Author has written 4 stories for Loonatics Unleashed, Wolverine & the X-Men, and Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
G'day mates! Welcome to an Australian writers page. If you have a problem with me, then *raspberry noise* off, 'cos I'm weird, crazy and damn proud of it.
Guess I better introduce meself. Right then, here we go;
Name: Difference-Equals-Normal. Reason for the change is listed at the bootm of my page.
Will also go by the following: D-E-N, Den, Red, Little Miss Evil Giggles (because whenever I laugh, people say I'm giggling like an evil person), The Almighty Head Slapper (said by my mum once or twice), Skater (my middle elder sister decided to call me this when we were younger. It stuck)
Age: What's it to you? I'm over 15, that's all you need to know.
Interests/Hobbies: anime, manga, novels, TV and video games. *Updated info* writing stories, daydreaming about whatever I plan to write next, playing Professor Layton, Legend of Zelda games on my DS, listening to music, sleeping, watching tv or movies, cruising the internet and reading Mylifeisaverage.com and lovegivesmehope.com. Recently, I've become addicted to DearGirlsAboveMe.com to the point were my family is concerned about my sanity. Or what little I had left before I found this site.
Fave Anime (and characters): YuGiOh (Yugi Muto and Joey Wheeler), YuGiOh GX (Jaden Yuki, Tyranno Hassleberry, Jim 'Crocodile' Cook, Axel Brodie, Jesse Anderson and Adrian Gecko), DNAngel (Dark and Daisuke Niwa), Naruto (need I really say who? Just about everyone is great...except Sakura and Ino; they just freak me out), Wolf's Rain (Kiba, Tsume, Toboe, Blue and Hige).
Fave Manga (plus characters): YuGiOh (see above list), YuGiOh GX (again above), DNAngel (yup, it's up there), Naruto (like I said, it's up there), Saiyuki (Son Goku and Cho Hakkai, I love those two!)
Fave Novels: Lord of the Rings (J.R.R Tolkien); Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling); Contest, Hover Car racer, Temple, Ice Station, Seven Ancient Wonders, Are 7, Six Sacred Stones, Scarecrow, Hell Island, Five Greatest Warriors, Scarecrow and the Army of Theives (Matthew Reilly); Moonlight Warrior (Janet Chapman); Doctor Who (various authors); Dark Embrace (Brenda Joyce); Diablo (Georgina Gentry); Big Bad Wolf (Christine Warren); Tempt Me with Darkness, Seduce Me in Shadows, Possess Me at Midnight (Shayla Black), Star Wars the Clone Wars (Karen Travis).
Fave TV shows: all three CSI's (though I stopped watching after they killed Warrick off: not happy then), Doctor Who, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Inspector Rex, Law and Order (SVU and CI) and Num3rs, Supernatural, NCIS, Transformers Animated, Transformers Armada, Transformers Prime, The Secret Saturdays, Legion of Superheroes, Generator Rex, Ellen, TMZ, Star Wars the Clone Wars, Hawaii 5-0, Bondi Vet, Stoked, Power Rangers Samurai and Mystic Force, The Adventures of Tintin, The Big Bang Theory, Young Justice, Ruby Gloom, Huntik: Secrets and Seekers, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Thundercats (2011), Horrible Histories, Crimnal Minds, Once Upon a Time.
Fave Movies: Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey, Jude Law), Tangled (Disney, plus all the old school movies because they're totally awesome!), Gulliver's Travels (Jack Black) Gnomeo and Juliet (Saw it. Loved it!), Rush Hour 3 (Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan), Kung Fu Panda (Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Chan), V for Vendetta (Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman), Transformers and Tranformers: Revenge of The Fallen, The Adventures of Tintin: Secrets of the Unicorn (I seriously have an addiction to that movie! Jamie Bell is the perfect voice for Tintin! And Andy Serkis is just bloody brilliant as Haddock!), The Avengers, Rise of The Guardians, Hotel Transylvnia, The Hobbit, The Lord of The Rings trilogy, Alice in Wonderland (The Johnny Depp version), Hansel and Gretel (Jeremy Renner, what can I say?), King Kong (2005), Wizard of Oz (2013).
Fave Video games: Pokemon (DS), Super mario 64 (DS), Professor Layton 1, 2 and 3 (DS), Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks (DS), Kingdom Hearts I and II (PS2), Naruto Ultimate Ninja (PS2) Final Fantasy X (PS2).
Random stuff I found on the internet and found really cute, so I had to post it.
Why guys go out with girls:
When she says she's cold= she wants you to hold her tight.
If you found this sweet and wish a guy you knew was like this, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A Real boyrfriend. And yes i know some have been repeated, but you can never have too much of a good thing.
When she walks away from you= follow her.
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying a word.
If you wish that the love of your dreams was like this, copy and paste onto your profile.
What a kiss means.
I love the rain- with that tiny rainbow at the end that lightens up my heart, like when you touch my hand.
If you believe this, and dream for the one you love the most; copy and paste this onto your profile.
I heard an interesting thing the other day, which I found supremely HILARIOUS!! And I hope you do too.
You know why they call a shark a shark?
When I heard this, I swear I almost died laughing! The guy who came up with this was a classic! I love comedy, especially when it's coming from a vampire-all-things-scary-themed resturant.
A friend is someone who will ask if there's a problem and then ignore it completely.
If you agree that friends should pester the heck out of you till you tell them your problems, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Random quotes I heard... and nearly died laughing about.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. (No idea who said this, but I will state once I do find out).
You build character through perversity!
"I wish the ring had never come to me...I wish none of this ever happened."
"You can't say 'I'll die sometine anyway'! Don't force yourself to be alone! If you're alive, you can meet that person, somewhere, someday! The person will be glad you're alive! So live..." (Daisuke, "DNAngel")
"Cause that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, cause otherwise we'd just drop like a rock wondering the whole way down 'why did I jump?' So here I am, falling...and there's only one person that makes me feel like I can fly, and that's you." (Alex, "Hitch") (Personally I never saw the film, I just liked the quote because it was nice.)
Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love. Because a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever. (unknown)
"You may destroy me, but I will NOT live in fear!" (Leonardo, "Return to New York, prt 3")
"Failure...fear...in the lives we lead, these things are inevitable. How we deal with them, that is the true test of our character." (Usaggi, "Samurai Tourist")
"Ah! I hate this techno-crud! Just show me what to hit!" (Raphael, "Aliens Among Us") (Is it just me, or does Raph have some best one-liners?)
"Whoa Sherly! Down girl! What's gotten into you?"
"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." (Anne Lamatt)
I'm perfectly happy with who I am. It's who everyone else is that depresses me. (can't quite remember who said this, just saw it on someone's profile and agreed with it)
"It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead." (Jospeh Heiler)
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. You Christians are so unlike your Christ." (Mohandas Gandhi)
Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so that means weird is good.
You laugh, I laugh; you cry, I cry; you fall off a cliff...I laugh even harder!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people!" Well...I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG!... I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"Whatever it is, I didn't do it! And even if I did do it you can't prove that I did it!" (Me on numerous occasions to various family members)
Me: "No one is allowed to touch me, because it freaks me out for some freaky reason!"
Me (Watching Transformer: Revenge of the Fallen): I wonder how they do that.
Mushu: I LIIIIIIVE! (silence) So what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor? You just say the word, and I'm there!
Mulan: Who am I kidding? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
Quotes from Criminal Minds:
(Garcia calls Morgan on his cellphone.)
Morgan: Oh, one last thing. Look up the words "sexy" and "brilliant" in that computer of yours, and tell me what you come up with.
The Best Quote To Live By.
"Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one." Timothy McGee, NCIS "Endgame."
Status: Sage Writer (basically, I appear to my OC's as their sort of guardian angel, minus wings, and I guide their lives by writing it. Though they do surprise me sometimes with either their stupidity or ingenuiety.)
Age: Appears to be in my 20's, but I'll actually be ageless.
Apperance: Red hair (any length), glasses, cleft lip, black t-shirt, jeans and boots. Appearance may change depending on the story.
Personality: I'm nice. Really, I am, but sometimes there are some people who need a kick in the rear to get going, or a blunt point of view. Surprisingly easy to get along with (unless you're Hawkeye, tee-hee-hee!), but if you mess with me, boy you'd better start running 'cos I will hurt you. And with the powers granted by the Sage Writer stauts...let's just say it won't be pretty.
A Message from D-E-N.
Hello, everyone! Nice to see you all survived 12/12/12 and the end of the Mayan calender! I know I'm supposed to have a story out by now, but I received distressing news my grandpa: the source of my will to write anything, had died on 21/08/12 and as a result...everything pretty much went kaput. BUT I am slowly getting back there.
My next story that will be posted will be my Avengers: EMH story...and I will say it now because when more stories start arriving, I know someone will point it out. Yes, I will be drawing inspiration from the Disney princesses for my OC's in various stories, although maybe a bit different. Some will stay true to their Folklore parts (example, Briar Rose will be put under a sleeping spell, though in a different twist) while others will totally forgo the rule (another example, Alice and the Battle Force 5 series...should be interesting).
SO! To recap: I'm not dead; I'm slowly regaining my will to write, I'm trying to be normal (pfft! Yeah right!) and I should have a new chapter out soon. If not, someone kindly send me a PM that metaphorically kicks my ass into gear. Much thanks!
D-E-N, outta here!
I proudly support The Smile Brigade! The Smile Brigade's aim is to give somebody who's the victim of bullying a smile, to let them know that they're not alone and they don't have to suffer in silence. If someone you know is being hurt by bullying, from school, work, or even family, give them a smile and make them happy.
To be part of The Smile Brigade, just copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Difference-Equals-Normal.
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