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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

So I'm another bored, horny housewife caught up in the squee worthy world that is Twilight.

I discovered fan fiction in my plight to find a one shot to fill the void that was the "fade to black" honeymoon, and was caught up with the amount of amazing writers here (most notably, AngstGoddess-i.e. Wide Awake- I freakin worship your writing.) there are some really amazing writers on here!

I actually shouldn't be doing any of this. I'm 28, married to the love of my life, and I have a 4 year old and a 2 year old. I'm a full time student, I'm busy as hell, and all I can do is read and write about twilight. I've suckered others into the dark side, so I don't feel so bad.

Fan Fic plots I hate

Edward and Bella not getting together or together with other people. I'm pretty canon when it comes to couples. but after seeing New Moon...I may be open to some smut between Bella and Jacob...

Canon stereotypes. Emmett is not always a doofus. Alice likes to do more than shop. Rosalie isn't a complete bitch 100% of the time. PLEASE give your characters some depth!!

When people karaoke in fics. Ick.

Texty language. I just can't see Edward texting Bella. "i luv u 4 eva".

Bella getting pregnant because she's not being safe with birth control. I'm just not a fan. Get on birth control.

When Bella DOES get pregnant, the miscarraige cop out. Unless you've had a miscarriage, you'll never really understand how traumatic it is. I hate when it's used as a literary device to get Bella out of being pregnant without having to have an abortion.

Fan fic things I LOVE

SMUT. I enjoy all smut.

Dirty talking Edward (bold print underlined. nothing gets me going like a sweet respectful guy who knows some dirty words. :)...)

AH stuff. (Wide Awake is the freaking Bee’s Knees.)

Dirty talking Bella. (We can't have Edward talking to no one here ;)...)

I love lemony smut, but it's a huge plus when there's a good plot.

But I'm biased. After the fail that was breaking dawn, I need some smut with my plot. "fade to black" doesn't work with me.

Darkward. He. OWNS. Me.

Domward. gah.

Right now I'm just doing some smutty one shots to get them out of my system...and because my husband never wants to give it up and I've got a sex drive like a 17 year old boy...which is probably why writing in EPOV appeals to me so much...

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21261 - Favs: 11,733 - Follows: 7,475 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15045 - Favs: 8,638 - Follows: 9,081 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14517 - Favs: 11,840 - Follows: 5,461 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9263 - Favs: 7,534 - Follows: 7,685 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,825 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10617 - Favs: 11,742 - Follows: 12,427 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13594 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14607 - Favs: 10,539 - Follows: 7,868 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12102 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3675 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22915 - Favs: 14,229 - Follows: 10,642 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8911 - Favs: 7,391 - Follows: 4,869 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6794 - Favs: 9,684 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9744 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14251 - Favs: 15,280 - Follows: 8,289 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 6,464 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4894 - Favs: 5,993 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6188 - Favs: 5,343 - Follows: 5,358 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4499 - Favs: 5,564 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5365 - Favs: 6,884 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12490 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,102 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Olympic Rain and Novocain by AddiCakes reviews
A waitress's pain, a bartender's secrets, & one fateful night. "The silken lilt flowing from his flawless lips envelopes her…soothes her…rocks her gently back and forth…until the tingly sensation fades into numbness. Numb. Like Novocain." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,468 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Road to Forgiveness by jezzeria reviews
Bella just found out she's pregnant after a one night stand. Edward is enthralled by this woman who is carrying his child, but Bella has a dark past. Will she be able to let it go and give Edward the chance he deserves? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,292 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Eclipse by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. An in-depth, accurate portrayal of the heart, mind, and soul of the beloved Edward Cullen as he deals with the complex themes and events taking place during Eclipse. RATED T FOR INTIMACY THEMES/LANGUAGE. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Breaking by OhMyWord reviews
It didn’t take long to be consumed and I knew we couldn’t keep this up forever, but right then, I was in it. All the way. And when each moment with her was everything, how could I possibly think of all the other nothings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,374 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7675 - Favs: 9,046 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PreWedding Jitters reviews
Edward and Bella have a night they'll never forget...BEFORE the wedding. Mostly smut, some fluff. One shot. Slightly OOC. though we don't really know how E&B are in the sack, so maybe it's not so OOC ; ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete