KiwiBirdieOfTheAbyss
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Joined 01-24-09, id: 1815234, Profile Updated: 02-20-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Mortal Instruments, and Misc. Books.

Hey, you know...I've always loved to write, and now, I just want to show you guys wut I can do...it's not much, but i need hints on whether I should continue on with them, or not! Keep up the comments! ;) w

1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address.
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible

~Girls~

1. He stares at you a lot.
2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all..
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder.
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

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Are you Nervous by Torqueo Animadverto reviews
All of the Cullens are still in school. During gym class, Mike decides to play a little game with Bella which doesn't leave Edward too happy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Ways To Annoy Valentine by enigma of rivendell reviews
Well I guess the tittle says it all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Valentine M. - Complete
Within The Darkness by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Will Bella survive? What will Rosalie do now? Will Kyle still be a vampire? Continuation the beloved story "The Secret Compartment". Rated T becase I am paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,170 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Nephilim by LunaLovegoodx reviews
When Bella is cliff diving and gets attacked by a water demon, Jace, Isabelle, and Alec come to her rescue. What happens when Edward comes back? Mortal Instruments Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/17/2008
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
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Prevalent Destiny reviews
SNEAK PEAK! I wrote this based off of my own imagination, no books and wondering . . . should I continue and publish it for real? Please comment some romance later on
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010
Speach Impairments reviews
Created it myself. XD I suck at summaries! it's about this girl who gets bewitched so she can't talk... find out more, so read! T for later
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009
Clary's Dream reviews
Don't you think there needs to be WAAAAY more kissing in the book? LOL here's some more!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
The Club for Alec reviews
Isabelle, Clary and Jace all decide to make Alec straight for the purpose of him not telling his parents. So where exactly is the best place to go? LOLEO!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Alec L., Isabelle L.
Riverside love reviews
Bella tries to skip rocks, what happens? The obvious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete