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Joined 01-25-09, id: 1815972, Profile Updated: 07-31-09
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Gone with the Wind.

Hi. My name is Astra Aucote, I live in Dublin with my father, my mother lives in Portsmouth, England, with my two younger sisters.

I'm 15

And writing is my safe haven, so I hope you like my stories xD

Favourite Ships

Harry Potter :

Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Draco/Pansy, Bill/Fleur, James/Lily, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Cedric/Cho, Remus/Tonks and sometimes, depending, Sirius/OC

Twilight:

(basically the canon ones xD) Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Carlisle/Esme, Emmett/Rosalie, Charlie/Sue, Charlie/Renee, Renee/Phil and Mike/Jessica.

All the ones in bold apply to me xD

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be going to hell.
I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean."
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

Story Statuses ~

I Am Marie ~ Complete

Sunday Mourning ~ Complete

Dear Diary ~ Temporarily Abandoned

So There Was This Book ~ Work In Progress ~ And I know I said I'd have another chapter up by now but you see the thing is that I've been running round like a chicken with it's head cut off. My sister's boyfriend just got arrested and she wants to marry him which means I'm in England now and yeah...

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A Mistake and A Laugh by SnapeLikesMyPatronus reviews
Fred and George play a prank on someone who they shouldn't. I suck at writing summarys. xD R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Pictures for Posterity by Riiko Shea reviews
They are searching for two specific people, but all these pictures, hidden away in regret and sorrow, have a story to tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Realization by EvieRox reviews
Teddy and Victoire are best friends until Teddy realizes that he loves her as more than that. Will he take a chance or just bottle it up like he had been for years? Teddy/Victoire ONESHOT! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Fifty Ways by andtheyfightcrime reviews
50 beginnings, middles and ends. 50 ways to fall in love. 50 more reasons why there's more to Cho Chang and Cedric Diggory than meets Harry Potter's eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Cedric D., Cho C. - Complete
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Here's Missing You reviews
A short and possibly rubbish Fic about Melanie thinking. She tells Ashley about Scarlett, about her views on the war... An AU. If Ashley had died whilst fighting.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
So There Was This Book reviews
The Marauders sometimes includes Peter and Lily read Harry Potter. I know it's been done before but I wanted my own version up, because the versions I find don't tend to get finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dear Diary reviews
Oh. My. God. I lost it. And then James found it. And now he knows all my deep dark.. well.. not deep or dark as such, just more embarassing than anything.. BUGGER! ALLY! LENA! GET HERE NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P.
I Am Marie reviews
That’s who the woman sounds like. Her mother. Well, a mother, if not specifically hers. She has the same caring tone all seem to when talking to their children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sunday Mourning reviews
As Regulus Black's life comes to a close, he records his parting thoughts on a few scraps of parchment, so that whoever may find them, may also find the reason for his death...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete