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Joined 01-24-09, id: 1814857, Profile Updated: 02-09-11
Author has written 20 stories for Waking the Dead, Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures, Doctor Who, and Harry Potter.

Hey! I'm a slightly ditzy British undergraduate student currently in her second year of studying English and History at uni.

There are many, many things I love watching- everything from sitcoms like 'Friends' and 'Coupling' to detective series like 'Waking the Dead' and 'New Tricks'. I also love musicals and anything relating to the Whoniverse- 'Doctor Who', 'Torchwood' and 'The Sarah Jane Adventures'.

In spite of watching a LOT of things, I write for very few of them. I made my first foray into fanfic when I was about 13, but that writing was so epically bad I abandoned the notion for a long time whilst I waited for my writing to improve. Six years later, I love writing for Waking the Dead (though most of that is on hold at the moment), New Tricks (albeit mostly unpublished), the Sarah Jane Adventures (my guilty pleasure) and of course Torchwood. My latest obsession is Harry Potter, in particular Severus/Minerva. Most of my HP stuff is thus far unpublished because I'm working on something of an epic, and I've learnt my lesson about posting too soon. I actually need a beta for this, so if you're interested please take a look at the note in bold at the bottom of my profile.

I am a hopeless romantic at heart, so romance and relationships tend to play a big part in my writing. This is especially true of Torchwood, where the majority of my writing is AU Janto rom-coms. Most of these are works in progress at the moment and as such unposted, but if you like that kind of thing have patience- I have a lot in the works. With any luck I'll have at least another couple published by the end of the year.

So that's what I write. And reading? My favourite style of fic is AU Janto romance, though there are some amazing canon Janto romances out there too. As you can probably tell from my writing and/or favourites list, I'm a die-hard Janto fangirl. On the other hand, I don't hate Gwen and tend to avoid fics which bash her. (Though sometimes the Jantoness of a fic is so amazing I can overlook mild bashing.) She's fun to write and makes such a good friend to the boys. Plus, wherever she goes Rhys trips clumsily after, putting his feet in his mouth- which is also great fun to read and write. (Don't get me wrong, I do like Rhys. But he's just so good for the humour...) As well as loving Janto and Gwhys, I'm also quite a fan of Towen and love the Tosh/Owen interaction in Torchwood series 2. So that's the main cast. As for other characters... I have an inexplicable soft spot for John Hart. I think it might be the sarcasm- like Ianto, Owen and PC Andy, he is such fun to write! Trouble is, I can never write him evil. Oops...

In other fandoms, I'm also a huge fan of Boyd/Grace (Waking the Dead); Monica/Chandler (Friends); Sally/Patrick (Coupling); Dempsey/Makepeace (Dempsey and Makepeace); Holmes/Watson (Sherlock Holmes); and Severus/Minerva (Harry Potter). Though I read quite a bit of each, the only two I actually write are Boyd/Grace and Severus/Minerva. Added to these, I'm also quite possibly the only New Tricks fan in the world who writes Sandra/Strickland. It is a little unorthodox, I know, but their relationship started in my mind at the end of series 2- the one series with genuine, canon suggestion at the possibility of attraction!- and my brain has flatly refused to accept all signs to the contrary in all subsequent series. Yes, it's quite possible they'd kill one another; but volatile relationships can be so much fun to write. If anyone else sees the relationship possibility there, do please let me know! Of course, like I said, it's possible I'm the only one. I blame the aforementioned hopeless romanticism.

Anyways, enough about me. Thanks for reading my profile, and I do hope you enjoy my writing!

Update 09/01/2011:

Sincerest apologies to my Torchwood readers- my TW muse has gone AWOL, so although I fully intend to finish 'A Marriage of Convenience' and 'Models and Musicians: Matchmaking', I cannot say WHEN they will be finished and cannot promise an update any time soon. Am keeping my fingers crossed that my muse will return soon, so we shall have to see how it goes. In the meantime, thank you for reading and I appreciate your patience. =)

09/02/11:

Searching for a beta reader! I am currently looking for someone to beta a lengthly pre-canon Harry Potter fic focusing on Severus, Minerva, Dumbledore and Voldemort. I am confident with my spelling and grammar; but I need someone with an eye for pace and plot who knows these four characters backwards and can help me with my characterisations. The better you know the canon, the better because I am deviating in a number of key places but wish to keep my story as close to Rowling's canon as possible. Essentially I need a sounding-board whom I can bounce ideas off, and who will keep me on track with the plot and characterisation. There will be Severus/Minerva romance involved, so you must be ok (or better, enthusiastic!) about that. If this sounds like something you feel capable of beta'ing and you're interested in taking on the job, please drop me a message. Thanks.

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A Thoroughly Unwelcome Proposal by LD Little Dragon reviews
A post HBP twisted version of the 'WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge' fics: Snape gets caught by the Ministry's new law when a Weasley does a very, very bad thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Fight for this Love by Amethystbutterflies reviews
It's easy to fall in love and just as easy to fall out of love, but what about still being madly in love, but not being able to stay together? AU Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,660 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Short Stories by Helen Pattskyn reviews
A collection of mostly "short" stories that I'll post as the Muses hit. All Jack/Ianto. Mostly fluff, but some serious: hurt/comfort, romance. Most rated T. Some chapters more mature themed: smut or violence, not too graphic. Later chapters AU.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 296,662 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Lady in Waiting by Mickleditch reviews
Lieutenant Gruber finds himself responsible for a worse for wear Private Geerhart, and the two of them make some surprising discoveries. Friendship/romance, some humor, some angst.
Allo Allo! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Black Knight Moves Forward by the real snape reviews
The Giant Wizard Chess is meant to protect the Philosopher's Stone. But, as Severus finds out, there's more to it than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Falling Into Place by riftintime reviews
Jack Harkness accepts a job at an IT company in Cardiff, hoping to begin a new life. When he's teamed up with a brilliant but broken Welshman, their lives may change in ways they never could have imagined. Jack/Ianto AU.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,797 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
What About Now by Amethystbutterflies reviews
"Are you kidding me? You don't remember bringing in that!" Owen pointed to the airborne dinosaur. Jack shook his head. "Nope, nothing."
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The JB Story by believable-pen reviews
Just another day in the life of Torchwood do you know what JB stands for? Tell us and if you're right you can decide the outcome of this story...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011
Winter Gifts by Squibstress reviews
AU. Years after the final battle, Minerva visits Severus at St. Mungo's. Severus has a birthday request. Warnings: Mention of suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Minerva M., Severus S.] - Complete
Forever my Love by Helen Pattskyn reviews
AU. When last we left Jack and Kam, the Captain had a hefty price on his head, ostensibly over a murder that...well, he did commit, but we all know the Empire doesn't care about one dead spacer, they're interested in an alien artefact.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,447 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jack H.
Torchwood Tales by the Ambassador reviews
'The Bravest Man In The World' and other stories.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010
Up Against The Wall by Just Gabz reviews
Jack doesn't want Ianto to rely on anything else to make him feel good. Inspired by the song 'Up Against The Wall' by Boys Like Girls. Development of Jack and Ianto's relationship throughout the series.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Making passes at men wearing glasses by Pooky1234 reviews
Glasses can be sexy.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Improper Use of a National Anthem by remuslives23 reviews
Jack and Ianto celebrate yet another holiday they missed while Jack was away. Read the notes within for details of the fics that inspired this.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Nine till Five by Amethystbutterflies reviews
Jack Harkness is gay and lonely, until a brown haired women sweeps into his hair salon, bringing with her, welsh accents and news of a coffee that's as good as sex.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The long road by JolinarJackson reviews
The firsts in Jack and Ianto's relationship starting with the first day at work. Told in twenty-four drabbles.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
West End Story by Amethystbutterflies reviews
West End star Jack Harkness and Welsh History teacher Ianto Jones are worlds and miles apart. How will their lives change when their worlds collide? AU. On Hiatus
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,754 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
BEYOND THE VALE REPOSTED TRIBUTE by deetatarant reviews
JACK AND IANTO GO TO SCOTLAND...THIS IS FOR SOLSBURY GIRL WHO PASSED AWAY LAST WEEK, THIS WAS HER FAV STORY OF MINE... I WILL MISS HER VERY MUCH.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Staff Meeting by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting to discuss a concerning rumor. Humor, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
No Day at the Beach by TheDoctorAndSarah reviews
Ever wonder what made Sarah Jane the Doctor's favorite companion? Seems she found out a little secret about the Doctor that all the others never managed to discover... 4/Sarah - One shot
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
The Immortality of the Deathless by milady dragon reviews
AU - When Master Archivist Ianto Jones of Torchwood Castle discovers evidence of a powerful, ancient Artifact, Baroness Gwen Williams hires mercenary Captain Jack Harkness and his people to locate it. JackXIanto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,516 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
OF PELLET GUNS, PIGEONS AND PIZZA by deetatarant reviews
This was going to be sent into TW magazine but to be honest I forgot to do it........
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Too Many Cooks Spoil the Cake by Arlath's Star reviews
There’s chaos in Ianto’s kitchen when Jack decides that a team baking session is just what they all need. Ianto, needless to say, is not particularly impressed.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Rules by the real snape reviews
The seventh year at Hogwarts. Much has changed, for the Deputy Headmistress as well as for the new Headmaster. But it seems that some rules can still be the same …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Sandwich by Kistelle reviews
Short little oneshot. As the title suggests it's about a sandwich. A very disgusting sandwich. Please Read and Review!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Jack H., Owen H. - Complete
Ten Rules for Successful Dating by Nancy Brown reviews
Ianto looked at him. "When did you move in?" Part of my fake third season.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Belief by JerBearThompson reviews
She sometimes feels like something's passing her by but Uncle Jack will occasionally ruffle her hair and say all things come in time and she'll know what she needs to know, when she needs to know it. - AU, Gwen's point of view.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
51st Century Pheromones Vs? by Beregond5 reviews
Jack is quite proud of his pheromones. He's about to meet his master. Slash. JackXIanto. Set at some point after the Adrift episode. Beware of the crack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Underneath Your Clothes by CatS81 reviews
When Boyd is given a new assignment from high up in the chain of command, he will be forced to finally confront the nature of his feelings for Grace...
Waking the Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
The Doctor of Boeshane by Caz Malfoy reviews
When a freak storm sends PCs Gwen Cooper and Andy Davidson to the mystical land of Boeshane, they encounter a talking scarecrow, a tin woodsman, a cowardly lion, an evil mage, and a mysterious Doctor. Will they ever get home?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Never by Dubbers reviews
Jack's latest team bonding idea involves lots of alcohol. Rhys finds out some unexpected things. Please R&R.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
The Darian Con by zsazsa4168 reviews
AU: Jack and Ianto are private dicks. Gwen Cooper hires them to find a stolen object, but all is not as it seems.... Written for TW big Bang
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Bagatelle: More Jack, Kam and the Bonny Welshman by sidlerocks reviews
The seventh chapter of the ongoing adventures of Jack Harkness, Kam Anders and the crew of the Bonny Welshman. Actually subtitled "The Further Adventures of the Bonny Welshman" but it wouldn't fit...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,219 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Normalcy? by arianna99 reviews
WARNING: This is a parody, mostly of bad fanfic Just a normal day at the hub...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
A Different Bend by gnails reviews
In which the world is ending. Jack and Ianto in Donna's alternate universe from Doctor Who's 'Turn Left'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Ianto Jones' Diary by torchwoodfour reviews
Ch 50. This is Torchwood, Jack & life through Ianto's eyes, from the beginning, the Battle of Canary Wharf. After life, after death, there is time to just be and remember to: Breathe While You’re Able.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,046 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Life's Revelations: Head Games by Xennie.B reviews
Life's Revelations #? - A few of Ianto's UNIT friends see a new side of Ianto and Cpt Harkness when they come to UNIT demanding changes.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Instinct by HollyFire reviews
Sarah can't remember all that transpired on their last adventure on the planet Rashua. This sequel to "Simply Stated" fully explains the Doctor's and Sarah's adventure and how it's made the Doctor realize his true feelings for Sarah.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
The Brides of the Sheikh by Ceefax reviews
AU. Jack's the ruler of a little desert penisula known as Bho-Shiyn, where Ianto arrives looking for a clue to his past...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Cavatina: Ongoing Adventures of the Bonny Welshman by sidlerocks reviews
The continuing saga of the Bonny Welshman and Kam Anders, picking up right where "Janus and Hestia" left off.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Janus and Hestia by Helen Pattskyn reviews
AU Future. COMPLETE Jack, Kam and the crew of the Bonny Welshman are heading into unhcarted territory to salvage a lost ship....
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,938 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jack H. - Complete
OF FISH, FOOD AND FLU by deetatarant reviews
Jack tries to help.....never good!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
More Things Ianto Jones has Learned at Torchwood 3 by Solsbury Girl reviews
Fluffy?" Owen might say so. "Observant?" Ianto might say so. "Salacious?" That would be Jack - who else?
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
OF WOMEN, WALLYS AND WEEVILS by deetatarant reviews
The men discuss women's issues....RATED T FOR SUBJECT MATTER.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
OF SURGEONS, SICKIES AND SUVs by deetatarant reviews
Owen ponders Jack's driving and Ianto punishes Jack for Jack's driving...It's disgusting, trust me.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Fairy Godmother Donna Noble Style by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
AU. the Doctor's new companion, Reinette does not please his four companions, when the four of them get banned from Jack's party Donna sets out to play fairy godmother, Rose being her Cinderella.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Donna N. - Complete
OF DOCTORS, DOGS AND DINOSAURS by deetatarant reviews
Jack's been a bit naughty again.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
OF CAPTAINS, CATS AND COFFEE by deetatarant reviews
Splat comes to the Hub. WARNING: Not for dog lovers! Hehe.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
If You Go Down In The Woods Today by Jayneysuk reviews
The Team get sent on a little team bonding weekend, which for some involves a little more than bonding. Grace and Boyd pairing.
Waking the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
A Different World: I Never by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
A Different World, post JE. The Torchwood Team, Sarah Jane, Martha, Mickey, Donna, Rose and the Doctor play a game of I Never. mostly a crack fic, slight angst, spoilers to my A Different World fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Intermezzo: Another Tale of Kam Anders by sidlerocks reviews
The further adventures of Jack, Kam and the crew of The Bonny Welshman. Follows Helen Pattskyn's Forget Not Me and my own Interlude-A Tale of Kam Anders. Helen's next story starts up where this one ends..
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 24,215 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Interlude: A Tale of Kam Anders by sidlerocks reviews
A continuation with her permission and collaboration of Helen Pattskyn's marvelous "Forget Not Me", a future fic set within the history of her AU'Verse. Just to tide everyone over until she has time to return to the adventures of The Bonny Welshman.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,440 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
PRECIOUS THINGS TREASURED by deetatarant reviews
Part of the 'precious things' series.....
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Forget Not Me by Helen Pattskyn reviews
Near the end of the 26th century, Jack meets someone who brings back a flood of old memories... but is it really him or does Jack just want it to be? Not REALLY a Torchwood fic, as only Jack is still alive... See note inside about rating.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,374 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jack H. - Complete
INTIMATE EXCHANGES by deetatarant reviews
Two boys cuffed to a radiator!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
THE RAT by deetatarant reviews
Jack does not like to lose a wager. needed something silly.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Sparring by pook reviews
A little ficlet set sometime after Shadowplay.
Waking the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
PRECIOUS THINGS GIVEN by deetatarant reviews
Four things Ianto gives to his team mates.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
PRECIOUS THINGS by deetatarant reviews
Ianto recieves four gifts from his team mates.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
From Sarah with Love by TartanLioness reviews
The pain in Sarah’s eyes almost brought tears to Grace’s. The younger woman stood and with a clenched jaw and sorrowful brow she said goodbye and left the office. Boyd/Grace
Waking the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
The One Where Chandler Gets High by Jana reviews
AU. College years fic. Chandler likes weed, Monica likes him, and Ross is weird. Despite the obstacles, can Mondler figure out how to fit into each other's lives? Is friendship ever enough, when you want so much more? Chapter 11 of 11
Friends - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,984 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by DailyProphetEditor reviews
You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
The Right Time by CatS81 reviews
Boyd finally works out what he wants...
Waking the Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Black Knight, White Queen by Captain Evermind reviews
Every player has a weakness. That's the key. If you know what to look for, you can find it, because mostly, they don't know themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
First Impressions by Jayneysuk reviews
I've often wondered how Boyd and Grace met. This is one idea I had. A party, and two lonely people.
Waking the Dead - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Tension by CatS81 reviews
Boyd shows Grace exactly why she doesn't need a professional masseuse...Inspired by my own place of work where we're lucky enough to have a massage lady come in twice a month to relieve our stress! :
Waking the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Catalyst by CatS81 reviews
Set in the aftermath of Shadowplay, a grief stricken Boyd searches for comfort...
Waking the Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Famous Last Words by castrovalva9 reviews
Cliche!fic. The TARDIS takes the Fourth Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith to a planet where aliens force them to have sex. Yes, it's the classic Aliens Make Them Do It plot. I even used a cliched title. Written for the DoctorSarah Cliche Challenge.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Blurred Lines by CatS81 reviews
BoydGrace After too much to drink at the Christmas social, the boundaries of Boyd and Grace's friendship become increasingly confused...
Waking the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Transposition by shadowycat reviews
Finding himself with too much time on his hands, Remus Lupin decides to brush up on his charms, to the lasting regret of Professors Snape and McGonagall. Set during POA [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,423 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Truth Beyond Memory by shadowycat reviews
Minerva McGonagall has a good life: a job she loves, dear friends, a comfortable home, and a passionate relationship with the much younger Severus Snape. Indeed, life is very good...until her past comes back and threatens to take it all away. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 186,945 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Rapulzive by shadowycat reviews
This story is a twisted version of the fairytale Rapunzel. Filch hopes to make some personal improvements that will make him more attractive, but somehow things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Argus F., Minerva M.
A Passion For Quidditch by shadowycat reviews
A passionate argument over Quidditch leads to something neither Snape nor McGonagall expect...(complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Letters by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
I’m making my first real friends now, and they’re not pretty, or rich, or talented, or anything that I’d imagined friends of mine would be…and I don’t really care."
Enid Blyton - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2003
If you go down to the woods today... by ThePet reviews
COMPLETE Dumbledore finally loses his patience with Snape and McGonagall's constant bickering. So he sends them on a special team-building task...will the pair, with help from Harry and Draco, survive Dumbledore's test? And each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
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Models & Musicians I: Matchmaking reviews
AU. Theirs was a relationship full of questions: Is it safe to date a guy with the same PR agent as you? Can you really trust your best friend to set you up? And just what is the deal with that seven date rule anyway?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,992 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Sparks reviews
"He'll sleep with anything, if it's gorgeous enough..." '...which naturally means- not me.'
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Mr Jones & I reviews
AU. 'You never really stop loving someone. You just learn to try to live without them.' But what happens when you just can't seem to stop running into the person you're trying to live without?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,230 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Just A Little Tired reviews
The celebrations might have lasted 'all night', but they did not cancel out the fact that it had been one hell of a day- for some people more than others. Minerva needs protecting from her overactive conscience. Fortunately, help is at hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Life Amongst The Gorillas reviews
AU parody of the cliched stereotypes of American high schools. How will Ianto Jones cope with senior year in a completely different school system? His first morning is... interesting, to say the least.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Salvation and Despair reviews
Martha Jones marvels at her astonishing ability to fall for the wrong men, whilst Jack Harkness contemplates breaking his own rules. Random moment set in 'The Sound of Drums'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Martha J., Jack H. - Complete
A Marriage Of Convenience reviews
When Ianto Jones is dumped 3 weeks before his sister's wedding, she insists he still brings a date. Trouble is, Cardiff women are oddly immune to his charms. Throw in a flamboyant American, a malevolent bartender and the bride from hell, and chaos ensues.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Of Coffee, Kisses and Coats reviews
A series of random unrelated drabbles featuring our favourite Teaboy and his Captain.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Five Hundred Words reviews
“Five hundred words? That’s no problem, I can write that in ten minutes!” Jack boasted scornfully. The other three team members in the hub gathered around Tosh’s computer, grinning and struggling to hide their giggles.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Just Another Heart In Need Of Rescue reviews
AU. Ianto is a tailor, resourceful as ever; and Jack is doing what Jack does best: saving people.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Morning After reviews
Life on Earth can be an adventure... And life as we know it can change in the space of a night. Four people ponder on a life-changing event.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Ten Minutes and Countin' reviews
Seven minutes, thirty-seven seconds remained and he could not think of a single thing, sexual or otherwise, to do with a stopwatch.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Almost Here reviews
AU. Jack's working nights, Ianto's getting stressed and Tosh is having nightmares again. With Gwen and Owen playing up too, can peace reassert itself in the Harkness-Jones household before disaster strikes?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Killing Kind reviews
Crossover with New Tricks. When both the Met’s cold case teams are individually assigned the same case, is a breakdown in communication to blame or are more sinister forces at work? On hold until my muse comes back, it's busy elsewhere atm. Sorry!
Waking the Dead - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009
Dynamics reviews
Ever since a certain member of the CCU made a series of little mistakes, the foundations of the unit have been crumbling. Will the arrival of a new pathologist fix the team dynamics or is the unit breaking up for good?
Waking the Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
To Hell and Back reviews
When SO19 mess up an operation and raid the wrong lock-up, an abandoned freezer provides the CCU with a particularly disturbing case. Warning- contains potentially disturbing concepts and themes.
Waking the Dead - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Missing You reviews
Set after 'Double Bind'. Grace goes to the CCU HQ to discus recommencing work with Boyd, but she gets a big surprise when she enters her office.
Waking the Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Sort of Almost Happy reviews
Grace is upset by a memorable incident at work- warning: Series 1 spoiler! ; but Boyd is... happy! The rest of the team can't work out what is going on.
Waking the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Say You Will reviews
Switching the radio on at just the right time prompts big changes in Boyd and Grace's lives as they come to terms with something they've known for a long time but never quite dared to admit.
Waking the Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Swings and Roundabouts reviews
Mel catches Boyd smiling, and all sorts of secrets start crawling out of the woodwork... A little daft and OOC.
Waking the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete