Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
hizzzzz my name is alice well its really alyssa but they both mean the same thing and have the same origin and sound alomst exactly alike and i am going to be an aunt at the end of may! and i have a new baby cousin that is going to be born in august. and my other baby cousin is starting to talk and alice is easier to say i also know alot of alyssa's and melissa's (u see how it gets confusing?) once me my friend alyssa and my other friend shelby and her sister alyssa where all together in the same house so any time alyssa was said we ALL loooked that direction it was so confusing but halarious any ways so yea i go by both so ...i am short for my age and i love to dance i love to read fanfiction and i am currently writing 2 about twilight i love to talk... and shop.. and just hang out with my friends i also love to plan things i am crazy and goofy and laugh at myself when i do something stupid if i like someone and they dont like me back i move on quickly i love the night i always have cuz it holods secrets and its wayyyyy easier to pull pranks and scare people in i have a cousin that is alittle over a year younger than me and she is like my little sister and i love her idk what i would do without her she is tottally awsome i have two brothers one is gonna be a daddy in may his name is brian and the other on is sorta scary looking when you meet him at first but he is kinda like emmett he wouldnt hurt a fly unlesshe had too and his name is trent i love both of my brothers they r both there for me and r a good kind of crazy (well most of the time) they always pull pranks on me once when i was like 3 they found one of my -little things that little kids use for cups- full of milk under the couch and gave it too me yepp it tasted gross idk how long it was there (shiver) they have done alot of mean things to me in the past but thats ok cuz brian is gonna have a kid soon and trent will eventually have one andi plan on corrupting their kids brians to get even... hehehe i am a evil pixie i will teach them the puppy dog face and every thing!!and brians baby is going to be a boy if i havent said that yet anyways his name is (idk how they spell it they havent told me!) so a little boy i will teach him pranks and every thing ahh life is goignt o be great!! i can see that cute little boy doing a puppy dog face just the right way and get almost any thing he wants exspecialy from his grandparents!! hehehe mwahahahaha!!oh and DO NOT TELL MY BROTHERS THIS its going to be a BIG surprize!! lol
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
--93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doen't give a crap, post this on your profile.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no comment)
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think Jasper hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the bitchly kids should just give the damn rabbit the Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want those kids to fall off a cliff and stop trying to steal the Luck Charms, then copy and paste this onto your profile. (i mean come on! first they dont give the rabit the trix and and now they r takin his lucky charms!)
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Jasper(it was edward but i like jasper better u can put edward on your profile), from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' trix, copy and paste this onto your profile! (seriously that poor rabit is gonna die before he gets the trix and you know (sob) he might have a fmaily to feed!)
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this into your profile (hehe...no comment)
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i hate long profiles so i am making it easy all the important stuff for my stories and stuff is gonna be under the line that is above this sentence like the links and info. that you need to knwo so ya...