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I have NO idea what to put here, so here goes everything!

Note: My profile pic is NOT MINE! I got it from the deviantart user xmissxmiseryx. I REALLY wanted another picture of hers that looked like Team 7 as Paramore, but it wouldn't save and I couldn't put it as my profile picture TT-TT. Anyways, great work xmissxmiseryx!

Name: Catherine (Cathy-Chan)

Age: Somewhere between 0 and 100 =P

Date of Birth: December 29th

Gender: Female

Race: Asian... FILIPINO!! Bask in the awesomeness of my Pinoy Self!

I tend to have odd personalities/moods, and here are my most frequent ones: I'm either insanely hyper, pissed off at someone or something, or feeling really depressed and emo-ish. I tend to judge people by first impressions, so make them count! I have basically invented my own special language that even I haven't figured out entirely. I AM A TOTAL KLUTZ!! I can't go by a day without falling randomly (sometimes tripping on air) and hurting myself... Ok, I exaggerated, but you get my point. I am basically glued to reading FanFics on my phone, and you can hardly see me without it. It is really weird typing on this thing, the internet sometimes sucks, and my bills are HUGE! (on Spring Break, my International Data Roaming bill was about 600 because I was glued to this thing... and that was only for a week on a cruise!!) But overall, it is an awesome phone, and I couldn't live without it... Ok, maybe I could... but life would suck! Anyway, I've recently discovered FanFiction and I've read a lot of amazing stories.

Anime/Manga That I'm Addicted To:

Naruto (& Naruto Shippuuden)

Digimon:Frontier

The Wallflower

Ouran High School Host Club

Fruits Basket

Death Note

Loveless

Inuyasha

Gauken Alice

La Corda d'oro (Primo and Secondo Passo)

Witchblade

Almost all of the Hayao Miyazaki Films

Hmm... I can't think of any more... xD I know I left something out...


OMG! There are sooo many awesome Naruto FanFic Writers out there, but I seriously have to say that Dragon Mistress of the Heavens is my All-Time favorite writer. I love her writing style and her plots, and she have me HOOKED! (ALSO, she totally gets the whole Twilight thing! AH! Someone pinch me!) Anyway, Check out their stories and DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!

KairiTakishita, Kia L Yori, and Celestial Writer are my favorite Digimon FanFic writers. (See the pattern in their stories? If not, then they all have stories based on Digimon Frontier with another group member!) Their stories are all awesome and they basically have me glued to my iPhone waiting for an update.


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted


Naruto Jokes:

Kakashi + Obito = Sharingan Eye. Sharing - an - eye

Yo mama so fat, even Naruto couldn't Believe it!

Pein can make it rain

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so poor, she can't even afford to buy oxygen!


LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah


A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"


COMEBACKS FOR LOUSY PICK-UP LINES!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


Some crap that would never happen on Naruto: (My Comments)

Naruto will stop saying believe it. (Actually, didn't he stop in the Anime?)

Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto. (SHOW HIM THAT HE NEEDS YOU MORE THAN RAMEN HINATA!!)

Ino will stop being a bitch. (She's not THAT bad... I've totally seen worse from me!)

Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake. (PSSSHH! AS IF! Totally fake...)

Kakashi will tell everyone about his life. (After he stops getting lost on its road..)

Orochimaru will stop being gay. (NOT TO MENTION BEING A PEDOPHILE!!)

Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore. (=/ COME TO THE GOOD SIDE!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!)

Sasuke will come back to Sakura. (After he stops being a manwhore and she beats the living shit out of him for leaving her on a BENCH!)

Karin and Sasuke will get together. ((gags))

Karin will stop being a bitch. (Nothing to say. You know it won't happen!)

Suigetsu will give up water forever. (Who doesn't love water?!)

Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again. (Aww!! Come on! It wasn't his fault Konoha was corrupt!)

Kisame will admit he's a homosexual. (ADMIT IT DUDE!!)

Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay. ((starts to do a weird voodoo dance to make him come back))

Deidara will admit he's really a woman. (DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!)

Sasori and Sakura will get together. (NOOOO! NOOOOOO! IT MUST HAPPEN! That's it, I'm deleting this from the list)

Gaara will have kids. (With Sakura!)

Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson. ((ROTFLMAO))

Tobi is in his right state of mind. (He's just sugar high! CATHY IS A GOOD GIRL!)

Sasuke will stop being such an asshole. (After Naruto and Sakura beat the shit out of him)

Asuma will stop smoking. (You know that stuff is addicting! ... Alright, you caught me, I've never smoked in my life so I wouldn't know...)

Tsunade will give up gambling. (PSH! Let's give up sake along with it!)

And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together. (Aww! My dreams are RUINED!)

If you agree/disagree, copy this into your profile and comment them yourself!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders


RaNdOm ThOuGhTs...

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

· What disease did cured ham have?

· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?

· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

· How do you throw away a garbage can?

· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?


Want to do something to help stop Global Warming?

Here are 9 simple things you can do and how much carbon dioxide you’ll save doing them.

Change the Light

Replacing one regular light bulb with a compact fluorescent light bulb will save 150 pounds of carbon dioxide a year.

Drive Less

Walk, bike, carpool or take mass transit often. You’ll save one pound of carbon dioxide for ever mile you don’t drive!

Recycle More

You can save 2,400 pounds of carbon dioxide per year by recycling just half of your household waste.

Check your Tires

Keeping your tires inflated properly can improve gas mileage by more than 3. Every gallon of gasoline saved keeps 20 pounds of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere!

Use less Hot Water

It takes a lot of energy to heat water. Use less hot water by installing a low flow showerhead (150 pounds of CO2 saved per year) and washing your clothes in cold or warm water (500 pounds saved per year)

Avoid products with a lot of packaging

You can 1,200 pounds on carbon of carbon dioxide if you cut down your garbage by 10

Adjust your Thermostat

By moving your thermostat just 2 degrees in winter and up 2 degrees in summer you could save 2,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year with this simple adjustment.

Plant a Tree

A single tree will absorb one ton of carbon dioxide over its lifetime

Turn off Electronic Devices

Simply turning off your television, DVD player, stereo, and computer when you’re not using them will save you thousands of pounds of carbon dioxide a year.


END RACISM!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black.""But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!


Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't havefilm.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


This is just a nice poem that I found on someone's profile. =)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


7 Ways to Scare the Shit out of Your Roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate with a sadisitic look and mutter, "Soon...soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


22 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? WHy are you yelling at me...??"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.


Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)


Read every line

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

2) Read Every 3 word of each line


Advice That Guys Should Take... It's True

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY

-SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU

- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS

- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES

- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT

- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU

- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY

- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST

- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG

- A MILLION THINGS ARE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU

- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING

-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!

-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER

- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS

- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures


This is why Human Kind is Doomed

(these are from actual products)

On a blanket from Taiwan.
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists.
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

On a Taiwanese shampoo.
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink.
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

On a New Zealand insect spray.
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In a US guide to setting up a new computer.
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles.
OPEN OTHER END.

On a Sears hairdryer.
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

On a bag of Fritos.
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap.
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding.
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On a Korean kitchen knife.
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights.
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor.
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts.
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? And that's bad why?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts.
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

On a child's superman costume.
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

On some frozen dinners.
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box.
FITS ONE HEAD.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine.
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

On Nytol sleep aid.
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)


QUOTES! (So many are missing from here!)

"Love me or hate me still an obsession, love me or hate me that is the question. If you love me then, THANK YOU! If you hate me then, FUCK YOU!" -Lady Soverign (sp?) "Love me or hate me"!

"Shove THAT up your juice-box and SUCK IT!" -Me!

"Shove that in your cigarette/pieces of paper and SMOKE IT!" -Me!

"Woah, woah, woah! I'm a bitch?! If I'm a bitch, then you're a bitch! If you're a bitch, then your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, and your dad is a bitch for banging a bitch! So who's the bitch now, BITCH?!" -ME!

"...What are you snorting and where can I get some?" -Me!

"Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him!" -3OH!3 "Don't Trust Me"

"Don't trust a hoe!" -3OH!3 "Don't Trust Me"

"...and maybe someday I'll believe (maybe someday I'll believe) that we are all apart of some bigger plan. Tonight I just don't give a damn! (so shut your mouth and listen in) If the world is ending, I'M THROWING THE PARTY!" -Cobra Starship "Guilty Pleasure"

"I need to get out and figure this shit out." -Rihanna "Disturbia"

"...They slap you like a bitch and you take it like a whore." -Marianas Trench "Shake Tramp"

"Save me from being confused." -Carolina Liar "Show Me What I'm Looking For"

"I believe the world is burning to the ground. Oh well, I guess we're gonna find out." -Matchbox Twenty "How Far We've Come"

"I'll NEVER LET GO!" -Rose from "Titanic" ... The ironc thing is that she let him sink after he died...

"Turn the lights off in this place, and she shines just like a star." -Ne-Yo "Closer"

"I'm a new soul in this very strange world hoping I could learn about what is true and fake, but since I've came here I've felt the joy and the fear of finding myself making every possible mistake" -Nael Yaim? "New Soul"

"I'll keep you my dirty little secret... Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret!" -All American Rejects "Dirty Little Secret"

" I suffer from C.R.S.-Can't Remember Shit." -Me

"If you haven't noticed, my eyebrows have COMPLETELY grown back!" -Seamus Finagin (sp?)

"We won't stop until somebody calls the cops, and even then we'll start again and just pretend that nothing ever happened." -Juno Soundtrack "Loose Lips"

"It's a land of peace and joy ... and joyness!" -One of the Unicorns from "Charlie the Unicorn" (YouTube)

"I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!" -Ron Weasley's puppet from "Potter Puppet Pals Mysterious Ticking Noise" (YouTube)

"Yeah, silence is "golden" but duct tape is SILVER AND STICKY!"

"A LOSER is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."

"When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them across the mother-fucking room!" -Jordan O.

"Somehow everything's gonna fall right into place. If only we had ways to make it all fall faster every day! If only time flew like a dove. We could watch it fly faster than I'm falling in love." -Paramore "Hallelujah"

"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Hell, I'm PRETTY sure the guns help because if you stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill a lot of people."

"Don't you dare say the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon."

"I'm so sick an tired of being sick and tired!" -Fannie Lou Hamer

"I DID NOT SLAP YOU! ... I merely high-fived your face!"

Amina L: Don't mess with me! I am in a bad mood and have to cut this project out in 15 minutes!
Me: ((stares at her for a few minutes trying to focus but then starts to bug her))
Amina L: STOP IT! I HAVE AN EXACT-O-KNIFE YOU KNOW! ((points it at my face))
Me: ((raises eyebrows and tilts head towards my AWESOME art teacher behind me staring at our fight)) Oh yeah? Well I have a teacher behind me! TEACHER BEATS EXACT-O-KNIFE!

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But, if you haven't leaned the meaning of friendship, you reall haven't learned anything." -Muhammad Ali

Tiffany O: Hey, you're trying to become a dentist when you grow up, right?
Me: Hell yeah! I'll be an awesome dentist!
Tiffany: Well YOU will be my dentist when I grow up, and I will expect a 6-month check-up... EVERY 6-MONTHS!
Me: NOOO!!

"Can I have your number?!" -Darrel "Can I Have Your Number Mad TV" (YouTube)

"...THIS SPOON IS HUGE!" -Nitika A.

"Then I'll force you to listen! Even if I have to cut off your ears and shout into them!" -Uzumaki Naruto

"Free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last!" -Martin Luther King Jr.

Evan L: Why are you here? (He was actually asking why I was in wrong classroom -.-' Well I really wanted to use this line that I heard from someone... idk who though...)
Me: “W-Why am I here? W-well you see one night my mom and dad decided they wanted a kid…so they got all horny and they did the hanky panky…you know the horizontal mambo…the mattress-” Evan L: (His face was basically like this (O.o') What the heck! WAAAAAYYYY TOO MUCH INFO!!

"Excellence isn't a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do." -Shaquille O'Neal

"I'm SO hungry I can ride a horse! ... I mean EAT a horse... My bad..." -Kevin W

"Just quote me dammit!" -Megan M..

"I'm STUPID = I'm a Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand." -Me

Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!-- Genie from Aladdin

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. --W. Somerset Maugham

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. --Doug Larson

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. --Harry S Truman

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha.-- Donkey from Shrek

Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS. -- Donkey from Shrek

Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest. --Donkey

It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder!--Donkey

"Girl, the back of your head is RIDICULOUS!" -Darrel "Can I Have Your Number" (YouTube)

Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE!-- Shrek

We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!-- Donkey

NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!-- Gingerbread Man

Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither.-- Donkey

I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going. --Donkey (Can you tell i think Donkey is funny?)

Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.-- Shrek about Donkey

"WORK THAT UP-DO!" -Darrel "Can I Have Your Number" (YouTube)

Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND! --Donkey

Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding? --Lord Farquaad

Personal philosophy-clothing optional. -- Chazz Michael Michaels from Blades Of Glory

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. (pause) Means "no".

Pintel: 'Ello, Poppet.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
looks at Jack's sword
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Jack Sparrow: Take what ye can!
Mr. Gibbs: Give nothin' back!

Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Mans Chest

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: ...This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: (greedily) No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: sing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Jack Sparrow: to Elizabeth One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.

Jack Sparrow: 'Ello, beastie.

Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason..

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Worlds End

Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

Tia Dalma: Now don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.

Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!

Barbossa: Aye, we're good and lost now.

Jack Sparrow: We must fight, to run away!

Jack Sparrow: I haven't the face for tentacles. But, immortality has to count for something, eh?

Pintel: He's rocking the ship!

Jack Sparrow: Can't spot it. Must be a tiny thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.

Jack Sparrow: Cruel is a matter of perspective.

Will Turner: I said to myself, think like Jack.

Barbossa: Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!

Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! Dropped me brain.

Jack Sparrow: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.

Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Jack Sparrow: Not among us.

Jack Sparrow: I leave you people alone for just a minute look what happens, everything's gone to pot.

Lord Cutler Beckett: It's just good business.

Jack Sparrow: Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!

Officer: Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work... And that was without even a single drop of rum.

Gibbs: Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!

Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.

Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.

Jack Sparrow: He made you captain? They're giving the bloody title away now.

Elizabeth Swann: We've come to rescue you.
Jack Sparrow: Have you now. It's very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship and you don't you're the ones in need of rescuing and I'm not sure that I'm in the mood.

Me: Itadakimasu!
Alex P: What the fuck was that?! Did you just tell me to eat and then take a dump in my soup?!

"Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change." -Paramore "Misery Business"

"Sorry I'm late! I got lost on the road of life." -Hatake Kakashi

"Be self-confident and DROP YOUR TOWELS!" -Rachel

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!" -Yamanaka Ino

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If well aimed!"

"A positive attitude may not solve any of your problems, but it'll annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"You say tomato, I say shut the fuck up!"

"Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique (sticks fingers in Naruto's butt) THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!" -Hatake Kakashi

"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... now, get a good look at my back!" - Haruno Sakura

"My first impression of you is that I hate you." - Hatake Kakashi

"You know they leaked all over my bacon?! NOT COOL!" -Tiffany O.

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously." - Hatake Kakashi

Me: The world is round!
Danielle: ((stares at me for a few seconds)) OHH!! I GET IT!! IT'S A SQUARE!!

Misa A: I can't even imagine living in a world without Light!!
L: Yes, that would be dark...

"A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish."- Haku

"DATTEBAYO!" -Uzumaki Naruto

"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"- Jiraya

"I know! Place a bet on me to die because, knowing your luck, I'll be sure to come back then!" -Jiraya

"I've gotta jar of diiirrrtt!! I'va gotta jar of diirrrtt!! Guess what's inside it!!" -Jack Sparrow

"You've got a touch of destiny about you." -Tia Dalma

(This is after my friend's parents joked around and said that they would send her to a therapist) "WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Have you even noticed how THERAPISTS is spelled THE-RAPISTS?! You're sending your own daughter to see rapists! I thought you loved me! What next?!" -Danielle C.

"Other men said they have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough." -G. Moore

"Why should I help you? All of you have tried to kill me, and one of you suceeded." -Jack Sparrow

"You fowl and loathesome evil little cockroach!" -Hermione Granger

"Follow the spiders?! Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?!" -Ron Weasley

"Weasley is our King!" -Slitherin (SP?)

I forgive what you have done to me. I love my murderer. But yours? How can I forgive YOUR murderer?”

"Don't make me go all AUSTRALIAN on you!" -Olivia M.

Dude That Was My Tourguide In The Mountains: "Did you know that groundhogs are actually squirrels?" Me: "God! Is EVERYTHING becoming obese?!"

"I am the precautionary whale." -Juno

"Why is the RUM always gone?!" -Jack Sparrow

"Just Do It!" -Nike

"You WISH your A-Cups were more like mine!" -Olivia M.

"I suffer from insanity and enjoy every minute of it =)"

Jason O: Wazzup bra! Jordan O: What the hell?! Did you just call me a bra?! DO I LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF WOMEN'S LINGERIE TO YOU?!
Jason O: NO! You know, bra' is sorta like bro'- Jordan O: I don't give a shit! Go and get me a coke you damn thong!

"Build some mountains! Find some JOY!" -Connie S. (Mrs. Stone!)

Mrs. Justice: Ok, since Karina isn't here, who doesn't have a lunch? ((nobody raises their hands)) Ok then... Who do you think she would give it to?
Kevin W:She'd give it to me because she totally thinks I'm sexy!
Mrs. Justice:Well, who can argue with that logic?

"Hey! He's getting his balls cut off today! Give him some slack!" -? "Marley and Me"

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” -"The Little Prince" Chapter 21

"Death is a day worth living for."

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn

A good friend will comfort you if you get rejected by a guy. A BEST FRIEND will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

"Deep down everyone's true name is...Bob."

"Worst time to get heart attacks; during charades."

"Algebra : x+y=BAD."

"Reading is my escape for reality."

“You know why people think you’re bright before you talk? Because light travels faster than sound!”

“Here’s 104¥ (about 40p in Britain), go call all your friends and bring back the change.”

“Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?”

“Hi! I’m a human being! What’re you?”

“Any similarities between you and a human are purely coincidental.”

“I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up mY ass!”

“Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you’re abusing that privilege!”

“If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!”

“I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!”

"Rock, Paper, Chuck Norris. I win."

"Why do we kill people who kill people to show people killing people is wrong?"

"Don't follow in my footsetps... I run into walls."

"You're an AMAZING friend... But if the zombies are after us, I'm tripping you."

"You'll always be my friend... You know too much."

"I don't "fall" for guys... I trip!"

"Don't fall for someone unless they are strong enough/willing to catch you."

"Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted."

"I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue."

"We're so hot, we make fire stop, drop, and roll."

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."

"Twilight - Forcing guys to consider body glitter since 2003."

"Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question was."

"Sarcasm is just another free service I offer."

"Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

"A sharp tongue can cut your own throat."

"If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep."

"Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important."

"The best vitamin for making friends... B1."

"The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts."

"The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.."

"One thing you can give and still keep...is your word."

"You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself."

"If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished."

"One thing you can't recycle is wasted time."

"Ideas won't work unless 'you' do."

"Your mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open."

"You can't say slaughter without laughter!"

"The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice."

"Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back."

"The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what you might have been."

"Life is short; Break the rules! Forgive quickly; Kiss slowly! Love truly; Laugh uncontrollably! And most importantly, NEVER regret anything that made you smile!" =D

"If you fall down the stairs, ur not watching where ur walkin, if you fall up the stairs, where's somethin wrong there"

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."

"If at first you don't success, redefine success."

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"

"Survival. What a drag."

"Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha to bad loser!"

"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."

"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"

"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”

"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

"You, off my planet."

“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”

"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you die, I'll kill you!

A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Don't steal, the government hates competition

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".

"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.

"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet"

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot off his/her head!

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.

Evil beware, we have waffles.

Join the dark side...We've got cookies, !

"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."

"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."

-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-

What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!

I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.

"Sweetie the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling."

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen

The silent ones are always the deadliest.

I’ll be dead before I die.

Lol...I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it...

"okay..you know what..I quit"

It is what it is... less it isn't.

Ha ha... wait ... what?

I'm confused... wait maybe I'm not.

I never finish anyth

He who laughs last thinks slowest, but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

"We must fight, to run away!" -Captain Jack Sparrow

I'm TERRIBLE at writing, spelling, and grammar ((sheds a small tear)) so sorry for the multiple typos you may see anywhere.

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Broken Blossom Revamped! by High Summoner Sakura reviews
Sakura has been banished from Konoha and has been offered a place in the Akatsuki. Wanting to prove her innocence, she joins them...Akatsuki/Sakura THIS IS THE NEW VERSION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Flavor of Life by matsujunchann reviews
There she was, holding her ANBU mask smirking at him, knowing exactly how much it hurt his pride. Uchiha Sasuke, the solemn heir to a prestigious clan, serving under no one less than Haruno Sakura. Life couldn't get any worse... right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 297,164 - Reviews: 3916 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Say When by Surmise reviews
It's war.Everyone has aligned themselves with either Konoha or Uchiha Madara. Those caught by the enemy are forced into mental enslavement. Tsunade sends Sakura to find a cure but on the way she ends up finding something else su/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,427 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Invisible To Visible by Pink.Prism reviews
Sakura most popular & playgirl in school dumps every guy that she dated whenever she is bored with them.Then there's Sasuke the loser & nerd guy in the school & seemed to catch the attention of Sakura's eye & makes him as her next target. Will love bloom? Drama ahead in the near future... UPDATED CHAPTER 17 guys after like 3-4 years I think? LOL! :) R&R SASUXSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,762 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sharapova Pink by Meghan'sSuperCoolUserName reviews
Highschool Fic! Sas/Sak Guys never seem to understand that just because you have pink hair and wear cute tennis outfits, it doesn't mean you can't dominate on the court. Sakura can vouch it's not cake to deem yourself worthy to stoic team captains.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Escape by Meghan'sSuperCoolUserName reviews
By an ill stroke of fate, Sakura was orphaned as well the night Itachi massacred the clan. Compulsive avenging, strong will, and incredible natural talent make Kakashi wonder as to how he got stuck with the pair. Growing up on Team 7 just gained a few clicks on the 'It's complicated' scale. Pairings: Eventual Sas/Sak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Good Enough by CloudedDreamergal reviews
Envy devours Sakura's being. She secretly becomes a Shinobi of Shigakure:Village hidden in death. She strives to be as important, and powerful as Naruto and Sasuke, or become more powerful than them. SakuraXOCCXAnyNarutoCharacter. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,868 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H.
Like a Star by WastingWishes reviews
Sakura is yet to know that her closest penpal is actually the all famous singer Uchiha Sasuke, she'd definitely have fun I'm sure. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,838 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Truth or Dare by SmilingArtist reviews
[Non-Massacre] She shouldn't have agreed to this. Now he just wouldn't leave her alone. Stupid dare, stupid Ino, stupid irresistibly stubborn Uchiha. Maybe it would have been better if she never got out of bed this morning. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,585 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Esoteric by Almira Black reviews
All Sakura Haruno ever wanted was to be able to prove useful, but suddenly she was forced into the world of Death Note against her will. Will she be able to get back to her world? Pairing is a threesome LxSakuraxNear, This story is mostly Saku X L
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Sakura H., L, Near, Naomi M. - Complete
To Love and to Love Again by animequeen100 reviews
Love blooms even from the strangest of places, and darkest of hours. Sasuke has a daughter who needs a mother. Sakura has a son, who needs a father. When the shadows that follow her threaten to take her away from him, his dark secrets resurface to keep her in his arms. They were fated to love and destined to love again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 405,140 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Upside Down by Creidhe reviews
A certain pink-haired medic-nin finds herself stuck in an alternate reality where the bad are good, the good are bad and Naruto is the one after the Kyuubi. The world is sinking into the depths of darkness… until she arrives as new form of hope.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Memoirs of a Shinobi by randomteenager reviews
"Youthful tales made into one, YOSH!" A collection of oneshots, pairings vary. Ch 9: It was the most delicious ramen bowl he had ever eaten. He wanted—no, he had to know who was behind such culinary mastery. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,751 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Naruto U.
A New Destiny by 00Sakura00 reviews
"She really is beautiful isn't she? Pink hair, emerald eyes...What do you think we should name her?" Her brows knitted together in a thoughtful pause. "Sakura. Haruno Sakura...May your new life in Iwa be a safer one, my darling." OOC Sakura; SasuSakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,597 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Sisterly and Brotherly Love by K and Jazz reviews
Sakura was adopted into the Uchiha family at a young age. Now's they're 17 and she's starting to crush on her brother Sasuke, and the best part is he's crushing back just as hard. Can they hide it? WARNING, REALLY OLD BADLY WRITTEN IN THE BEGINNING FIC. MAY REWRITE SOON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,274 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
100th Secretary by aerin02 reviews
All 99 ex-secretaries of Itachi resigned in less than a month because Itachi and the Akatsuki gang scared them out. After Itachi hired Sakura as his 100th secretary, has he finally met his match? itasaku.. edited and revised from chapter one and taken out of hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself THAT? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The New Hall Monitors by PepsiLover919 reviews
Everything that she knows is suddenly ripped apart when Sakura learns the truth behind Sasuke's disappearance from their lives. Now in order to save him, she must first deal with her past. Can Sakura befriend the Akatsuki without severing bonds with her friends? Deep secrets are outted and as paths begin to cross again, someone will not be returning home safely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
25 So Bittersweet by Soul-Jazz reviews
AU. 8 Years ago, they fell in love and they fell apart. 8 years later, they meet each other again. From being a singer who had dreams to be a doctor, she became a lowly secretary - and he, equally as talented, turned into her boss and president of a multimillion company. Slowly, the undeniable happens - along with it's own consequences. /Sequel of 17 Ain't So Sweet/ SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,058 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Life is Beautiful USED to be her stolen voice box by SuMm3r-NiGhTss reviews
Sasuke's life was perfect,Sakura's wasn't,he frowns,she smiles and when they meet,he's annoyed and she's happy.It was a one time meeting, or that's what they thought.He couldn't get her out of his mind,y? because she was mute FINAL ENDING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,641 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cherry Blossom Reborn by High Summoner Sakura reviews
What would happen if Sakura was never weak? What if she was never from Konoha and from a secret village and only recently came to Konoha because of a secret? The Naruto retold from the beginning.sakumulti
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,823 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Sakura H.
Left Alone, Always Alone by Gothic-Porcelain reviews
All of them were best friends. He was her boyfriend. Until her family dies.Her cousin comes home for the funeral but instead of comforting her she starts to steal all that she has left.She commits suicide. 1 year later... REST OF THE SUMMARY INSIDE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sakura H.
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Now You See Me Then You Won't by kaminariyoru reviews
Sakura is the new girl at the ninja academy But doesn't talk to anyone. what could of happened, and why are all these weird people doing here? Has the world gone mad...maybe...Wait tobi put that down! ok randomness much? ((may have language may not you have been warned))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sakura H.
What Changes by Subaki no Yumo reviews
Its Naruto and Sakura's final battle against Sasuke. Something happens to send them back in time. Naruto wants to use this chance to stop Sasuke from leaving. Sakura wants to rekindle the bonds they used to share. But what does Sasuke want?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,349 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My True Love's Kiss by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki Naruto's younger sister is finally dating Sasuke and they are finding that the sex, the love, and the relationship are great. But of course obstacles will insure and they will find that True Love has a lot more coming for them. -Sequel-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Chocolate Roses by K and Jazz reviews
From the moment she was adopted by that silver-haired man, to the moment one of his five adopted sons said 'I love you', Sakura's life began spiraling downward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,253 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Heaven Didn't want Me by Aiko Yamarashi reviews
Heaven loves to screw me over. I'm just trying to make friends with my co-worker, Sasuke Uchiha, and not have my boss kill me in the process. Easier said than done. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,689 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Itachi One Half by K-chan9 reviews
After receiving a curious mission from Pain, Itachi and Kisame investigate some rumored cursed springs in Rice Country; what they get is far more than they ever bargained for. Rating for Hidan's potty mouth. Please read and review! Ch 11 is up after a delay, sorry !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,889 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Naruto Redone by Sella94 reviews
What if even before becoming a team, the soon to be members of Team 7 we’re already a perfect team. What if through their academy days, their goofiness, fan-girling ways, and emo selves, was all just a little act. how will kakashi survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Turn Back Time by Kumiko-oneechan reviews
Sakura was dying and Tsunade sent her back in time to stop Sasuke from going to Orochimaru. Too bad Sakura hates Sasuke. Wait someone else went back in time. WHO? What will happen now? Time-Travel fic SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,837 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Taste of Cherry by pommibee reviews
She couldn't let Anko or Kurenai win. She was Sakura Haruno, most succesful kunoichi of the Hidden Leaf Village. And by damn she was going to win! SakuxAll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,672 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sakura H.
Tabula Rasa by MadamObscurum reviews
She was innocent. He was a sinned man. He took her away from everything, but fate took her back." Sakura Haruno is living with the Akatsuki, only, she doesn't know who they are! ItaSakuSasu [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 197,181 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
DF: Why Me? by kia L Yori reviews
Kia is thrown into the digi-frontier world. What if our dear little Takky had a cute girl his age on his mind? What if she was on Kouji's mind? and Kouichi's? age manipulation.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,705 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kouji M./Koji, Takuya K.
Akatsuki's Little Blossom by Hope's Survival reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission and is found by the Akatsuki! They take her to their hideout and force her to join because of her medical skills. But the Akatsuki Sakura thought she knew were the complete opposite. What happens when war comes? SakuxDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, let's start with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,929 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Creature Feature Deki Café by Ghoster.Z reviews
Maids. Dresses. Frilly Skirts. Animals. Haruno Sakura needs a job that pays well. Fortunetly for her, all she has to do is serve tea and wear puppy dog ears. Maybe flirt with a few men...and women -SakuMulti-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,907 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sakura H.
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Savagery on the Island by Lilc00kieluvr reviews
As the survivors emerge from the wreckage they soon discover there is a girl among them.A battle for dominance becomes a battle for her love.Just when she thinks her heart belongs to one, it betrays her for another.Who will win in the end? Ralph/OC/Jack
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,292 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete
Onyx Waters by Lady Anata reviews
Haruno Sakura, a young lady with a terrible past, is kidnapped from her sheltered little world and brought to pirates. These are not just any pirates...these are the CrimOnyx Pirates. Will she be able to survive their lust and want for her. Lemony Conten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,940 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Koori no Sakura by MadamObscurum reviews
Like a wandering ghost, Sakura Haruno walks the earth with a heart made of ice. Her heart, frozen and dulled through deaths of beloved ones, is set on only one thing: Kill Sasuke Uchiha. However, she first needs to revive the fallen Akatsuki ItaSakuSasu [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Captive by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
Her father was in a lot of debt, so she did the one thing she could; she sold herself to repay the debt. And now she was the captive of the richest, hottest, horniest, most sadistic man in Tokyo. She will go through hell and back continued Darkish fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In love with an Uchiha by butterfliesofpurgatory reviews
Sakura Haruno, 18 year old Anbu medic is wanted by the Akatsuki. After being captured she soon learns that she was missing something from her life and she has finally found it at the Akatsuki in the form of Uchiha Itachi. Being revised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,698 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Ways To Drive Sasori Insane by Narceine reviews
Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
The Girl Genius by Snowy Mountain reviews
Several centuries after the fall of Konoha, an immortal Sakura Haruno attempts to travel back in time and change the course of history for the better. But even after merging with her past self and armed with her future knowledge, can she succeed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H.
Weakness by Kapootya reviews
Don't you sometimes wish Sakura wasn't so damn pathetic with such a cardboard personality? Me too. Here's my story of how two Uchihas help her find her full potential. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,374 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Ice Over an Angelic Heart by kia L Yori reviews
I claim first LuceMoki Lucemon x Tomoki ! Tomoki has felt guilt ever since he as part of Susanoomon defeated Lucemon for the last time. He hears a voice in the back of his mind as he does so, could the fallen angel really come back for him?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Tomoki H./Tommy
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Cherry Blossoms and Red Clouds by writer02135 reviews
Sakura knew that it was her fault. Because she was weak, she lost Sasuke and got Naruto hurt for it. So she sets off, away from Konoha to bring Sasuke back. Along the way she meets Itachi and the rest of the Akatsuki. SakuraxItachi. Ketsora production.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
President of My Fan Club by moodyaura reviews
DISCONTINUED for now at least. I think I have a problem. Firstly, it turns out that the president of my fan club doesn't like me at all. Not one bit. The second is that she's a money hungry girl who's making profit off of me. And the third? I think I'm falling for her. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,415 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Behind the Bars by x.Kaze-chan reviews
//SasuSaku// AU She should have known better than to extend her help to him. Now, she has to deal with the many temptations clawing at her with the undeniably sexy street racer in her home. “Are you seducing me?” “…Are you seduced?” “N-No!” “Then no."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,551 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Everybody Loves the Green Eyed Girl by KissingKorpses reviews
-Sequel to Behind These Emerald Eyes- I, Sakura Haruno, am once again screwed. My boyfriend is increasingly pissy, my family's company doesn't want me as the CEO, and I think I'm being stalked. o.0
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,678 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dressed in Diamonds by Flamist.Rika reviews
Sequel to 'China Doll'.Sasori is sent away by Ryu. And thus, leaves Sakura open game, for Deidara, Itachi- and Tobi? And Pein challenges the boundries of Ryu's loyalty. fluffDeiSaku fluffItasaku TobiSaku SasoSaku SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Dance Floor by BellaPerea reviews
Dance Troupe captain and soccer star Sakura Haruno, native Yankee, was sent back to her parents' homeland of Suna for an arranged marriage, only to find out that her fiance is a really hot tango dancer. GaaSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,033 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys by Jung-Hee reviews
Sakura's life has just been turned completely upside down. Her parents are moving and she's forced to live with seven boys. Based off Megan Mead's Guide to the McGowan Boys. R&R. Now being revised. Sasu/Saku, other pairings. New revised versions up to chapter.7 now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Somebody by Misery's-Toll reviews
Because remaining inconspicuous is impossible when you've painted a bright red target on your back. Sakura-centric, Sasuke/Sakura. High school fic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,051 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember Me? by Wolfie the Love Warrior reviews
Moved to A Realistic Fairytale! Plot and summary is still pretty the same, but better! D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
High School Scandal by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
One bet; to see if Uchiha Sasuke could get into the pants of all of the girls at Konoha Boarding School before the end of Senior year. It shouldn't have been too hard, right? WRONG. And it all happens to be the fault of a girl with pink hair & green eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,475 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
An Arranged Disaster by carolinee458 reviews
AU.//Princess Sakura and Prince Sasuke are arranged to be married. And neither is happy about it.//"I never thought I'd be making a deal with the devil." "Welcome to Hell, Princess."//SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,935 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
Alone on the Tenth Mile by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Haruno Sakura never knew the TRUE dangers of picking up hitchhikers until it was already FAR too late for salvation... Sasuke x Sakura Lemon, Blood/Mass-murder/Gore/Violence/Swearing/Smut, please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,821 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Captive by Narceine reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. When Itachi puts some 'happy' pills into Sakura's food, she sings perverted songs to her guards. Rated T for some sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Love through Skating? by ittleraincloud reviews
Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata are a part of their own skating 'gang' what happens when certain boys who are also skaters happen to come to their school in transfer? Will it be chaos or something else? Rated T just to be safe.R&R :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,180 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/28/2007
Enprisoned Spirit by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
She was always an Enprisoned Spirit, and now she can finally be free" "Two years I have rotted in this god forsaken place!" "Why are your shirts red when everyone elses are white or green?" "So the blood doesnt stain" Dark fic. SakuraX Sasu/Naru/Suigetsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sakura H.
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Forbidden Love by Xx-Sharingan-xX reviews
Sakura was a princess.Sasuke was homeless.Somehow, they fell in love. The problem: Sakura's already engaged. SasuSaku, rated T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,275 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
If you love someone by anonymouse27 reviews
Based on SA fics by Velf. 'Death of a spouse, is one of the hardest ways to let someone go because there is no choice and no decisions to make'- but she was so much more than just a spouse to him.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Dreamers, Believers, and Fighters by thealexagabrielle reviews
Audrey Athena Beckett is a dreamer. Not on her list: Being stranded on an island in a love triangle....Full Summary inside.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009
The Legend of the Four Swords by Fireangel66 reviews
Years ago Sakura left Konoha and became one of the most powerful missing-nins in histroy. But how did it start? And what made her change from average medic to powerful missing-nin? The next generation will know her story. I suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,241 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Love Story by Loreylock reviews
-AU- “Runaway with me Sakura,” Naruto whispered. She nodded, smiling lovingly , “Yes.” Two opposite people, two opposite worlds that weren’t meant to collide. Yet it's a Romeo and Juliet, a love story, and opposites are meant to attract. -NaruSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Teenage Girl's Guide To Surviving Life by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
AU. 21 Rules. 5 Girls. 1 Year. And a whole lot of trouble. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, KibaIno. On HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love Contract by Adorable Wishes reviews
An arrogant but hot Sasuke needs a good girlfriend to impress the parents, while the innocent yet fierce Sakura is in need of help to save her restaurant. An unexpected acquaintance leads the two into a twisted love story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,974 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Black and White by Kapootya reviews
It was supposed to be three seconds of eternal damnation...but she was four seconds ahead of him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,735 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
Red Cherry Blossom by queenchesh reviews
9/14/10 has been re-written as 'Sakura of the Akatsuki:Red Cherry Blossom' please go to that one instead of this crappy verison!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,083 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
It Was Just Too Hard by KissingKorpses reviews
We loved you, we trusted you, we gave up everything for you... And you didn't return the favor. We're not sorry. Broken hearts are the hardest wounds to heal. SASUSAKU NEJITEN NARUHINA SHIKATEM...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,659 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover by cutelittleuchihagurl reviews
Sakura: School Nerd. Sasuke: School Bully. NightRave: Sakura's mysterious online bff. What happens when Sakura finds out who NightRave really is and what Sasuke isn't? Highschool fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,503 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
No1 Delinquent! by Bloodlustkunoichi reviews
Sakura was well known for being one of Suna's strongest and scariest delinquents. One day she gets caught by her uptight grandmother and is then forced to live in Konoha, where she will face new gangs, new challenges and different rules! Will she survive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura H.
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Neighbors by Remi16 reviews
AU. When Sasuke's car broke down, he asked his neighbor Sakura for a lift to school. Little did both of them know that the ride would be the beginning of something great. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,032 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of an Uchiha by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,338 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Team Hawk by pommibee reviews
Sakura is returning to the village after three years. Unexpectidly, she gets captured by Team Hebi now known as Team Hawk. What will Sasuke think when he discover's Sakura's true feelings for him? Akatsuki's after her? SasuSaku! *Thoroughly Editing and Rewriting*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
One Night Standing by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
The band,"The Akatsuki" were having a concert in their hometown of Konoha. What lengths would one pink-haired girl go to get a ticket? Some AkatsukixSakura but major DeixSaku...slight ShikaxIno too but just microscopic! Crack funny romance-ish! :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Who's Back? by Sessy52 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha with his nephew by his side and Sakura has to move in with them. But being so close to them only results in her falling in love. Children, drama, unhappy parents, and angry villagers. Life is never easy but love makes it worth it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 222,585 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
All Boys Konoha High! by Bloodlustkunoichi reviews
Sakura and Hinata are South konoha's very own pranksters...but what happens when they go too far with a prank and they get sent to an all boys school in NORTH KONOHA as a punishment! Will love bloom or will they reek havoc amoung the boys! who knows...R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,137 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
Following Time's Footsteps by Stunning Sunset reviews
During a mission, Sakura is flung back in time shortly after making a deal with Kyuubi. She wakes up in the past in the time of the Yondaime. main pairing Kaka/Saku/Kyuu. may add other pairings, depending on the results of the poll. possible reverse harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,949 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Friends Forever by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
Chapter 16: "I know! He’ll tell you…that he’s sorry, he loves you, you two can get married and you can be my sister in law and make many little pink haired babies so I can finally be an uncle!" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,987 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Roommates by Metal-Blondie reviews
I'm accepted to the best boarding-school in Japan, I have good teachers that I get along with and my rommates are the two most popular boys in school. It can't be better! ... Hear the sarcasm? NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,467 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Gentle Lie by Kanryu reviews
She left her world of warmth and happiness to enter the darkness to save the ones she loves. Or that is what she repeatedly tells herself day after day. How can she admit that she was glad he came for her? SasuSaku. Sequel VELVET is out. REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,805 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Artists Who Wanted The Cherry Blossom by CloudedDreamergal reviews
Deidara, Sasori, and Sai all fall for Sakura after her speech on the meaning of art. SakuraXSaiXSasoriXDeidara Rated M for safety,language, and adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,391 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H.
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Niisan's Best Friend by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki has been in love with her older brother's best friend since a young age, but as the years past they have grown apart. She's convinced Sasuke hates her and that her dream to become Uchiha Sakura was a mere fantasy. Truth or Fiction? M 4 Lim
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Best Friend's Imouto by halfkyuubikat reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has had certain feelings toward his best friend's little sister Uzumaki Sakura lately and they just won't seem to leave. Add in a little jealousy and you get Sasuke determined to make that woman his everything. M for lemons! Tag-along story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,494 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rock The Rolls by Riz-I reviews
Do you like yourself?" "No." "What do you want to change?" "My weight. My face. My hair. My personality... Everything." "Well then Wide-Foreheaded Fat-Ass- let's make you beautiful!" ..Step Five:: Target- Hollister Jeans
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Discrepancy by Memories Faded reviews
He was her ticket to finding and returning her former teammate. She was his doctor as he remained a prisoner of Konoha. So why couldn't it just stay that way long enough for both of them to get what they wanted?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,533 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
No Peeking Allowed by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:AU:. Sasuke Uchiha has never been the nosy type, but when a certain pink haired girl moves in next door he can't help but sneak a peek... or maybe 20. .:SasuSaku:. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Remove a Curse Mark: Sakura's Turn by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:Sequal to How to Remove a Curse Mark:. Okay. So Tenten may have been stupid enough to do the first 6 on Neji, but there was NO WAY Sakura was going to try the rest on Sasuke! ...right? .:SasuSaku Mild NejiTen:. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
That High School Desk by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Flashing Dagger Technique by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto masters a LETHAL jutsu and begins his climb into legend. Naruto X Sakura Yes,you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Game of Mafia by EternallyDrowning reviews
Sakura is the niece of a Mafia boss. In order to protect her, her uncle -the boss- hires a bodyguard for her. Gaara. He's stoic, calm, and lethal, and Sakura wants nothing to do with him. Now she'll use every method in the book to ditch him. GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,209 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Hunter by Zelha reviews
AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,577 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss The Rain by Lady Kogawolf reviews
She learns the truth about a cold blooded killer, and finds that sometimes, things are not always as they seem. *This fic does contain spoilers. This warning will serve through this entire fic.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,651 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Freedom To Choose by aneil reviews
EDITED. Sasuke convinces himself: 'He's good for her'. Neji stands his ground: 'I'm not giving her back'. Sakura is torn apart: 'I AM happy, so please, stop making me want to bring back the past'. It's a matter of who she can and cannot live without.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,412 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lord of the Flies: Savage Beasts by ArqanesQueen reviews
FINISHED! When the only girl who survives the wreckage becomes stranded on the island with a bunch of boys, she becomes determined to show them she can fend for herself. But constant mishaps lead to a blossoming relationship and one very jealous person.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,686 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
The Lost Civilization by Tenshii 1001 reviews
Large calloused hands expertly wandered inside her shirt. He kissed her softly and whispered "You are mine. My beautiful slave" And at that moment I knew I lost far more than my freedom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
kakurenbo by Miss Chocolat reviews
Once upon a time in the ninja world, a sickly baby girl was born… her guardian deity saved her, but she ended up inheriting the goddess’ attraction pheromone… For better or worse. Slightly AU, Saku/Almost Everyone
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,201 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Sakura H.
As Simple as Black and White, right? by xokatherine229 reviews
She is a servant by day and a spy by night. Her life was always as simple as black and white, but what happens when her life starts to change right before her eyes? How will she handle it? What new adventures will present themselves? ItaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,900 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Death Sentence by Alessa-Assassina reviews
A girl, fallen from the sky; slowly her mind disintegrates. Kira's rein begins and Ryuuzaki is trapped between saving the fallen and bringing a murderer to justice. LONG TERM HIATUS
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,701 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Sakura H., L
The Forgotten Children by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Sasukes two children and his new wife hate eachother. When the kids have had enough they leave and met a kind woman with pink hair. 2 years later they go back to Konoha and Sasuke wants his kids back, but Sakura's not to willing to let her kids go. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,920 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Heat by pommibee reviews
It wasn't a problem. Sure they're five hormonal men alongside a cat-transformed Sakura, who just happens to be in heat. But it's nothing the sexy men of Team 7 can't handle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sakura H.
Moonlight by Angelic101 reviews
She enjoyed her life but everything changed when the Princess forces her to take her place as the Bride but what really made her miserable was when the Prince found out that he just married his fiance's maid and tortures her ruthlessly.....SASUSAKU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,583 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hikari no Kanata by ANBU Inu reviews
Sasuke has returned, but not the way everyone expected, to take revenge. When Sakura manages to dispels his Tsukiyomi, she is thrown back in time through his memories, back to their genin days. ItaSakuSasu TT fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,466 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sakura H.
The Beginning of Forever by KeikoTakishita reviews
They thought it was all over, but in all honesty, it was only beginning. Sequel to Digimon Frontier Refreshed.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 158,374 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Takuya K., Kouji M./Koji - Complete
The Master's Love by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
She had been caught and was to be sold at the slave auctions. That didn't mean she had to go down quietly, even if two lords bought her and are trying to teach her the meaning of slave-master relationships. NaruSakuSasu, only two pairings. Darkish sex fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sakura H.
Assassin by night & Nerd by day by Bloodlustkunoichi reviews
Her name is Sakura Haruno. She lives life as a fierce assassin by night and...a high school nerd by day! How will she keep her secret safe from her classmates! and how will she cope with having to put up with bullies without exposing her secret! R&R! AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Not So Ancient History by prfan reviews
At the age of two, Haruno Sakura witnessed a man kill her favourite uncle, Haruno James. Sakura became the host of the most famous Kunochi’s of all time. Haruno Sashimioso is Sakura’s most famous ancestor, and she'd defeated the most Villainist man.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Life in a living Hell by Rina Uchiryu reviews
Sakura, Naruto, and Sai are traveling through the woods close to the sound villege. When they find a new village called the village hidden in the Shadows! When the Akatsuki kidnap sakura has to make a choice. The man she loves, or her village? Sequel pending
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
He was Mine First by the pink pastel reviews
Sakura could handle the idea of Sasuke coming back after all these years.The idea of him still acting the same as before.But what she couldn't handle,was the idea of him living in her house throughout his probation...with his girlfriend from Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hourglass by SmilingArtist reviews
-Time-travel- Sakura never expected to get sent back to the past with Sai of all people. Now they must save Konoha for the sake of the future. And what’s this, Team Seven is going to be a four-man squad? -SaiSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Sai, Sakura H.
Digimon Frontier 2 by celestial writer reviews
The digital world was in eternal peace when the children are re-summoned again to fight evil. But they must also find a lost digimon from the past. Will the new girl be able to help? Better summary inside. TakuyaxOC
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Takuya K.
Sakura Haruno: Reborn by InsipirationalGurl reviews
“You’re wrong...Sasuke-kun,” she said. Her eyes captured his as he stared at her unemotionally. She turned and walked away, leaving him to his thoughts. She was no longer a Sasuke-crazed fan girl. She was now Konoha’s best medic nin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
My Fond Secret Love by abitlovely reviews
Haruno Sakura has always hated Uchiha Sasuke ever since they were kids but is it really hate or something else? SAKURAxSASUKE. HIGH SCHOOL SETTING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,517 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Demons and Scorn by Shadow Quil reviews
Sakura had many secrets. The Naruto story retold from the beginning, with major and minor changes. Minor Inobashing. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 250,484 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth and Lies by rileyonline reviews
Sakura Haruno. Passionate. Medical Ninja. Loyal to the last. But what happens when she inherits a power strong enough to crush life itself? AU. Eventual ItaSaku and NaruHina. Manga Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,822 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Demons and Angels by darklightningdevil reviews
Sakura's unsigned band, Fallen Angels, enters a Battle of the Bands competition to win a record deal. But with new friends, old enemies, and hot competition, will love get in the way? GaaraXSakura & other pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
That Damn Neighbor! by iirongirl reviews
For as long as I remember, the Uchiha’s had been my neighbors. They’re son and I have grown to hate each other, but after not seeing me for a year, why is he looking at me so…strangely lately? Is he, no don’t tell me…is he falling in love with me? SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,396 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
All I Ever Wanted by the.terrorist reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When his father asked him to take the lead of the Uchiha enterprises, Sasuke's thoughts would have never led him to a hot, pink secretary who would change his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,117 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Good Life by N-AngelFire reviews
Sakura realizes that suddenly discovering that you're a billionaire's daughter isn't all that it's cracked up to be. There's paparazzi, critics, brooding playboys, moochers, haters, and then there's Sasuke. Sounds fun. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,275 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
New Year's with the Uchiha's couldn't be so bad, right? Right? "Mother, you're choking her." Scratch that. It was going to be a nightmare. Sequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." — AU. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Say it Again by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU Slight OOC SasuSaku "I don't want to hurt you." My eyes widened, and I couldn't help but let my tears fall. He saw that I was crying, and he quickly pulled me into his arms. "Just let me go." I said to him. "No. I won't." And I wish he'd say it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Craved by xoLiquidVamp reviews
// SASUSAKU // When you desire for something, lust for something, crave for something, it's hard to deny what is needed from you. No matter how much you fight, you'll still cave in. Mature content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,537 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pure Coincidence? by ShuUreI814 reviews
AFTER a one night stand with a sexy stranger, Sakura's parents kick her out. And 5 years later...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Time is Relevant in a Déjà vu World by Mistra Rose reviews
Important Author's note- READ! “Why is it that Shukaku can smell me on you? He smells my blood, my death, but not his own scent. He is demanding answers and so am I,” demanded Gaara to the stunned girl. -Chapter 11 Preview--- Time Travel!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 105,767 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Listen To My Lyrics by KoHaNa-ChAn20 reviews
It wasn't the fame and luxury that kept their friendship together, it was the lyrics. A rockstar romance between 2 of the most famous bands in Konoha! Will rivalry get in the way? Or will love manage to bloom? MAJOR-sasuXsaku/naruXhina/shikaXino/nejiXten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
Digimon Frontier Refreshed by KeikoTakishita reviews
What if there were 12 legendary warriors? The warriors of time and love? And what if somebody new had to take control of one of those? New character, and not used as a main character, no pairings so far, but maybe some after it gets going.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,948 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Takuya K., Kouji M./Koji - Complete
Itachi and Sakura: Two Souls of One Heart 3! by iloveneji44 reviews
Sakura has a secret, one that every shinobi wants to get their hands on. Feeling that she has caused enough trouble, Sakura runs away to protect those she loves. The only problem is that once the secret is out, Sakura will have to fight this battle alone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,122 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
KureTori by Volleys-chan reviews
Tsunade had a secret. She had an informant inside Akatsuki. However, his time in Akatsuki had run out once he was discovered, so naturally she took him in, like their deal agreed. Whoever thought that he would fall for her apprentice? DeiSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,411 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
My Fairytale by Inkaide reviews
Highschool Fic - I, Sakura Haruno, is the new-found liking of the most popular boys at my new school. And that's just a part of it. Yeah, life sucks. Sasu/Saku Neji/Saku Gaa/Saku Shika/Saku Naru/Saku Kiba/Saku Akatsuki/Saku SakuCentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sakura H.
Meowz! I'm an Ex Nin! by Inkaide reviews
Akatsuki/Sakura Sakura's just about had it when she realised that in front of her, 9 fully naked men, who were used to be lovable kitties, gathered together in front of her, who was only wearing a bra and underwear. And they looked horny. Aw, crap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Master of Puppets by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by the Akatsuki to be used as bait. Her jailer and interrogator? None other than Sasori. Sakura is determined to endure if only to prove to Sasuke her worth as a shinobi but it won't be easy for Sasori will throw his worst at her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,003 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Innocent Love by Pink.Prism reviews
Sakura naïve innocent girl save an old man not knowing he is the richest man in Tokyo & reward her to study to the most expensive boarding school in Tokyo he owned.4 kings of the school are fighting over a clueless Sakura to win her heart. AkaXSakuXSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,499 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sakura H.
Captive: Physically and Mentally by xoLiquidVamp reviews
With Sakura used for one of Orochimaru's experiments, she is now bound to the very man she once loved. And it's inescapable. Now, he is the only man who can help her. But if he didn't years ago, what says he will now? Full summary inside! SasuSaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,509 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Used To Be by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Sakura has a mission. Sasuke, currently a member of Akatsuki, has one, too. Saying that he gets angry when he learns that she is in a bar flirting with his target would be an understatement. That, until he finds out the guy is her target, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,199 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
GoodEvilLightDark by EdwardIs4Me reviews
Summery: Sakura, Ten-Ten, Ino, and Hinata have a past that no one expected. It’s dangerous too everyone around them, at least until they learn to control it. Sasuke-Sakura, Neji-Ten-Ten, Naruto-Hinata, Shikamaru-Ino. Review! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pianist's Lover by clearnights-darkdays reviews
She hated piano...ok maybe not hated, but EXTREMELY DISLIKED it. She had no will to play...that is until the hot Uchiha Sasuke came to her lessons...ONE-SHOT FO'SHO! AU?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing with Fire by hayhayhiltz reviews
He likes to play with his toys. He likes to see how far he can push them till they break. But can this one not break? Is this one too pig headed to see when she should just bend over and kiss some ass? full summary Inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hundred to one: introduction by raspberry.kiss87 reviews
Karin couldn't believe what she was seeing. Sasuke was there, yes, seemingly even more gorgeous, if that was possible, but they had yet to see his face. Why? Because he had it buried in the pink haired girl's neck. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,793 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Sai's House by i fell in love with a villain reviews
- "I'm sorry. I won't let you leave me." /AU, SaiHinata horror story. Happy halloween!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Hinata H., Sai - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by BluePanda22311 reviews
Sakura was 6 years old when Orochimaru changed her simple farm life. Finding out she is the only remaining member of the Haruno clan Sakura begins life in Konoha. See as her life and the lives of those she meets change. GaaSaku rated T for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,900 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Savior by Itachilova101 reviews
To get away from Sasuke for fear of falling in love with him again, she accepts an indefinite mission at the border of Fire Country. When Orochimaru attacks, she's rescued by a very unlikely savior. ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,376 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Nothing ever dies by KawaiiBaka1015 reviews
Summary: He took everything away from her when he left. She is now nothing more then an emotionless assassin of the Anbu. What happens when he returns expecting everything to be the way it was before he left he is in for a shock? “Nothing will ever be th
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fangirling 101 by pommibee reviews
Rule# 7:When stealing his almighty underwear, make sure that he's NOT wearing them first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Great Exchange by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Sakura here. After failing to get Sasuke-kun back home, I had Tsunade switch us with a body transfer. Now I gotta get myself and his team home without being assaulted by Karin or killed by Juugo and Suigetsu. Easy as pie. Sakura POV, Hebi crack, uh-oh...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Unsan Musho by demonwings737 reviews
It was supposed to be my vengence, my path to power. Yet I am sitting here in the hospital, holding her scratched headband in my hand. She's out there, somewhere, in my place with HIM... and it's all my fault. SasuSaku Akatsuki!Sakura COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,797 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Could Have Been by XhexaniaRose reviews
15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Softer than Scarlet by VesperChan reviews
Sakura a girl with a secret life, a secret passion, a secret past. At night she's an underground boxer risking her life or what's left of it, by day a school girl.Will one of her new friends earn her trust and shatter her secrets? Sakuracentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,856 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Phoenix high, Sakura, Sakura meet your new school by High Summoner Sakura reviews
Sakura, a naive girl, moves from Yuki to Konoha under mysterious circumstances. And whats this with all the boys liking her? Rated for language. Saku/who ever I feel like
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sakura H.
Waking to You by Surmise reviews
Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,785 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Trapped by Sakruafan12 reviews
Sakura Haruno a 19 year old Jouinin from the Hidden Leaf Village discovers a scroll that let's you go into the future. Now Sakura must face real life danger and must use the help of Ryuuzaki L to get back before she becomes Trapped in their world.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sakura H., L
Collateral Nascence by fruttitutti reviews
With all her loved ones dead - and dying herself - Sakura desperately forms a contract with a ten-tailed Nekomata and is brought back six years into the past with a mission to save everyone from their imminent deaths. Action, jinchuuriki-Sakura, SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,840 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Critical of your Love by Nagareboshi Star reviews
A simple misunderstanding led to the break of their relationship. Now, after five years, he returns, just to turn her life upside down once again. But will they fall for each other again? Will she tell him her secret? Or is it over for once and all times.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,712 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
She did WHAT! by Raefire reviews
Taking a deep breath, Sasuke was hoping to get one more piece of vital information prior to moving on “Before I drink this, tell me is Sakura still alive?” STORY REWRITE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,827 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hide & Seek by Emiko Ishida reviews
Sakura just wants to become a singer. While working for a record company and she's promoted to be the assistant to Sasuke, the vice-president. But one day Sakura's demo CD is accidently sent to Sasuke and he sends her out to find the girl in on the CD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Prankster Haven by Loubell reviews
Naruto and Sakura are pranksters but when their school gets enough of their pranks and are sent to Konoha high school a place where all the pranksters and trouble makers go there they meet Sasuke and the gang. SasuSaku maybe some garrasaku /slight crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Good Girls and Bad Boys by darkpetal202 reviews
Sakura Haruno is moving to Konoha! She is so excited to meet her pen pal, Ino but when she gets there she meets Sasuke Uchiha. The badass always gets what he wants... and what he wants is the goody-too-shoes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,091 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blossoming Sakura by Lady Kogawolf reviews
Sakura is returning to the village a changed woman. The shy violet is now a flower who bloomed in adversity and wasn't afraid to fight when called upon. Now, the village is watching the woman who changed traditions, while he is watching her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,650 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Friends twice, Enemies once by xxbochixx reviews
Knowing Akatsuki when she was younger isn't that awesome. It leaves Sakura with a choice. Konoha, her native home, or Akatsuki, with the people who helped her be who she is? It would've been an easier choice if she wasn't in love with one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,633 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
The Inheritance by Jav-chan reviews
Activating the powers behind the curse seal had seemed like the answer. Heightened power and senses. The growing demon that lurked was a small price to pay. Then he met her. Now he just wanted nothing more then to be normal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Can't Stay Away by XEmerald Goddess of The NightX reviews
They met at a club. He inhaled and now he's addicted, he can't stay away. Too bad that she wishes he would... or does she? What happens when a certain red-head is also after her? Competition for the cherry blossom, begins. Who will win? Sasu/Saku/Gaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,384 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Your Bed or Mine? by Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika reviews
Sakura didn't expect her sister's wedding to turn her life upside down. When she and Sasuke had been teenagers, Sasuke had been the perfect boy next door and Sakura's crush. But Sakura's over him..until he proves that the perfect boy is ALL man now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,477 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hideout by Alley7744 reviews
Sakura is captured by Akatsuki, only to escape 2 days later. Sakura then gets captured AGAIN who will win her heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,597 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
To become new by Geekoness reviews
The saying out with the old and in with the new can be used very loosely. What happens when, I, Sakura Haruno pushed it all away? Can a different body actually fix the past? Will it help them forget about who I was? Did they really care?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sakura H.
Sakura's Unexpected Love by Sakura-chan-rocks8 reviews
Sakura was now 16 and an anbu captain. She was on a mission with her team when she ran in to the Akatsuki. Will this unexpected meeting change her life forever? Will love bloom? SakuraXItacih SakuraXSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Fear by xiao-lanlan reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was a nerdy scholarship student at the prestigious New York School for Gifted Children--that is...until she goes on an exchanged student program to Japan. Will she change? What will she learn? Who is she staying with? Read/Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,894 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Lovely Maid by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura is Sasuke's new personal maid. She hates rich people, and even worse, Itachi likes her. Sasuke notice he's getting jealous seeing them together. Sakura is stuck between love, money,and her childhood crush, Naruto. Who will she choose out of 3 guys?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,160 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reunited by ShikallllTema reviews
(On Hiatus) Sasusaku Sakura was best friends with Sasuke and Itachi when they were kids. she moves to england with her parents, then at the age of 16, she moves back to town. will things go back to the way they were, or will they even remember each other?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Music in Your Heart by sakuraqt13 reviews
Sakura has been accepted into one of the top schools in performing arts. She can dance, sing, and play the piano. She has one ultimate dream...will it come true?She meets many friends and enemies along the way...and maybe even a first love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,148 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
For The Mission by GivenFateAngelHeart reviews
There's one thing Haruno Sakura has always been good at since Uchiha Sasuke left the village; hiding her emotions. Sakura and Sai must go on a mission without killing eachother and what about the Uchiha's appearance? SaiSaku SasuSaku eh still choosing lol
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sai
Scared, but Loved by carsly reviews
Sakura had become unbelievably strong, but at what cost? She lost everything, And is now homeless in rain country. But what happens when she was found by strange colored kittens, and finds out that there Akatsuki in need of HER help? *voting on couples*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,229 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Redemption by katt1995 reviews
“That wont due…I want to hear you screaming…” He whispered as his hand slowly came to her thigh. Sakura shuddered to his comment and when he touched her sensitive leg she trembled. The only thing Sakura could get out was,“Then make me scream…” Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Moments in the Dark by Cynchick reviews
They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Tondemo Nai! by the pink pastel reviews
Tondemo nai! I will NEVER fall in love with him!" At least,that's what she thought. Unfortunately, fate decided to step in. "You'll be working with Uchiha Sasuke." "Nani?" "In a romance film." "Tch! It's not like I'll end up falling for him." "We'll see."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Oh God! by katt1995 reviews
“Don’t be a fool, little girl,” the man said to her. “If you become annoying to me,” he looked her in the eyes. “I’ll kill you.” Sakura smiled.“I bet you will,” please review, nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,860 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let's Fall in Love by Anonymoo reviews
Sakura knew she what she was doing. And so did he. But neither of them had a clue of what was going to happen after that one night. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,151 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trapped by typist67 reviews
Sakura's family is killed by Orochimaru and Kabuto, leaving her alone with her dog, Kaji. When two people come to her rescue and bring her to their house, what's in store for her in house full of hot looking men & what's their secret? Rape & future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,341 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocent Touches by bloomsburry reviews
It all started with a series of innocent touches but even the simplest of touch could break through the cold exterior of the strongest of men. Non-massacre Itasaku and slight Sasusaku...R&R (DISCONTINUED)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Assassination by randomteenager reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, professional assassin, known to kill victims in the blink of an eye without a trace of emotion. And he's never failed his reputation. But what if the target he's supposed to kill, is the woman he's fallen in love with? SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Misery Business by ltynfyre reviews
Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, and Sai are in a band -Paramore- but what happens when two of the band members start going at it for their Cherry Blossom? R&R plz. Maybe SaiSaku or SasuSaku. Will change with readers votes. SaiSaku for now. ENJOY. SAEKURA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai
Some Wrongs by IAmAngelCat reviews
He's not someone I would call a good person. He's arrogant, selfish, cocky, controlling. Worst of all, he's always right. Why does he have to live with me? SasuSaku Fanfic. M for lemons in probably most chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tenshi no Gakkou by Nagareboshi Star reviews
What would you do if you just turned 15, and your parents told you to change school? To a boarding school? Then, finding out you'll be captured there for having some special powers! The characters of Naruto show us how they master! Pairings are inside. NOTE: Will be revised in near future! Momentarily on HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
My Sweet Candy Girl by Skylark Aincrad reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,706 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Land of Miracles by appledrops reviews
18 year old Egyptian crowned prince, Uchiha Sasuke encounters a Hebrew slave named Haruno Sakura, whose life has never been easy? Can love ever bridge a world that has been divided by timeless sins?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Metamorphosis by angelnomiko reviews
When a god offers Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura the chance of going back into their seven years old bodies, they have to complete a hard journey to stop the end of their world. Will they manage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,491 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
BLANT YOSA by moonshine86 reviews
Lots of OOCness. Sasuke likes Sakura but she is too dense to know that. What if they and their bands were assigned to play at the charity concert TOGETHER? Will romance blossom or Sakura is still too dense? SASUSAKU! Slight GaaSaku. WARNING! LAST CHAP!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,404 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Restart by xXAsalemXx reviews
There's a time when the pain becomes immesurably unbearable...She knows that first hand...But why is it that she has to be tortured by going through everything all over again? SasuSaku Credit goes to oXo-yellow-rose-violinist-oXo for the summary!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,560 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Life Of A Skater by Rinagade reviews
Sakura plus a new town doesnt mix. But once she finds out theres a skate park everything changes. This skater goes through confusion, jealousy, depression and more importantly denial that shes fallen for her best friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,877 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The War of Konoha by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
Sakura a 22 year old assassin; Captain of Anbu she is completely devoted to Konoha. What happens when rumors of the Akatsuki wanting Naruto again reach Konoha? What happens when Konoha's Cherry Blossom becomes the new target for the new Akatsuki leader?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Forget Me Not by green-phoenix85 reviews
After being brutally attacked by an enemy ninja, Sakura finds herself rescued by the most unlikable person, Deidara of the Akatsuki. Problem is, she doesn’t remember a thing about herself or where she’s from.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Cheerleaders by M.animaniac reviews
AU/SasuSakuSai/I portrayed myself as shy, reserved, and quiet. The cheerleaders as loud, flamboyant and optimistic. The jocks as athletic, strong and determined. Safe to say, things weren't always as they seemed. "Where did that last cinnamon roll go?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,230 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Nightmares of Reality by SpiritofSpring reviews
...fairtales are a childish fantasy, but, the demons that exist in those stories...are real. Sidenote: the 1st chapter is a lil dark but carry on reading, I promise it will be interesting... P.ed to be called Her Lost Hope. SakuXSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,301 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Heart and Determination by Bloodlustkunoichi reviews
Haruno Sakura, now an elite Jonin-sensei with her own genin team and a part time ANBU field medic. When a new threat to Konoha arises with Sasuke involved...Will she be able to save him from his own darkness and still be able to protect her own team? SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,404 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love is Only A Wish Away by sakuraharuno1508 reviews
One day Sakura meets the Spirit of Love. The spirit says that she'll grant Sakura one wish on one condition. Sasuke has to say that he loves her out of true love.....IN A WEEK! Or else she'll become a spirit forever........
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Secrets of Spring by SpiritofSpring reviews
She was condemned. Where she lived was not a home but a prison and she lived with the devil. Sakura can't escape from her hell alone, will Team 7 ever notice her pain? Rewritten from Her Lost Hope.SasxSaku.Check it out if you want a tale of heartache...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,092 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Loyally confused by TJcat01 reviews
After a mysterious person brought Sasori back from the dead, as a real human being. He is dumped unconscious, outside konoha, Now he's stuck. Will Sasori's loyalties begin to slide? or will something bigger between him and sakura happen EDITTED PROLOGUE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
I'm Your Biggest Fan! by Lord Fluffs-a-lot reviews
Sakura is the manager of Akatsuki, the coolest group of actors ever to grace the silver screen. However, as each falls for her, a sudden appearance of an old friend can shake a little jealousy into their feelings. YOU CAN CHOOSE THE GUY SHE ENDS UP WITH!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Sakura's Secrets by Blinded Eyes reviews
Sixteen year old, Sakura Haruno finds her life turned around when famous idol Sasuke Uchiha becomes fascinated by her. When, she tries to hide the more he tries to uncover. Until, the whole story becomes a modern day goose chase.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The ugly fat duckling by The Cabbage man's legacy reviews
Sakura Haruno is seriously overwieght but can't seem to stop herself from overeating, no matter how hard she tries. It's only after she overhears the person she likes Sasuke bad mouthing her about her weight that she is pushed to start losing weight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Gang related by Crimson-abuse reviews
Fighting for your life had never been so real to sakura until she became a member of an illegal under ground battle dome. She had no chance what so ever of winning, well not until she met Itachi. But the only way to win, was to join him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sleepover Wars by gianna loves SasuSaku reviews
-x.X COMPLETE! X.x- Sakura has a sleepover. Naruto has a sleepover. A little fighting, a little cussing, and BAM! You've got yourself a war. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, KibaIno, NejiTen. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,264 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Guardian Angel by hitsu-hates-hina reviews
When a child soul is damaged to a point of no return God sends an Angel to take special care of the child Angels cant be seen by human so Sakura Harunos in for a surprise when she arrives at her assigned child, Sasuke Uchihas house and he can see her. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stardom by kilf reviews
Sakura is a platinum selling singer. Sasuke is an oscar winning actor. Sakura hates Sasuke. What happens when he's been assigned to costar with her in her new music video? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In your world by katt1995 reviews
After a fight with Sasuke's sharringan she was pushed back in time well over a decade. And she didnt know what was worse. Loving a man she was destined to never be with. Or endangering her best frined's life, just by doing it.A tale of Star crossed lovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Minato N., Sakura H.
The Masque of Red Death by nocturnalMusings reviews
It was then their two worlds collided. But the reaction they had was way more than just the normal reactions associated with meeting Sabaku no Gaara. GaaSaku story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,999 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Forget Me Never by Lilium's Reign reviews
Weak... pathetic... annoying... it was irritating. There's more to those innocent emerald eyes and pale pink hair than anyone thought, and since no one excepted the worst, the worst decided to show what it could do. SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shock by xMulticoloredx reviews
AU: SpaX and Static Shock are two bands. Two bands going on one tour around America. Anyone say no problem? Not. Falling in love, hating to the heart's content, and rabid fangirls make a lot of problems. SasuSaku Centric. RxR Please! Chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lookalike Huranos and a Confused Uchiha by MidnightAnimeAngel reviews
Sasukes been captured! Tsunada wants Sakura to interrogate him but she's scared so instead they get Sakura's cousin who looks exsactly like her to pose as Sakura and interrogate Sasuke. What will happen when Sasuke thinks he's falling for Sakura? SasuXOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U.
Fame vs Life by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
The only thing I have ever wanted was to act like a teenager without there being consequences. Without my life being printed into the tabloids. Without worrying about an incredibly stalkerish fan killing you. This is impossible being me. I want LIFE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
The Slave's Love by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
She was the heiress to a large company, and to a large sum of money. She was one of the wealthiest in the whole of Japan. They were lowly slaves, new to the market, captured while stealing food. Dark sex fic NaruSakuSasu two pairings. Full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sakura H.
Sakura Haruno Weak no More by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
This story is about Sakura Haruno and her team as she grew up around the age of twelve. Always being ignored and seeing as weak, Sakura leaves Konoha to find power and become stronger. What happens when she returns to her village and she is stronger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,879 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Forgive don't Forget by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha's are always used to getting the girl they wanted.So when Sasuke moves to a different school, breaking it off with his old girl to hook up with a hotter one. Problems arise when a hotter NEW girl arrives. "Ne,teme, isn't that your ex, Sakura-chan?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,541 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Time Travel by lillypadlover2006 reviews
I, Sakura Haruno have sent myself back in time to change the past...to keep future things from happening and i will absoulutely not fail this time sasusaku naruhina little nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cherry Blossom thief by Trausti reviews
When the ballet dancer Sakura Haruno almost gets cought on one of her other jobs her luck seemes to go down the drain and her job and identity is at stake... What will she do? Trust one of the cops or just keep her secret safe like always... ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,239 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by Oh-So-Vogue reviews
Sakura buys a new perfume that has the boys of Konoha and Suna acting a little bit strangely...not to mention the almighty AKATSUKI! Chaos will ensue! SasuSaku in the end...I promise!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Of Highschool: Music, War, and Crushes by fruttitutti reviews
It seems the end of the world when RIVALS Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke, cello and violin musical prodigies, are chosen for 3 romantic duets together for the school year festival. See their lopsided hate turn to something entirely else...SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Imagination by kawaiisasusaku reviews
One night, Sakura stumbles on her worst nigfhtmare...she finds out about fanfiction. Made-up stories written by the people of Konoha. Some are horrible and some are just...weird. Sakura centic. SasuSaku, Naruhina, Shikaino, Shikatema and NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Swing Life Away by xMiss.Rainydayx reviews
Itachi is a boy who's been rich his entire life until his father kicks him out of the family. What does a twenty-two-year-old do when he's kicked out of the house? He ends up where his brother ran to, with no money. Through it all, Itachi meets Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Simply Complicated Redo by In the rain-under the moon reviews
Sakura is the freaky girl with some kind of....mystery? She puts together the weirdest group of friends. She even hates one of them. What happens when she finds out that they all have spceial powers, and that she, herself, has powers, too? Sasusaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sick Day by High Summoner Sakura reviews
Sakura wakes up one day to find herself sick for the first time in years. Her team gets wind of this and immediately head to her house, intent on taking care of her. How will this turn out? Team7/Sakura one-shot. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
PS I Love You by winded.heart reviews
We've been best friends since 9th grade--the first time I met him. I could tell him all my problems. All except for the one where I fell in love with him. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,845 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shadows of the Past by Creidhe reviews
As the midnight sky begins to darken the shadows of the past begins to emerge. Sakura’s world is turned upside down when two worlds begin to collide changing the course of history. Flaming Heart Sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Drunken Words are Sober Thoughts by blankdreamer reviews
Sasuke smiled, “Seems that not only has your bust size increased, but you’re vocabulary as well?” he laughed, shaking her softly. Sakura blushed a violent red and hissed, “Seems that you have only gotten more rude, Sasuke.” He smiled, "Where art my -kun?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lies by moonshine86 reviews
AU. What if Sakura, being weak and obsessed with Sasuke when she was 12... was all a lie? What if, she has an unimaginable power which can blow up Konoha? What if Sasuke knew the truth when he came back? SasuSaku. Sorry, I suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Think Twice by MarauderGirl777 reviews
Sasuke'd better think twice before he touches Itachi's girl. At Konoha's Winter Masquerade Ball, Itachi has finally had enough. ItachixSakura versus SasukexSakura. Based on the song "Think Twice" by Eve 6.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Love You No Matter How Stubborn You Are! by XEmerald Goddess of The NightX reviews
Gaara is the hot bad ass of the school.Sakura Haruno is the new girl.They don't get along at all once they meet.They argue,fight,flirt,and get jealous.Will these two teens fall in love?Or be too stubborn to admit anything? Read to Find out! Gaa/Sak r&r
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,458 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Temptation by lovematters reviews
Life couldn't get any worse for Sakura. First, she was manipulated into going to a ‘formal function’, then, she was forced into one of the most ridiculous dresses she had ever seen, and then, HE shows up, wanting to tango. Oh yes, Sakura had it bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
The Blossom by SourTeaSourTea reviews
Uchiha? He's come back? Sakura is she safe? SasuSaku and ItaSaku, maybe a possible SaiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,309 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A New Kind of Game by Ms. cinnamon reviews
Play a game with me." I insisted.“What kind of game?”.“A new one. One we’ve never played before.”.“What is it about?”I took a deep breath."Could we play pretend...Pretend to be a couple for 30 days?" Sasuxsaku.OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flaming Heart by Creidhe reviews
An unexpected incident, sends Sakura into the past. She has a chance at saving everything, but as the wise say 'Playing with the hands of times brings you the most deadly consequences,' However, Sakura was not one to be intimidated ...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,781 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Step Up: The Shiku by Lilium's Reign reviews
AU: Sakura, a rebellious street dancer gets sent to Konoha School of Arts, teaming up with king of KSA to show what the Shiku is really about. SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaIno NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Devils and Angels by Meimei in Darkness reviews
Alice gets stuck on an island with a group of boys from a military school. Two of the boys, Jack and Ralph, seem to have an interest for her. But with savagery taking over, how safe will Alice be? People aren't what they seem... story twists,updated daily
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
I Think I Love You by ladyazn08 reviews
Sakura and Sasori fancfic. Sakura falls in love with Sasori, but she doesn’t know that he is still alive. What if she starts to love Itachi when they meet for the first time? What will happen when Sasori and Sakura meet each other again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Frost by Miss Chocolat reviews
The mission to Wave didn't only bring a Swordsman of the Mist and a hunter nin, but two hunter nin. One with brown hair and the other with pink... REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,936 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sakura H.
Defrosting Konoha by High Summoner Sakura reviews
Sakura has left Konoha, making it fall into a deep depression. Whilst she is getting stronger, a certain Uchiha comes back. Can Sakura melt the frigid Uchiha's heart and restore Konoha to it's former glory? My first SasuSaku story and my first one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
HipHop Romance and Street Dancing Love by RedMapleLeaf reviews
Sasuke, and a famouse hip-hop and street dancing dancer. Sakura, a local talented street dancer. Both competitive to win the name Konoha Street King/Queen. Will hip-hop bring them together or take them apart. Major SasuSaku minor InoShika NaruHina NeijiTe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kunoichis rule, Shinobis drool by x0love-anime0x reviews
What happens when the boys call the four kunoichis weak and leave? Hatred and love forms! And what is this? The boys are falling in love with another girl? But who exactly are these other girls? Sasusaku,Nejiten,Shikaino,Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,796 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Summer at Camp Konoha by hinataXsunshine reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino and Sakura's cousin Yuri decide to spend the whole summer at camp. There they me some guys and hit it off. Lots of fun at camp, Dances, concerts, and heartbreakes? Pairings; SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno & GaarYur!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,096 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Marketplace Boy by winded.heart reviews
The first time I saw his face, I blushed; I smiled and looked away. He did the same. 3 years have past and were still doing the same thing. Sasuke/Sakura One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Tangles of Love by hopper12594 reviews
SPECIAL SIDE STORY: The Beginning of THE Sasuke-Sakura Affair...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shut Up And Sleep With Me by BLunatic reviews
What she calls IT and what they call IT are two totally different things. “So, you do this to any worker who’s late?” SasuSaku/Sakura centric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,204 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Remember Me by PiratePrincessXx reviews
ItachiSasukeSakura. How are they are connected? Let's see.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U.
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Sakura's Dare: Part I by Rememberance of Something reviews
[One Shot] Ino Dares Sakura to kiss Gaara due to boredom. Possible sequeal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Making Choices: The Haruno Sakura Story by Tsukiyomi Jeajea-tan reviews
I decided to change it. Sakura is no longer welcome in Konoha. She joins the well known S-Class criminal Organization - the Akatsuki. When she sees three handsome devils A.K.A. Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi , everyone is after her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sakura H.
Things to Change by KissingKorpses reviews
Sakura is tired of being weak. But Inner Sakura knows how to take her back in time. To stop the attack on the Leaf village, save the third Hokage and maybe even save Sasuke. SASUSAKU NARUHINA NEJITEN SHIKATEM ...hiatus...sowy. DAMN YOU WRITERS BLOCK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Itachi and Sakura: Two Souls of One Heart 2! by iloveneji44 reviews
A month has passed since Sakura last saw Itachi. However, the next attack comes much sooner than expected. Haunted by the last battle where Sasuke failed to acheive his revenge, Sasuke decides to inflict pain upon Itachi the only way he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,710 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura knew that Sasuke would hate her when she brought him back to Konoha, but she was willing to let him do so, as long as he came back. She hoped she could save him from his darkness...but more than that, she hoped he could save her from her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,103 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Friends by TiredisMN reviews
In this story, two girls, best friends, go on a plane ride to England. There are a lot of other boys on the plane with them going to Military School inclunding Jack, Ralph, Piggy, Roger, Simon, Sam and Eric, ect. Enjoy!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
Blood of the Cherry Blossom by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
She been broken. Her life changes when the Akatsuki take her hostage. However, perhaps fate wanted them together, drawing them together. Pairing: ItaSaku, slight SakuSasu. This is about Sakura's life once she becomes Anbu and Naruto returns with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,129 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Animaru Hotel by kunoichigirl7878 reviews
Gaara, Sasuke, Sakura, Lee and Ino trapped in a hotel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H.
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One time, One chance, and a little bit of hope by Blue Blood4686 reviews
A war breaks out between Konoha and Sound. Tsunade goes on extreme measures and sends Sakura back to stop the war. Sakura only has One time to fix the past, one chance to stop the deaths, and a little bit of hope to fix the future. Summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Second Chance by darklightningdevil reviews
Sakura was dying until a neko demon inside her sent her to the past! Now she has to re-live her life and go throught the Chunin Exams! Whats this? The demon is Shukaku's mate!" Things are gonna be more interesting this time around. GaaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Puppet Princess by Raefire reviews
She couldn’t remember how it happened, but she was trapped in a bare room with no windows and a heavily reinforced door with a crazy puppet master. SakuraSasori pairing LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 437 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Through Glass by seguha reviews
What would happen if Sakura was born blind and had a bad past just like Naruto and Sasuke? Read to find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Demon's Fall by randomteenager reviews
Sakura's life is a living hell. Sasuke, a demon from hell, is sent to earth to help Sakura through her awful life. Just one rule, they can't fall in love with each other. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,832 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Suddenly princess by yenyenyen reviews
Haruno Sakura, a 15-year old abused teen who works at Ichiraku's to feed her and her drunkard father with no money for school, is suddenly engaged to Suna's Prince, Akasuna Sasori. Will she accept him and let him melt her heart or will Sasori be rejected?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
Itachi and Sakura: Two Souls of One Heart by iloveneji44 reviews
The Sandaime's curse has passed on to Orochimaru's next container. Orochimaru knows that he cannot persuade Tsunade to heal him, so he turns to her pupil for a solution. Kabuto is sent to kidnap Sakura, but finds that Akatsuki has beaten him to it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,796 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Final Blow by seguha reviews
What if Sakura was the one that had her family killed by Itachi? And what if Sasuke was in her position instead? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Loathing by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
Define "hatred." Sakura/Sai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
rich boys and skater girls by hypheniated reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino are skater girls. 4 rich boys fall in love with them. The girls hate them. Thing is, they always end up together. Chaos ensues. Will the girls fall for them or break their hearts? SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,524 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
The White and Red Flowers by Darkconfidantsconfidant reviews
A sudden resurgence of human emotion in him stuns Kabuto. Meanwhile, stinging from Sasuke's defection from Konoha, Sakura seeks out someone to take Sasuke's place. Rated for graphic scenes in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H.
Cherry Blossoms and Skate Boards by lovelycurse4912 reviews
Haruno Sakura is the new girl at Konoha High. When she falls hard for the school heartthrob Uchiha Sasuke, their actions just may upset the school's carefully balanced social hierarchy. But sometimes, anarchy is just what we need. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,637 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aphotic Triumvirate by Lady Hanaka reviews
I have no interest in you right now.' What if those words are forgotten and the Akatsuki start embarking on another goal? A goal that involves not only one member of Team 7...but all three. SakuSasu ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,568 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Changes by Blue Blood4686 reviews
Time has past after Sasuke left. And the truth is revealed...in a hard way. But what does this have to do with Orochimaru? And a six year old girl?XxSxS,NXH,NxT,IxSxX "Sakura! Is this true?" "I don't know Naruto. I don't know." Full summary is in profile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Thing We Love SasuSaku Love Story by Piano Black Roses reviews
Sakura's parents die in a car crash, and now she's an orphan. This fourteen-year old girl has to move to the residents called, The Uchihas. Sasuke and Sakura are like enemies, and have only one thing in common. They both love singing and dancing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Crimson rain, a shinobi's sacrifice sasusaku by xkawaiichix reviews
Bring him back, or kill him. Sakura and team 7 know what they must do if Sasuke refuses to come back to Konoha this time. But with unexpeted enemies and injuries, fate turns and soon Sakura's information makes her a useful asset to Sasuke and hebi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,181 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take my hand by Nightshade Blue reviews
A mission to capture Itachi turns into a revealing truth of her past birth. ItachixSakura SasukexSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,344 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
No More Romance Novels! by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto want to teach Sakura a lesson when they catch their girlfriend reading romance novels again. Isnt their life one whole romance novel in its self? Lemon SasuSakuNaru NaruSakuSasu. Only two pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
A Thousand Words by Juniper11 reviews
Sasuke has a secret that Sakura uncovers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
THE DANCE by BlackandRed39 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura had been enemies since they first met each other. Sasuke’s a playboy, ice cold, and a guy with few words while Sakura’s a Goth , silent, boyish and violent but Sasuke doesn’t know Sakura’s one true secret that proves to everyone that
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Finding my Way by Raefire reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! The last sheet of paper caught Sasuke's attention, it looked like a shopping list but it was so much more. 6 things to do before I die! SasuSaku Warning slight LIME in Chapter 8
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,961 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Of Dreams and Nightmares by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Due to a mission breifing that failed to explain everything, Sakura is stuck in prision with her teammates. To get out she needs to marry one of them, or they'll all be killed. So far, Death is looking like the better option. Sakura x Various Naruto Males
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lather by Niobe Jones reviews
Why was Gaara going through Sakura's pack? And what secrets will be revealed?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Practice by Just A Starving Writer reviews
Even Akatsuki members need practice. ItachiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Submit to me by fragilexxdreams reviews
If Sasuke had taken Sakura with him to Orochimaru...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Missy Double by Alessa-Assassina reviews
Sakura is not what everyone believes her to be and when her double life comes around to get her, what will happen to team seven? Later SasuSaku LONG TERM HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Moments in Time by Lena ai yakata reviews
Collection of short stories about Sakura and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Everyone Has Something by Fences reviews
Sakura is fighting Sasuke and confessions are made. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect Them by MoonVeil reviews
Being betrayed was better than this, than that thing on her finger. [SasukeKarin][Onesided SasukeSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H.
My Enemy by VesperChan reviews
She was his enemy, so why was she healing him? He was her enemy, so why was he pressing her to the floor in a kiss that took her breath away? Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dancing in the Rain by Sanded Silk reviews
Sakura's taking out her obsession over a new song in the woods by the Hyuuga complex... NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Legendary Cherry Blossom by Luhbutterfly reviews
Sakura is the legendary cherry blossom and a missing nin traveling with team Ryuu. She is one of the strongest shinobis alive. Followed by the akatsuki and ANBU she still can't forget her past, Konoha,her friends... and especially Sasuke. Sasu&Saku...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,443 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Game by theinfinitesadness reviews
Shikamaru and Temari play an interesting game.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Christmas Confessions by Cynchick reviews
Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost! Kawaii Pink Neko! by BLunatic reviews
My cat, Haruno Sakura, is lost. She is naturally pink and has green eyes. Yes, it IS a cat. If found, please return her to Uchiha Sasuke. Thanks. //SasuSaku//Sakuracentric//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H.
Tasty by Darkflameangel reviews
Kankuro really needs to learn not to mess with Temari’s chocolate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Thank You by AijinMegami reviews
Before Naruto's return, Sakura finds in injured man in the forest. She takes him in without knowing his identity. They thought they would never meet again, boy were they wrong. ItachiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,137 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
PMS by YondyB reviews
Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Fan Dance by Rilina reviews
The making of a kunoichi. Temari gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Temari - Complete
Panic to Passion by KatsyKat reviews
Sakura is undercover as a geisha on her first solo mission. Only one person could and does recognize her... what will happen when her cover is blown wideopen? Yes it CAN preceede Reunited at Last, but is also a standalone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Possession by BlackBelt reviews
AU: She was a kind but stubborn village girl thrown into the arms of the cold and heartless prince. When lust and love begin to form how can these two truely be together when it is forbidden?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,629 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 387 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Instructor by Ice Godess reviews
Sakura and Deidara are glued at the hip in high school. But what happens when some new students come and Sakura catches one of their eyes? And why does he see something that no one ever has? SakuraSasori
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasori
Of Highschool War, Love, and Music by Tsuchikororin reviews
It seems the end of the world when RIVALS Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke, cello and violin musical prodigies, are chosen for 3 romantic duets together for the schoolyear festival. See their lopsided hate turn to something entirely else...SasuSaku [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Ripple In Time by seguha reviews
FINIsHEd!In the fight to retrieve sasuke, sakura gets hit with a forbidden jutsu by orochimaru which send her back to team 7's childhood. Sakura intervenes, in turn changing the future. At first she like its but soon begins to regret
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,390 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Protected by the Sand by Ms. Bear reviews
GaaSaku; Sakura and Gaara are secret lovers. When the Chuunin exams start, Gaara and his siblings arrive in Konoha, and Gaara's first priority is seeing Sakura. Who knows the conflicts their love affair will stir up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
A Continuous Circle by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura accidentally stumbles upon the Akatsuki hideout and is forced to use a scroll that was for 'last resorts only'. The scroll takes her to the past, back before the massacre. Rated T just in case. ItachiXSakura Time travel. Sequel up: And the Circle Comes Round. Sister story to Kindred Spirits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,089 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Cherry Sword by Purple Mistress reviews
Sasusaku.Sakura is captured by Team Hebi. Sasuke had feeling for Karin, but why? Meanwhile Suigetsu, Juugo and Sakura form a strong bond. Can Sakura deal with Sasuke and Karin at the same time? Can she win Sasuke's heart back and show him her true strengh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Promise by Unspoken Emotions reviews
Sasuke's back and claims Orochimaru is dead, but when Tsunade says otherwise she puts Team 7 to assinate Kabuto. Sakura is cursed and might die, will Orochimaru use her as his next body? or will Sasuke and Naruto save her before it's too late?[SasSak] R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,036 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Akatsuki Life by Tatsumaki-san reviews
Sakura has recieved a mission she has to go live with the Akatsuki for a year! What happens when Sakura finds herself in love with Deidara? [SakuDei]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
return to me by Raefire reviews
Murdered for learning truth,Sakura Haruno must guide her loved ones to the killers while protecting her soul from eternal damnation. Sakura & Sasuke pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
His Hands by everyday0203 reviews
Sakura reflects over Gaara's hands and what they truly are.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Beginnings by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku OneShot Naruto needs a favor, Gaara needs an escort and Sakura wants nothing to do with it! As usual, nothing goes her way and she even got more than she bargained for! How did she always end up in this kind of situations, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Curry by BlackElement7 reviews
Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Memoirs of A Geisha by Hisana Kuchiki reviews
The recordings of Haruno Sakura's life, and with the man she had fallen desprately in love with. Sakura's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Smile and cry Smirk and Die! by xXKatie109Xx reviews
4th Story. What happens when Sasuke kills Sakura's boyfriend who is secretly Itachi? Will Chaos Insume Sakura? Or will she befriend Sasuke once more? FINISHED AND IT SUCKS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
She's A Rebel From Suna! by xXKatie109Xx reviews
What do you think would happen if Sakura was from Suna! And she comes with the siblings to the Chunnin exams? Emotions run high and boys fight for the girls and Gaara is jelous? Final Chapter is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,761 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Repercussion by iMissa reviews
Sasuke makes fun of Sakura’s hair. Bad idea, Sasuke. Very, very bad idea.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Saved by a beast by crowlover13 reviews
Sasuke try to take advantage of Sakura on the dance floor, but Gaara intervenes, he never expected to be pulled into something like this though GaaraxSakura [oneshot] Rated T for swearing and suggested sexual references
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Hears Something by PrincessComplex reviews
Sasuke hears Sakura with various guys and hears some disturbing things...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Should Have Known by brezoflower reviews
[SasuSaku] Sakura doesn't even flinch when Sasuke finally returns after seven years...with a girlfriend. Sakura can't bring herself to hate the girl, and she gets a shock when she realizes that Sasuke is dating...a version of herself!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,280 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cherry Blossoms in the Desert by Koloro reviews
It's SakuraGaara. Um... Gaara meets Sakura, Sasuke no likey, and umm... weird chaos.:D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
True Identity by black cloud framing a red moon reviews
They thought wrong about the school geek. Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Siblings by LunaSuki reviews
Temari Diary! Its hilarious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Temari
Gaara and sakura by Deathclaw666 reviews
Gaara and sakura fall in love, hehe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Geisha by sakurablossom1234 reviews
A Japanese woman who is trained to entertain men with conversation,dancing, and singing. And SAkura is becoming one! Itasakusasu, i might add slight someone else... and maybe i might pair Hinata with someone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Sakura H.
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 169 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
nobody has to know by xoxoSakuraxoxo reviews
SasukeSakura Sasuke is under Orochimaru's command, can Sasuke and Sakura keep their love a secret from everyone else sorry i suck at summarys other pairings as well
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,184 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Innocent love by little sasuke kun reviews
One shot. It's Sakura's first day at the ninja acamdemy. So, what happens when she stumbles upon a hot jerk, that's none other then the famous Sasuke Uchiha? Do i sense some chemistry?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3392 - Favs: 3,888 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Enchantment of the Heart by Velf reviews
A few more days in Chihiro's new life. Will her fledgling relationship with Haku blossom? Or fall fowl of the differences between immortal and mortal? An Epilogue to Courage of the Spirit.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,118 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete