Tomas the Betrayer
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Joined 01-25-09, id: 1816376, Profile Updated: 06-20-18
Author has written 42 stories for Teen Titans, Batman, Legacy of Kain, Bleach, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, Code Geass, Death Note, Tinkerbell, 30 Rock, One Piece, Marvel 1602, Zorro, Liar Game, Soul Eater, Good Wife, Pandora Hearts, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Rurouni Kenshin, Gunslinger Girl, Archenemy and Hero/魔王勇者, Transformers/Beast Wars, Sleepy Hollow, Monster Hunter, Avengers, From the New World/新世界より, Kuroshitsuji, Skullgirls, Star Wars Rebels, Legend of Zelda, Agent Carter, Kung Fu Panda, Star Wars, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, and God of War.

Okay, before anything else, if you haven't been to see 'Incredibles 2', I implore you, don't. Just don't bother. It is not worth your time, and if this is what passes for sequels nowadays, then I shudder to think what they'll do to 'Wreck-It Ralph 2'. Blech. Cheap plot that would barely suffice for a Saturday Morning Cartoon show with absolutely zero character development. And they'll still probably give it the Oscar. BLECH! Save your money for 'Ant-Man and Wasp'. That's all I want to say.

Now that that's taken care of, let's talk turkey. I've been pining for years to make a chapter in 'Friends in Low Places' that features Marguerite, that slinky spirited side support from way back in the Amazon Lily arc. However, she had never been off the island, where men coincidentally are not permitted. And she wasn't a member of the Kuja Pirates 'til after meeting Luffy. So the question arose: who exactly could Tomas pit her against? Nothing ever seemed to make sense. Who would dare risk the wrath of the Pirate Empress, and what would even bring them to Amazon Lily to begin with? The answer never came to me.

Until now, that is. Thanks to the Whole Cake Island arc (which restored 'One Piece' to glories not seen since Punk Hazard), I finally find a worthy and wonderful opponent for Marguerite who could both challenge her and had a responsibility that made travel to the island feasible. They also happen to be my absolute favorite of the Charlotte Family, perhaps because of the resemblance to Black Dahlia from 'Skullgirls'. Well, whatever the reason, Tomas is tickled to bring you this latest addition to my stories. Oh, and 15 Tomas Points to anyone who can pinpoint the flick that inspired the exchanges between Randolph and his crane! Comedy, it never fails!

So having now seen 'Deadpool 2' twice, I am certain it was not as good as the original. But that doesn't matter, because I still had a blast with it! Only people who have read '25 Worst Drawings by Rob Liefeld' can fully appreciate the shots they fired in that flick. Lookin' at you, Shatterstar, ya goofy cross between Longshot and Logan! Domino was a kick, and now we finally know what her mutant power is! Never could figure that out just by looking at her... or reading about her... and we never talked about her, so perhaps it's for the best. That ending just kills. Though would it really have cost them much to include a parting shot? Y'know, something like parodying the end of 'Masters of the Universe' with Deadpool popping up from a bubbling red pool and going, "I'll be back!" Some of us would have paid ten times the price of a ticket to see that. C'est la vie, I guess.

Guess that's all for now. We wish you joy in your readings and success in your prospects. And if you haven't caught the Bollywood epic 'Bahubali', be sure to check it out. Saw it on the plane, and let me tell you, that was a singing sword-swinging romp! Need more films like that, even if they are 5 hours long. Tomas out!

One last thing: now that the Ruler of the One Piece World has appeared, things are bound to get more interesting. So Tomas is making a small but powerful prediction:

1. Im-sama is a woman, and she is gunning for Vivi!

Pleasant dreams!

Honesty is the best policy.
Don't believe everything you read.
A bird in the hand beats two in the bush.
Homilies are for the birds.
Laugh and the world wonders why.

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Stupid Cupid by EmaniaHilel reviews
Chaptered - When one of Raven's deepest, darkest secrets is revealed, havoc ensues. This is a love triangle fic. WARNING: TRIANGLE MEANS BOTH SPEEDY AND ROBIN WILL BE POTENTIAL LOVE INTERESTS, BUT ONLY ONE WILL EVENTUALLY END UP WITH RAVEN, SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, PLEASE DON'T READ.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,073 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Raven, Robin, Speedy
At the Right Hand of God by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. It is easier to smile than to show his bitterness seeping through. If this is Heaven, he wonders how Hell can truly be a punishment.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Estranged by EmaniaHilel reviews
[Future!Fic] Because she had fully expected never to see him again, the vision of Nightwing crouched, hands on knees and easily balanced on the stone edge of her balcony's balustrade, like some sort of predator...seemed impossible and somewhat dreamlike
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,405 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Breathing Lessons by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Undertow by Jaina reviews
There's more than one way to be a teacher, and there's more than one way to love. KaienRukia, KaienMiyako. Very, very preKarakura.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,534 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Rukia K., Kaien S. - Complete
Mythos by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Kyon tries to help Yuki become more human, and gets more than he bargained for. Kyon x Yuki :: FINISHED! :: See author profile for lemon side story...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Thirteen Ways To Say Goodnight by Guardian1 reviews
Amarant Coral searches for redemption. Irontail Fratley searches for peace. Both men are ten years and one woman too late. Ongoing.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Amarant C., Fratley
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Friends in Low Places reviews
How well do you know your friends? Or your enemies? The two might be harder to distinguish than you believe. The ladies of One Piece experience separate encounters with scoundrels of the highest order.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,112 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hina, T. Law, Boa Hancock, Amande
Questioning the Senses
Had Kisuke accepted Yuzuruha's invitation in the hot spring, she might have shown him many ways to come clean.
Muramasa: The Demon Blade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16 - Kisuke, Yuzuruha - Complete
25 Reasons reviews
When faced with an angry Sith Lord, one will do almost anything to stay alive. Fortunately Dr. Aphra has a host of amazing talents at her disposal. Surely one of them can save her neck?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12 - Complete
Wish of the Dahlia reviews
Fear is the Black Dahlia's ally. When her wishes are revealed, that fear will only grow. A final trinity of chapters exploring the Skullgirls' terrifying urban legend.
Skullgirls - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/15 - Filia, Nurse Valentine, Minette, Black Dahlia - Complete
Lifted Up reviews
Sequel to 'Hammered Down'. Under the shadow of a heaven ruled by monsters, Rukia Kuchiki continues to fulfill her duties with new lives and hearts added to the mix. And above all, there is a mother's love.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 549,137 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Wrath of the Dahlia reviews
A reputation has value, and the Black Dahlia guards hers jealously. Another trinity of chapters exploring the Skullgirls' merciless female hitman.
Skullgirls - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Filia, Princess Parasoul, Black Dahlia - Complete
Heart of a Croc reviews
A luckless bandit finds himself enamored with a mistress of kung fu. But sharper than any serpent's tooth is a viper scorned.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Viper, Fung - Complete
What's Your Focus? reviews
Dr. Fenhoff finds it's rather more difficult than he thought to get Chief Dooley to focus. Featuring a cameo from Disney's most famous secret agent!
Agent Carter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2016 - P. Carter, R. Dooley - Complete
Drop It reviews
The imprisoned Horseman is spilling secrets. But if Ichabod Crane drops one more name to remind everyone how important he is, Abbie Mills will not be responsible for what happens next.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Abigail M., Headless Horseman - Complete
ZELDA-NA-NAAAH! DA-DAH!
One fatal mistake lands Groose in the role of Hyrule's Hero. With such an unpromising candidate, perhaps only the God of War can possibly whip him into shape!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & God of War - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Groose - Complete
Vader's Trophy reviews
That's one helmet Ezra Bridger will certainly never collect. In honor of the Dark Lord of the Sith's glorious comeback!
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Ezra B., Kanan J. - Complete
Wake of the Dahlia reviews
Lacking a scent, the influence of the Black Dahlia is still felt all throughout New Meridian. A trinity of chapters exploring the Skullgirls' formidable cyborg enforcer.
Skullgirls - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Black Dahlia, Squigly, Filia - Complete
That Which is Given reviews
What is given can be taken away. Left to a demon's devisings, Doll struggles for any hope she can find in the depths of Phantomhive Manor.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Doll/Freckles, Sebastian M. - Complete
Give a Monster Rat a Cookie reviews
Monster Rats are more human than not. And if you give them a chance, they might prove it in ways that even rodents would find offensive.
From the New World/新世界より - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Kiroumaru, Tomiko A. - Complete
Thanatophile reviews
A vivid dream has our lustful little Tsubaki facing a bit of a scandal, one even Death might not offer an escape from.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Tsubaki N., Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Make It 2 reviews
Based solely on what I have seen in trailers for 'Avengers 2'. How does Ultron go from being a progressive agent of peace and hope to a murderous psychopath bent on exterminating the human race? Even money says Tony Stark's to blame.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Ultron, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Eat at Deviljho's reviews
For the first Hunters to ever battle a voracious Deviljho, early retirement seemed like a pretty sweet deal. Bon appétit!
Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Complete
A Bad Blend reviews
Miko and Jack learn the perplexing truth about what really inspired Megatron to declare war on creation. Make sure it's just a twist...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Miko N., Megatron - Complete
One Eye Said to the Other reviews
... between you and me, something smells. Has anyone else noticed that guy's missing an eye? Even if you have, rest assured you'll be getting an earful about it.
Archenemy and Hero/魔王勇者 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Complete
Sick Hobbies reviews
To pass the time while enduring the rounds of the Liar Game, you need a little humor, and a lot of viciousness. The following stories are done in the name of fun and games. Enjoy!
Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,406 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - K. Nao, Fukunaga Y. - Complete
Let's Just Smile! reviews
Could the girls be planning a surprise party for Jean? Or are they simply out to kill him? With the Gunslinger Girls, you never really know.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Jean, Claes - Complete
Complex Designs reviews
Janet Van Dyne enjoys different ways of dealing with all sorts of men in her life. Little does she know, Ultron is watching. And learning.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,563 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Wasp - Complete
NOW You Can Panic reviews
One eye can still detect a family resemblance. The latest patient to visit his clinic might land Zetsumei-sensei in hot water despite her intentions. Then it's time-traveling fun! The moral of the story? Mummy-people are bad news. Co-authored with Texgal.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Shishio, Abiru K. - Complete
Ironing Out Issues reviews
Can Tony Stark survive learning he is not as well-loved and respected as he thought? A better question might be, can everybody else?
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Iron Man, Pepper P. - Complete
Underlying Flavor reviews
While many things, Gilbert Nightray is certainly no ladies man. Of all the perils he has faced, that may just prove to be his fatal flaw.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Crime and Blandishment reviews
Eli Gold is solving problems his way. Will is just looking for a dinner companion, honest. Alicia simply wants to know what Kalinda is doing with that machine gun. Because where would lawyer dramas be without crime?
Good Wife - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Alicia F., Kalinda S. - Complete
The Company We Keep reviews
At the dawn of a new century, there is justice, and there is avarice. The fate of a fugitive murderer hangs between the Fox of legend and a lawless gang of greedy entertainers.
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Hammered Down reviews
A forbidden encounter, a chance conversation. Rukia Kuchiki is about to discover what some people are willing to do for the good of Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 528,161 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Rukia K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Answer the Question reviews
America's greatest patriot sees a chance to undo the mistakes of his nation's history. But it is a face from his own past that poses the gravest threat.
Marvel 1602 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Knock 'Em Dead reviews
Modern advances in television aside, one rule still remains: give the people what they want. Otherwise you may lose more than your job.
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Tinker's Cuss reviews
Each type of faerie deals with a specific aspect of Nature. So then what precisely are Tinker Faeries charged with? When she finds out, young Tinker Bell might have a word or two to say about that.
Tinkerbell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Tinker Bell - Complete
Have a Drink on Me reviews
There's absolutely nothing like a tall cold glass of something yummy on a hot day. Frankie Foster, you have been warned.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Frankie, Wilt - Complete
Recurring Note reviews
The worst hubris is believing you know everything about someone. When Light Yagami finally confronted Near, the fate of humanity rested in the hands of Kira's greatest miscalculation. God, know thy work.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Light Y., Naomi M. - Complete
The Forgotten Heirs reviews
Following the Second Battle for Tokyo, Kallen Kouzuki reflects upon the disorder in her life. Adding to her peril is the sudden appearance of a vengeful sorcerer presumed dead by all.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Kallen S., V.V. - Complete
See Behind the Mask reviews
Ambition may burn bright, but it would take a fire much darker to ignite a 100-year old genocidal conflict. Burdened with his family's secret shame, Iroh sets forth on the eve of the final battle to save his loved ones from inhuman evil.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 84,718 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Iroh, Toph - Complete
Going Down the Line reviews
Join that lead-footed powerhouse Ichigo Kurosaki as he embarks on a fabulous romp through the Thirteen Divisions of the Court of Pure Souls!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Punch This! reviews
A comedy piece inspired by the works of playwright David Ives and the frustrating stupidity of modern big-name comics.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Think Beast, Therefore Soul reviews
In honor of a fine character from this series. Ulquiorra Schiffer makes clear the meaning of souls, power, and vengeance to the sister of his natural enemy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ulquiorra, Karin K. - Complete
Time Out of Mind reviews
Oh, Kyon. Will you never learn to put a muzzle on that mouth? It could lead to unexpected consequences. Gawk in amazement at the Eighth Wonder of the World, with the ability to... readandfindout!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon - Complete
Just Brothers reviews
Addition to the plot of Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver. The final vampire sibling awaits. Rather than pursuing their father Kain, Raziel moves to end the onus represented by Turel.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Broken Bones reviews
Cassandra Cain learns what it truly means to be a resident of Gotham City.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Cassandra C. - Complete
Of Dreams That Are reviews
In meeting a man who claims she has captured his heart, the sorceress of Titans Tower will come to know many dreams; those belonging to herself, her friends and enemies, and to a menace that threatens to consume them all.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 203,901 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Raven - Complete