Aniki the Crim
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Joined 01-22-09, id: 1813487, Profile Updated: 07-01-11
Author has written 5 stories for Song of the Lioness, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

Current Favorite Quote: "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage."

Random Info Stuff:

Name: Aniki the Crim- It came from the book Terrier by Tamora Pierce. But Aniki is a lot to say sometimes, so i just go by Niki (pronounced Knee-key)

Favorite books: um... a lot... all Tammy Pierce books, mainly Terrier, Warriors by Erin Hunter, 39 Clues by Rick Riordan, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, um... etc.

Favorite Colors: blue and pruple and black, and grey and pink (when with black or grey) and sometimes green. it all depends on the color scheming :p

Favorite Animals: All birds of Prey, birds in general, foxes, wolves, many, many more

Favorite things to write about: All fantasy. No nonfiction. LOOOOOVVEEEEE writing bout Tammy Pierce books, 'specially Terrier, and Gakuhai and Royed, and Naruto fics, that don't center on Naruto :p

Favorite TV shows: LOST, Vampire Diaries, Castle, Mr. Brain, Bloody Monday, Ghost Whisperer

Favorite Movies: Across the Universe, Dark Knight, A Knight's Tale, Hellboy 2, Terminator Salvation, X-men movies, Conqueror of Shambala, Forever Strong, Moon Child, Harry Potter

Animes I watch: Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, Death Note, DN Angel, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, D. Gray Man, Vampire Knight, Trinity Blood, FMA Brotherhood, Hetalia

Mangas I read: FMA, Bleach, One Piece, Ranma 1/2, Blackbird, Night School, Fairy Tail

This is totally my way of thinking: http:///image/roy+mustang/LydiaDianne/Anime20Motivational/AnimeMotivational18.jpg?o=50

Favorite Pairings:

Gakuhai. Love love love love love it

Inuyasha: Koga x Kagome

Shippo x Kilala/Kirara

Miroku x Sango

Inuyasha (idiosha) x Kikyo (kinky-ho)

Jakotsu x Inuyasha

Sesshomaru x Rin

Sesshomaru x Kagome

Sesshomaru x Kagura

Kohaku x Rin

Me x Koga :P

Full Metal Alchemist:

ROY x ED IS THE BESTEST!! :p

Al x Winry

Roy x Riza (sometimes)

Riza x Havoc

Falman x Scieska

Roy x FemEd :p one really great story i read for that. (Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid)

Lust x Scar

Okay, I'll admit it. I have a newfound obsession with Edvy :)

Tamora Pierce Books: Beka x Rosto (Terrier & Bloodhound)

Ersken x Kora (Terrier & Bloodhound)

Aniki x Phelan (Terrier & Bloodhound)

Tunstall x Sabine (Terrier & Bloodhound)

Daine x Numair (The Immortals)

Weiryn x Sara "The Green Lady" (The Immortals)

Alanna x George (Song of the Lioness)

Elena Cooper x Myles of Olau (Song of the Lioness)

Kel x Dom (Protector of the Small)

Kel x Neal (Protector of the Small)

Neal x Yuri (Protector of the Small)

Roald x Shinko (Protector of the Small)

Aly x Nawat (Trickster's Choice/Queen)

Dove (or whatever her name is) x Kyprioth (Trickster's Choice/Queen)

Aly x Kyprioth (Trickster's books)

One Piece: Zoro x Sanji

Zoro x Robin

Luffy x Nami (i guess)

Smoker x Ace

Naruto: Sasuke x Naruto

Iruka x Kakashi

Ino x Shikamaru

Gaara x Naruto

Gaara x Neji

Sasori x Deidara

Kakuzu x Hidan

Kankuro x Kiba

Kiba x Sai

Naruto x Sai

Itachi x Kisame

Pein x Konan

Hidan x Deidara (sometimes)

Zetsu x Tobi

LEAST Favorite Pairings:

Inuyasha: Inuyasha x Kagome

Inuyasha x Sesshomaru :X

Kohaku x Kanna

Naraku x Kagura

Ginta x Hakkaku (I firmly believe they are brothers/ good friends, NOT TOGETHER)

Ayame x Koga (shivers wouldn't that be terrible?)

Jakotsu x Bankotsu

FMA: Ed X Rose

Al X Rose

Hoenheim x Trisha (I really hate Hoenheim...)

Hoenheim x Dante (Although if they got together maybe they'd leave everyone alone...)

Winry x Scieska

Fuery x Havoc

ANYONE x Armstrong (I pity the poor person)

Fuery x Breda

Ed x Winry

Ed x Noa

Tamora Pierce Books: Beka x Dale (used to like him. Always liked Rosto better though) (terrier)

Beka x Bold Brian O.o that's just plain weird to me (terrier)

Aniki x Rosto (unless that Aniki was me...) (i guess i don't HATE the pairing, i just like Beka x Rosto better :p)(Terrier)

Jon x Alanna (SotL)

Daine x Kaddar (The Immortals)

Kel x Cleon (PotS)

One Piece: Luffy x Zoro

Zoro x Nami

Sanji x Nami

Sanji x Vivi

Sanji x Robin

Zoro x Vivi

Usopp x Anybody (except mayb that girl from his home place)

Ace x Nami

Ace x Robin

Ace x Zoro

Naruto: Sakura x Sasuke

Sakura x Naruto

Ino x Sasuke

Kakashi x Naruto

Kakashi x Sasuke

Iruka x Naruto

Favorite Characters:

Inuyasha: Koga, Bankotsu, Sesshomaru, Rin, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kilala, Ginta, Hakkaku, Kagura, Jakotsu, Souta, Grandpa Higurashi, Kohaku

FMA: Ed, Roy, Envy, Greed, Scar, Lust, Gluttony, Havoc, Fuery, Riza, Black Hayate, Breda, Falman, Scieska, Hughes, Elysia, Nina, Kimblee (love and hate him at the same time. ITS SO CONFUSING!), Rick (the Ishballan kid), Izumi, Wrath, Armstrong (hes awesome in a very special way...), Gracia, Trisha Elric, the Tringham brothers, Al (but he does get annoying), Gracia, Ling (hate him and love him)

Tammy Pierce Books: Rosto, Beka, Punce, Kora, Aniki, Tunstall, Goodwin, Sabine, Ersken, Phelan (all Terrier), George, Alanna, Faithful, Raoul, Gary, Shang Wildcat, Bazhir Tribe that Alanna belongs to (Bloody Hawk, right?), Myles, (Song of the Lioness), Daine, Numair, Cloud, the Sparrows, Riskah, most Stormwings, more (The Immortals), Kel, Dom, Neal, Yuri (or was it Yuki... hmmmm i can't remember), Raoul, Roald, Thayet, Owen, others along those lines (Protector of the Small), too lazy to list the Trickster's ones.

One Piece: Zoro, Ace, Shanks, Luffy, Don Flamingo, Smoker, Chopper, Crocodile, Robin, Sanji, Mihawk, Kuro, Kozha, Pell, Chaka, Neferarti Cobra, Gan Fall, Jango the Hypnotist

Naruto: Kakashi, Kiba, Iruka, Shikamaru, Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Ino i guess, Choji, Rock Lee, Orochimaru, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Pein, more

Death Note: Ryuk (only seen one episode so far, so i don't know many other characters :p)

DN Angel: Dark Mousy, Krad, Daisuke, Riku, the kid who Krad resides in... totally blanking on his name

Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaki, Kyoya, the Hitachi Twins, Honey, Mori

LEAST favorite Characters:

Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Idiosha, Kikyo/Kinky-ho, Myoga, Jacken, Naraku, Kanna, Ayame, Totosai, did i mention i hate inuyasha?

FMA: Hoenheim, Dante, Sloth, Pride (HE TOOK ROY'S EYE! KILL HIM!), Scar's brother, Alphons Heidrich (I hated all the alter-egos in that movie...actually, i really hated that movie! at least, i hated how it ended.), Archer, sometimes Kimblee (grrrrr he hurt Scar), Tucker, Bosque Grande or whatever his name was, that Ice alchemist dude in episode one of brotherhood... Mr. McDougal.

Tammy Books: Dale Rowan (used to like him, now i don't), Pearl Skinner, Yates-- you know, the Shadow Snake guy (terrier & bloodhound), Jon, Roger and his group (SotL), Emperor Ozorne, Kaddar (The Immortals), Cleon, the nothing man (he disappointed me. I was expecting so much more.), killing machines, others (PotS)

One Piece: Nami, Usopp, Vivi, most marines, Alvida, Buggy(but he can be entertaining), Usopp

Naruto: Sakura. Naruto annoys me sometimes, but i HATE sakura. She can go die in a hole

Death Note: Yagami. (has anyone else noticed that if you spell his name backwards, its Imagay? Does this have any meaning for future episodes?)

DN Angel: Risa (or however you spell her name. She is annoying!)

Characters Im in love with... pahetically: Koga from Inuyasha, Roy Mustang from FMA sighs dreamily he's just so sexy..., Greed from FMA, Envy from FMA (dude, who doesn't love the walking plam tree?), Kimblee from FMA (but my friend has dibs), Ed Elric ("Edward Cullen only wishes he was this sexy" VIC SIGNED MY PICTURE THAT SAYS THIS!! :p), Rosto from Terrier, Sawyer from LOST, Gambit from X-men, sigh I don't think you want to hear them all... counts real quick i have 49 crushes on fictional characters, so here's just a short list. AND MY NEWEST OBSESSIONS: ZORO AND SANJI FROM ONE PIECE!! CAPTAIN SHANKS FROM ONE PIECE!! Portgas D Ace, Dark Mousy, Kakashi, Gaara (srry etka, i can't help it), Kiba, others

Character Nicknames (heh heh, just had to add this. While reading fanfics I stumbled across a beautiful one for Mustang and I just couldn't resist):

Roy Mustang (from FMA): "Snap-happy idiot" "Colonel Bastard" "The Flame" "Glory Whore" "The Ice General" "Flame-ass"

Edward Elric (FMA): "Shrimp" "Chibi" "Fullmetal" "Half-metal" "Fullpetal" (when becoming a female in Returning Echoes) "Golden Flowery Alchemist" (see aforementioned), "Fullmuffin" (Object of Gossip by ZaKai)

Riza Hawkeye (FMA): "Trigger-happy bitch"

More to come later...

Quotes:

"Parents spend the first few years of our lives teaching us to stand up and speak, and then they spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up."

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action; they rented out my room."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"I'm no gentleman, i work for a living." (yes, i did steal that from Baron George Cooper of Pirate's Swoop)

"Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery."

"If brains were bread, you'd have starved before you were born."

"Weird people are the only people worth knowing..."

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit."

"He turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable, now he's miserable and depressed."

"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says 'so far, so good!'"

"You can't have everything, where would you put it?"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."

"Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"After 12 years of therapy, my pschyatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablos ingles'"

"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?"

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"

"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people."

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny"

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

"Give me your head!" Ed Elric from Conqueror of Shambala, taking Alphonse's helmet and scooping water from a leaking boat.

"I am the man who has betrayed the ways of God" -Scar from FMA

Roy Mustang: When I'm Führer, there will be changes! That day...strikes dramatic pose all female officers will be required to wear - TINY MINISKIRTS!
Jean Havoc: YOU'RE A MIRACLE, MUSTANG! (hugs Mustang's leg) I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
Roy Mustang: Yes! (still posing)

"I think ill go chop a year's supply of fire wood..." Armstrong when Winry wanted his watch.

Roy Mustang: (snatches puppy from Kain Fuery's arms) Dog, huh? (pause) I LOVE DOGS!
Kain Fuery: Really? You mean it?!
Roy Mustang: OF COURSE! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery, they're the great servants of man! (sings) LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE!

Maes Hughes: In the red corner...The Flame Alchemist and hero of the Eastern Rebellion...Colonel Roy Mustang! Give it up!
(crowd boos)
Random Audience Member: You just want a promotion!
Random Audience Member: Give me back my girlfriend!

Al: So what's your strategy?
Ed: I told you, a fist in his face!

Ed: (surrounded by a barrage of explosions) Just wait till I stop running! (runs into the crowd) Sorry!
Roy: I guess I can't torch you all...(loudly) This is hard; he's such a small target!
Ed: (stops in his tracks and bursts out of the crowd) WHO'RE YOU CALLING SMALL!?
Roy: If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate. (snaps again setting off bomb)
(Everyone goes flying)
Ed: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!
Roy: Okay, maybe I overdid it...

Pinako: Is it just me, or since the last time I saw you, Ed... have you gotten a lot smaller?
Ed: Who're you calling "small," you half-pint hag?!
Pinako: What did you call me, you little runt?!
Ed: You heard me, guppy geezer!!
Pinako: Chibichump!!
Ed: Micromini granny!!

"Yep you're the same as ever Major, nice and insane." - Ed

"Is it a good thing if a vacuum really sucks?"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

"The only good thing about being shot in the buttocks is all the ice cream."

"If you're not living on the edge, you're just taking up space."

"Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyways."

"The greatest joy in life is doing what others say you cannot do."

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Live in the present, dream of the future, and always remember the past."

"I love random ideas, they are where great ideas begin."

"Never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman"

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your normal."

"Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this isn't difficult."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong, and disposable."

"My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'"

"The average woman would rather have beauty then brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"I have opinions of my own-- strong opinions -- but sometimes I don't agree with them." --George Bush

"Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"Sometimes Hell just drops by and wants to say hello." Riza Hawkeye in A Father That's Never Present by The Sacred Pandapuff

"All war is deception. Think your enemy has a weakness and it becomes his strength." --Roy Mustang in Episode 13 of the Anime (FMA)

"'I’m beginning to worry that the Colonel is a negative influence.’' The woman said softly, unable to stop a smile appearing on her face. 'Who else would you prefer? Armstrong? Surely having Ed as a slacker is better than becoming some topless stripper?' Maes uttered with a ridiculous grin upon his face." Conversation between Maes and Riza in An Unfortunate Event by RJ-midwest.

" 'Hi Mustang, how are you today?' 'Absolutely wonderful. I was thinking of killing myself earlier, but I decided to go for a walk instead.' " ("Charlie" the angel and Roy Mustang from the fic I can't remember now O.o Nevermind, Its called Blue. Very depressing, but very good.) The author is Taranova :)

“You can’t threaten me!" He began to bluster.

"I’m not. I’m making a suggestion." Edward paced up the stairs and stood right in front of him, her voice like ice. “If I was threatening you, I’d have my hand at your throat and I’d be saying something like, ‘die asshole’” State alchemist wannabe and female Edward Elric in Returning Echoes by Silkendreammaid

"Edward Cullen only wishes he was this sexy" (on a shirtless picture of Edward Elric)

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

It's not rape if you yell surprise!

(sorry if i picked from other people's profiles, i just love a lot of quotes and half the time i can't remember where i've gotten them from.)

Quotes I Borrowed From Other People's Fanfics, but Can't Remember Which Came From Where:

"I'm going to poison him, and then as he vomits his stomach onto the floor I'll slice him from groin to sternum. Then I'll remove his organs... in alphabetical order."

' "Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"NO! Oh wait... Yeah" '

"A nation stands with heart in hand to say their anthem proudly. Voices raise to sing their praise of their hollow country."

"Eyes like those only belonged on those creepy, porcelain dolls that probably steal bits of little girls' soul every night."

"I don't believe it of course. I'm certain he, Juugo I mean, wants Suigetsu's junk... or he wants to fatten Suigetsu up to feed to his pet dragon... the dragon's name is Sir Fluffykins."

"Kankuro, I am a girl. I am all knowing and all seeing."

"Fear is defined as a distressing emotion aroused by impending pain, danger, evil, wether imaginary or not. Fear makes a person think, feel, or do things that he or she normally wouldn't. It can drive one insane. The human mind dwells on what caused fear so much that it instinctively multiplies the fear and obstructs its thoughts."

"With trust, one never has to fear, because you are justified by those who love you and those who care. No one needs to fear with those who care. Hard times will strike like a black plague, and it will try to drag you down in fear, making you think that everything was too hard to go on. It'd get better. Even if it seemed impossibly hard now, they had been vindicated. All that could happen now was built up; to conquer."

"Ice cream filled the cracks in your stomach that your food couldn't get to."

"Itachi did not want to join an orgy with clothes on, for that's what their dancing looked like."


THE GREATEST TRUTH- ADMITTED BY EDWARD ELRIC HIMSELF:

COLONEL MUSTANG IS DEAD SEXY... in a miniskirt

I thought this story was awesome and even used one of the pics for my profile for a little while.

A Dog Named Faith

This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002.

He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated.

He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him.

He was rejected and scorned.

His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep..

At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him.

She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. She thought, all we need is a little faith.

Therefore she named him 'Faith.'

In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around.

Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly, after only 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learnedto balance on his 2 hind legs and jumped to move forward. After further training in the snow, he can now walk like a human being.

Faith loves to walk around now.

No matter where he goes, he just attracts all the people around him. He is now becoming famous in Tulsa, and on the international scene. He has appeared in various newspapers and TV shows.

There is even one book entitled 'With a little faith' being published about him.

He was even considered to appear in one of Harry Potter movies.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. ( o o ) = ( o o )

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If someone ever said to you 'Ya lost it.' and you replied 'Duh.I never had it in the first place.' back to them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), xXCourtney HaleXx (Erik- Phantom of the Opera, Emmett Cullen- Twilight, Jasper Hale- Twilight, Sirius Black(When he was younger you pervs! Not Gary Oldman)) Jasper Hale x Alice Cullen (Mostly Jasper, Seth, and kinda Emmett(All from Twilight)), AliceCullenRocks-2009 (Jasper from Twilight, alex rider, james potter 2 from harry potter i know we haven't really met him but oooohhhhh!), CRAZEDREADER96 (EMMETT,JASPER-TWILIGHT), cELeSte nIGhT (jAMES FROM tWILIGHT aLSo MAnY OThErs INcLudInG jAcK SpaRrOW- pIRaTeS oF tHe CarIBbEAN anD SirIuS bLacK frOm HarRy poTtEr aND SorT oF nIcO dEanGeLO fRoM peRCy JacKsON AnD tHe oLyMPiaNs. note- the following is for da charactaz in my head and not the actaz in da moveezez but jamez is hot in da movee) Eona the Crim (Fang from Maximum Ride, Luke from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist) Aniki the Crim (a SHORT-ish list, pretty much in order-- Zoro from One Piece, Roy Mustang from FMA, Greed from FMA, Koga from Inuyasha, Sanji from One Piece, Ed Elric from FMA, Rosto the Piper from Terrier, Emmett Cullen from Twilight srry Eon, not obsessive, he's just hott, Jasper Hale from Twilight Eon, see above statement, Kimblee from FMA, Russel Tringham from FMA, Maes Hughes from FMA, Envy from FMA, Luke from Lightning Thief, Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, many, many more)

If you think those stupid kids should just let the poor Lucky Charms leprecon eat his breakfast, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever chatted online as an anime character and was acting as the character would, add your name and copy this to your profile. yaoi-fma-fan (sasuke and naruto), Aniki the Crim (a lot. Itsa hobby :p)

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Lucky should let the kids have the freaking Lucky Charms, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (I was chatting with my friend on the computer and asked her if I could borrow a pencil.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

LOL, Funny

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

Remember, the Mary Sue is a horrible plague that seems to attack every fandom. You can help prevent it. If you or a friend starts a fanfic with an original character, and that original character has any of the following symptoms:

-Falls in love with a canon character

-Makes the canon character not act as they normally would (I.E. Making Zoro act like a lovesick fool)

-Has a horrible, tragic past

-HAS WINGS ((If this is the case, get rid of it now, it might be contagious.))

-IS A GODDESS OR SOME OTHER FORM OF MYTHICAL THING ((KILL IT NOW!))

-USES SANTOURYUU OR COPIES A DIFFERENT CANON CHARACTERS FIGHTING STYLE

-CAN DEFEAT A CANON CHARACTER IN COMBAT EASILY

-Angsts and has her love interest to help her

-Is wanted by some awful jerk, but resists

-Has an insanely powerful devil fruit power, I.E. she’s psychic or can control ALL of the elements

-Is possessed by a demon or can do magic

-Her appearance I.E. her hair color, eyes, clothes, are described in mass detail and she’s described as “Thin, and curvy in all the right places”.

If your OC or a friends OC shows any of these symptoms, STOP WRITING and try to fix this immediately. If you see a fic with such symptoms, try and help the author see what’s wrong.

Remember: FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS WRITE MARY SUES

and: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT MARY SUES!

Thank you.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

So what If im a guy that likes men? Does that make me not from this planet? If god created us to love and breath and find just who is right then... why can't they be the same gender? Is it really so wrong that you leave me out of your life because im in love? You all have loves or crushes that are opposite gender so why can't I love someone thats the same gender? Why are we worthless because of it? Do we not matter anymore because we are in love with another like us? Honestly if it were you. Say your husband/wife, girlfriend/boyfriend that you care about most were the same gender. Would your feelings change? And would you honestly want people to hate you for feeling something thats impossible to live without? Most of you are more then likely going "Pfft what is he saying? I wouldn't want to be like that. I would never be like that. Those fucking gays" Well we 'Gays' have names and lives and HEARTS and you may hate us. But we are more human then everyone out there because we know the feelings of hate and reject and we have been thrwon out and tortured, yet you still cannot change us for we would more then likely DIE for our loves. Male or female we are more human, more realistic, more caring, we feel, we breathe, we eat, we bathe, we drink, we sleep, we get dressed, we go to school, we work, we do everything you do. So why are we so different and foul? so what if we like the same gender? We are still human we are still living and you can't get rid of us because we are here to stay. If you have a problem then i suggest looking in the mirror and asking yourself, " What if that was me being beaten for loving another man? How would i feel? what would i do?". So many people hve died from suicide because people like us are being misstreated and accused of ridiculous things. You all think that we can be pushed around because we love eachother, but we cant be. We live and we are here. If you have doubts about us then go to your mirror and ask. Then put yourself in our shoies. Would you really want to die and end your life because you were in love and people didn't understand or care and hated you for it? How unhuman and wrong is that? You all say we are the savages but look at yourself in the mirror and see what we see. We arent the savages that kill people for being Gay or lesbians. you are. Are you really willing to keep such a title? Savage, beast, monster, Inhuman. Because thats what we and our supporters see when you beat us to death for being like this. All we want is to be loved, whether its from the same gender or not, thats what everyone in this world wants, is it not? So the... why cant we be loved, no matter who or what gender we are?

If you agree and support this copy it and paste it on your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a MORMON, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. ( apart from a madeup one called Narutoisam)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MORMON so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI-curious, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Insane by The Picture of Dorian Gray reviews
Sasuke is fading away, losing himself to darkness, until a certain blond comes along and saves his very existence. SasuNaru, ItaDei, and others. Mpreg, Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,098 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Deidara
At Gate's Edge by Winds of Water reviews
Love's never easy as it is, but it's twice as hard when you're separated by life and death. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 462,564 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 217,156 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 267,994 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 6,287 - Follows: 5,127 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Complications by xVine Archerex reviews
Where ever she looks, Beka Cooper sees another problem. With her family falling apart, the kingdoms economy on the verge of collapse, and her person life in shambles, can she overcome these complications with help from her friends? Alternate version to Bloodhound. BxR. Rated T.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,300 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Rosto the Piper, Rebakah C./Beka
The Unknown Gypsy by Miya Silver reviews
Its time for the Fall Festival in the Labyrinth. The gypsies have been coming every year to perform. Sarah had been with them five years telling stories to anyone who would listen. This year the Goblin King will be there. Caution:may be fluffy, sorry.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,509 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Jareth, Sarah
The loss of Fire by MikadzukiOokami reviews
What happens when Ed dissapears only to be found a year later? Roy/Chimera!Ed Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Of Alchemy and Magic by TruthOfSelf reviews
During a battle against the homunculi that almost costs Edward his life, he and Roy are sent through the Gate into London, England where they are found barely alive by the Order of the Phoenix. Now it's a battle finding their way back. ***ROY/ED***
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010
Stupid Cupid by indigo Potions reviews
After That Incident in freshman year, Ed and Envy never want to speak to each other again. But the results of the Valentine's Day Match Up Grams change all that... for the better? EdEn, AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,160 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12048 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Cherry Syndrome by ChikaMikk10 reviews
Strangers are a sign of change. And not always a bad one. Harry knew what this meant...Edward Elric was a change...a change to his newly aquired peace and life as he knew it. Yet another chaotic school year was about to begin. HpFma AnbuPair sequel RoyEd
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,726 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward E.
Love Out Loud by SinsofMidnight reviews
Part 2 of my "Secrets" series (inspired by Alphonseelric22's "Love in Silence"). Formerly known as "Love You Out Loud". Three months have passed since the last incident, but thirty minutes in Roy's office change things in way neither one ever imagined they would! Extensive cirtus-y content. Extensively revision in progress!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Edward Elric the Full Metal appears at Hogwarts by ShadowNative reviews
Ed is sent to Hogwarts through alchemy. He appears with blood all over him and his name dosen't show on Harry's map. FMA HP Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,831 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Edward E.
My Butterfly by Loki-Avalon reviews
He was a blond beauty that had to be kept locked away by the Emperor's Son. But some other people find him interesting too. yaoi GaaNaru SasuNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,555 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/6/2006
A Chimera's Tale by Mystic-Pickle reviews
In amongst the horrors Roy Mustang and his team uncover during a raid, they discover a half-human chimera. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,223 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
Beka Cooper: Rottweiler by writeroses1029 reviews
Beka must learn to control her anger with the information of a tangle of crimes in Corus breaks out. She learns that the criminal may be a Dog and turns to the ones she trusts for help,even the Rogue. Post Bloodhound. Please R&R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,850 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Tortall - Complete
The Bet by edwardsgirl16 reviews
Edward's forced to be Roy's slave for a month and he has to follow every order he's given. Not good considering Roy's massive crush on the young Fullmetal Alchemist. Rated M for anything that could come under an M category
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,855 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Officemate by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru Kakashi is just doing his job, even if it means that his heart was being crushed in the process and whatever remains of his psyche was being washed away. Company's orders are top priority, not his needs, desires or heart. Sequel to Roommate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,870 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Fullmetal Wizard by lrr reviews
The brothers pick up a lead on the philosopher's stone and head to Hogwarts. Upon their arrival, they discover certain student seems to know an awful lot about the Elric's past. FMA/HP crossover. T because Ed's got a vulgar way of speaking on occasion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Edward E.
Love Story by kogalover0809 reviews
What was she thinking seeking out Inuyasha like this? She wasn't ready to face him, not yet. Her body began to pump blood faster through her veins giving her limbs a numbing sensation. Her breathing hitched slightly...she tried to pull herself together.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,815 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kagome H., Kōga
Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,709 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Edward E.
Dead Eyes See No Future by tsurenaii reviews
AU Edward is a blind, troubled, nude modelling teen who is going no where fast. Roy Mustang is a college student who thinks he has problems but the minute he lays eyes on Edward he is intrigued and finds himself wanting to know the story behind the golden haired teen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,765 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Side by Side by indigo's ocean reviews
Edward Elric, the German exchange student, gets 'adopted' by two of his classmates: Roy Mustang and Envy. The trio live through fights, frights, and opening nights, and Ed eventually forms a bond with both that will last his whole life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,032 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Envy, Edward E.
A new life with my kitChap 6 up by DanteReborn reviews
Haku is dead, and Zabuza is on his last offensive against Gato and his thugs, but what happens if Zabuza survived? And who will help him heal from his past? ZabuzaxNaruto fic rated M for violence/language/sexual scenes CHAPTER 4 is UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Zabuza M., Naruto U.
Chaotic Resolve by Lioness's Heart reviews
Ten years after Port Caynn, Beka has found herself in trouble. With nowhere to turn but an old friend who she hasn't seen in years, she has to face the fact that all actions have a price, and hers may have cost her Rosto's friendship...
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper - Complete
Magic of Alchemy by Pagen Godess reviews
Mustang and Edward have a mission. To protect Harry Potter and the school of Hogwarts. Forced to play the roles of father and son they find out that they needed each other more than ether of them ever knew. Discontinued. Adoption being finalized.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Lovely Rebel by Bloody Winged reviews
Ed's brother puts him on a boarding school after having had to deal with him one time too often. - Ed/Original!Greed, leading to Ed/Roy and Ed/Roy/Original!Greed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,615 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Edward E., Greed
who knew? by dragonfly91 reviews
on ed's 18th birthday party he gets a book about strange alchemy circles. curious he trys on out. he turns into a girl and then losts his memory. edXroy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Stray by Something Dysfunctional reviews
Roy Mustang was once a Brigadier General. Now, he is enjoying his retirement. However, it all comes to a halt when he finds a boy in a near-by park with cat ears...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,189 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Best I Ever Had by Arathe reviews
HIATUS After a decade apart, war with Creta brings Roy and Edward together again, and they discover that nothing between them has been resolved. Sequel to Can't Be. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,201 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Locked In Love by YamiTenshiKoi reviews
Edward is snowed in school for the weekend with his new teacher: the handsome, young, Roy Mustang. Will he discover all the secrets Edward has kept covered up for so long? 121,061 views! Sequel is complete! 'Wrapped in Romance' [Royed Yaoi slash lemon child abuse]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,251 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Why are there 2 DADA teachers? by Irken Invader reviews
Up for Adoption. PM me if you want it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,955 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward E.
The Gate's Ultimatum by Winds of Water reviews
Edward and Alphonse find themselves dumped back in Central. However Ed's unwilling connection to the Gate is going to give him more than just another change in scenery this time. It's going to give him another chance at being happy, if he takes it. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,860 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
A Yamani Knight by Star Skater reviews
Kel gets kicked out. After a long struggle she makes it as a Yamani Knight, the most feared knights in the world. Everything is going great until Kel is betrothed to Roald. How long will Kel be able to keep her identity a secret?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,929 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Keladry, Roald
Military Academy by Queenoffiction reviews
How would it be if the one piece crew were in the Military! Zoro has a sexy Blonde lookin over his trainingXD Zoro's tryin to get the cook but how long will Sanji resist?;D..last chapter is up! might put out oneshots4story Read&Review plz
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Chess Game by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
Scorpius and Rose engage in an innocent game of chess one night, and it quickly becomes a daily occurance. As they move their pieces across the board, just who will emerge the winner in the much bigger game the two of them are playing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
StarCrossed by Adagio To A Wolf reviews
All the ballads say that opposites never make it. Here's a few Songfics for Beka and Rosto, filled with the hope that being Star-crossed, does not mean fated to fail. Will be a series of oneshots, outside of Bloodhound. Please R&R. T-to be safe.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008
Twelve Roses by DanteUesugi reviews
As one of the least popular kids in school, Envy is used to finding stupid pranks in his locker. But he really wasn't expecting the roses. So, this leads to a new dilemma: to trust or not to trust. EdxEnvy, AU Happy Valentine's Day!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Edward E., Envy
ItE by tetsuhiro reviews
Moved
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Sunrise by Lady Lena 99 reviews
Kel is kicked out. 3 years later Katerina and the Shang Unicorn arrive in Tortall with Princess Shinko. Katerina bores a resemblence to Kel of Mindelan. Could Katerina be Kel? But Katerina has loss her memory and Kel is dead ... Probably be Kel/Dom R&R
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,881 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Keladry, Domitan
Showing the world by starmaker08 reviews
Kel is unfairly kicked out of page training after her probationary year. Even though the path of knighthood has been forbidden for her, she is determined to become a warrior...and swears it, not knowing that the gods are listening.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,076 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Tortall
Bloody Love by soupcan reviews
When Ed tries to bring Al back to life, he and Roy end up in Harry Potter's world. What happens when Ed and Roy become something more than friends? ...eventual HPFMA, RoyEd.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,723 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Edward E.
The Tales of a Piper by ChloeMay reviews
Rosto's side of Beka Cooper: A Terrier. Rated T for some killing and fighting.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Tortall
Two Daddy's? by crazy kid 0.o reviews
Roy and Edward get married and some years after have ther first child Trisha. When there family starts ripping at the seams things get tricky and six year old Trish cant take the yelling and whats worse Roy starts to cheat. mention of male preg. BoyxBoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,507 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Heaven's Gate by black-klepon reviews
The death of several Amestris soldiers and the Gate's demands is only the first step that would shook the entire Central Headquarters. And maybe the Gate wasn't too bad after all. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Water Types and Warrior Codes by Sylibane Eclypse reviews
Set in-between Long Shadows and Sunrise. Lionblaze, Hollyleaf and Jayfeather find themselves in a world where cats have never been seen before...the Pokeworld. Then things get weird...some mockery of Lionblaze and Hollyleaf. I don't own either series.OCs!
Crossover - Pokémon & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,017 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Eevee/Eievui, Hollyleaf
My Wolf Prince by FutureAuthor.SpoiltBrat93 reviews
My first Inuyasha fic. Inuyasha's indecisiveness has drove Kagome away, and she seeks comfort from another...KXK. Hiatus due to writer's block
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,750 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kagome H., Kōga
An Empty Dream by Belles Couleurs reviews
The story continues after Bloodhound. RostoxBeka. Some switching of the POV.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009
Underneath by LilangLuha reviews
Roy x Ed and maybe others. Ed is coerced into accepting an undercover assignment as a student can the Fullmetal Alchemist survive halls of peculiar teachers, petty classmates, runins with military, and a dysfunctional love octagon? Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,123 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
What Echoes in Eternity by TheYukiii reviews
One day Edward and Roy were put on a mission aimed at destroying a train station, but something goes incredibly wrong and they are separated from each other. Will they ever find each other again and be together? *Yaoi-LEMON-RAPE plus18,angst*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lesson for Later in Life by Siyui No Akatsuki reviews
Shiri Makushi, The Spark Alchemist, didn't expect her cat going down an alley could get her into so much trouble. Or that it would aid in getting her captured by Public Enemy #1. And #2. Plus #3. Oh, dear. EnvyxOC, EdxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Envy, Edward E.
Pained Silences by Puddycat reviews
Is no news really good news? Roy finds himself wondering after a seemingly simple mission goes horribly wrong. T for injuries and a little swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,627 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Paper in Fire by UP2L8 reviews
Ed loves Roy, and Roy loves . . . Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,509 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Stuck With Me by The Androgynous Alchemist reviews
Edward has just returned from a long mission in Xing. After returning he is called into Roy's office and told he must endure a two month mission with the colonel himself. Will they drive each other insane? or is this the start of something special?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,027 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Royal Flush by Queenoffiction reviews
1800s .. highway men, cook, royalty, romance... its a big mess read and find out; Review pleaseXD
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Light to the Darkness by Sinful Damnation reviews
Roy Mustang, ancient being of the Earth has searched centuries for his Lifemate. The other half of his soul. What he never expected to find was the stubborn, hot-headed person that is Edward Elric. The unexpected light to his darkness. Chap 13 up! Smex!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,514 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Paradox by Winds of Water reviews
No matter how many years it takes, or what it takes, they'll be together one day. They just have to hold on to each other, even if they're separated by hundreds of miles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,908 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Return to Chaos by DameonStarflame reviews
A year after Eckhart's invasion of Amestris, the Elrics are faced with a tempting proposal: Return to Amestris forever, or remain trapped in Germany forever. What will the Elrics choose? What awaits them if they go back to Amestris? Read and Find Out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,081 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
How to Annoy Your Colleague by she-wolf vixen reviews
Ed and Roy started with bothering one another on the elevator. Now, it's a full-fledged war of pranks on their colleagues. A comedy drabble series. Some Parental RoyEd! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Price to Pay by Ebony Coleman reviews
Ed deals with the people he's hurt and what he has done while trying to hide his habits from the people around him.Warning:Self Mutilation.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,228 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Je le Crois by Prodigy-Angel reviews
Roy/Ed. Ed comes back from a mission to find the Colonel missing. What happens when he finds him broken, and what will he do to get the old Colonel back.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Bandage by motemote reviews
University life is hard, but living with people you barely know is harder. An oppurtunity to prove himself arises when Naruto auditions for a student rock band. AU. SASUNARU. Rated M for scenes of a sexual nature.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,088 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Broken Lifeline by MetallicIllusionAlchemist reviews
When Edward Elric disappears, Roy isn't too worried. But when the note arrives and Al is hysterical, He begins to worry. Surely Ed isn't that far away? PrideChimera!Ed, RoyEd fluff and Elricest fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,887 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Free Fall by Spirix reviews
The Gate has sent Edward to Ancient Rome. He has to survive Ten Years before he can go home but that much time can change a person, it can also change a home....EdAlter!Roy....Edvy...ultimately ED x ROY
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,995 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Rogue's Gamble by Starzgirl reviews
Post-Bloodhound. Rosto reacts to reports of Beka being seen with a gambling cove in Port Caynn. What happens when Beka returns to Corus and a sore Rogue? Hinted at Beka/Rosto. T for safety.CHAPTER TWELVE: TAKIN' A GAMBLE up! Bloodhound spoilers! COMPLETE!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
A Chimera's Heart by Egypt Mesi reviews
Ed's turned into a cat chimera. Seeking for help from Roy, he doesn't understand what is coming over him... these new feelings... As for Roy, his feelings... it's complicated. RoyEd COMPLETED!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,691 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Softer Side by Angel Dove1 reviews
Exploring an abandoned building, Ed is exposed to a strange gas that changes him into a cat. Roy finds Ed and shows the cat a softer side to him. What will happen when Roy finds out it's really Ed. Warnings in each chapter M/M N/C much later
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,192 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
My Guardian by CrystalMoonKiss reviews
Roy is sent to a secret mission where he has to prove thats someone is using prisoners in their experiments. However, he might find that the reality is even more terrible when he meets a special kid over there. Parental!RoyEd, AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,239 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Burn The Witch by Lassitude reviews
The world of One Piece was in a derangement. Whether or not she could fix it, only fate held the forbidden answer. Shanks steps in and offers her a gift of advice, much to her dismay.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Shanks
Harry Potter and the Law of Equivalent Trade by Homunculi reviews
Harry Potter stumbles on 4 very weird people, what's the boy who lived to do? Crossover with Full Metal Alchemist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,285 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Edward E.
Fresh Start by xVine Archerex reviews
Set directly in the final scene of Bloodhound. I didn't change it, I just added to it. *SPOILERS FOR BLOODHOUND*. Sad to see so little of our favourite rogue in BH? This is what happens with Rosto and Beka after she comes back from Port Caynn. Rated T.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Rosto the Piper, Rebakah C./Beka - Complete
The Cut of a Crimson Stained Ribbon by Just-Lynn-10310 reviews
Ed was sent in to investigate the missing people and met a few "people" who had a different plan for him. Now he's been changed into a vampire.EdxWin, parental!RoyEd. Twilight Vampire traits and slightly OOC. on temporary hiatus as of June, 13, 2010
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward E.
Jarred Cooper: Piper's Rain by Lioness's Heart reviews
Long ago, Rosto the Piper vanished without a trace. Years later, the son he never knew he had has become a Dog like his mother. When a case sends him on the road to Scanra, nothing is as Jarred expected, and something long hidden comes to light...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,847 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Unwritten Love by Starzgirl reviews
Takes place during Squire & Lady Knight. Kel & Cleon are courting, but Kel still feels extremely attracted to Dom. Dom knows she & Kennan are together, but what happens when Dom & Kel share an unexpected, and wonderful, kiss? Eventual K/D. T for Safety
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,965 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
FMA meets Twilight by I love Malfoy as a ferret reviews
This is my version of Twilight in FMA style. A little like the book and the movie. RoyxEd meaning boyxboy. If you don't like don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Scrabble by Boo Lemming reviews
Roy has a smart cat. Alternate timeline, Roy/Ed of some sort if you back up to three inches away and squint at precisely a 64 degree angle. There should be a category for 'odd.'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
An Interesting Year by EdElricFan1001 reviews
While on a mission at school as a guard, Ed bites off a little more than he can chew. MAJOR SPOLIER WARNING!DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ALL OF THE FMA SERIES AND READ ALL OF HBP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,938 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Times of Change by blackcomputerdog reviews
A demon named silver is captured by a priestess and sold into slavery. He edges out his existance until he is sold to the princess of the southern lands Kagome. She teaches him to trust and love. OOC, Abuse, Mpreg, Bondage, Silver/Kagome. Silver is my own
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kagome H.
Quid pro quo by Cenzai Zphria reviews
Due to a long and complicated series of circumstances, Ed, Alphonse Elric, and Alfons Heidrich end up at Hogwarts, along with a few other FMA characters. Crossover with the first Harry Potter book.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Harry P., Edward E.
Fullmetal Hogwarts by fighting-dreamer179 reviews
When transported through the gate to save his brother's life, Ed finds himself stuck at Hogwarts. He must protect those around him from the dangers of both worlds while searching for a way back home. Crossover of Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist FMA .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,706 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Edward E.
Daughter by Bookflower reviews
17 years have passed since the end of Lady Knight. 15 years have passed since Raoul disappeared. 14 and a half years have passed since Buri bore his daughter. Now he returns to find a changed Tortall, and a daughter he has never seen.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Tortall
When worlds collide by loser in the gutter reviews
Ed has a mission. So its off to Harry Potter's school to do it. literally. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Grindelwald by Rein of Review inc reviews
Back from Hiatus for REAL this time! Ed finally found away out of Munich unfortunately, he lands far from Amestris. But going to Hogwarts? And with Roy Mustang? RoyEd, Sirius/Remus. HP: Post HBP. FMA: AU before movie. ALSO: I AM MADE OF FAIL. OBVIOUSLY.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,205 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
To Remember by silkendreammaid reviews
It's been five years since Edward Elric went through the Gate. Now comes a young man with a remarkable likeness. RoyEd. Chapter 9: “Is this some kind of joke?”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,008 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Teardrops in a Muddy Puddle by Waiting To Be Inspired reviews
Rosto breaks Beka's heart, Tunstall leaves and travells across the world to find him while Goodwin and Tansy try to help Beka through her pain. Spoilers for Terrier
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Tortall
Growing Up Addi by Opened Secrets reviews
Sequel to 'Mother in the Knight'Watch as Kel and her new family accept,work thru, and over come lifes many struggles with help from Alanna's temper and Neal's humor. What will happen when old friends, enimies, problems and secrets are revealed?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Tortall
Koga's Lucky Change by Bella595 reviews
What would happen if Kagome found out a secret that InuYasha didn't want her to know? Would she be happy or sad? would she run away or not? were would she go? Rated for future chapters and some certain words.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Kagome H., Kōga - Complete
Swallowed by lies by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
SEQUEL TO PR Ed's personality has changed and Roy's having a hard time accepting it. His drinking habits start coming back and the military notices that with Ed they can pull Roy around. When Hohenheim steps in, they're in a mess. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Edward and Naruto's New Mission by Buri-kun reviews
FMA HP Naruto xover. Edward has been ordered to go undercover at Hogwarts as a student and protect a boy named Harry Potter. Little does he know that Naruto has been given the same task. RoyEd, NaruHina, onesided SasuNaru, WinEd.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
Shattered by xiia reviews
Sequel to On The Brink. It has been one month since the event that changed their lives. When a LtColonel decides to investagate the happenings in the woods that fateful night, will Ed and Roy recover, or will Ed sink even deeper. Rated T just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Roy M., Edward E.
Don't Slip on the Splinters by Getti reviews
Old and literally the biggest pile of shit you'll ever have the displeasure of reading.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,183 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Reasonable Madness by Silentz reviews
It was an anonymous letter written to pass the time. He hadn’t even meant to give it to him. But then he did, and that’s when the trouble began. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,778 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Konoha Hair and Nail Salon by FlightAngel reviews
A professional hairstylist: beauty-school trained, classy, and silent with remorse. A hometrained hairdresser: crude, spunky and refusing to solve problems years old. Throw a love rival into the mix, and, well: there you go. Gaanaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,218 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reactions by CitrusFruit reviews
Kel is pregnant, but she doesn't know quite yet. Neal is the poor healer who you should feel pity for. Kel has to tell Alanna, Lord Wyldon, Raoul, Neal, Dom, Owen, Merric and Tobe about the joyful news.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Bloodhound by Adagio To A Wolf reviews
Bloodhound fanfic edition! Beka and her Dogs are chasing fake silver. Suspicions mounts as the scent points to her friends. All the while, Beka's magic is changing! Will she be the Bloodhound, and smell the rat amongst the Rats? Read Final Author's Note.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,453 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Changing colors by WhiteWolfKitsune reviews
Edward is paying for his sins by involuntarily inflicting pain upon others. Nobody seems to be able to stop his bloody rampage... except maybe Roy Mustang. How will one Elric Brother cope when the other is corrupted? Parental!RoyEdAl, AU. FINISHED!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,613 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Rogue and his Dog by The-Vegetable-Queen reviews
When a vengeful mage transforms Beka, she finds herself shunned by friends who don't recognize her. Only when she rescues Rosto does someone see worth in her new form. They work together to rescue Pounce and change her back. RostoxBeka
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Tortall, Tortall
Alex's Story by alicia.cullen reviews
This story is set after Continuing On. You might want to read that one first if you haven't. Alexis Jay Piper is sixteen and coming into her own. This is her story of love, betrayal, and finding where she fits in.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Tortall
The Night World: Immortal Affliction by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke, a lonely vampire who lives only for revenge, sees humans as prey to be used for his own twisted desires. Naruto, a lonely human with past experiences he'd rather forget, lives a normal, quiet life. That's all about to change... [SasuNaru] [Ita?]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,289 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crimson Tide by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
A new Ishbalan refuge has arisen on Yock Island. After only one month, a murderer has appeared there, taking the lives of innocent civilians. Who is this murderer? Parental! RoyEd toward later chapters, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
At Last by Graceling Katsa reviews
Naraku has been defeated at last. Kagome is deciding whether or not she she should go back to her own time. Will she go or will Inuyasha finally confess his feelings?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
A Fighting Chance by xX.Padfoot.Xx reviews
Beka and her Dogs come across another bar fight, but what happens when it's a setup to get Beka on her own? And why do they keep mentioning a certain Rogue? BekaRosto
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Tortall
Deliver Me by xX-girl with broken wings-Xx reviews
Sequel to Beka Cooper Terrier. Bekka is faced with a terrible choice. Introduction chapter is up! Read and review. Rated T.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/16/2007
Promises in the Moonlight by MelanthaTasia reviews
One fight. That's all it took to break the girl. To drive her away. And one wolf to heal her heart. KogaKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Kōga, Kagome H. - Complete
A father that's never present by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
How important a father actually is? And how much does it hurt when your own is long gone, with no reason known to you? Some questions can't be answered. But can Roy return Ed's trust and love for a father..? Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,871 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Simple by ximashitax reviews
Roy thinks about some things that aren't as simple as they began RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,264 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
A Mirror Darkly by Danielle Anderson reviews
Haunted by their demons, Ed and Roy find themselves falling for each other Warning: AU girl!Ed. Please R&R.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,562 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Central Prison by Smex Lemur reviews
AU. Alchemy is strictly forbidden and anyone who has the talent, is taken prisoner, including a boy named Edward Elric. But he ain't planning on staying there. [RoyEd][AlWinry][EnvyRussell]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Omega One Piece Tournament by Super Kiba Fan reviews
A lot of One Piece characters come together to battle for The best One Piece Character ever! The excitement is huge! Completed after nine chapters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Unleashed by Dark Unicorn Lurking reviews
Rikash Salmalín has been taken as a slave to Maren. His life for the past year has been pain, torture, & working for the Maren king. Now a plot to rescue him has been hatched and is slowly unfolding. But the risks are high & even he may not be willing to.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Tortall
Inerasable Memories by Smex Lemur reviews
Ed confesses, Roy turns down. Hurt, he leaves Central to fight in the war. Two years later, he returns and meets him again, but things are not the same anymore. People change and so do feelings. RoyEd COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,401 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Irony by Veema reviews
COMPLETE When Kagome is rescued in her time by a young man, it didn't take her long to figure out that he was Inuyasha's reincarnation. Will she choose to stay by Inuyasha's side, or will he be rejected like he rejected her? KI
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 211,142 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Can you trust me by NebuNeferu reviews
Why can't you trust me? Aren't we friends?" Those question never leave the mind of a certain three swords swordsman. WARNING: Might contain spoiler. ZxR, a little LxN
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,686 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
No Substitute by Maedhros reviews
After an ill-fated incident, the Go Merry are seeking to replace Zoro.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2005
Foundation of Truth by Bard Linn reviews
SPOILER WARNING! Stranded in another world, Edward find himself ripped through time and space. As luck would have it, he lands in the very place that might be able to help him get home – Hogwarts. Post Series FMA, HP AU Book six cross, COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,476 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
Broken by CrAzYhOrSeGiRl88 reviews
When Daine is captured by Scanrans she is exposed to countless tortures. When Numair comes to save her he finds a shocking sight and is asked and even more shocking favor...DN
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,934 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Tortall
Choking on the Pain by Dragon and the Wild Mage reviews
Something is going on and no one will tell Numair. He wants to know but can he handle the truth? Is it to much pain? Some DN.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
The Trickster by Burnt-Pigeons reviews
The Trickster's daughter loves to have fun...torturing mortals that is...kd or kn
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Daytime Soapies by Evilstrawberry reviews
Take a corny Soap Opera plot, kidnap the TP characters and mix it all together. You end up with something very...interesting. Staring Kel, Cleon, Joren, Briar, Tris, Dom and a bunch of others! Finished with epilogue added!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,561 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Complete
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Konoha Institute for the Criminally Insane reviews
After an unsuccessful attempt to destroy the city of his birth, pyromaniac Tori Deidara finds himself checked into the local mental institution. Yaoi, chaos, and pious squirrel killing ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Dead Living reviews
Sequel to Should Have Spoken Sooner. Roy dwells in Death, and Ed wallows in grief, close to suicidal. An anti-military alchemist has a theory. The Gate feels generous. What will happen next? :p
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Should Have Spoken Sooner reviews
Ed is attracted to Roy, and Roy is attracted to Ed, but neither realizes. Roy gets an unexpected visit, and things go horribly wrong. Roy/Ed Character Death!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Always A Price reviews
Ed and Al have been in our world for 4 years. Al is taken back by a Homunculus called Mischief, leaving a note telling Ed that he will be following soon. Just remember Equivalent Exchange. full inside eventual Fem!Ed/Roy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Starcrossed reviews
What if Beka had been a thief with no siblings, not a Dog? Just something i thought would be fun to write. On Hiatus
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Tortall
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