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Joined 01-24-09, id: 1815892, Profile Updated: 09-20-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

These are the links to the videos I promised from both of my stories:

Sitti Navarro, Girl From Ipanema: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgBvWLljK3c

Taeyeon, If: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9PJuFlezXc

BoA, Happy Birthday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_FLpvfdvM0

Girls' Generation, Paparazzi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXMzPTF6HYM

Instruments I play: Piano, Violin, Acoustic Guitar, Vocal Chords XD, and many percussion instruments including: Marimba, Vibraphone, Xylophone, Glockenspiel, Concert Snare, Timpani, Concert Bass Drum, Tambourine, Triangle, Crash Cymbals, Suspended Cymbals, and several others that escape my memory.

I am a musician, writer (apparently), student, and performer.

I am from California. That does NOT mean I am from LA. Los Angeles is G-H-E-T-T-O. They only make it look nice for movies. And even that is fake.

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Favorite Music:

AMERICAN/EUROPEAN: VersaEmerge, Paramore, Linkin Park, Never Shout Never, Green Day, Tool, Blink 182, Owl City, Coldplay, Set Your Goals, Evanescence, Jonas Brothers, Simple Plan, Alexz Johnson, All-American Rejects (and similar groups aka all-male bands such as AFI, All Time Low, etc.), Silversun Pickups, and anything on marimba.

EUROPEAN: Pastilla (Spanish), Tokio Hotel (German), PXNDX/Panda (Spanish), Silbermond (German), t.A.T.u (Russian), Caramell (Swedish)

JAPANESE: Nightmare ナイトメア, Maximum the Hormone マキシマムザホルモン, ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION アジカン, Kanon Wakeshima 分島花音, No Regret Life, Do As Infinity, Little by Little, Mai Fukui 福井舞, ON/OFF, YUI, Antic Cafe, Aya Hirano 平野 綾, FLOW, HOME MADE 家族, Ikimono Gakari いきものがかり, Natsumi Kiyoura 清浦夏実, Ayumi Hamasaki 浜崎 あゆみ, Tomiko Van 伴都美子, Namie Amuro, Every Little Thing, Alice Nine, Ellegarden, Rentrer en Soi, D'espairsRay, Akeboshi 明星嘉男, HALCALI ハルカリ, HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR, BEAT CRUSADERS, DREAM, m-flo, Utada Hikaru 歌田ヒカル, Hearts Grow, Ore Ska Band オレスカバンド, UVERworld, The Pillows, Emi Hinouchi 日之内エミ, KAT-TUN カトゥーン, NICO Touches the Walls ニコタッチズザウォールズ, LM.C, Mami Kawada 川田まみ, Abingdon Boys School アビングドンボーイズスクール, Chaba チャバ, Arashi 嵐, Tommy heavenly6

KOREAN: Epik High 에픽하이, Younha 고윤하, Untouchable, Choi Jung Chul 정철, BIG BANG 빅뱅, Super Junior 슈퍼주니어, SNSD 소녀시대 (Girls' Generation), DBSK/TVXQ 동방신기/東方神起, Loveholic 러브홀릭, 2NE1, IU 아이유, f(x) 에프엑스, The Grace, As One, SHINee, BEAST/B2ST, C.N. Blue, Park Hwayobi 화요비, Brown Eyed Girls, BoA 권보아, Supernova 초신성, IVY 아이비, Wonder Girls, Clazziquai 클래지콰이, SHU-I, Jang Nara 장나라

CHINESE/VIETNAMESE: Crowd Lu, Jay Chou, JJ Lin, Fahrenheit, TANK, Vanness Wu, and Thanh Bui

TRANCE/TECHNO: Everything! :D But especially ParagonX9 of newgrounds.com

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Media I've Seen:

Anime: Death Note, Naruto, Durarara!!, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu/The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Vampire Knight, Special A, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Sketchbook full color'S, Kare Kano, Fruits Basket, Trigun, Kuroshitsuji (up through episode 1), Bleach (up through episode 178), Fullmetal Alchemist (up through episode 6), Ouran High School Host Club (up through episode 3), Loveless (up through episode 2), Inuyasha (up through episode 76), Hikaru no Go (up through episode 2), Tenchi in Tokyo (up through episode 4), Shugo Chara (up through episode 2), School Rumble (up through episode 1)

Anime Movies: Spirited Away, Nausicca, The Sky Crawlers

Manga: Naruto, Absolute Boyfriend, High School Debut/Koukou Debut, 1/3 no Kareshi, Vampire Knight (up through chapter 17), Akuma de Sourou (up through chapter 12), Aozora Yell (up through chapter 6), Ouran High School Host Club (up through chapter 57), Whistle! (up through volume 17 or 18), B.O.D.Y. (up through chapter 28), Beauty is the Beast (up through ???), Captive Heart/Toraware no Minoue (up through chapter 6), Hotaru no Hikari (up through chapter 4), Black Bird (up through chapter 18), D N Angel (up through volume 5), Hikaru no Go (up through volume 15), Fruits Basket (up through volume 6), One Piece (up through chapter 30), Watashitachi no Tamura-kun (I don't remember what chapter I stopped at), Yuyu Hakusho (I don't remember what chapter I stopped at), K-On (up through chapter 1)

Korean Manhwa: Kill Me Kiss Me, Idol Shopping, My Boyfriend Is A Vampire (up through chapter 10), He's Dedicated To Roses (up through chapter 12), Love In The Mask (up through chapter 80)

Chinese/Taiwanese Manhua: Ingenuo

Anime/Manga To Do List: Lucky Star, Cowboy Bebop, D Gray Man, Blood, Code Geass, Full Metal Panic, Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, School Rumble, Tokyo Mew Mew, Shakugan no Shana, Spirited Away, Ghost in the Shell, Claymore, Gintama, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Love Hina, Nana, Rosario Vampire, Wolf and Spice, and Wolf's Rain. If you have any suggestions for me, please message me! Thank you!

Korean Dramas: Coffee Prince, You're Beautiful, Hong Gil Dong, Loveholic, Boys Before Flowers, Heading to the Ground, Delightful Girl Choon Hyang, I Am Sam, Personal Taste, Secret Garden (up through episode 11), My Love Patzzi (up through episode 5), Playful Kiss (up through episode 10), Beethoven Virus (up through episode 9), High Kick (up through episode 13), My Girlfriend is a Gumiho (up through episode 1)

Japanese Dramas: Zettai Kareshi, Hana Kimi, Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge, Koizora (up through episode 1), Nobuta wo Produce (up through episode 6)

Taiwanese Dramas: It Started With A Kiss, It Started With A Kiss 2 (up through episode 1)

Japanese Movies: Death Note 1, Death Note 2, Death Note: L: The Last Name, Boys Love, Boys Love 2, the Takumi-kun series

Korean Movies: I'm a Cyborg But That's Okay, See You After School, ...Ing, 100 Days with Mr. Arrogant, Seducing Mr. Perfect, Spy Girl, My Tutor Friend, Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do, Baby and Me, A Millionaire's First Love, Joomoonjin, My Boyfriend is Type B, My Tutor Friend 2, The Case of Itaewon Homocide

Taiwanese Movies: Secret 不能說的秘密

Asian Dramas/Movies To Do List:

MORE Asian Movies To Do List: Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Detroit Metal City, Honey and Clover, Kung-Fu Vampire, Shinobi, Bleach: Saein, Lethal Ninjas, Mr. Vampire, Vampire Kids, Geisha vs. Ninjas, Sky High.

FAVORITE ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Jang Geun Suk, T.O.P., Yoon Eun Hye, Lee HongKi, Lee MinHo :D

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Favorite Characters:

Characters winning the "All-Time Favorite Anime Character" Award: L (Death Note), Kakashi Hatake (Naruto), Itachi Uchiha (Naruto), and Deidara (Naruto)

Death Note: L, Naomi Misora, Ryuk, Matt, Mello, Matsuda, Reji Namikawa.

Naruto: Naruto, Shikamaru, Tenten, Neji, Lee, Kakashi, Kurenai, Gai, Sai, Yamato/Tenzou, Minato, Iruka, Kotetsu, Izumo, Anko, Genma, Hayate, Shizune, Tsunade, Itachi, Gaara, Temari, Kimimaro, Sasori, Deidara, Konan, Hidan, Haku, and Mr. Poofy-Pajama-Pants! (if you haven't seen Naruto Abridged, you won't understand that.)

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Haruhi, Yuki, Itsuki, Kyon, Ryoko, Tsuruya, Kyon's Sister

Vampire Knight: Yuki, Zero, Kaname, Aidou, Kaien Cross

Special A: Of course I love all of them, how could I not?? XD

Bleach: Ichigo, Rukia, Isshin, Kon, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Shinji, Soifon, Izuru, Gin, Hanatarou, Byakuya, Renji, Shuhei Hisagi, Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Yachiru, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Ukitake, Kaien Shiba, Kukaku Shiba, Nel, Ulquiorra, Wonderweiss, Ishida, Chad, Tatsuki

Hikaru no Go: Fujiwara-no-Sai, Hikaru, Akira, Tetsuo, Yuki, Kishimoto

Ouran High School Host Club: All of them!

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto: NarutoXHinata, TentenXLee, KurenaiXAsuma, TemariXShikamaru, GenmaXShizune (kinda random, I know)

Vampire Knight: YuukiXZero, ShikiXRima, RukaXAkatsuki

Bleach: RukiaXIchigo, IshidaXOrihime, UraharaXYoruichi, HitsugayaXKarin

Absolute Boyfriend: RiikoXSoshi

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Annnnnd here goes the randomness:

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Shikamaru

2. Itachi

3. Kakashi

4. Deidara

5. Sai

6. Neji

7. Lee

8. Haku

9. Temari

10. Gaara

11. Naruto

12. Genma

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Bwahaha... no.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YES. DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE FIC I WROTE??

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I wouldn't be surprised. I always knew he was a girl. But the age difference... doesn't really work...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, she had Shikamaru's baby

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Possibly... if they were homos. Or are they... hmmm...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/9, do you really think he would hook up with her brother??

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

IF. THAT'S A BIG IF. He would probably scream something about youth...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

YAOI.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

They didn't even meet... doubt it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

How's "Youth really does heal"?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I wouldn't. I like mine better :D

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don’t know what that means. But probably not.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but they should.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Yes, unless you mean a three-some... cause some of that's kinda unlikely...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't know if he would scream...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Man, I feel like a woman!"

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

BIG AGE DIFFERENCES. And YAOI sex.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Nothing would work. NOTHING.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"You've never even met!!”

20) How emo is Seven?

Like, furthest thing from emo...

RANDOM NARUTO QUIZ

Who is your favorite character? So... many... maybe Kakashi?

Who is your least favorite character? That would probably have to be Danzou

Who is the most annoying character? Sakura, Ino, and all the other fangirls...

Who is the best-looking character? Let's see, I have a whole list... Of guys, it's Shikamaru, Kakashi, Deidara, Hidan, Gaara, Haku, Sai, Genma, Itachi, Izumo, Kotetsu, Iruka, Kabuto, Kimimaro, Sasori, Minato, and Hayate. Those are the only ones out of the top of my head, but I'm sure there's many more... Of girls, it's Temari, Tenten, Kurenai, Tsunade, Shizune, and Konan...

Which character would make the best crossdesser? Haku or Deidara :D

What is your favorite pairing? Favorite pairing? There's a lot... TemariXShikamaru, AsumaXKurenai, NarutoXHinata, TentenXLee, GenmaXShizune...

Yaoi/Yuri or straight pairings? Normally I do straight, but I don't mine a bit of yaoi ;)

Which character most closely resembles you? I don't think any of the characters are loser enough for me... well, I might be sorta like Chouji since we're both "big-boned"... but I'm not really like any of them.

Who would be your best friend? Good question... Hinata, maybe? I'm good at making friends with shy people.

Which group/team is your favorite? Akatsuki :D

Have you ever felt that you were detined to be with someone? Yeah, but then I start thinking about whether they would actually like me or not, and the answer is always no... >.

Pick your preferred pairing:

NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

ShikaTema or ShikaIno? ShikaTema

SasuNaru or SasuSaku? SasuNaru

SakuIta or SakuSasu? SakuSasu

NejiTen or LeeTen? Dang, both work...

RinObi or RinKaka? RinObi

GuyKaka or IruKaka? IruKaka

GaaHina or NaruHina? NaruHina

DeiSaso or DeiSaku? DeiSaso

SasoSaku or DeiSaso? DeiSaso

KariSasu or SakuSasu? SakuSasu

KariSasu or SuiSasu? SuiSasu

OroSasu or SakuSasu? OroSasu

KonaYahi or KonaNaga? I like both :D

JiraNaru or OroSasu? OroSasu

Who do you like better and why out of...

Sasuke and Naruto? Naruto because he is a good person.

Guy and Kakashi? Definately Kakashi! He's hot, elite, and that mask makes him all the more sexy!

Sasuke and Itachi? Itachi! He actually has good reasons for his actions, plus he cares deeply for his little bro.

Itachi and Deidara? Um... is this a trick question?

Sakura and Ino? Sakura... Ino's a slut.

Deidara and Sasori? Deidara!!

Hidan and Kakuzu? HIDAN! Kakuzu's a creep.

Itachi and Kisame? They are both awesome characters, but Itachi's sexy, so I'd probably have to say him.

Deidara and Tobi? Lol, Tobi! No, wait, I take that back, it's Deidara... or Tobi... or Dei...

Tsunade and Shizune? Both?

Konohamaru and Inari? Konohamaru, I guess... no reason.

Danzo and Orochimaru? I hate Danzou's guts, so I'd say Orochimaru... cause he at least has an awesome theme song!!

Kabuto and Orochimaru? I can't choose...

Orochimaru and Sasori? Sasori because Akatsuki pwns.

Tayuya and Karin? Tayuya! She's not one of those Sasuke fangirls, or at least she doesn't show it.

Suigetsu and Karin? Suigetsu! Karin's annoying...

Kimimaro and Sakon? KIMIMARO!!

Zetsu and Tobi? TOBI!! He's so funny :D

Jiraiya and Orochimaru? Jiraiya, because he's more amusing...

Tsunade and Jiraiya? Tsunade, she's not a perv.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

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You know you live in the year 2000 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen-name

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was number a 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

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I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm into ANIME, so I MUST be into HENTAI and masturbating to it.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.


I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.


I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.


We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.


I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.


I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.


I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.


I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.


We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.


I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.


I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.


I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.


I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.


I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.


I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.


I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.


I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.


I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.


I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.


I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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NICE QUOTES:

Whoever said nothing is impossible?! Ever tried slamming a revolving door?

If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

Join the dork side. We have pi!

If you try and fail, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown over it but just 4 muscles to stretch your arm out and punch the crap out of them.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet that has chocolate.

Welcome to my world. Now go home.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved.

Death brings heartaches no one can heal, but love brings memories no one can steal.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin

The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee. -Tellis Frank

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. -Unknown

INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. -Random person

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -W. C. Fields

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Falling in love with the jerk! Kakashi love story by Hatake Yuko reviews
Yuko lived in Konoha when she was a little girl and was teased endlessly by Kakashi. She moves away from Konoha with her parents to Kumogakure. But what happens when she moves back to Konoha by herself when she gets older and meets Kakashi again? Has she forgotten who he is? Will she fall in love with him? Read to find out. Kakashi x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
A Detonating Dance by spirited curiosities reviews
The Akatsuki need a medic and they find a girl formerly in the services of Orochimaru with secrets that she would prefer to keep hidden. What happens when she falls for Deidara? Rated M for sex and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,408 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/2/2009 - [Deidara, OC] Hidan - Complete
What Happens Now? by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. Post whenever Kishimoto finally finishes the series. Sakura 22 years old, Kakashi 36 years old. With all the wars over and all conflicts resolved, Kakashi and Sakura are left with the question "So what happens now?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 70,770 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Your Phat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
Sakura decides she is tired of waiting. She wants Itachi now. Omoni wants to watch. "Continuation" of Your Fat Cat. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Heal My Heart by hatelove5lovehate reviews
A physically, mentally, and emotionally abused child tries to live her high school life as normally as she could before a certain Itachi Uchiha involved himself in her life. Now she becomes the center of attention to a school who feeds off of gossip and a man who will stop at nothing to make her his. SakuIta & other couples, cursing & sexual intent will be in this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 82,147 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mistake by TokiyoWind reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen. She made one simple mistake, and now he's a part of her world. Sequel, Linger, is now out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Suna has a Library? by OhSnap501 reviews
First Fan-fic. Be nice! Kiya just broke up with her cheating boyfriend, what happens whe she is sent to Suna to fix the abandoned library? Rated M for a reason! Lots of swearing and lemons in later chapters! Over 18 please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,348 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Gaara, OC - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Screw Me Senseless by spirited curiosities reviews
It started with a question: "Can you even have sex, Sasori no danna?" It ended with a haughty command: "Screw me senseless." Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Our Choices by Eclipsing reviews
A year of peace has passed and along with it came inevitable changes in their relationship. But as one is ready to embrace it, the other is not. Rated T for Ichigo's bad mouth. TWO-SHOT
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Thunder and Snow by Tatx reviews
Kaka/OC and Itachi/OC. Two enemies are living their lifes, and crossing their paths...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Love Me, Sensei by Eclipsing reviews
Someone new moved into Rukia's neighborhood and she absolutely despised him since he started calling her a midget the first day they met. But it was unexpected when she saw him at school, but he's not a student...then that means! ICHIXRUKI Rated M
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,765 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Running Out by Syrasha reviews
She was born to run away. Her heart and soul lay out on that road. He sincerely wanted to change that. MattXOC MattOC MailXOC MailOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
What Once Was by Are-san reviews
A girl, once a friend. A boy, once a love. The boy, now a man. The girl, now a woman strong. But no one can return to what once was. Warning for Mature content and OC pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Renji A. - Complete
First Memory of Love by arsenous elation reviews
A teaser prequel for my upcoming fiction!Setting: Uchiha Itachi is assigned to captain a special ANBU Black-Ops Team, who will make a name across the Nations: The 'Pride of the ANBU'. But their unity will soon be crushed. FINISHED with SOME UPDATES.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lost Butterfly by xXMidnight-ShadowXx reviews
After learning about L's death, Chouko runs from Wammy's and goes to Japan to avenge him.But when she visits his grave, the detective is still there!Also, Chouko has the power to see shinigami without a Death Note! Sorry for suckish summary. ; ; MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,965 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Matt - Complete
With One Kiss by StarnightX reviews
Kara is wondering in the forest when she bumps into two Akatsuki members. What will happen to her and to them after she joins them? Eventual DeidaraxOC. Rated T for cussing and other stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,600 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
And Yet by arsenous elation reviews
“I’m always here to be…a bother to you.” …She was just a normal kunoichi, yet there was something special about her…and the least possible person in the world noticed it and was unable to kill her… Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Soon To Be by KoalaSnow reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are married. Now Temari is getting sick. Is she pregnant? How will Kankuro and Gaara feel about this? And why is Temari threatning Kankuro with a frying pan? ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Double Nickles on Your Dime by Nymbis reviews
An odds and ends collection of Naruto stories. 10 genres of Shizune x Genma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Shizune, Genma S.
Issues with Itachi by randomqueenwilla reviews
An OC,Akira, is minding her own business when Itachi decides to kidnap her and make her join the Akatsuki. Funny semi serious. ItachiXOC, slight GaaraXOC Starting from chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,159 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Ten Days by Sealson reviews
..."If in ten days you still can’t do it, you don’t like her enough. But if in ten days she hasn’t ignored or rejected you, she likes you."...Just how long will it take?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Boxes and Boo Boos by Aphiria reviews
He always said yes to her. Why stop now? Izumo and Shizune One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Izumo K., Shizune - Complete
Holding His Angel by StarnightX reviews
Kakashi and his team of genin find a winged woman in a forest. Her orgins are unknown, could she have any connections with Orochimaru? KakashixOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,663 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Snowflakes and Watermelons by Allen the Musician reviews
War has ended and normalcy has returned to the Seireitei, for everyone except Toushirou that it. He's facing a new challenge in the form of a certain pig-tailed Shinigami girl. Hitsu/OC. Fourth in the Enemies Within Series. reviews are greatly appreciated
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Meant to Be by Allen the Musician reviews
Fifth in the Enemies Within series and post Winter War. Captain Hitsugaya is getting married and as preparations for the wedding are made it becomes obvious that some things are just meant to be. Hitsu/OC reviews are welcome and appreciated.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Genma Twoshot by Lady Alexis Kobayashi reviews
What happens when the most annoying person becomes Aika's addiction. sorry no good at summary's LOL Genma/OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Genma S. - Complete
Once upon a Sakura flower by emm297 reviews
Toushime Sakura has a crush on her captain/childhood friend and is afraid to tell him how she feels. And, her posting to the real world makes things even more difficult. HitsuXOC, rated T in case. COMPLETED, WITH EPILOGUE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,344 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Just TonightIchiRuki by We-Be-Cool reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are left alone at the Kurosakis'. Things go smoothly, but as time progresses, so does their realization that they have feelings for each other. Can they admit their love before times runs out? IchiRuki Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Just Between Us by TheScarletHeart reviews
A series of author and reviewer picked pairings. Up first IchiRuki, "Lights Out" -They never go out when you want them to now do they? Rated T for language, subject to change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Dark Devotion by Masayo reviews
He was the ruler of the night and she his devoted servant. She would do anything for him even die for him if he asked just for her beloved lord to notice her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Eyes Of Brilliant Shadows by Sybil Corvax reviews
It's easier to protect those you care about if you show no sense of feeling. A coward can't protect themselves, nevermind their friends. That's what she beleives she knows. He knows better. KakashiXOC Disclaimer! I don't own Naruto! Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,400 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Irresistible Temptation by spirited curiosities reviews
Hidan corners his love interest in his room. How will he react when she admits her true feelings for him? Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Hidan, OC] - Complete
Giftless by lenaetv reviews
A Kakashi X Sakura one-shot. Kakashi is flustered because one certain Pink-haired women forgot him on Valentine's day. Please Read and Enjoy! Rated T for minor bad language. really it's not that bad
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Traveler by mnmonroe reviews
A girl travels through a portal that connects Earth to Naruto's World. With the help of Kakashi will she be able to survive long enough to get home. Chapter 17 is up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
If Gai Took Over Konoha by pandavenger reviews
Kakashi sees Gai with a giant green cannon. He thought it was nothing to worry about. Naruto and Hinata pop out in spandex suits... KAKASHI YOU IDIOT! BTW: I HAD NO CRACK, I'm JUST NARTURALLY CRAZY! ISN'T CRACK ILLEGAL? TO BE DELETED IN A FEW DAYS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Furnitures and Excuses by Sealson reviews
Kakashi is known to be late on all occasions. His excuses are always lame...will he finally come up with a more solid one?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi's Angel by Wowzer600 reviews
She walked down a path that would lead to love and ultimately, the greatest sacrifice. KakashiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
My Biggest Mistake by RollinGxStaR reviews
IkkakuxOC Ikkaku reflects on his relationship with Kiriumi, and realizes his biggest mistake. Side story of Who Said Cooks Can't Fight?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Ikkaku M. - Complete
Two's Company by Shirou-Tenshin reviews
A Izuru/OC friendship fic. Sequel to 'A Walk to Remember'. After she gradutes from the Academy, Yuki must find her place within her new group of friends, but how will she react when she meets one Kira Izuru?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - I. Kira - Complete
Nozomi Yagami's Wonderful Life of Doom by Awesome Galaxy reviews
In which Light is replaced with a female, hilarious version of himself. In which she becomes Kira, and kills people, and falls in love with her greatest enemy. In which L has nooo idea what he signed up for when he started this case... -L x OC-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,022 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Ryuk - Complete
New Beginnings by virgofairy17 reviews
Five years have gone by and I still love you. Hidan struggles to find Akina after transforming her into a vampire. Will they be reunited again? Sequel to Beneath the Silver Moon. Rated M for language and later scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Hidan, Sasuke U. - Complete
Kunoichi Love by Tatx reviews
KakaXOC, GenmaxOC. An old friend comes back into Kakashi's life... self sacrifice was never such a strong word, all because when a Kunoichi loves... that love is forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Your lips are Mine by Mersea reviews
ItachiOC "I'm...starting to lose my temper." He reached up and touched the corner of his lower lip where she bit him. His red eyes narrowed ominously. 'She-...sometimes makes me feel alive.' COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,374 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sweet Child Of Mine by MakotoUchiha reviews
Loving each other since childhood, what happens when he leaves her? ItachixOC ItachiOC ItaOC ItaxOC Some Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
An Eventful Party by Microsuede Mouse reviews
Sketchbook full color'S - Sora's birthday is coming up, and Ao is organising a party... But he needs help from a certain short, camera-loving classmate. AoxMinamo, SoraxDaichi
Sketchbook - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Asphyxiation by MitsukiShiroi reviews
ItaSaku: Itachi is the predator, Sakura is the prey. Lines between good and wrong get blurred beyond believes from time to time until there really is no more seperation between good and wrong, just perspective and opinion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hungry by Eclipsing reviews
Ichigo just wants to finish his homework. But Rukia has other plans. Why is she so hungry? oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sealed powers, hidden hearts by GemmaKat reviews
Yumichika Ayasegawa is mortally wounded, and it's up to Sakura to heal him until help arrives. Character development, friendship, angst, romance. Yumi/OC, Ikkaku/OC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Itachi's Unsure Moment by Artica Storms reviews
He is trying to be nice, like romantic, but is very unsure of himself Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Something Strange Is Going On by evefaxton reviews
Mini-sequal to WAGTD "We're trying to seduce her and all she wants to see is Frankenstein get laid?" Threesome OC, Izumo, Kotetsu rated M for excessive use of language, slapstick humor, adult situations, and whipped cream
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Kotetsu H. - Complete
Who's A Girl to Do? by evefaxton reviews
Used to be Raising Another Uchiha. A widow and her eight year old daughter come to Konoha. IzumoOC 15yrsNejiSakura, ShinoIno M for language and mature humor/situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 199,636 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Izumo K. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5248 - Favs: 4,616 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleepwalker by Blackened Wing reviews
Yuki's sleepwalking lands her in a spot of trouble. When Aido rescues her it lands him in even more trouble, especially with Kaname. One Shot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hanabusa A., Yuki C. - Complete
The Old Biddy by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. An old biddy plays matchmaker for Kakashi and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,279 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by ShipperTrish reviews
KakaSaku. On assignment together, Sakura can't figure out why Kakashi has been acting out bad enough to ruin their mission. The answer she seeks lies between the lines.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,234 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Only For Him by Angel Shirai reviews
I'll come back for you. :Remain loyal to my friends, my home? Or follow my heart and reunite with the man I love: OC bashing ItaOC KakaOC Dark, some gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Tenten's Troubles! by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Tenten lets her hair down? Literally?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Tenten - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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A New Home reviews
Deidara's sister - OC - has come to visit the Akatsuki. Crack-fic. Possibly eventual pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Akatsuki
The Real Reasons reviews
When Kazuki is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, how does this change affect her? Will she finally face her past? And how will a certain new friend help her deal with her losses? T for swearing and romantic themes. OCxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,807 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
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