Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.

After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...

On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.

When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash

A race against time to save Bella from forces that are determined to make her suffer. Can Edward get there in time to save his reason for existing? Set during New Moon. Rated M for later chapters. Canon relationships. My first attempt...

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

Entry for Slash BackSlash 3.0 * Won Hosts' pick * - You can cross path with the person meant for you and not realize it because the timing is wrong. But the third time's the charm", right?

Entry for the Eurofornication anonymous contest.Won 1st place in Popular Vote: PARIS. Sometimes an hour becomes a day. EPOV, AH, M, Slash.

Domme Bella is back and has a Sissy kneeling in her dungeon, who happens to also be her boyfriend. HA,OOC,BDSM Birthday present for my friend Dariachenowith.

"The universe changed around me while I slept, and I've fought hard to catch up." Walking into hell? Well, at least she knew who had her back. Garrus/Fem!Shep, mentions Kaidan/Fem!Shep. Rated for language, little bit of sexuality. ME2 Spoilers.

Entry for the Dommella's dungeon anonymous contest.Voted second best entry by Judges. A last scene with a sub; Bella is ready for one of her favorite game. AH, OOC, BDSM

Sequel to Dark Salvation. Master Aro has chosen a new crowned jewel, Edward. "It almost isn't fair for me to take you after I had Jasper as well, but… well, when I see what I want, I take it." E/B eventually with some slash.

When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH

Erin Shepard died a paragon. But by the time the Collectors were defeated, she had become... something else. A look at Shepard's shift into the red. Spoilers, some Shep/Garrus, rated for language, violence, and suggestive themes.

Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?

Angry Garrus is angry, and Shepard goes to extremes to try to help him. *Initially* NONCON, so if that sort of thing upsets you, please steer clear. Oneshot.

Even after finding Sidonis, not everything is right between Shepard and Garrus. Sometimes talking isn't enough to clear the air.

Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.

The night that Shepard stops Garrus from getting the revenge he craves, trust is broken. Spoilers for Garrus' loyalty mission. Warnings: This piece contains NON-CON sexual situations, and as such may be triggering for some. Written for a masskink prompt.

Garrus and Shepared enjoy their night together before hitting the relay.

Trust doesn't come easily to Shepard, but there is one person in the galaxy who has never let her down. Someone she trusts with her life, and gradually, a little more than that. FemShep/Garrus bondage smut, small spoilers for ME2.

The most precious part of being alive needs no words. FemShep/Garrus smut, post-endgame. Very minor spoilers for Garrus romance, sidequest, and ME2 endgame.

A simple outing between friends is supposed to be what friendship is all about,right? That's what J/B/A/R/E thought too, but instead were quickly faced with a scenario worse than any nightmare... Will any of them survive?AH.Violence.M

Alistair has been convinced to accept Morrigan's deal. This is a companion piece to my fic "I Am Not Yours", although it can be read as a stand alone.

Outtakes, future shots, and fun I've had with Bella and Edward from Age of Consent.

The Warden accepts Morrigan's deal, and seeks out Zevran in the night.

True love is hard. True love with a vampire is even harder. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.

2nd Place Mentalward o/s contest. It was heaven and hell all at once, because I knew no one else would ever satisfy me the same way, but I didn’t know if the monster would let me keep her. B/E. A/H. Drama, angst, maybe horror.

A run of the mill business trip lead Rosalie Hale to discover a world she never knew existed. With the guidance of an old friend and the mysteries of new aquaintences, will she be able to return to the life she left behind?

Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.

Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.

Edward and Jasper have always been friends. Follow them as they embark on a journey through serious illness and witness the amazing power of love and the hope it provides. Any such journey is an emotional one so get yourself a fresh box of kleenex.

Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen cross paths one evening. This will be a night that he never forgets.

This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.

Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH

AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?

Oneshot for the Love Through Lemons Contest. Edward's been working late nights at the office. Bella plans a surprise to help them spark up their sex life. What will Edward find when he comes home? AU/AH OOC

Dr. Whitlock accepts an offer to join Carlisle Cullen’s medical practice. Shortly after his arrival in Forks, however, he finds himself instantly attracted to someone he can’t have—his new boss’s favorite son. Jasper x Edward. AU-AH. OOC. Lemons.

No starcrossed lovers to be found here. This is the story of two kids who change each other's way of thinking and not necessarily for the better. The most important lesson they teach each other is knowing when to walk away. Edward/Bella, AH, Very OOC

Breaking Dawn, condensed. Fourth and final installment in the Twilight Mockery series. Rated, as always, for swearing and blunt honesty.

The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.

It was supposed to be a normal hunt for the Winchesters. Too bad they ended up in Forks, Washington.

A companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.