Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.
This is either;
A: Under construction
Or B: I've decided that how my profile looks will do nothing to my writing, so I've given up.
My name's Brielle, Bree. Elle. No variations, please.
I have a 16% in Language Arts, but not because I'm a horrid writer
Technically, I'm single. But in my mind, I'm taken. And no I don't mean; I fantasize about someone all day, that I'll never have, it just means I don't want anyone else than the person I'm chasing.
I'm a dick.
Chances are, I won't like you.
I make more racist jokes then I should.
Your and You're are different, don't acknowledge that, I won't talk to you.
I'm not full of myself, just picky.
I'm in love with a girl. Get over it.
I'm a cheerleader. Get over it.
I cosplay. Get. The fuck. Over it.
Don't flame me, I can bitch.
I like dick.
I am a dick.
The last person I dated was my best friend during a truth or dare game. He was dared to go out with me for twenty minutes. Another player made him break up with me in fifteen. Bastard.
You'll probably annoy me.
If you don't annoy me, then you've achieved something in life.
I'm a role player.
Metaphoric and dick rhyme.
I like that's what she said jokes.
My best friend acts like a six year old.
I say that stuff makes me wanna "Punch a baby in the face" a whole freaking lot. I have not once punched an infant anywhere.
I like to yell at my dog.
I'm one of those people who, if you get close to me, I expect phone calls, and late night talks that last the whole night.
I connect better over voice than text.
I'm a grammar nazi.
Read all of this? Oh you totally have a life.
Suck my metaphoric dick.
I'M OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS. IF IT'S ABSOLUTELY NESSECERY YOU GET MORE OF MY WORK.
THEN YOU SHOULD TELL ME.
IN A REVIEW.
AND I MIGHT ADD MY FACEBOOK SO YOU CAN TELL ME AND I'LL ACTUALLY ANSWER.
REVIEWS, ALERTS, AND ADDS KEEP ME WRITING. SO I SUGGEST DOING ONE OF THOSE.