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Joined 01-22-09, id: 1813588, Profile Updated: 01-14-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
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Naughty Bells Rock by Jaspers Naughty2Shoes reviews
This is an O/S! Bella is engaged to be married, but isn’t happy. What started out as pure flirtation turns into something much more with her fiancé’s best friend. This Christmas Santa has something else in store for her. For the HFTH Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way We Are and the Way We Were by sarahway reviews
One thing that wasn't normal was the current fact that I was driving around the United States in my best friend’s blue Jeep, trying to escape my best friend’s brother who was currently obsessed with killing me and my other best friend. AH, Sexual Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Maid And Master by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Does it need explaining? no longer just a one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Diary of Bella Swan by maddiee.xx reviews
I was unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably in love with him. DON'T READ IF YOU LIKE TWILIGHT OR DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella
Starry Eyed Geek by TheOddsAreForeverInMyFavour reviews
After Jasper comes back from a summer, working on his Grandma's ranch, Bella finally realises she might have more than friendly feelings for her best friend. AH/OOC. First FanFic. A lemony boat full!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Call yourself a vampire, mate? by swampmonsterextraordinaire reviews
Spike shows Edward how REAL vampires do it. Twilight parody. Very, very M rated for sex, non-con, language and violence. Spike/Edward.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Spike, Edward - Complete
English Class by CCherry reviews
Edward is the young new teacher and Bella is the head strong student. You can guess the rest. One shot. *i think im gna make it into a two shot story.i might continue it but give me some time i have to have that epiphany but thank u for all ur comments*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight, How I Despise Thee by Eyes for Eternity reviews
When a strange girl voices how she hates Twilight, the fans get angry...very angry...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
The Girl Who Hated Twilight: Based On A True Story by x0clairedelunex0 reviews
The title speaks for itself.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 281 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Roadside Assistance by AngryKitten reviews
When the truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere, Bella can only hope that the gorgeous mechanic she finds has the right tool for the job. Rated M for lemons and language. AH-AU. Entry for the Love of Jasper One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Moonlight Conversations by Lady Nerd reviews
Edward... Bella... dancing... in the moonlight. Just... talking. Being lovers. ... Fluff-filled... YOU MAY THINK! MWAHAHAHAA! Ahem. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Reasons I Hate Anything Twilight by leopard high in the mountains reviews
Just something I made one day when I was especially fed up with Twilight. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Beneath the Silent Moon by brighterthansunshine28 reviews
I’d never wanted anything or anyone as thoroughly or desperately as I wanted Bella. I wanted her to be mine. I wanted to possess her utterly. I wanted her to bear my name and my children and to be my wife. Submission for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Takes Control! by Tilly123cat reviews
Anti-Twilight Fan-Fiction - as a fun script!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: the Abridged and Humorous Version by Abbey Mae reviews
Not in the mood to go through hundreds of pages of obsessive love to know what happens in the highly overrated and should-be hated Twilight series? Then just click here! Warning: Not intended for overly-defensive Twilight fangirls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Twilight Lovers' Fav Story by A Silenced Angel reviews
If you love Twilight read this. If you hate Twilight I think this would be your new favorite Twilight "story."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blonde, I mean Edward jokes! by Truffle's Girl reviews
Haha! Lets all make fun of Edward! Another one of those ATM Anti-Twilight Movement stories
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Clubbing by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella goes dirty clubbing, she meets a man and they hit it off in more ways than one. Hardcore lemons. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trailer Talk by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward meets Bella for an arrangement that doesn't need words. Hardcore lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
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Dead Girl Walking reviews
DISCONTINUED Sorry dudes, not writing anymore, lost inspiration and lost my love for the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thgiliwt reviews
Twilight, how it should of been done. This is for the lulz
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella - Complete
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