Zigster
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Joined 01-23-09, id: 1813886, Profile Updated: 05-31-12
Author has written 16 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

UPDATE! IGNORE EVERYTHING BELOW AND READ THIS:

FFnet took down five of my stories without prior warning. I'm slowly posting what I can over on AO3 now. My profile link is: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Zigster

I'll take that Viking in a box,
I'll take him and I'll skip the talks,
I'll take that Viking in a house,
I see no need to wear a blouse,
I'll take the Viking anywhere,
I'll fist my hands in his long hair,
I'll take the Viking, thank you, ma'am.
And up yours, Bill, and Quinn, and Sam.

Gallathea genius of wit and rhyme


NEWS! Come find me on Threadless! I'm just starting to put designs up. My First shirt!


I'm honored and floored to have been made a VIP author on A Different Forest! I've got a cabin and everything!

Link to the Forest
Link to the cabins (forums)
Link to my ADF posted stories

Now my stories will have a second home. :-)


FML I got a Twitter: Zigster_


Would you yield?

Zigster's Fiction Blog

Zigster's Creatures:
That's right, I make shit too.


My Favorite Stories on FF
(in no particular order)

On a Clear Day - Very long but beautiful one shot written for the Harry Potter fandom. It focuses on Draco and Harry and how their odd and often charged personalities come together after the war and develop into a friendship of sorts. It was beautiful, and I loved every word. It's in my favorites.

Girl With a Red Umbrella - It's Paris in the 50's! Need I say more? It's beautiful, and the Edward these two author's create is to die for. Sweet, loyal and a painter who lives in a garret. Classic.

Wide Awake - This is basically my favorite fiction of all time. Wha!? You haven't read it yet? GO NOW! I command you! How dare you sit here reading my stupid ass stories when you can be reading the genius that is that fiction! Blah! It's in my favorites.

The Lost Boys - What is there NOT to love about this story? Screwball comedy and romance. Charming ghosts with witty banter. Victorian mansions and star-crossed lovers. My god, its fabulous! Read it!

Scotch, Gin and The New Girl - I'm gonna let the genius of this story speak to you through a quote. "Target does not suck. It has Pop-Tarts, and camping gear, it's insanely convenient." E.A.C.Yah, hilarious. Go read now. This is also in my favorites.

Tropic of Virgo - one of the sexiest things I've ever read occurs in chapter 8 of this story. I affectionately refer to it as "piano bench soul." Go read it and see what I mean. It's in my favorites.

What I Failed to Realize - NEWLY REPOSTED! This is my favorite slash of all time. I love it dearly, and I'm so happy it's been put back up on the site. For those of you who haven't read it yet, enjoy!

Mr. Horrible - the most hilarious shit I've ever read in my entire life. It's magic! Plus, anyone who references the West Wing in fanfic is my hero for life. Totes.


Story Links and whatnot...

Bourbon and Tea - Banner and Banner #2
Bella's mother's guitar - Gibson Acoustic J-250
B&T Playlist
B & T was reviewed for the "Sunday Selections" on Altered Lambs and Sacrificial Lions! YAY!
B & T was a "Pwn of the week" 9/16/10 on The Fictionators. Awesome!
B & T was also reviewed by Detochkina for the Twi-Fic Promotions blog. Thank you Detochkina!

Racerback - I'm so happy! This won 3rd Place in the High Times Contest! Banner by AG
Twisted in Slash gave me a little shout out recently for my slash stories, including Racerback. You can see the blog entry here. Thanks guys!

Little Margot: Matchmaker - I'm floored and totally effing pumped that Little Margot won First Place in The No Bella Allowed Contest! Here's some imagery to go along with the story - GIF and Banner
Little Margot was reviewed on Twi Slash Unveiled's "Tuesday's Best" by Naelany. Thanks Nae!

It's Just a Flesh Wound - Banner made by BeautifulFigment
This little ditty won a Judge's Pick in The AwkWard contest! Woot! The write up for all the winning fics can be read/seen here: The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster

A Night in Vienna - I'm so happy! Night in Vienna won 3rd place in the Public Vote for The Plot Bunny contest and got a Host Pick from the awesome Yogagal! There's also a banner I put together for it here.
A Night in Vienna was reviewed on Twi Slash Unveiled's "Tuesday's Best" by Captain Jezebel. Thanks Jez!

The Rabbit - Banner
T
he Rabbit was reviewed on Twific Reviews recently. Thanks guys!

There's No Place Like - The Playlist!
Chapter 8: Song used is called Ne Me Quitte Pas by Nina Simone: translates to 'Don't leave me.' Full Translation: Link!

The Bitch and the Hellcat -
BHC banner - Click me and see!
Banner #2 -The Brothers
I drew a sketch of my Hellcat looking all sullen and needing some love. See him here: Hellcat
The Hellcat Playlist

Northman's Off Rivington -
Chapter 14: Sookie's outfit - Link
Chapter 18: The Swedish Cottage and Marionette Theater, located along Central Park West by 79th Street. Link
Il Laboratorio Del Gelato: The BEST gelato this side of Italy. 95 Orchard St. Next to the Tenement Museum. Link
The Northman's Bar is based off of Freeman's, located at the end of Freeman's alley, and unmarked on most maps. Link

Bitch, Where's My Gondola - The little gondola Bella draws on Edward's back can be seen: here
The lovely and wonderful TeamBoyLove made me a banner!

Take This Waltz - If you'd like to hear the song by Leonard Cohen, that goes along with it, here's a youtube link - Take This Waltz


Oh Shizzle, after all this I forgot to tell you about me... hmmm? Does it really matter? I mean, do you really want to know that I am a 24 year old artist with a David Bowie obsession, struggling to make a living in (insert random east coast artistic town name here) like every other 24 year old I know? Come on. Where's the fun in that knowledge?

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,640 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,356 - Follows: 5,286 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,131 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7634 - Favs: 7,973 - Follows: 9,644 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,155 - Follows: 7,822 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3613 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 4,518 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5606 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,377 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by justaskalice reviews
Co-Written w/ spanglemaker9. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose’s letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,699 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bronze Prince by TwiBoy reviews
Where one would think he gave me death by taking away my humanity, I knew the exact opposite; that he gave me life. -- Vamps AU OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Angel of Death by At A Venture reviews
Sookie/Eric. AU. In pre-Reformation France, Sookie is a nun dealing with her new found telepathic ability. When a blond-haired "angel" comes to her convent, she believes she must use her ability for good. Rated M for adult themes. NO MORE UPDATES.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,045 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
E v E by FarDareisMai2 reviews
A Far-Thea production. Yes, this is a collaborative effort between myself and Gallathea. Eric the Vampire and Eric the Professor meet to discuss their stories. Hilarity ensues.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Eric
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
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Bourbon and Tea reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Racerback reviews
"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Written for the High Times Contest. Won 3rd Place Public Vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Snowman reviews
Birthday fic for my beautiful PF, FarDareisMai2... Harry has secluded himself from the world for the holidays. He decides to build a snowman to help keep his mind off things. What happens as he works is the mystery you'll have to read to discover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Night in Vienna reviews
Won 3rd Place in the Plot Bunny Contest! Ed, Jas, Seth, and Emmett are in a band that has been touring for months. But Ed and Jasper have been fighting for most of that time. One day, they get left behind and are forced to deal with their frustration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Northman's Off Rivington reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
It's Just a Flesh Wound reviews
The need for a band-aid can cause a crush. Edward cuts his finger, and a strange, overenthusiastic boy offers to help. Entry for the AwkWard contest. AH/AU Hookahs and spit-takes abound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Northman's Smoking Section reviews
Norhtman's Off Rivington outtakes. Come, have a smoke, or a drink... or neither, and read some paragraphs that got lost by the wayside during the writing process, but were too entertaining to say goodbye to forever.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009
Little Margot: Matchmaker reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Rabbit reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash one-shot contest. Jasper is a cardsharp who knows his strengths and never lets down his guard. Edward is the rabbit that gets paired with him for a one-on-one game of cards. You decide who gets played.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Preludes and Presumptions reviews
Welcome to the first joint venture from your favorite delinquents Linds and Zigs! A reworking of Pride and Prejudice. All Human. Of course. AU. As per usual. Guest starring DCWriter16 and Yogagal!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Eric, Sookie
There's No Place Like reviews
This story takes place after Book 8. The Supes are finally 'coming out' in society, and after a disturbance at Mertlotte's Bar, Sookie suddenly and mysteriously finds herself in a stranger's home, out of the blue. At least, that what she thinks. ;- ESN
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,145 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Take This Waltz reviews
Random one shot set to Leonard Cohen's "Take This Waltz". All Human, AU. The basics: A girl sits in the dark waiting hopelessly for her love to return. Little does she know, he has. Couple makes sense as Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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