Author has written 4 stories for Loonatics Unleashed, Wolverine & the X-Men, and Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
G'day mates! Welcome to an Australian writers page. If you have a problem with me, then *raspberry noise* off, 'cos I'm weird, crazy and damn proud of it.
Guess I better introduce meself. Right then, here we go;
Name: Difference-Equals-Normal, or Den for short.
Will also go by the following: Red, Little Miss Evil Giggles (because whenever I laugh, people say I'm giggling like an evil person), Skater (my middle elder sister decided to call me this when we were younger. It stuck)
Age: In my 20's, yet I look like I'm 16 or younger.
Interests/Hobbies: anime, manga, novels, TV and video games, writing stories, daydreaming about whatever I plan to write next, playing games, listening to music, sleeping, watching TV or movies, cruising the internet and reading other peoples stories on here. Recently, I've become addicted to Youtube (mostly Markiplier and Jackseptceye) to the point were my family is concerned about my sanity. Or what little I had left before I found this site.
Fave Anime: Naruto, Wolf's Rain, Kino's Journey, Blade.
Fave Novels: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit (J.R.R Tolkien); Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling); Contest, Hover Car racer, Temple, Ice Station, Seven Ancient Wonders, Area 7, Six Sacred Stones, Scarecrow, Hell Island, Five Greatest Warriors, Scarecrow and the Army of Thieves, The Great Zoo of China, Troll Mountain (Matthew Reilly); Star Wars the Clone Wars (Karen Travis); Deltora Quest (Emily Rodda); Rohan of Rin: The Journey (Emily Rodda); Dragon Rider (Cornelia Funke); Megatokyo.
Fave TV shows: Mythbusters, NCIS, NCIS: New Orleans, Transformers Animated, Transformers Armada, Transformers Prime, The Secret Saturdays, Legion of Superheroes, Generator Rex, Star Wars the Clone Wars (2008), Star Wars Rebels (I. LOVE. KANAN!), Hawaii 5-0, Bondi Vet, Stoked, Power Rangers Samurai, The Adventures of Tintin, The Big Bang Theory, Young Justice, Ruby Gloom, Huntik: Secrets and Seekers, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Horrible Histories, Criminal Minds, Once Upon a Time, Arrow, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic (and yes, I am a Bronie. If that makes me a dork then whoop-dee-dingle-doo! As if I wasn't a self-labelled whack-a-doo already!), Ultimate Spider Man, How to Train your Dragon TV series, Agents of SHIELD, Max Steel Reboot (or whatever the hell it's called), Ben 10 Omniverse, Thunderbirds are Go! and Slugterra.
Fave Movies: Tangled, Gulliver's Travels, Gnomeo and Juliet, Rush Hour 3, Kung Fu Panda 1 and 2, V for Vendetta, Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen, The Adventures of Tintin: Secrets of the Unicorn, The Avengers, Rise of The Guardians, Hotel Transylvania, The Hobbit, The Lord of The Rings trilogy, Alice in Wonderland (The Johnny Depp version), Hansel and Gretel, King Kong (2005), Wizard of Oz (2013) Iron Man 1 and 2, Captain America the First Avenger, Thor, Frozen (BEST. MOVIE. EVER!!!!!), Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, My Neighbour Totoro, Blade.
Fave Video games: Pokémon, Super mario 64, Professor Layton 1, 2 and 3, Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks, Kingdom Hearts I and II, Naruto Ultimate Ninja, Lego Marvel Superheroes (I blame my friend for that: she knew I had a Coulson addiction, and she fekking fed it)
Random stuff I found on the internet and found really cute, so I had to post it.
Why guys go out with girls:
When she says she's cold= she wants you to hold her tight.
If you found this sweet and wish a guy you knew was like this, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A Real boyrfriend. And yes i know some have been repeated, but you can never have too much of a good thing.
When she walks away from you= follow her.
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying a word.
If you wish that the love of your dreams was like this, copy and paste onto your profile.
What a kiss means.
I love the rain- with that tiny rainbow at the end that lightens up my heart, like when you touch my hand.
If you believe this, and dream for the one you love the most; copy and paste this onto your profile.
I heard an interesting thing the other day, which I found supremely HILARIOUS!! And I hope you do too.
You know why they call a shark a shark?
When I heard this, I swear I almost died laughing! The guy who came up with this was a classic!
A friend is someone who will ask if there's a problem and then ignore it completely.
If you agree that friends should pester the heck out of you till you tell them your problems, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Random quotes I heard... and nearly died laughing about.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. (No idea who said this, but I will state once I do find out).
You build character through perversity!
"I wish the ring had never come to me...I wish none of this ever happened."
Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love. Because a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever. (unknown)
"You may destroy me, but I will NOT live in fear!" (Leonardo, "Return to New York, prt 3")
"Failure...fear...in the lives we lead, these things are inevitable. How we deal with them, that is the true test of our character." (Usaggi, "Samurai Tourist")
"Ah! I hate this techno-crud! Just show me what to hit!" (Raphael, "Aliens Among Us") (Is it just me, or does Raph have some best one-liners?)
"Whoa Sherly! Down girl! What's gotten into you?"
"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." (Anne Lamatt)
I'm perfectly happy with who I am. It's who everyone else is that depresses me. (can't quite remember who said this, just saw it on someone's profile and agreed with it)
"It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead." (Jospeh Heiler)
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. You Christians are so unlike your Christ." (Mohandas Gandhi)
Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so that means weird is good.
You laugh, I laugh; you cry, I cry; you fall off a cliff...I laugh even harder!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people!" Well...I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG!... I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"Whatever it is, I didn't do it! And even if I did do it you can't prove that I did it!" (Me on numerous occasions to various family members)
Me: "No one is allowed to touch me, because it freaks me out for some freaky reason!"
Me (Watching Transformer: Revenge of the Fallen): I wonder how they do that.
This is a quote I've had in my head for years: it's a short dialogue between my oldest OC Roxas and Captain Rex from Star Wars, whom I love to tease.
Mushu: I LIIIIIIVE! (silence) So what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor? You just say the word, and I'm there!
Mulan: Who am I kidding? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
Quotes from Criminal Minds:
(Garcia calls Morgan on his cellphone.)
Morgan: Oh, one last thing. Look up the words "sexy" and "brilliant" in that computer of yours, and tell me what you come up with.
The Best Quote To Live By.
"Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one." Timothy McGee, NCIS "Endgame."
Status: Universal Writer. Basically, whichever universe (story, movie, book, you get the idea) I'm in at the current moment, you'll find something of my work there: it could be something incredibly useful, or I could just be there to be really evil and mean (as in funny ha-ha evil and mean, not really evil and mean...unless you're Kid Flash. In that case, he really deserves it).
Age: Appears to be in my 20's, but I'll actually be ageless.
Appearance: Red hair (any length), glasses, cleft lip, black t-shirt, jeans and boots. Appearance may change depending on the story.
Personality: I'm...interesting, as many people will tell you. I can be very nice and polite, always willing to have a cuppa and a chat with anyone who wants it, and will slightly bend the Rules of the Universe if I feel the need is reasonable. On the other hand, if you mess with one of my characters, then heaven help you because I will make it rain brimstone so hard that even the Devil will go 'Oh, fek...RUN!'
Favorites: Alenka (My Wolverine and the X-Men OC), Rose (Panther and the Rose OC), Kaldur'ahm (Young Justice. He's a total sweetheart.), Robin/Nightwing (Young Justice. He's always good for a giggle), Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds. Come on, how can you not like him?), Dr Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds. He's sweet, adorable, and you just want to turn him into a plushie and hug him!) Scooby Doo and Shaggy Rogers (Scooby Doo *any version. Those two may be the reason my cupboards are always empty, but at least they make things fun), All four TMNT brothers (2003 version. I can't really list a reason not to like them.), Charles Xavier (X-Men *any version, though partial to Patrick Stewart), Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Geordi LaForge (Star Trek the Next Generation), Applejack, Fluttershy, Discord and Big Macintosh (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic), Berto Martinez, Max McGrath, Steel and Commander Forge (Max Steel. It's become my mission in life to make Berto and Max really uncomfortable around me. Forge and Steel love me for it.)
A Message from D-E-N.
Hello, everyone! Nice to see you all survived 12/12/12 and the end of the Mayan calender! I know I'm supposed to have a story out by now, but I received distressing news my grandpa: the source of my will to write anything, had died on 21/08/12 and as a result...everything pretty much went kaput. BUT I am slowly getting back there.
My next story that will be posted will be my Avengers: EMH story...and I will say it now because when more stories start arriving, I know someone will point it out. Yes, I will be drawing inspiration from the Disney princesses for my OC's in various stories, although maybe a bit different. Some will stay true to their Folklore parts (example, Briar Rose will be put under a sleeping spell, though in a different twist) while others will totally forgo the rule (another example, Alice and the Battle Force 5 series...should be interesting).
SO! To recap: I'm not dead; I'm slowly regaining my will to write, I'm trying to be normal (pfft! Yeah right!) and I should have a new chapter out soon. If not, someone kindly send me a PM that metaphorically kicks my ass into gear. Much thanks!
D-E-N, outta here!