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Hey everybody!! My name's Fariba (farsi for charming and enticing (ooo) and an Ottoman empress's nickname - Farrah Diba). Mhm, it makes me feel pretty special. For now I'm gonna content myself with reading stories, but I hope that someday I write something worth reading.

By the way, I'm totally crazy. I look like this -> 8P

Peace out. V

Enjoy some of these quotes, they entertain me (but usually only momentarily) ...

Quotes
"And so, we shall go to war!" POTC3

"People die if they are killed" (I know you've seen the mot poster)

"The balls are inert" Piccolo

"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!" Vegeta

If I were a billionaire playboy, I'd soo have a batmobile too.

"Why so serious?" Heath Ledger as The Joker

It's teeming with cuteness. So much cuteness in fact, that it makes you puke kittens.

"It is not the wizard that chooses the wand, it is the wand that chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter." Olivander (HP1)

"O-M-Gonard!" Kappa Mikey

Crank dat Stoichboy (check it out on youtube, it was a chemistry project friends of mine had to do...hilarious)

"And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in masquerade." Lord Byron (Don Juan)

"There is no refuge from confession but suicide; and suicide is confession." Daniel Webster

"Muslim girls are UCOs...unidentified covered objects" from Does my Head Look Big in This? by Randa Abdel-Fattah

"I know what it's like to be in war..." McCain (we got it the first million times, but okay :p )

ABOUT ME:

short, brown (power the desi's), i have to say i'm pretty smart (book smart...EXTREMELY slow otherwise), bilingual (English and Urdu), I'm muslim (and proud), I'm a pretty loud, cheerful person, totally crazy...ABOVE ALL i love to read, watch movies, and look at art (because the world is a safer place as long as i look, and not attempt to create)

in high school advanced/accelerated classes (5 APs ...oh yeah my life is AWESOME!!) (honestly though, school sucking=established fact)

thanks to all the writers out there because i appreciate your time, effort, and ideas

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14712 - Favs: 12,245 - Follows: 5,590 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,809 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Traitorous Sticks of Wood by searching.for.an.absolute reviews
Rose, Quidditch-challenged bookworm extraordinaire, has loved Scorpius for years. Too bad he doesn't know it. Follow Rose as she tries to make Scorpius finally love her, or at least make it through 7th year without breaking her neck or her PLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,537 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Diary of Alice Brandon by Homegrl aka Amanda reviews
Alice Brandon returns home from college to find her high school crush is back in the area. One problem. He's living in the house where she hid her diary that's filled with intimate things about him. Can Alice retrieve it back, before Jasper finds it? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,434 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2738 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11441 - Favs: 11,341 - Follows: 5,853 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rebuilding Life by Kezzabear reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort but is going back to his life going to be easy? What will he go back to, the life he once had is meaningless now. It's time to build a new one and to create a new post-Voldemort world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 451,771 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by mugglemama reviews
Ron struggles to maintain respect of his fellow Aurors, Hermione doesn't make it easy for him. Written for Kinky Kristmas 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How I Met Your Mother by JLaLa reviews
On a rainy afternoon, Harry is left to entertain his three very rambunctious children. He decides to tell them different versions of how he met his future wife, and not the same old BORING love story as his son James calls it. Post-Deathly Hollows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,921 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5837 - Favs: 9,799 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Way Back in to Love by jol27 reviews
Rosalie is a story telling teacher, her own "prince Charming" left her broken and beaten she no longer believes in Happy Ever After. Emmett believeing a lie is left feeling love is cruel and for fools. E/B, E/R, A/J There will be lemons. Try it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,682 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Anybody There by Kat097 reviews
AU AH. “I’m not a damsel in distress and I sure as hell didn’t put out a flyer for a white knight." Sometimes the damsel wants to do things her own damn way, despite her feelings for the man who wants to save her. B/E. Complete with outtakes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,342 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boiling Point by Telrracs10 reviews
For the “When Love Was New” Contest: Years of an unknown fire growing. The water is heating up between two foolish friends that refuse to see what is right in front of them. But they better figure it out soon or else they’ll both meet their boiling point.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Secret by Kerichi reviews
It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,272 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Letters by TechnoGryffin reviews
After the war, Ron goes to Auror training while Hermione finishes school. Having just barely gotten together, being apart is tough. This story follows them as their relationship grows through letters and short meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 175,144 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
If No One Will Listen by ladia2287 reviews
“So,” he murmured, his voice trembling with rage, “you’d rather go out with a mudblood than me." “That’s exactly what I just said,” Astoria replied, a hint of sarcasm evident in her tone. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Lilliput reviews
The Cullens leave Forks after Edward encounters Bella, but he never forgets her. Meanwhile, Bella has vivid dreams about a man whose face she cannot see. Does destiny have something in store for them? AU, OOC. Co-written by Fantasy Mother and Lilliput.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,990 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Months Later by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
It's Christmas break and Draco and Astoria are waiting for Scorpius. From the Platform until they return home they face old acquaintances, new friends and a ton of memories. One-shot. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2009 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Refuge by KatieBell70 reviews
They say all roads lead to Rome. For Charlie Weasley, the road to Rome may have led him to the one person who can help him find his way home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Charlie W., Lavender B. - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 8,417 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Primal Desires Masquerades by Velvet Blood Roses reviews
This story picks up where "Primal Desires" left off. Edward and Bella have started their new life abroad. The Cullens are finally reunited after leaving Forks and now face their future together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,306 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the rest of Bella and Edward's year long get away. Sequel to my one-shot discovered desires, dangerous desperation AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,920 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Longer Than Forever by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
When Harry and Hermione, Head Boy and Girl, schedule a Halloween Ball for the 7th Years, what will happen with Hermione and Ron? I think you can guess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Wait for You by Liz4 reviews
The follow up to "Extracurricular Activities." B/E are happy, but what does everyone else think of their new relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 88,605 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's A Mixed Up World by Thennowandalways reviews
After all, how did a Malfoy go about being in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Draco M., OC
Sex, Pity, and What Could Later Be Called Love by EroticHaywire reviews
“Oh, get over yourself, Granger. I’m not going to eat you alive. Just come lie down with me.” DMHG, steamy one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Meadow by greenpeach20 reviews
This is Edward and Bella's first Valentine's Day. I hope you like it
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pearls and Lace by greenpeach20 reviews
This is a Valentine's Day Lemon for Emmett and Rosalie. They always have fun on the holidays
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Love is Blind, Blind is Love by Picklewinkle reviews
Bella challenges Edward to a game of cards and the stakes are not like any other game they've ever played. RATED M. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward! by Midnight Wolfy reviews
First kiss almost turned into something more... Damn it, Sokka! ::Zutara::
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
You Kept My Heart Beating by greenpeach20 reviews
This is the story of carlisle and Esme. I will admit i cried a little while making the story, but worry not, it has a happy ending. E&C adn yes, there is lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Choose Me by Trojan'12 reviews
Lily hates James’ guts. But then why is she agreeing to spend the night at his flat after he gets back from a year long order mission? -“I’d rather spend the rest of my life living with you then any of it without you.” *2 Part Ficlet* smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Delicious by Lolavella reviews
Edward and Bella are on their honeymoon and Edward wants to do something adventurous while Bella wants to stay in bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Started With a Vision by greenpeach20 reviews
This is the story of Alice and Jasper and how their love blossomed. A&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The First Time by LoveIsAzureBlue reviews
The title says it all - it's Ron and Hermione's "first time." Rated M for a reason but very romantic. Oneshot. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Torture and Tenderness by LoveIsAzureBlue reviews
This is a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. What happened when Ron arrived at Shell Cottage with a tortured Hermione? First H.P. fanfic so please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by snarkysweetness reviews
A few days before the wedding, Edward surprises Bella with a 'rehearsing' session, only to have them both get carried away in trying to out dazzle the other. Set Post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fuel in My Head by CarpeOmnius reviews
It seems that whenever Leah is looking to let off some steam, there's always someone there to help her out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
Lost by jdeppgirl4 reviews
Edmund, Trufflehunter, Trumpkin, and Reepicheep come upon something while lost in Aslan's How. Oh, Aslan, how did this happen!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Rides the Beast by xMs. Black Eyelinerx reviews
Wanda and Ian embrace the final act of love that will bring them together--sex. The morning after, her many names make Ian and Mel laugh and Wanda blush when she learns what they're thinking. Oneshot Lemon WandaxIan
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
One Night by EclipsedofSoul reviews
As thoughts of his rule begin to overwhelm him, a dance leads Caspian to confront other feelings... Suspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Secret Life of Edward Cullen by OhMyWord reviews
I walk up to the counter slowly, what’s the worst that could happen right? Ok, I could make a fool of myself. She might have a boyfriend, she might laugh at me, I might burst into flames right in front of her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck by G w E n Z i L L a reviews
It was too big! Why didn't Ikuto listen to her?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Missunderstood by To Do List- EDWARD CULLEN reviews
The townspeople of Forks walk in on Edward and Bella doing... stuff. M for innuendos, and possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2008
Something to Behold by trainlindz reviews
Life was glorious to her and he felt terrible being a source of imperfection in her world of beauty Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Teenage Girls and Hogwarts' Letters by luvscharlie reviews
Ron and Hermione's children are on holiday from Hogwarts when an Owl arrives from the school that someone has been misbehaving. Ron/Hermione; Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picking It Up by TechnoGryffin reviews
Harry and Ginny get their happy ending. But it is how they get there that shows who they are and how far they have come. This is the story of the road to the happy ending, deal with going back to school and getting over the pain they have carried so long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
005: Perfect Lives by Rhiononon reviews
So life is perfect? Well, not according to these two... Strict humour here people. Silly, happy, fluffy. Suspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Moving In by wow60 reviews
Hermione's house is getting decorated, so she stays in Ron's house for a while. Oh, what could possibly happen in a few months while she's staying there? INCOMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The King And His Queen by Widgetmarsh reviews
Come on, it is a Disney movie. Did you really think they’d give us what we want? So this is my take on what should’ve happened at the end of Prince Caspian. Susan/Caspian *COMPLETED*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Acceptance: A Fanfiction For The Host by three.hills reviews
Ian and Wanderer spend some quality time together. Set after The Host ends. Quality time. Lemons...Graphic. Reviews are always great, I respond to every one of them.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Where the sky and water meet by SchoeneSeele reviews
Susan and Caspitan venture to a place Susan once held dear where the sky and the water meet as one.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Can I Call You Something Else? by unique.normality reviews
This is a drabble about Draco Malfoy going to the Weasleys for help with his son. NOT a slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Ron W.
Emmett and Rosalie by Rosette-Cullen reviews
He thought his life was over when the bear loomed over him. Not in a thousand years had he expected a golden haired angel to rescue him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Ginny's Spell by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
Ginny's can be positively diabolical when she wants to be. RHr. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Another Birthday by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
Hermione thought her eighteenth birthday was going to be just like the others. But everyone's wrong sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Vulnerable by SimplyPenAndPaper reviews
An incredibly fluffy FAX fic from Fangs POV. Their first time...
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Understanding by KatieBell70 reviews
Mixed signals, missed chances. Hermione Granger feels as if she has spent half her life waiting to come to an understanding with Ron Weasley. Somehow, though, in all that time she never truly understood him. Could an unexpected gift change all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dreams by purpleviolets reviews
MaxFangMax can't sleep so Fang tells her a bedtime story of adventure, romance, action. Please be aware that there is sexual innuendo. Also, spoilers for Maximum Ride School's Out forever
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
What You're Missing by Solstice Muse reviews
Oneshot. Every dark wizard is baying for Ron Weasley's blood, he can barely keep a roof over his head and now he faces his greatest challenge yet...Christmas shopping!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,446 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inhibition by sillycucumber reviews
Release your Inhibition, feel the rain on your skin.' A prank pulled on Hermione might just be the best thing that's ever happened to her. 'Complete'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,175 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/4/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete