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The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7467 - Favs: 6,765 - Follows: 7,607 - Updated: 11/30 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Burning Saints by LayAtHomeMom reviews
As this saint burns, so will burn my soul should I betray the oath of Omertà. I enter alive and will have to leave dead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,605 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 10/26 - Published: 6/26 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Dare You by araeo reviews
He's the guy she's always wanted. She's the girl he shouldn't want. Bro code says you don't go for your friends' ex-girlfriends. It also says you don't go for their sisters. What happens when you breach the bro code? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 8/4 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eight Days by windchymes reviews
A lot can happen in eight days...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 171,373 - Reviews: 4577 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 4/8/2016
Indelible by bannerday reviews
Some experiences, some people, stick with you forever, leaving their mark on your memories. You can't escape what they meant to you and you can't re-write the past. It's indelible. But the future isn't set in stone…it's yours to write. A story about forks in the road of life and a past with a future. AH/AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 240,792 - Reviews: 6307 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Crossing the Lines by sheviking reviews
*ATTENTION! THIS STORY IS BEING TAKEN DOWN ON JULY 7TH, 2017* Desperate times call for desperate measures. Bella is starving for a better life for her and her son, and taking her clothes off in front of a stranger is just the first of many lines she'll cross.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 10772 - Favs: 5,251 - Follows: 6,699 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just This Side of Crazy by deviant bamboo reviews
I deal in crazy all day long, but meeting her made me question my own sanity. Maybe she was certifiably insane, but I believed her. So what did that make me? ***Meet the Mate Contest entry - Voted Most Potential for a Full Story***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,849 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
Dark Paradise by allihavetodoisdream reviews
She lives in a make-believe world of open roads and endless freedom to escape an addiction-riddled mother and a grabby older man with sick intentions. Adrift in a place of uncaring hearts, she makes her getaway. She finds a ratty old motel, late night smokes, a new life, and a boy with a past as clouded as her own. A boy with a dark gentleness too beautiful to ignore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,127 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Bella, Edward
Vices by allihavetodoisdream reviews
A struggling girl lives a colorless life. Until it all changes and her world is filled with neon-bright color. She soon gets swept away in the luxury and glamour of her new life. But everything comes with a price. ExB. Rated M for violence, drug use, language, and sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,914 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Bella, Edward
MVP by AKABrattyVamp reviews
"Baseball is 90% mental, and the other half is physical." -Yogi Berra
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,750 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Old School by bornonhalloween reviews
He's old school, and I think I like it! 2nd Place Judges' and Public Votes, P.S. I LOVE YOU CONTEST.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,530 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Far Away Flame by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
Their story plays in her mind like a kaleidoscope of bittersweet moments in time. Years later, when Bella finally finds the courage to go after what she's always wanted, will it be too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,805 - Reviews: 3379 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kush by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"One hit will make you change your mind."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,488 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fall by MissWinkles reviews
She's got a bulletproof heart but he's got a hollow point smile. He's a gathering storm. A spark in the darkness. A bruised heart just waiting to happen. At rock bottom, Bella Swan has nowhere to fall but everything to lose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,913 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SoCal by Krazyk85 reviews
Being with them wasn't the problem, but losing me was. A life filled with sandy beaches and sunshine, I felt safe here. Nothing bad ever happens in SoCal, except maybe bad Mexican food. Or so I thought. This isn't your everyday love story. Based on the movie Savages. For Kninut, an Edward, Bella, Jasper- polyfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,977 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 11/8/2014
Come Undone by GemmaH reviews
I know everything about Isabella Marie Swan - the girl is an open book - but what she knows about me could be scrawled on a flyleaf, large and untidy, and still have blank space below it. I flip back and forth between happiness at her lack of awareness guilt that she's so much in the dark. She never pushes, never questions. I guess I know she's afraid to ask.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,575 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Bella, Edward
Here's To Now by iambeagle reviews
"When everything goes wrong, that's when adventure starts."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Bella, Edward
Kill The Lights by Jadalulu reviews
How many f**k buddies does it take to screw up a good thing? Two. Or maybe just one of them. Bella's never been great at math. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Bella, Edward
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 414,353 - Reviews: 12169 - Favs: 7,181 - Follows: 9,203 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dirty Little Secret by Sexysiren1981 reviews
AU AH There is nothing more tempting than the forbidden. That goes double for Edward Cullen. Mobcentric storyline. *Story discontinued due to editing*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,144 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Bella, Edward] Carlisle, Jasper
A Case of You by SparrowNotes24 reviews
He's her warning. She's his sweet temptation. An addict always wants what he can't have, even if it will ruin him. "Speak of the devil and she shall appear. Who am I kidding? I'm Beelzebub."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,052 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Bella, Edward
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,567 - Reviews: 4647 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Alaska by Anton M reviews
Complete. For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,192 - Reviews: 4104 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie the Knot - OS - Meet the Mate Contest entry by Payton79 reviews
Statistics say arranged marriages have a better chance at lasting. Is that still true if the couple is chosen by a group of experts and married on TV with at least one partner in it for the wrong reasons? A lost bet, the promise of money and a stranger for a bride. Will confirmed bachelor Edward Masen find a match made in heaven or hell? Inspired by the show Married at First Sight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6768 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 6,393 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Scorched by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"She was unafraid and shameless. She expected to feel everything. And she did." A story about summer, of love and loss, and everything that burns in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,791 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Bella, Edward
Little Dreamer by LyricalKris reviews
Our story opens with a frightened seventeen-year-old girl on the run- battered, starved, exhausted and nine months pregnant. How this is going to turn out is anyone's guess. Life never does know how to play fair.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,140 - Reviews: 4577 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Friends Like That by SueBee0619 reviews
When Alice leaves a drunk Bella to fend for herself, a green-eyed "hottie brottie" comes to the rescue. 4th Place Judge's Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 381 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
An Alliance Of Sorts by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
The day Edward and I were introduced, our parents hoped we'd form a relationship, and we did. However, it wasn't the sort of relationship they'd ever approve of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 384 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
Not Shy of a Spark by IReen Weiss reviews
She's fire. He's the wind. Wild girl. Relentless boy. Bella can't hold her temper and Edward can't hold his tongue. Childhood enemies meet again in the unlikeliest of places. Meet the Mate Entry by IReen and Michal
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 484 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella
The Shift by RachelFish reviews
The start of Bella's senior year finds her at a new school missing old friends. Grades and graduation are her only priorities...until she meets Mase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,949 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015
The Gap by capitalab reviews
Their first encounter is brief, minute, insignificant, forgettable. At least it should be. Edward and Bella live very different lives, but a chance encounter forces them to reexamine everything they thought they wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,142 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Eyes by JennaRay reviews
He tells me I should have walked away when I had the chance, but this pretty-eyed stranger doesn't know what he's gotten himself into with me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,891 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015
Anyone Else But You by iambeagle reviews
Bella's clueless when it comes to men, especially her friend's boyfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected by opal aline reviews
Unhappy with where life has taken her, Bella seeks a second chance in Hollywood. A struggling single mother, will life get the better of her or take her to unexpected places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Bella, Edward, Leah, Seth
Baby by HelliesWorld reviews
Smart, and savvy Bella wants a baby. She is willing to go the mile for one. Edward just happens upon her path.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,626 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
Asylum by darkNnerdy reviews
He is sin personified, wicked and inked, cruelty always at the tip of his tongue. Black wings grace his back, and blood stains his hands. She's the poison he wants to consume, but can she survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
A New York Affair by kirenlocke reviews
"Do not trust Edward Cullen, he will destroy you." She chanted the words every day from nine to five until he decided to up and fuck her brains out against his desk. Slight Possessiveward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Bella, Edward
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3380 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete