HE TOOK ROY'S EYE! KILL HIM!), Scar's brother, Alphons Heidrich (I hated all the alter-egos in that movie...actually, i really hated that movie! at least, i hated how it ended.), Archer, sometimes Kimblee (grrrrr he hurt Scar), Tucker, Bosque Grande or whatever his name was, that Ice alchemist dude in episode one of brotherhood... Mr. McDougal.
Tammy Books: Dale Rowan (used to like him, now i don't), Pearl Skinner, Yates-- you know, the Shadow Snake guy (terrier & bloodhound), Jon, Roger and his group (SotL), Emperor Ozorne, Kaddar (The Immortals), Cleon, the nothing man (he disappointed me. I was expecting so much more.), killing machines, others (PotS)
One Piece: Nami, Usopp, Vivi, most marines, Alvida, Buggy(but he can be entertaining), Usopp
Naruto: Sakura. Naruto annoys me sometimes, but i HATE sakura. She can go die in a hole
Death Note: Yagami. (has anyone else noticed that if you spell his name backwards, its Imagay? Does this have any meaning for future episodes?)
DN Angel: Risa (or however you spell her name. She is annoying!)
Characters Im in love with... pahetically: Koga from Inuyasha, Roy Mustang from FMA sighs dreamily he's just so sexy..., Greed from FMA, Envy from FMA (dude, who doesn't love the walking plam tree?), Kimblee from FMA (but my friend has dibs), Ed Elric ("Edward Cullen only wishes he was this sexy" VIC SIGNED MY PICTURE THAT SAYS THIS!! :p), Rosto from Terrier, Sawyer from LOST, Gambit from X-men, sigh I don't think you want to hear them all... counts real quick i have 49 crushes on fictional characters, so here's just a short list. AND MY NEWEST OBSESSIONS: ZORO AND SANJI FROM ONE PIECE!! CAPTAIN SHANKS FROM ONE PIECE!! Portgas D Ace, Dark Mousy, Kakashi, Gaara (srry etka, i can't help it), Kiba, others
Character Nicknames (heh heh, just had to add this. While reading fanfics I stumbled across a beautiful one for Mustang and I just couldn't resist):
Roy Mustang (from FMA): "Snap-happy idiot" "Colonel Bastard" "The Flame" "Glory Whore" "The Ice General" "Flame-ass"
Edward Elric (FMA): "Shrimp" "Chibi" "Fullmetal" "Half-metal" "Fullpetal" (when becoming a female in Returning Echoes) "Golden Flowery Alchemist" (see aforementioned), "Fullmuffin" (Object of Gossip by ZaKai)
Riza Hawkeye (FMA): "Trigger-happy bitch"
More to come later...
"Parents spend the first few years of our lives teaching us to stand up and speak, and then they spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up."
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action; they rented out my room."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"I'm no gentleman, i work for a living." (yes, i did steal that from Baron George Cooper of Pirate's Swoop)
"Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery."
"If brains were bread, you'd have starved before you were born."
"Weird people are the only people worth knowing..."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit."
"He turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable, now he's miserable and depressed."
"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says 'so far, so good!'"
"You can't have everything, where would you put it?"
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
"Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."
"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."
"After 12 years of therapy, my pschyatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablos ingles'"
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?"
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"
"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people."
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny"
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
"Give me your head!" Ed Elric from Conqueror of Shambala, taking Alphonse's helmet and scooping water from a leaking boat.
"I am the man who has betrayed the ways of God" -Scar from FMA
Roy Mustang: When I'm Führer, there will be changes! That day...strikes dramatic pose all female officers will be required to wear - TINY MINISKIRTS!
"I think ill go chop a year's supply of fire wood..." Armstrong when Winry wanted his watch.
Roy Mustang: (snatches puppy from Kain Fuery's arms) Dog, huh? (pause) I LOVE DOGS!
Maes Hughes: In the red corner...The Flame Alchemist and hero of the Eastern Rebellion...Colonel Roy Mustang! Give it up!
Al: So what's your strategy?
Ed: (surrounded by a barrage of explosions) Just wait till I stop running! (runs into the crowd) Sorry!
Pinako: Is it just me, or since the last time I saw you, Ed... have you gotten a lot smaller?
"Yep you're the same as ever Major, nice and insane." - Ed
"Is it a good thing if a vacuum really sucks?"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
"The only good thing about being shot in the buttocks is all the ice cream."
"If you're not living on the edge, you're just taking up space."
"Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyways."
"The greatest joy in life is doing what others say you cannot do."
"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."
"Live in the present, dream of the future, and always remember the past."
"I love random ideas, they are where great ideas begin."
"Never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman"
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your normal."
"Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this isn't difficult."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong, and disposable."
"My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid."
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'"
"The average woman would rather have beauty then brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"I have opinions of my own-- strong opinions -- but sometimes I don't agree with them." --George Bush
"Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"Sometimes Hell just drops by and wants to say hello." Riza Hawkeye in A Father That's Never Present by The Sacred Pandapuff
"All war is deception. Think your enemy has a weakness and it becomes his strength." --Roy Mustang in Episode 13 of the Anime (FMA)
"'I’m beginning to worry that the Colonel is a negative influence.’' The woman said softly, unable to stop a smile appearing on her face. 'Who else would you prefer? Armstrong? Surely having Ed as a slacker is better than becoming some topless stripper?' Maes uttered with a ridiculous grin upon his face." Conversation between Maes and Riza in An Unfortunate Event by RJ-midwest.
" 'Hi Mustang, how are you today?' 'Absolutely wonderful. I was thinking of killing myself earlier, but I decided to go for a walk instead.' " ("Charlie" the angel and Roy Mustang from the fic I can't remember now O.o Nevermind, Its called Blue. Very depressing, but very good.) The author is Taranova :)
“You can’t threaten me!" He began to bluster.
"I’m not. I’m making a suggestion." Edward paced up the stairs and stood right in front of him, her voice like ice. “If I was threatening you, I’d have my hand at your throat and I’d be saying something like, ‘die asshole’” State alchemist wannabe and female Edward Elric in Returning Echoes by Silkendreammaid
"Edward Cullen only wishes he was this sexy" (on a shirtless picture of Edward Elric)
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
It's not rape if you yell surprise!
(sorry if i picked from other people's profiles, i just love a lot of quotes and half the time i can't remember where i've gotten them from.)
Quotes I Borrowed From Other People's Fanfics, but Can't Remember Which Came From Where:
"I'm going to poison him, and then as he vomits his stomach onto the floor I'll slice him from groin to sternum. Then I'll remove his organs... in alphabetical order."
' "Are we there yet?"
"A nation stands with heart in hand to say their anthem proudly. Voices raise to sing their praise of their hollow country."
"Eyes like those only belonged on those creepy, porcelain dolls that probably steal bits of little girls' soul every night."
"I don't believe it of course. I'm certain he, Juugo I mean, wants Suigetsu's junk... or he wants to fatten Suigetsu up to feed to his pet dragon... the dragon's name is Sir Fluffykins."
"Kankuro, I am a girl. I am all knowing and all seeing."
"Fear is defined as a distressing emotion aroused by impending pain, danger, evil, wether imaginary or not. Fear makes a person think, feel, or do things that he or she normally wouldn't. It can drive one insane. The human mind dwells on what caused fear so much that it instinctively multiplies the fear and obstructs its thoughts."
"With trust, one never has to fear, because you are justified by those who love you and those who care. No one needs to fear with those who care. Hard times will strike like a black plague, and it will try to drag you down in fear, making you think that everything was too hard to go on. It'd get better. Even if it seemed impossibly hard now, they had been vindicated. All that could happen now was built up; to conquer."
"Ice cream filled the cracks in your stomach that your food couldn't get to."
"Itachi did not want to join an orgy with clothes on, for that's what their dancing looked like."
COLONEL MUSTANG IS DEAD SEXY... in a miniskirt
I thought this story was awesome and even used one of the pics for my profile for a little while.
A Dog Named Faith
This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002.
He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated.
He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him.
He was rejected and scorned.
His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep..
At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him.
She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. She thought, all we need is a little faith.
Therefore she named him 'Faith.'
In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around.
Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly, after only 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learnedto balance on his 2 hind legs and jumped to move forward. After further training in the snow, he can now walk like a human being.
Faith loves to walk around now.
No matter where he goes, he just attracts all the people around him. He is now becoming famous in Tulsa, and on the international scene. He has appeared in various newspapers and TV shows.
There is even one book entitled 'With a little faith' being published about him.
He was even considered to appear in one of Harry Potter movies.
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If someone ever said to you 'Ya lost it.' and you replied 'Duh.I never had it in the first place.' back to them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), xXCourtney HaleXx (Erik- Phantom of the Opera, Emmett Cullen- Twilight, Jasper Hale- Twilight, Sirius Black(When he was younger you pervs! Not Gary Oldman)) Jasper Hale x Alice Cullen (Mostly Jasper, Seth, and kinda Emmett(All from Twilight)), AliceCullenRocks-2009 (Jasper from Twilight, alex rider, james potter 2 from harry potter i know we haven't really met him but oooohhhhh!), CRAZEDREADER96 (EMMETT,JASPER-TWILIGHT), cELeSte nIGhT (jAMES FROM tWILIGHT aLSo MAnY OThErs INcLudInG jAcK SpaRrOW- pIRaTeS oF tHe CarIBbEAN anD SirIuS bLacK frOm HarRy poTtEr aND SorT oF nIcO dEanGeLO fRoM peRCy JacKsON AnD tHe oLyMPiaNs. note- the following is for da charactaz in my head and not the actaz in da moveezez but jamez is hot in da movee) Eona the Crim (Fang from Maximum Ride, Luke from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist) Aniki the Crim (a SHORT-ish list, pretty much in order-- Zoro from One Piece, Roy Mustang from FMA, Greed from FMA, Koga from Inuyasha, Sanji from One Piece, Ed Elric from FMA, Rosto the Piper from Terrier, Emmett Cullen from Twilight srry Eon, not obsessive, he's just hott, Jasper Hale from Twilight Eon, see above statement, Kimblee from FMA, Russel Tringham from FMA, Maes Hughes from FMA, Envy from FMA, Luke from Lightning Thief, Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, many, many more)
If you think those stupid kids should just let the poor Lucky Charms leprecon eat his breakfast, copy and paste this onto you profile.
If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.
if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone
If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever chatted online as an anime character and was acting as the character would, add your name and copy this to your profile. yaoi-fma-fan (sasuke and naruto), Aniki the Crim (a lot. Itsa hobby :p)
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Lucky should let the kids have the freaking Lucky Charms, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (I was chatting with my friend on the computer and asked her if I could borrow a pencil.)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
Remember, the Mary Sue is a horrible plague that seems to attack every fandom. You can help prevent it. If you or a friend starts a fanfic with an original character, and that original character has any of the following symptoms:
-Falls in love with a canon character
-Makes the canon character not act as they normally would (I.E. Making Zoro act like a lovesick fool)
-Has a horrible, tragic past
-HAS WINGS ((If this is the case, get rid of it now, it might be contagious.))
-IS A GODDESS OR SOME OTHER FORM OF MYTHICAL THING ((KILL IT NOW!))
-USES SANTOURYUU OR COPIES A DIFFERENT CANON CHARACTERS FIGHTING STYLE
-CAN DEFEAT A CANON CHARACTER IN COMBAT EASILY
-Angsts and has her love interest to help her
-Is wanted by some awful jerk, but resists
-Has an insanely powerful devil fruit power, I.E. she’s psychic or can control ALL of the elements
-Is possessed by a demon or can do magic
-Her appearance I.E. her hair color, eyes, clothes, are described in mass detail and she’s described as “Thin, and curvy in all the right places”.
If your OC or a friends OC shows any of these symptoms, STOP WRITING and try to fix this immediately. If you see a fic with such symptoms, try and help the author see what’s wrong.
Remember: FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS WRITE MARY SUES
and: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT MARY SUES!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
So what If im a guy that likes men? Does that make me not from this planet? If god created us to love and breath and find just who is right then... why can't they be the same gender? Is it really so wrong that you leave me out of your life because im in love? You all have loves or crushes that are opposite gender so why can't I love someone thats the same gender? Why are we worthless because of it? Do we not matter anymore because we are in love with another like us? Honestly if it were you. Say your husband/wife, girlfriend/boyfriend that you care about most were the same gender. Would your feelings change? And would you honestly want people to hate you for feeling something thats impossible to live without? Most of you are more then likely going "Pfft what is he saying? I wouldn't want to be like that. I would never be like that. Those fucking gays" Well we 'Gays' have names and lives and HEARTS and you may hate us. But we are more human then everyone out there because we know the feelings of hate and reject and we have been thrwon out and tortured, yet you still cannot change us for we would more then likely DIE for our loves. Male or female we are more human, more realistic, more caring, we feel, we breathe, we eat, we bathe, we drink, we sleep, we get dressed, we go to school, we work, we do everything you do. So why are we so different and foul? so what if we like the same gender? We are still human we are still living and you can't get rid of us because we are here to stay. If you have a problem then i suggest looking in the mirror and asking yourself, " What if that was me being beaten for loving another man? How would i feel? what would i do?". So many people hve died from suicide because people like us are being misstreated and accused of ridiculous things. You all think that we can be pushed around because we love eachother, but we cant be. We live and we are here. If you have doubts about us then go to your mirror and ask. Then put yourself in our shoies. Would you really want to die and end your life because you were in love and people didn't understand or care and hated you for it? How unhuman and wrong is that? You all say we are the savages but look at yourself in the mirror and see what we see. We arent the savages that kill people for being Gay or lesbians. you are. Are you really willing to keep such a title? Savage, beast, monster, Inhuman. Because thats what we and our supporters see when you beat us to death for being like this. All we want is to be loved, whether its from the same gender or not, thats what everyone in this world wants, is it not? So the... why cant we be loved, no matter who or what gender we are?
If you agree and support this copy it and paste it on your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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