Author has written 15 stories for Gravitation, Yu-Gi-Oh, Enzai: Falsely Accused, Inkheart, Princess Princess, Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Monochrome Factor, Tsubasa Chronicle, and Sanctuary.
I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi, especially in my own work, so if anyone spots any spelling or grammatical errors (rare as they should hopefully be), can you please let me know? I would be grateful if you would be specific about it too - I've had people say "Oh, hey, an error!" but then never explain what or where it is. That's kind of unhelpful, you know?
Also, you should probably be aware that if you give me advice on my writing style or the structure of my fic, I will be checking yours as an example. I'm not being judgemental; it's just that seeing it makes it easier for me to understand. Okay, and maybe there's a tiny bit of judgement - someone once complained about my work, but it turned out that they wrote like a five year old, and then got angry with me when I didn't take their advice.
Misa: We catch Kira! I would never dream about living in a world without Light!
Sunao: Do you know about the three greatest humans sins? Gluttony, Sloth, and Lust. You're the personification of these sins, Hashiba.
Yuuko: Mokena's a Mokena. You’d count them one Mokena, two Mokena, and then you’d stop. There are only two.
Dee: What's up with the goody-goody act for Ryo, huh?
Riza: Sorry to interrupt, Major, but allow me to offer some feminine advice... BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER FIVE MONTHS!!
Bowen: Eat her!
Jemma: My eyes feel like fruit.
Rudolph: You are not a brother.
Ban: In what universe is there an idiot who falls off a building while chasing a rice ball??
Henry: Well, you can't send Druitt alone, the guy's all heart and flowers one day, and the next he's turning a working girl into a canoe!
Kate: You'd think a white guy wandering the streets screaming about Kali would get noticed.
Nikola: What am I, your House Elf?
Afina: Nikola, you're out of your depth, mongrel.
GreedLing: Hey! You still breathing over there?
Sheldon: Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless b*tch.
Ginji: Kazu!! Haha! You're alive after all! I'm so glad! I'm so glad!!
America: Well, I bet he’s deeply in love with Italy. He’s probably chasing after good artwork or Italy’s butt. What’s so great about his butt? Really, I’m at a loss.
Jenny: Aww, look at Winston! He's just like his daddy!
Ed: Ling! I mean, Greed!
Raven: My penis is like a sheep. It's soft and woolly, and it nibbles people.
Envy: So you two are that close, are you?
Glinda: And what have you been doing, aside from riding around on that filthy old thing?
Sam: I don't know what he just said, but it sounded vaguely threatening. Hm...that's new- a threatening Polish person.
Thug: The f*ck is wrong with you man? You'd rather die for some piece of sh*t that you don't even f*cking know?
Knox: Where'd this come from?
Michael: What's the matter, Theodore? You forget?
Watanuki: Thanks to this little guy, no one lost any appendages.
Smee: I've just had an apostrophe!
Hazel: He's celebrating his freedom, Hawkbit. We just have to be patient with him.
Orson Wells: In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
Charlie: Just Alice, I will be honoured to escort you, your goods...and...ngh...vassal to my sacred kingdom.
Capricorn: You got old.
Becky: What is he doing?
Tyler: Whoa! Whoa! Okay! You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near four hundred gallons of nitroglycerine!
Becky: Remember those brownies we had that tasted like muffins? Today I had a mini-muffin that tasted like a brownie.
Mr Garrison: Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!
Harry Wormwood: Listen, you little wiseacre. I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Kayleigh: Polyamorous relationships- spread the love but not the legs.
Class: Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs F, F, I, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs L, T, Y!
Gannicus: I will cause distraction and gain you the time.
Jacqueline: Next thing you know I shall be cleaning the fireplace with Danielle.
Gustav: Did you hear? He likes my work!
Nurse: She’s gone out for a drink, with your mate.
Brigand: My wife thanks you for this fine gown, Mademoiselle.
Sam: He seems lovely, but maybe a bit... normal of my tastes...
Hansel: ‘Scuse me, brah.
Lestat: Perfect! Just perfect! Just... burn everything we own! Have us living in a field like cattle.
Thor: Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard, and he’s my brother.
Grief councillor: Unless you’re telling me you have a direct line to those angels you were looking for-
Monroe: They were highly valued, usually kept prisoner, you know? Like a concubine. Or a parakeet.
Max: Get back, witch!
William: Who's that?
Greeling: Thanks for the help, Old Man. You really saved my ass.
Glóin: Parasites? Did he say parasites?
Gandalf: I think he's a very great wizard, in his own way. He's a gentle soul who prefers the company of animals to others.
Greed: I want money and power and women, sex, status, glory; I demand the finer things in life!
Sam: Okay, so I get that Haruka is a dolphin, and Rei is a butterfly, and Rin is a shark, and I even get that Nagisa is a penguin... But how in the name of F*CK does one compare backstroke to an orca?
Jane: Oh, my goodness! Daddy, I was walking. There was... was a little baby, little baby monkey, and I drew a picture! Suddenly, the monkey starts crying. But, I turn around and there's a whole FLEET OF THEM. An ARMY of monkeys! A huge tree full of monkeys, screaming at me! Terrified! I was terrified! Suddenly, I was swinging, on a vine, in the air! Swinging, in the air! I was in the air! And then, I was all surrounded! And, daddy! They took my boot! And I was SAVED. I was saved by a flying, wild man in a loincloth.
Nick: If this is the Hibernaculum, what are they doing down there?