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Joined 01-24-09, id: 1815482, Profile Updated: 12-17-09
Author has written 13 stories for Bleach, Samurai Champloo, Weiss Kreuz, Pride and Prejudice, Shakespeare, and Hawaii Five-0.

unnnghh. ok. i'm gabe. i'm mostly an original-fiction writer, but i like doing fanfic sometimes as a break from staring at my own intractable universe. i can't stick to canon, i kind of fall for side-characters, and i don't write het cos i don't know a whole lot about it XD so...uh. there'll be guys doin' stuff yaoishly, but i'll save the more graphic stuff for The Site That Dares Not Speak Its Name and put the fluff here. most of it will still be rated M, though. cos i use bad language an shit. usually.

i like crossovers and crack and messing with characters from the literary canon - and one day i WILL write that mr. rochester/st. john rivers thing i've been fantasizing about for years.

AND...i would just like everyone to know that i am MIGHTY PISSED-OFF about that laurell k. hamilton thinger, cos it means i can't post my One Hundred and One Dalmatians/Anita Blake crossover. bet you didn't know that pongo was a werehound, did you? y'all don't KNOW what you are missing.

thanking you in advance for your kind attention in this matter.

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Fighting the Odds by Liralen Li reviews
Sanzo finds a hungry ghost by the name of Ulquiorra Schiffer by his tent. What is he going to do with the arrogant, quiet, beautiful little monster and how will his companions deal with him and his attitudes as well? From a birthday prompt by Irondog.
Crossover - Saiyuki & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2009 - G. Sanzo, Ulquiorra
Combined Edge Strange Edge by Liralen Li reviews
While reforging his broken sword alone, Jin visits the Floating Shrine to pray for his dead; little does he know where and to whom that will lead. Rated for explicit sword violence and a yaoi kiss.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jin, Mugen
The Dark Curry by Liralen Li reviews
Kyouraku persuades Ukitake to judge the Shinigami Women's Association's Curry contest.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
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Pau Hana Time reviews
If you've ever been to Hawai'i, you know the food is a little... different. Definitely different from Newark, as Danno discovers. H50 reboot, so naturally Danno's tie gets a cameo.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Danny W., Steve M.
Nothing But reviews
"For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring..." This is a companion to "Some Consequence," and, like it, contains adult language, implied homosexuality, and canon-confusion. not MY fault mercutio's a hot mess. you're warned.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
The Fuu Diaries reviews
It's been ten whole days since Fuu last got into trouble, and the guys are starting to get bored. And you know what happens when the guys get bored... an extract from Fuu's diary. YaoiVeryLite
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Fuu, Jin - Complete
Gift reviews
Even lowly 4th Division medics have their gifts, although sometimes it takes a trained eye to see hidden things. Hanatarou, Byakuya, Renji - a little YaoiLite but more fluff than steam. And it's short. Thank you, Liralen, for requesting this!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - HanatarĊ Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
Some Consequence reviews
You know when you first see someone, and it feels like you know them from somewhere, but you don't? Coincidence. Except when it's not. Romeo & Mercutio AU - YaoiLite and bad language.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
The Moon and Sake reviews
Moonlight makes everything complete, and nigorizake doesn't hurt, either - Shunsui's good at this kind of thing. YaoiLite and zen romance. If you like this story, thank Liralen, who commissioned it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/20/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Yaku reviews
Maybe he's nobody from nowhere, but Hanatarou holds all the aces in this story based on the Japanese card-game "hanafuda." Apologies for non-canon-ness...some language, cos Shunsui needs his mouth washed out with soap.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - HanatarĊ Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
A Pemberley Divertissement reviews
I would never accuse Miss Austen of doing anything as vulgar as rolling in her grave, but...I expect she's reaching for the sal volatile. Does the world REALLY need Darcy/Wickham slash? YES. Well-bred YaoiLite. At least it's SHORT.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Bedtime Story reviews
Middle-aged ex-assassins in love. or something like it. Crawford, Schuldig, and some weird nostalgia. YaoiLite
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - B. Crawford, Schuldig - Complete
Shinigami Downtime Maximization Strategies reviews
Shunsui has picked up a whole new vocabulary at the Shinigami Women's Association Annual Management Training Seminar. Ukitake's peaceful bath is interrupted by a flood of jargon - and some other stuff. YaoiLite and bad jokes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Like Love reviews
Pre-series, set in the Mujuu dojo. Schoolboy crushes can be detrimental to your bushido, but Yukimaru doesn't much care. YaoiLite - and a lot of metaphors and stuff.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Yukimaru, Jin - Complete
Deep Blue Evening reviews
Shunsui is just drunk enough to be sentimental, but Ukitake is under the influence of irises and a small poem. Moonlight is a terrible thing to waste. YaoiLite.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Snails reviews
Ukitake has a bad night, but the morning is improved by a lesson in the Wonders of the Animal Kingdom...as interpreted by Shunsui. A lot more romantic than it sounds, but so are snails. YaoiLite
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete