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Joined 01-24-09, id: 1815892, Profile Updated: 09-20-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

These are the links to the videos I promised from both of my stories:

Sitti Navarro, Girl From Ipanema: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgBvWLljK3c

Taeyeon, If: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9PJuFlezXc

BoA, Happy Birthday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_FLpvfdvM0

Girls' Generation, Paparazzi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXMzPTF6HYM

Instruments I play: Piano, Violin, Acoustic Guitar, Vocal Chords XD, and many percussion instruments including: Marimba, Vibraphone, Xylophone, Glockenspiel, Concert Snare, Timpani, Concert Bass Drum, Tambourine, Triangle, Crash Cymbals, Suspended Cymbals, and several others that escape my memory.

I am a musician, writer (apparently), student, and performer.

I am from California. That does NOT mean I am from LA. Los Angeles is G-H-E-T-T-O. They only make it look nice for movies. And even that is fake.

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Favorite Music:

AMERICAN/EUROPEAN: VersaEmerge, Paramore, Linkin Park, Never Shout Never, Green Day, Tool, Blink 182, Owl City, Coldplay, Set Your Goals, Evanescence, Jonas Brothers, Simple Plan, Alexz Johnson, All-American Rejects (and similar groups aka all-male bands such as AFI, All Time Low, etc.), Silversun Pickups, and anything on marimba.

EUROPEAN: Pastilla (Spanish), Tokio Hotel (German), PXNDX/Panda (Spanish), Silbermond (German), t.A.T.u (Russian), Caramell (Swedish)

JAPANESE: Nightmare ナイトメア, Maximum the Hormone マキシマムザホルモン, ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION アジカン, Kanon Wakeshima 分島花音, No Regret Life, Do As Infinity, Little by Little, Mai Fukui 福井舞, ON/OFF, YUI, Antic Cafe, Aya Hirano 平野 綾, FLOW, HOME MADE 家族, Ikimono Gakari いきものがかり, Natsumi Kiyoura 清浦夏実, Ayumi Hamasaki 浜崎 あゆみ, Tomiko Van 伴都美子, Namie Amuro, Every Little Thing, Alice Nine, Ellegarden, Rentrer en Soi, D'espairsRay, Akeboshi 明星嘉男, HALCALI ハルカリ, HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR, BEAT CRUSADERS, DREAM, m-flo, Utada Hikaru 歌田ヒカル, Hearts Grow, Ore Ska Band オレスカバンド, UVERworld, The Pillows, Emi Hinouchi 日之内エミ, KAT-TUN カトゥーン, NICO Touches the Walls ニコタッチズザウォールズ, LM.C, Mami Kawada 川田まみ, Abingdon Boys School アビングドンボーイズスクール, Chaba チャバ, Arashi 嵐, Tommy heavenly6

KOREAN: Epik High 에픽하이, Younha 고윤하, Untouchable, Choi Jung Chul 정철, BIG BANG 빅뱅, Super Junior 슈퍼주니어, SNSD 소녀시대 (Girls' Generation), DBSK/TVXQ 동방신기/東方神起, Loveholic 러브홀릭, 2NE1, IU 아이유, f(x) 에프엑스, The Grace, As One, SHINee, BEAST/B2ST, C.N. Blue, Park Hwayobi 화요비, Brown Eyed Girls, BoA 권보아, Supernova 초신성, IVY 아이비, Wonder Girls, Clazziquai 클래지콰이, SHU-I, Jang Nara 장나라

CHINESE/VIETNAMESE: Crowd Lu, Jay Chou, JJ Lin, Fahrenheit, TANK, Vanness Wu, and Thanh Bui

TRANCE/TECHNO: Everything! :D But especially ParagonX9 of newgrounds.com

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Media I've Seen:

Anime: Death Note, Naruto, Durarara!!, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu/The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Vampire Knight, Special A, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Sketchbook full color'S, Kare Kano, Fruits Basket, Trigun, Kuroshitsuji (up through episode 1), Bleach (up through episode 178), Fullmetal Alchemist (up through episode 6), Ouran High School Host Club (up through episode 3), Loveless (up through episode 2), Inuyasha (up through episode 76), Hikaru no Go (up through episode 2), Tenchi in Tokyo (up through episode 4), Shugo Chara (up through episode 2), School Rumble (up through episode 1)

Anime Movies: Spirited Away, Nausicca, The Sky Crawlers

Manga: Naruto, Absolute Boyfriend, High School Debut/Koukou Debut, 1/3 no Kareshi, Vampire Knight (up through chapter 17), Akuma de Sourou (up through chapter 12), Aozora Yell (up through chapter 6), Ouran High School Host Club (up through chapter 57), Whistle! (up through volume 17 or 18), B.O.D.Y. (up through chapter 28), Beauty is the Beast (up through ???), Captive Heart/Toraware no Minoue (up through chapter 6), Hotaru no Hikari (up through chapter 4), Black Bird (up through chapter 18), D N Angel (up through volume 5), Hikaru no Go (up through volume 15), Fruits Basket (up through volume 6), One Piece (up through chapter 30), Watashitachi no Tamura-kun (I don't remember what chapter I stopped at), Yuyu Hakusho (I don't remember what chapter I stopped at), K-On (up through chapter 1)

Korean Manhwa: Kill Me Kiss Me, Idol Shopping, My Boyfriend Is A Vampire (up through chapter 10), He's Dedicated To Roses (up through chapter 12), Love In The Mask (up through chapter 80)

Chinese/Taiwanese Manhua: Ingenuo

Anime/Manga To Do List: Lucky Star, Cowboy Bebop, D Gray Man, Blood, Code Geass, Full Metal Panic, Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, School Rumble, Tokyo Mew Mew, Shakugan no Shana, Spirited Away, Ghost in the Shell, Claymore, Gintama, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Love Hina, Nana, Rosario Vampire, Wolf and Spice, and Wolf's Rain. If you have any suggestions for me, please message me! Thank you!

Korean Dramas: Coffee Prince, You're Beautiful, Hong Gil Dong, Loveholic, Boys Before Flowers, Heading to the Ground, Delightful Girl Choon Hyang, I Am Sam, Personal Taste, Secret Garden (up through episode 11), My Love Patzzi (up through episode 5), Playful Kiss (up through episode 10), Beethoven Virus (up through episode 9), High Kick (up through episode 13), My Girlfriend is a Gumiho (up through episode 1)

Japanese Dramas: Zettai Kareshi, Hana Kimi, Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge, Koizora (up through episode 1), Nobuta wo Produce (up through episode 6)

Taiwanese Dramas: It Started With A Kiss, It Started With A Kiss 2 (up through episode 1)

Japanese Movies: Death Note 1, Death Note 2, Death Note: L: The Last Name, Boys Love, Boys Love 2, the Takumi-kun series

Korean Movies: I'm a Cyborg But That's Okay, See You After School, ...Ing, 100 Days with Mr. Arrogant, Seducing Mr. Perfect, Spy Girl, My Tutor Friend, Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do, Baby and Me, A Millionaire's First Love, Joomoonjin, My Boyfriend is Type B, My Tutor Friend 2, The Case of Itaewon Homocide

Taiwanese Movies: Secret 不能說的秘密

Asian Dramas/Movies To Do List:

MORE Asian Movies To Do List: Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Detroit Metal City, Honey and Clover, Kung-Fu Vampire, Shinobi, Bleach: Saein, Lethal Ninjas, Mr. Vampire, Vampire Kids, Geisha vs. Ninjas, Sky High.

FAVORITE ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Jang Geun Suk, T.O.P., Yoon Eun Hye, Lee HongKi, Lee MinHo :D

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Favorite Characters:

Characters winning the "All-Time Favorite Anime Character" Award: L (Death Note), Kakashi Hatake (Naruto), Itachi Uchiha (Naruto), and Deidara (Naruto)

Death Note: L, Naomi Misora, Ryuk, Matt, Mello, Matsuda, Reji Namikawa.

Naruto: Naruto, Shikamaru, Tenten, Neji, Lee, Kakashi, Kurenai, Gai, Sai, Yamato/Tenzou, Minato, Iruka, Kotetsu, Izumo, Anko, Genma, Hayate, Shizune, Tsunade, Itachi, Gaara, Temari, Kimimaro, Sasori, Deidara, Konan, Hidan, Haku, and Mr. Poofy-Pajama-Pants! (if you haven't seen Naruto Abridged, you won't understand that.)

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Haruhi, Yuki, Itsuki, Kyon, Ryoko, Tsuruya, Kyon's Sister

Vampire Knight: Yuki, Zero, Kaname, Aidou, Kaien Cross

Special A: Of course I love all of them, how could I not?? XD

Bleach: Ichigo, Rukia, Isshin, Kon, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Shinji, Soifon, Izuru, Gin, Hanatarou, Byakuya, Renji, Shuhei Hisagi, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Yachiru, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Ukitake, Kaien Shiba, Kukaku Shiba, Nel, Ulquiorra, Wonderweiss, Ishida, Chad, Tatsuki

Hikaru no Go: Fujiwara-no-Sai, Hikaru, Akira, Tetsuo, Yuki, Kishimoto

Ouran High School Host Club: All of them!

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto: NarutoXHinata, TentenXLee, KurenaiXAsuma, TemariXShikamaru, GenmaXShizune (kinda random, I know)

Vampire Knight: YuukiXZero, ShikiXRima, RukaXAkatsuki

Bleach: RukiaXIchigo, IshidaXOrihime, UraharaXYoruichi, HitsugayaXKarin

Absolute Boyfriend: RiikoXSoshi

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Annnnnd here goes the randomness:

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Shikamaru

2. Itachi

3. Kakashi

4. Deidara

5. Sai

6. Neji

7. Lee

8. Haku

9. Temari

10. Gaara

11. Naruto

12. Genma

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Bwahaha... no.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YES. DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE FIC I WROTE??

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I wouldn't be surprised. I always knew he was a girl. But the age difference... doesn't really work...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, she had Shikamaru's baby

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Possibly... if they were homos. Or are they... hmmm...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/9, do you really think he would hook up with her brother??

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

IF. THAT'S A BIG IF. He would probably scream something about youth...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

YAOI.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

They didn't even meet... doubt it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

How's "Youth really does heal"?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I wouldn't. I like mine better :D

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don’t know what that means. But probably not.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but they should.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Yes, unless you mean a three-some... cause some of that's kinda unlikely...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't know if he would scream...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Man, I feel like a woman!"

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

BIG AGE DIFFERENCES. And YAOI sex.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Nothing would work. NOTHING.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"You've never even met!!”

20) How emo is Seven?

Like, furthest thing from emo...

RANDOM NARUTO QUIZ

Who is your favorite character? So... many... maybe Kakashi?

Who is your least favorite character? That would probably have to be Danzou

Who is the most annoying character? Sakura, Ino, and all the other fangirls...

Who is the best-looking character? Let's see, I have a whole list... Of guys, it's Shikamaru, Kakashi, Deidara, Hidan, Gaara, Haku, Sai, Genma, Itachi, Izumo, Kotetsu, Iruka, Kabuto, Kimimaro, Sasori, Minato, and Hayate. Those are the only ones out of the top of my head, but I'm sure there's many more... Of girls, it's Temari, Tenten, Kurenai, Tsunade, Shizune, and Konan...

Which character would make the best crossdesser? Haku or Deidara :D

What is your favorite pairing? Favorite pairing? There's a lot... TemariXShikamaru, AsumaXKurenai, NarutoXHinata, TentenXLee, GenmaXShizune...

Yaoi/Yuri or straight pairings? Normally I do straight, but I don't mine a bit of yaoi ;)

Which character most closely resembles you? I don't think any of the characters are loser enough for me... well, I might be sorta like Chouji since we're both "big-boned"... but I'm not really like any of them.

Who would be your best friend? Good question... Hinata, maybe? I'm good at making friends with shy people.

Which group/team is your favorite? Akatsuki :D

Have you ever felt that you were detined to be with someone? Yeah, but then I start thinking about whether they would actually like me or not, and the answer is always no... >.

Pick your preferred pairing:

NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

ShikaTema or ShikaIno? ShikaTema

SasuNaru or SasuSaku? SasuNaru

SakuIta or SakuSasu? SakuSasu

NejiTen or LeeTen? Dang, both work...

RinObi or RinKaka? RinObi

GuyKaka or IruKaka? IruKaka

GaaHina or NaruHina? NaruHina

DeiSaso or DeiSaku? DeiSaso

SasoSaku or DeiSaso? DeiSaso

KariSasu or SakuSasu? SakuSasu

KariSasu or SuiSasu? SuiSasu

OroSasu or SakuSasu? OroSasu

KonaYahi or KonaNaga? I like both :D

JiraNaru or OroSasu? OroSasu

Who do you like better and why out of...

Sasuke and Naruto? Naruto because he is a good person.

Guy and Kakashi? Definately Kakashi! He's hot, elite, and that mask makes him all the more sexy!

Sasuke and Itachi? Itachi! He actually has good reasons for his actions, plus he cares deeply for his little bro.

Itachi and Deidara? Um... is this a trick question?

Sakura and Ino? Sakura... Ino's a slut.

Deidara and Sasori? Deidara!!

Hidan and Kakuzu? HIDAN! Kakuzu's a creep.

Itachi and Kisame? They are both awesome characters, but Itachi's sexy, so I'd probably have to say him.

Deidara and Tobi? Lol, Tobi! No, wait, I take that back, it's Deidara... or Tobi... or Dei...

Tsunade and Shizune? Both?

Konohamaru and Inari? Konohamaru, I guess... no reason.

Danzo and Orochimaru? I hate Danzou's guts, so I'd say Orochimaru... cause he at least has an awesome theme song!!

Kabuto and Orochimaru? I can't choose...

Orochimaru and Sasori? Sasori because Akatsuki pwns.

Tayuya and Karin? Tayuya! She's not one of those Sasuke fangirls, or at least she doesn't show it.

Suigetsu and Karin? Suigetsu! Karin's annoying...

Kimimaro and Sakon? KIMIMARO!!

Zetsu and Tobi? TOBI!! He's so funny :D

Jiraiya and Orochimaru? Jiraiya, because he's more amusing...

Tsunade and Jiraiya? Tsunade, she's not a perv.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

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You know you live in the year 2000 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen-name

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was number a 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

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I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm into ANIME, so I MUST be into HENTAI and masturbating to it.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.


I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.


I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.


We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.


I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.


I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.


I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.


I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.


We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.


I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.


I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.


I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.


I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.


I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.


I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.


I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.


I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.


I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.


I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.


I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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NICE QUOTES:

Whoever said nothing is impossible?! Ever tried slamming a revolving door?

If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

Join the dork side. We have pi!

If you try and fail, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown over it but just 4 muscles to stretch your arm out and punch the crap out of them.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet that has chocolate.

Welcome to my world. Now go home.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved.

Death brings heartaches no one can heal, but love brings memories no one can steal.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin

The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee. -Tellis Frank

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. -Unknown

INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. -Random person

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -W. C. Fields

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Intern at the Akatsuki Concert Hall by XClayMacionPoint reviews
After one year at Konoha University, Sumire was accepted into the Akatsuki internship program. Now all this polite girl has to do is complete her internship without falling for one of the odd, but incredibly attractive crew members. [AU-College/Modern Setting] Fluff. Terrible risque jokes, limey moments, cursing, and suggestive fantasies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,371 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Akatsuki, OC] Itachi U., Deidara
Trick or Treat by fricasee reviews
When it comes to Halloween festivities, Tenten definitely likes the 'treat' section better. [M for explicit sexual content] [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Yuko Gaiden: Falling in love with the jerk! (Kakashi x OC) by Hatake Yuko reviews
Yuko lived in Konoha when she was a little girl and was teased endlessly by Kakashi. She moves away from Konoha with her parents to Kumogakure. But what happens when she moves back to Konoha by herself when she gets older and meets Kakashi again? Has she forgotten who he is? Will she fall in love with him? Read to find out. Kakashi x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,891 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Kakashi H., OC
Hot Revenge by NesFX reviews
A new story, the 'Hot' series, starring Kakashi and an OC: Miika Tenuksha. After steamy encounters with Kakashi, leaving Miika annoyed and confused with what Kakashi truly wants, she decides to take matters into her own hands and take revenge - which only leads to their true desires. A Kakashi x OC, smut series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/23/2016 - [Kakashi H., OC]
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,539 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,659 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desperate Measures by moor reviews
KakaSaku. When there's a dip in Kakashi's rankings for the latest issue of Hot Shinobi Digest, he takes matters into his own hands and enlists the help of one of Konoha's most eligible kunoichi. M for themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Firm by Sariasprincy reviews
One-night stands are always fun - until the morning comes. ItaSaku. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
A Lifetime of Lost Love Gained by NesFX reviews
Naruto doesn't like how he left things with Gaara their last visit, so he returns, along with his wife, to fix it. A Naruto x Hinata x Gaara oneshot smut. Threesome warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Gaara] - Complete
An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. [COMPLETE]!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,408 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Something about us by Little Dear One reviews
After Kakashi leaves for a mission Sakura isn't herself and she begins to realize just how much he means to her. Set after the 4th shin obi war, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,206 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heavy Reading by bluefurcape reviews
A terrible book series might be Sakura's only chance to save Kakashi's life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,307 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
A Sticky Situation by sayurinomoe reviews
It's not every day that you find yourself in an awkward situation involving your only and very naked - engaged - female student on top of your desk in your office, a painful erection down your pants and a strange and somewhat hot textbook. Still, this was what happened to the famous Copy Ninja Hatake Kakashi, Rokudaime of Konohagakure: a very sticky, funny, unbelievable situation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Lust and Legends by kakashis-porn-stash reviews
In which Sakura hears a rumor that Kakashi has a legendary-sized dick, and ridiculous sex dreams and awkward tension ensue. (Because we all know well endowed Kakashi is completely canon. For KakaSaku week 2016, Day 2: Legends.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not Fair by Moonstone Muse reviews
It was his last night in the Hidden Leaf; of course they both turned around and did something stupid. MA Rating/Contains Sexual Content, excess fluff, and many attempts at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/2/2016 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Lick the salt, suck the lime by Alalaes reviews
Sakura knows what to do with a Saturday night. (Ninja-verse, AU, Written for the 2016 KakaSaku Last Fan Standing contest)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
Thievery by carbonatedfruit reviews
So she may or may not have found him tied to a tree in his underwear while she was walking her dog. And because he now owes her one, she's taken the liberty of beginning to slowly steal all of his clothes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Disruptions & Balance by bluefurcape reviews
After the war, Kakashi is made Hokage, overlooking the rebuilding of Konoha while trying to balance it with his budding relationship with Sakura. It's difficult, but they make it work. The return of Uchiha Sasuke threatens to test what they've built.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Something of unearthly love by DeGlace reviews
Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,021 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 2/12/2016 - [Hidan, Ino Y.] - Complete
The Middle by byShamora reviews
Sakura woke up feeling beautiful and confident. She couldn't have guessed that that same day, two other people in particular would notice it as well. Non-massacre. ItaSakuSasu triangle. Unbeta-ed. Lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
It's Just the Way Things Are by YomiNoNozomi reviews
During an espionage mission in Lightning Country, Sakura has to have very loud, very convincing fake sex with Genma in order to maintain her cover. Shiranui won't stop talking about it and Kakashi is about ten seconds away from raikiri-ing everyone in the near vicinity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] Genma S., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,450 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
To Duel With Fate by Mihkail reviews
Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,122 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Canine Therapy by DianaMoth reviews
After he left ANBU, Kakashi's friends see him as a loner, cold and withdrawn. As a veterinarian, Inuzuka Hana has the rare chance to see his tender side when he cares for his ninken. Change is slow but should be nurtured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015 - [Hana I., Kakashi H.] Pakkun - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Give us our Daily Ramen by kizukatana reviews
Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,722 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Birthday Surprise by PaigeyD93 reviews
After a drunken confession to her two best friends, Sakura finds them more than willing to act out her most intimate fantasy. This just might end up being Sakura's favourite birthday present, ever! Shisui/Sakura/Itachi threesome. Warnings inside, R&R Please! RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Black Widow by Lady Ivalyn reviews
Team 7 is paired up on a mission with Takora Kinuko, an ANBU black ops specializing in seduction missions who possesses a unique bloodline limit new to Konoha. Mainly Kakashi/OC pairing with slight hints of Naruto/Sakura and a Sai/OC friendship. Complete! Warning: Rated M and there is a character death of a supporting character (not my main Kakashi/OC pairing - I wouldn't dare!).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Kakashi H., OC] [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Shattered Fate by ObsidianDreamer1 reviews
Her job was simple, kill the heir to the infamous Uchiha clan. She was an assassin, that was was she did. So why then did this man with the obisidan eyes sear her soul and torment her dreams...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,712 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Check and Mate by Cas42 reviews
Politics, Relationships, Love and Shogi. Written for a contest. WARNING: Underneath all the jokes, angst, infrequent swearing, and occasional back handed comment about common tropes found in erotic literature, at the heart of this story is an intimate moment between two consenting adults. Younger eyeballs and those with a prudish disposition... You have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,156 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A Detonating Dance by spirited curiosities reviews
The Akatsuki need a medic and they find a girl formerly in the services of Orochimaru with secrets that she would prefer to keep hidden. What happens when she falls for Deidara? Rated M for sex and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,408 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 2/2/2009 - [Deidara, OC] Hidan - Complete
A Blind Future by PaigeyD93 reviews
After having to bear witness to the awful execution of her former love interest and teammate, Sakura Haruno is given the most important mission of her life. She is sent back in time to make certain the Uchiha clan massacre DOESN'T happen. When she meets Itachi Uchiha he is nothing like the man she thought she knew. She certainly didn't think she would fall for him. Ratd M*COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,368 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
What Happens Now? by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. Post whenever Kishimoto finally finishes the series. Sakura 22 years old, Kakashi 36 years old. With all the wars over and all conflicts resolved, Kakashi and Sakura are left with the question "So what happens now?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 70,770 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sweet Gestures by PaigeyD93 reviews
After working a long shift at the hospital on Christmas Eve. Sakura is invited by Itachi to have Christmas brunch with the Uchiha family, whom she hasn't seen since high school. Romance and humor ensue. Rated M for a reason: ItaSaku modern-universe. Requested by: becauseiambatman1 *Christmas Special*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 297 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Bah Humbug by Regas reviews
When holiday-humbug Sakura Haruno learns that the Copy Ninja, Kakashi Hatake has more than a little Christmas spirit, her interest is peaked. But when frantic and panicked Genma and Iruka show up on her doorstep one week from the holiday, she learns why her old sensei has an extra bounce to his step and why he's whistling corny Christmas carols: Kakashi still believes in Santa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Your Phat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
Sakura decides she is tired of waiting. She wants Itachi now. Omoni wants to watch. "Continuation" of Your Fat Cat. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Teachers and their Pets by BeforeTheAccident reviews
It was a foggy mid-autumn day and Sakura was already regretting following her best friend's lead. "You know who's really hot? Asuma Sensei. You know who's also really hot? Kakashi Sensei." Sakura's face was now was pink as her hair. But still...sometimes ideas are hard to shake. KakaSaku and AsuIno in equal parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,307 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Heal My Heart by hatelove5lovehate reviews
A physically, mentally, and emotionally abused child tries to live her high school life as normally as she could before a certain Itachi Uchiha involved himself in her life. Now she becomes the center of attention to a school who feeds off of gossip and a man who will stop at nothing to make her his. SakuIta & other couples, cursing & sexual intent will be in this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 82,147 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3436 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Taste of Peaches by Frozzy reviews
The peach dropped from her hand and knocked into the wheel of the fruit stand with a soft thud. He looked so ordinary that she had almost missed him in the crowd. In fact, the domesticity of the scene was what made her hesitate. That and the fact that Uchiha Itachi had walked up next to her and was currently conflicted between buying either a dozen pears or a dozen plums. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,301 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mistake by TokiyoWind reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen. She made one simple mistake, and now he's a part of her world. Sequel, Linger, is now out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
An Unlikely Seduction by Mihkail reviews
Sakura swallows her pride and pays Sasuke a visit to apologize for something she had done the previous day, only for fate to throw her face-to-face and alone with his infamous older brother, Itachi Uchiha. Pleasantries unravel into a heated debate, and the mounting tension climaxes into the unfathomable. ItaSaku. Non-Mass. Warning inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,994 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hallucinations by Moonstone Muse reviews
Sakura's psyche was anything but stable. When Itachi walks up and sits on a rock directly across from her, Sakura really doesn't think anything out of the ordinary is happening. He's an hallucination, afterall...he is an hallucination, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Unbroken by princezsupastar reviews
When Sakura finds herself facing a rogue ninja, she never dreamed that she would end up fourteen years in the past. Trapped in a Konoha where she must hide her true identity, she runs into a familiar face, except he doesn't seem familiar at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,779 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Rin - Complete
Nightingale by Blade Redwind reviews
He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,919 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cherry Blossom by LolaLot reviews
She's as sweet as her name implies, draws him in with her beauty, amazes him with how delicate she is. Kakashi fights with those facts and Sakura continously makes it incredibly hard for him to prove them wrong. Does she even know what she does to him, or is she simply naïvely exploring her newly found feminity? It seems a certain Cherry Blossom has bloomed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,994 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
All The World's a Stage by katlou303 reviews
Sakura is a hapless college student in love with the idea of perfection. She longs for the life of fame, but is popularity really all she dreamed it would be? Itachi is 'perfect,' according to the world. He has a very different view on popularity. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,872 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
I Spy by Lost to the Hoping reviews
The world as we know it isn't so black and white. With the return of a spy hidden within Akatsuki, Konoha is thrown into an uproar, and Sakura's stuck in the middle. ItaSak. Cover belongs to elanorchuah on dA.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,385 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Daimyo's Daughter by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Loving someone she did not know the name of could have very easily ruined her. She seemed to live in a smaller world than she thought, though, and obligations as a noble no longer felt relevant when all she could think about was him. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Upside Down And All Around by Itaweasel-hime reviews
The entire situation was messed up, and she knew it. He knew it too. But to get what she wanted, to get him, she had to do the thing that made the least sense. M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,668 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
EVIL by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Every. Villain. Is. Lemons. One-shot. It really was wrong, in every sense of the word. But that still couldn't keep them apart. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,426 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Best Medicine by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura has only recently become a certified medic-nin. Now, she has been finally assigned her first medical-related mission: deliver weekly the antibiotics to a masked patient.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,628 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Suna has a Library? by OhSnap501 reviews
First Fan-fic. Be nice! Kiya just broke up with her cheating boyfriend, what happens when she is sent to Suna to fix the abandoned library? Rated M for a reason! Lots of swearing and lemons in later chapters! Over 18 please! **UNDER REVISION** as of 12/7/15
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,348 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - [Gaara, OC] Naruto U., Kankuro - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3995 - Favs: 7,023 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meet His Parents by Itaweasel-hime reviews
They are in love, so they should be married, right? Wrong, at least according to Mikoto. How can she really be sure that they are in love anyway? Non-Massacre one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Purgatory by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura decides to stop Sasuke herself, by killing him. What happens when he ends up killing her, and she finds Itachi in the afterlife? Rated M for character death, and now lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,782 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kindling the Fire by Itaweasel-hime reviews
This is a sequel to my oneshot 'weaselchan.' Sakura's feelings for Itachi are confusing, and she has yet to discover the small seed Itachi has planted in her. This is rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,954 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Hunter by Zelha reviews
AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,577 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet and Sour by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura was a freshman in college, and he had her move into his apartment not long after them meeting. He was her first, and he was determined to make her enjoy every last second of it. Itachi and Sakura shameless smut! LEMONY GOODNESS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught and Set Loose by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,593 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Weaselchan by Itaweasel-hime reviews
She has to seduce a man... And so does he! What crazy things will happen when Sakura and Itachi have the same target? ItaSaku Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Screw Me Senseless by spirited curiosities reviews
It started with a question: "Can you even have sex, Sasori no danna?" It ended with a haughty command: "Screw me senseless." Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Our Choices by Eclipsing reviews
A year of peace has passed and along with it came inevitable changes in their relationship. But as one is ready to embrace it, the other is not. Rated T for Ichigo's bad mouth. TWO-SHOT
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Submission by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Temptation. Naruto and Sakura had a bet going on. But how did Kakashi end up being dragged into it? Kaka/Saku. 50-shinobi Theme No 3: Tossing a Coin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Thunder and Snow by Tatx reviews
Kaka/OC and Itachi/OC. Two enemies are living their lifes, and crossing their paths...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Love Me, Sensei by Eclipsing reviews
Someone new moved into Rukia's neighborhood and she absolutely despised him since he started calling her a midget the first day they met. But it was unexpected when she saw him at school, but he's not a student...then that means! ICHIXRUKI Rated M
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,765 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Running Out by Syrasha reviews
She was born to run away. Her heart and soul lay out on that road. He sincerely wanted to change that. MattXOC MattOC MailXOC MailOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
What Once Was by Are-san reviews
A girl, once a friend. A boy, once a love. The boy, now a man. The girl, now a woman strong. But no one can return to what once was. Warning for Mature content and OC pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Renji A. - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
First Memory of Love by arsenous elation reviews
A teaser prequel for my upcoming fiction!Setting: Uchiha Itachi is assigned to captain a special ANBU Black-Ops Team, who will make a name across the Nations: The 'Pride of the ANBU'. But their unity will soon be crushed. FINISHED with SOME UPDATES.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lost Butterfly by xXMidnight-ShadowXx reviews
After learning about L's death, Chouko runs from Wammy's and goes to Japan to avenge him.But when she visits his grave, the detective is still there!Also, Chouko has the power to see shinigami without a Death Note! Sorry for suckish summary. ; ; MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,965 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Matt - Complete
With One Kiss by StarnightX reviews
Kara is wondering in the forest when she bumps into two Akatsuki members. What will happen to her and to them after she joins them? Eventual DeidaraxOC. Rated T for cussing and other stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,600 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
And Yet by arsenous elation reviews
“I’m always here to be…a bother to you.” …She was just a normal kunoichi, yet there was something special about her…and the least possible person in the world noticed it and was unable to kill her… Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Soon To Be by KoalaSnow reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are married. Now Temari is getting sick. Is she pregnant? How will Kankuro and Gaara feel about this? And why is Temari threatning Kankuro with a frying pan? ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Walking Together by Zelha reviews
Following the same themes as the other collections, it’s now up to Gaara to figure out how to handle an arranged marriage with a pink-haired medic that somehow, he doesn’t mind to have around, bad temper and all. His siblings are all too amused by this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,668 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Double Nickles on Your Dime by Nymbis reviews
An odds and ends collection of Naruto stories. 10 genres of Shizune x Genma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Shizune, Genma S.
The Better Uchiha by ronny-of-yore reviews
Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Issues with Itachi by randomqueenwilla reviews
An OC,Akira, is minding her own business when Itachi decides to kidnap her and make her join the Akatsuki. Funny semi serious. ItachiXOC, slight GaaraXOC Starting from chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,159 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Ten Days by Sealson reviews
..."If in ten days you still can’t do it, you don’t like her enough. But if in ten days she hasn’t ignored or rejected you, she likes you."...Just how long will it take?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Boxes and Boo Boos by Aphiria reviews
He always said yes to her. Why stop now? Izumo and Shizune One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Izumo K., Shizune - Complete
Holding His Angel by StarnightX reviews
Kakashi and his team of genin find a winged woman in a forest. Her orgins are unknown, could she have any connections with Orochimaru? KakashixOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,663 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Snowflakes and Watermelons by xCleverFox reviews
War has ended and normalcy has returned to the Seireitei, for everyone except Toushirou that it. He's facing a new challenge in the form of a certain pig-tailed Shinigami girl. Hitsu/OC. Fourth in the Enemies Within Series. reviews are greatly appreciated
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Meant to Be by xCleverFox reviews
Fifth in the Enemies Within series and post Winter War. Captain Hitsugaya is getting married and as preparations for the wedding are made it becomes obvious that some things are just meant to be. Hitsu/OC reviews are welcome and appreciated.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Genma Twoshot by Lady Alexis Kobayashi reviews
What happens when the most annoying person becomes Aika's addiction. sorry no good at summary's LOL Genma/OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Genma S. - Complete
Once upon a Sakura flower by emm297 reviews
Toushime Sakura has a crush on her captain/childhood friend and is afraid to tell him how she feels. And, her posting to the real world makes things even more difficult. HitsuXOC, rated T in case. COMPLETED, WITH EPILOGUE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,344 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Just TonightIchiRuki by We-Be-Cool reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are left alone at the Kurosakis'. Things go smoothly, but as time progresses, so does their realization that they have feelings for each other. Can they admit their love before times runs out? IchiRuki Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Just Between Us by TheScarletHeart reviews
A series of author and reviewer picked pairings. Up first IchiRuki, "Lights Out" -They never go out when you want them to now do they? Rated T for language, subject to change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Dark Devotion by Masayo reviews
He was the ruler of the night and she his devoted servant. She would do anything for him even die for him if he asked just for her beloved lord to notice her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Eyes Of Brilliant Shadows by Sybil Corvax reviews
It's easier to protect those you care about if you show no sense of feeling. A coward can't protect themselves, nevermind their friends. That's what she beleives she knows. He knows better. KakashiXOC Disclaimer! I don't own Naruto! Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,400 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Irresistible Temptation by spirited curiosities reviews
Hidan corners his love interest in his room. How will he react when she admits her true feelings for him? Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Hidan, OC] - Complete
Giftless by lenaetv reviews
A Kakashi X Sakura one-shot. Kakashi is flustered because one certain Pink-haired women forgot him on Valentine's day. Please Read and Enjoy! Rated T for minor bad language. really it's not that bad
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Traveler by mnmonroe reviews
A girl travels through a portal that connects Earth to Naruto's World. With the help of Kakashi will she be able to survive long enough to get home. Chapter 17 is up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
If Gai Took Over Konoha by pandavenger reviews
Kakashi sees Gai with a giant green cannon. He thought it was nothing to worry about. Naruto and Hinata pop out in spandex suits... KAKASHI YOU IDIOT! BTW: I HAD NO CRACK, I'm JUST NARTURALLY CRAZY! ISN'T CRACK ILLEGAL? TO BE DELETED IN A FEW DAYS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Furnitures and Excuses by Sealson reviews
Kakashi is known to be late on all occasions. His excuses are always lame...will he finally come up with a more solid one?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi's Angel by Wowzer600 reviews
She walked down a path that would lead to love and ultimately, the greatest sacrifice. KakashiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
hair clip by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Biggest Mistake by RollinGxStaR reviews
IkkakuxOC Ikkaku reflects on his relationship with Kiriumi, and realizes his biggest mistake. Side story of Who Said Cooks Can't Fight?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Ikkaku M. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two's Company by Shirou-Tenshin reviews
A Izuru/OC friendship fic. Sequel to 'A Walk to Remember'. After she gradutes from the Academy, Yuki must find her place within her new group of friends, but how will she react when she meets one Kira Izuru?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - I. Kira - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Nozomi Yagami's Wonderful Life of Doom by Awesome Galaxy reviews
In which Light is replaced with a female, hilarious version of himself. In which she becomes Kira, and kills people, and falls in love with her greatest enemy. In which L has nooo idea what he signed up for when he started this case... -L x OC-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,022 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Ryuk - Complete
A Poor Imitation by leafygirl reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
New Beginnings by virgofairy17 reviews
Five years have gone by and I still love you. Hidan struggles to find Akina after transforming her into a vampire. Will they be reunited again? Sequel to Beneath the Silver Moon. Rated M for language and later scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Hidan, Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Feeling You by cutecrazyice reviews
It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,564 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kunoichi Love by Tatx reviews
KakaXOC, GenmaxOC. An old friend comes back into Kakashi's life... self sacrifice was never such a strong word, all because when a Kunoichi loves... that love is forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Your lips are Mine by Mersea reviews
ItachiOC "I'm...starting to lose my temper." He reached up and touched the corner of his lower lip where she bit him. His red eyes narrowed ominously. 'She-...sometimes makes me feel alive.' COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,374 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sweet Child Of Mine by MakotoUchiha reviews
Loving each other since childhood, what happens when he leaves her? ItachixOC ItachiOC ItaOC ItaxOC Some Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Air We Breathe by hasu86 reviews
The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
An Eventful Party by Microsuede Mouse reviews
Sketchbook full color'S - Sora's birthday is coming up, and Ao is organising a party... But he needs help from a certain short, camera-loving classmate. AoxMinamo, SoraxDaichi
Sketchbook - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Asphyxiation by MitsukiShiroi reviews
ItaSaku: Itachi is the predator, Sakura is the prey. Lines between good and wrong get blurred beyond believes from time to time until there really is no more seperation between good and wrong, just perspective and opinion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fade In by hasu86 reviews
ANBU member Haruno Sakura. A temper never to be trifled with, a killer right hook, and suffering no rose colored delusions. At the end of the day she’d go home to a quiet apartment, a neatly made bed, and with no one waiting up for her. Kaka/Saku Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,487 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hungry by Eclipsing reviews
Ichigo just wants to finish his homework. But Rukia has other plans. Why is she so hungry? oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sealed powers, hidden hearts by GemmaKat reviews
Yumichika Ayasegawa is mortally wounded, and it's up to Sakura to heal him until help arrives. Character development, friendship, angst, romance. Yumi/OC, Ikkaku/OC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi's Unsure Moment by Artica Storms reviews
He is trying to be nice, like romantic, but is very unsure of himself Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Icha Icha Thief by elle6778 reviews
Kakashi could not believe that someone actually managed to steal his Icha Icha books. But he was even more baffled when he found out who did it. Kakashi-Sakura one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
deep fried vegetables by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Follow up to fiesta. No, Sakura would tell Sasuke a few weeks down the road, I didn't fall in love with your brother because he was an Uchiha. I fell in love with him because he knew how to cook.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
fiesta by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to deep fried vegetables. Sakura comes across someone most unexpected when she finds herself separated from her friends during the summer festival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5409 - Favs: 5,436 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 201 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleepwalker by Blackened Wing reviews
Yuki's sleepwalking lands her in a spot of trouble. When Aido rescues her it lands him in even more trouble, especially with Kaname. One Shot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hanabusa A., Yuki C. - Complete
Christmas Confessions by Cynchick reviews
Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Giftwrapped by J-Pop Princess reviews
It's Christmas in Konoha when Kakashi discovers his girlfriend's secret fantasy. Is Sakura in over her head when she tries to take on two men at the same time? KakaSakuYama lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,192 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Old Biddy by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. An old biddy plays matchmaker for Kakashi and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,279 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7183 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ryukaze: Dragon Wind by Lanse reviews
The moment she met him, she knew she wanted nothing to do with him. She knew those eyes could see everything that shouldn't be seen. NejiOC, hints of NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,227 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Neji H., OC - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. On assignment together, Sakura can't figure out why Kakashi has been acting out bad enough to ruin their mission. The answer she seeks lies between the lines.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,234 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 5,769 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
His Fault by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Only For Him by Angel Shirai reviews
I'll come back for you. :Remain loyal to my friends, my home? Or follow my heart and reunite with the man I love: OC bashing ItaOC KakaOC Dark, some gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
MIA: MerryMaids In Action! by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Hatake, Kakashi had hired a 'Merry Maid' to clean his apartment. What he didn't expect was his own student to show up at his door in the skimpy pink uniform. KakaSaku, lemonade, oneshot...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Respect and Understanding by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] 24yr. old Sakura tries to join Anbu. She must seek the help of two old teammates to do so. Will she find love while in the ranks of the elite? A story on how respect can slowly change to love. kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,753 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tenten's Troubles! by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Tenten lets her hair down? Literally?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Tenten - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 5,059 - Follows: 655 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Real Reasons reviews
When Kazuki is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, how does this change affect her? Will she finally face her past? And how will a certain new friend help her deal with her losses? T for swearing and romantic themes. OCxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,043 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
A New Home reviews
Deidara's sister - OC - has come to visit the Akatsuki. Crack-fic. Possibly eventual pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Akatsuki
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