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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and RENT.

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Yes, extremely :D

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Nope

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Yeah, but I like Iggy more

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Oh-ree

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Heh heh sometimes

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

I was just like "Wooooow let's not"

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Yupperz

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No, but I gasped

9. Who is your favorite character?

Iggy

10. Do you like Jeb?

Nope

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

YES

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Yes, The Final Warning was completely horrible

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Not Nudge, but Angel started to bug me

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

I just love the 1st 3

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Me Against the World by Simple Plan

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

No

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I'm really not sure

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

I'd love to see Iggy playing the piano

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Just how stupid it was & how it had nothing to do with the real plot found in the other books. It was just a big thing about global warning & not really a story.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax

List Your Favorite 12 Twilight Characters

1. Jasper

2. Seth

3. Jacob

4. Emmett

5. Carlisle

6. Leah

7. Rosalie

8. Alice

9. Jane

10. Victoria

11. James

12. Jessica

#1: Have You Ever Read a 6/11 Fan Fic? Do You?
Leah & James? I Haven't But I Would.

#2: Do You Think 4 is Hot? How Hot?
I Think Emmett is Extremely Hot. Like Someone Holding an Ice Cream Cone in Florida Hot.

#3: What Would Happen if 12 Got 8 Pregnant?
If Jessica Got Alice Pregnant... Jasper & Mike Would Both Be Extremely Pissed & Then Go Gay For Each Other. Yup yup.

#4: Can You Recall Any Fan Fics About 9?
Nope.

#5: Would 2 & 6 Make a Good Couple?
Seth & Leah!? HOLY CRAP NO INCEST!

#6: 5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Carlisle & Victoria or Carlisle & James. Both Would Be Completely Horrible

#7: What Would Happen if 7 Walked in on 2 & 12 Having Sex?
If Rosalie Walked in on Seth & Jessica Having Sex She'd Probably Take Pictures & Sell Them.

#8: Make Up a Summary For a 3/10 Fan Fic.
Jacob & Victoria Are Sworn Enemies Until They Both Lose Their Loved Ones. Can They Overcome Their Hatred For Each Other to Get Through it?

#9: Is There Any Such Thing as 1 & 8 Fluff?
Hellz Yeah! Jasper & Alice Are a Canon Couple & a Damn Cute 1 at That!

#10: Suggest a Title For a 7/10 Hurt/Comfort Fan Fic.
Never...

#11: Would You Consider Reading a 3/1 Smut?
Jasper & Jacob? Actually That'd Be Pretty Hot.

#12: Is Anything on Your Fav List About 11?
Nope.

#13: Think of a Title For a 2/4/5 Fic?
Seth, Emmett, & Carlisle... Um... "They'll Never Learn"

#14: If You Wrote a Song Fic About 8 Which Song Would You Choose?
Alice. Easy "She is Brighter"

#15: If You Wrote a 1/6/12 Fic What Would the Warning Be?
Jasper, Leah, & Jessica. Warning: Murder & Extreme Anger?

#16: When Was the Last Time You Read a Fan Fic About 5?
Long Long Time Ago.

#17: 1 & 7 Are in a Happy Relationship Until 9 Runs Off With 7. 1 Who is Brokenhearted, Has a One-Night Stand With 11 & a Brief Unhappy Affair With 12. Then 1 Follows the Wise Advice of 5 & Finds True Love With 3.
Jasper & Rosalie Are in a Happy Relationship Until Jane Runs Off With Rosalie. Jasper Who is Brokenhearted, Has a One-Night Stand With James & a Brief Unhappy Affair With Jessica. Then Jasper Follows the Wise Advice of Carlisle & Finds True Love With Jacob.
I Can See Jasper & Rosalie Being in a Relationship. Rosalie Running Off With Jane Would Never Happen Though. I Don't Think Jasper Would Have a 1 Night Stand With James, Cuz That'd Just Be Extremely Creepy, But I Can See Him Having an Unhappy Affair With Jessica. Jasper Would Definitely Follow Carlisle's Wise Advice, & Hey if He Ends Up in Love With Jacob I Have no Problem About it.

#18: Title/Warning For the Above Fic?
Jasper's Not so Joyful Adventure to Hot Homo Love. WARNING: Hot Homo Loveness & Emo Vampires

#19: 1, 3, 4, 5, & 7 Are Playing Truth or Dare. 5 Asks 7 & 7 Says Truth. 5 Asks Who 7 Loves & 7 After Some Prodding From 3 Confessed Their True Love For 4. 4 Does Not Share the Feeling & in Fact is in a Secret Relationship With 3. 7 is Heartbroken & Seeks Comfort From 1 While 3 & 4 Run Off Into the Sunset Together. However 5 is Secretly in Love With 1 & Becomes Jealous of 7 Who After the Comfort From 1 Becomes in a Relationship With 1. So 5 Decides to Murder 7 But is Stopped By Police Officer 10 & is Sent to Prison Allowing 1 & 7 to Continue Their Relationship.
Jasper, Jacob, Emmett, Carlisle, & Rosalie Are Playing Truth or Dare. Carlisle Asks Who Rosalie Loves & Rosalie After Some Prodding From Jacob Confessed Her True Love For Emmett. Emmett Does Not Share the Feeling & in Fact is in a Secret Relationship With Jacob. Rosalie is Heartbroken & Seeks Comfort From Jasper While Emmett & Jacob Run Off Into the Sunset Together. However Carlisle is Secretly in Love With Jasper & Becomes Jealous of Rosalie Who After the Comfort From Jasper Becomes in a Relationship With Jasper. So Carlisle Decides to Murder Rosalie But is Stopped By Police Officer Victoria & is Sent to Prison Allowing Jasper & Rosalie to Continue Their Relationship.

#20: Title/Warning For the Above?
"This Author Has Major Issues." Warning: Gayness, Incest.

List 12 RENT Characters

1. Roger

2. Mark

3. Angel

4. April

5. Maureen

6. Alexi

7. Mimi

8. Joanne

9. Collins

10. Muffy

11. Benny

12. Mark's Mom

#1: Have You Ever Read a 6/11 Fan Fic? Do You?
Alexi & Benny? No Thank You.

#2: Do You Think 4 is Hot? How Hot?
No Comment.

#3: What Would Happen if 12 Got 8 Pregnant?
If Mark's Mom Got Joanne Pregnant... That'd Be Really Creepy Considering Mark Used to Date Maureen Who is Now Dating Joanne...

#4: Can You Recall Any Fan Fics About 9?
Nope.

#5: Would 2 & 6 Make a Good Couple?
Mark & Alexi? I Think They Would Actually.

#6: 5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Maureen & Collins or Maureen & Benny? Maureen & Benny Considering Idina & Taye Are a Couple & They're Really Cute.

#7: What Would Happen if 7 Walked in on 2 & 12 Having Sex?
If Mimi Walked In on Mark & Mark's Mom Having Sex... She'd Probably Be Freaked Out, Scream, and Then Be Scarred For the Rest of Her Life.

#8: Make Up a Summary For a 3/10 Fan Fic.
Angel & Muffy Come From 2 Completely Different Worlds. Muffy Has a Hard, Cold, Exterior. Will Angel Be Able to Break Through it?

#9: Is There Any Such Thing as 1 & 8 Fluff?
Roger & Joanne... I Really Hope Not.

#10: Suggest a Title For a 7/10 Hurt/Comfort Fan Fic.
Damn Little Birdy

#11: Would You Consider Reading a 3/1 Smut?
Angel & Roger? No Thank You.

#12: Is Anything on Your Fav List About 11?
Nope.

#13: Think of a Title For a 2/4/5 Fic?
Mark, April, & Maureen. Mark's Dillema (Sp?)

#14: If You Wrote a Song Fic About 8 Which Song Would You Choose?
Joanne. "I Kissed a Girl" Tee Hee.

#15: If You Wrote a 1/6/12 Fic What Would the Warning Be?
Roger, Alexi, and Mark's Mom. Warning: Insanity.

#16: When Was the Last Time You Read a Fan Fic About 5?
A While Ago.

#17: 1 & 7 Are in a Happy Relationship Until 9 Runs Off With 7. 1 Who is Brokenhearted, Has a One-Night Stand With 11 & a Brief Unhappy Affair With 12. Then 1 Follows the Wise Advice of 5 & Finds True Love With 3.
Roger & Mimi Are in a Happy Relationship Until Collins Runs Off With Mimi. Roger Who is Brokenhearted Has a 1-Night Stand With Benny & a Brief Unhappy Affair With Mark's Mom. Then Roger Follows the Wise Advice of Maureen & Finds True Love With Angel.
Roger & Mimi in a Happy Relationship is Perfect. Collins Running Off With Mimi Kinda Makes Sense Since He Lost Angel But Doesn't Considering He's Gay. Roger Having a 1-Night Stand With Benny is Messed Up & Him Having an Affair With Mark's Mom is Even More Messed Up. Roger Following the Wise Advice of Maureen Could Happen But Him Finding True Love With Angel, No.

#18: Title/Warning For the Above Fic?
Roger's Rollercoaster Ride. Warning: Gay, Creepyness, and Insanity.

#19: 1, 3, 4, 5, & 7 Are Playing Truth or Dare. 5 Asks 7 & 7 Says Truth. 5 Asks Who 7 Loves & 7 After Some Prodding From 3 Confessed Their True Love For 4. 4 Does Not Share the Feeling & in Fact is in a Secret Relationship With 3. 7 is Heartbroken & Seeks Comfort From 1 While 3 & 4 Run Off Into the Sunset Together. However 5 is Secretly in Love With 1 & Becomes Jealous of 7 Who After the Comfort From 1 Becomes in a Relationship With 1. So 5 Decides to Murder 7 But is Stopped By Police Officer 10 & is Sent to Prison Allowing 1 & 7 to Continue Their Relationship.
Roger, Angel, April, Maureen, & Mimi Are Playing Truth or Dare. Maureen Asks Who Mimi Loves & Mimi After Some Prodding From Angel Confessed Her True Love For April. April Does Not Share the Feeling & in Fact is in a Secret Relationship With Angel. Mimi is Heartbroken & Seeks Comfort From Roger While April & Angel Run Off Into the Susnset Together. However Maureen is Secretly in Love With Roger & Becomes Jealous of Mimi Who After the Comfort From Roger Becomes in a Relationship With Roger. So Maureen Decides to Murder Mimi But is Stopped By Police Officer Muffy & is Sent to Prison Allowing Roger & Mimi to Continue Their Relationship.
Mimi Having True Love For April is Just Completely Wrong. I Can See April & Angel Being in a Relationship Together, as Long as Angel Decided He Was Bi & Didn't Do Drag. Mimi Seeking Comfort in Roger Makes Total Sense. And April & Angel Running Off Into the Sunset Together is Kind of Symbolic of How They Both Die of AIDS. Maureen Secretly Loving Roger is Weird & Her Deciding to Murder Mimi is Really Weird. Muffy Arresting Her Though is Pretty Funny.

#20: Title/Warning For the Above?
"The True of Effects of Truth or Dare" Warning: COMPLETE STRANGENESS


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

I Read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse in Like 2 Months & Then I Had to Wait For Breaking Dawn to Come Out

Who introduced you to the books?

My Friend

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought Them

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Jasper, Seth, Alice, Emmett, Leah, Rosalie

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper is My Lover

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth is Made of Awesomeness

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Do I Dazzle You

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

The Meadow Scene

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella Punched Jacob & Hurt Herself

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment

When Alice & Bella Go Shopping (New Moon Outakes)

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The Whole Business With Victoria

Which book cover was your favorite?

Twilight

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Hales Yeah

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Uh Neither, Bella's a Whore

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Both: Victoria is Awesome But James is Bad Ass

Werewolves or Vampires?

I Like the Idea of Werewolves Better


A Rent Survey

(I Can Up With This Survey so if You're a Fellow RentHead Please Take it & Put it on Your Profile)

Have You Seen the Musical?

Yes With Anthony & Adam

Have You Seen the Movie?

Yes

Musical or Movie?

Musical

Favorite Male Character

Roger

Favorite Female Character

April

Favorite Couple

Roger & April

Favorite Song

La Vie Boheme

Mark or Roger?

Roger

Maureen or Joanne?

Maureen

Angel or Collins?

Angel

Collins or Benny?

Benny

Mark or Joanne?

Mark

Mimi or April?

April

Benny or Alexi?

Alexi

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Forgotten Hope by linked-pinkies reviews
What will happen when everything they went through, everything they changed, doesn’t matter anymore? The Hope and love disappears, forgotten. Can they somehow repair what has been broken? Can they find their way back to each other? Sequel to Hope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 537,851 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Destiny by TheGoldenEyes reviews
Alice had never felt like she did when he turned up, but could she trust him? Jasper was afraid of his own past hurting the people he loved. Will he let himself be happy, and can he escape his own black and dangerous past? All you need is love. AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,768 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Hope by linked-pinkies reviews
When the abuse became too much, Jasper joined a gang. He lives his life because he has to. Now that he meets Alice, he's trying to live because he WANTS to. Can their love overcome all? Will Alice's feelings for Jasper be enough to save him? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 297,742 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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One Blaze of Glory
How did Roger & April meet? What was their relationship like? What led up to April's suicide? And how did Roger react?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Roger D., April E.
Odd Jobs With Jasper & Emmett reviews
After Causing so Much Trouble on Their Adventures Jasper & Emmett Are Being Forced to Do Odd Jobs by Carlisle to "Repay Their Debt to Society". But With These 2, Even the Simplest Job Won't Be Normal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Adventures in Jasper & Emmett Land reviews
What Happens When Jasper & Emmett Are Left Alone While the Rest of the Cullens Hunt? Only Insanity Can Ensue. Rated T For Mild Cursing, Murder, and Plain Old Insanity. Characters are Majorly OOC & Keep In Mind This Was Written By a Sugar-High 13 Year Old
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
The Story of Esme reviews
Esme's Past From Her Engagement to Charles to Her New Family With the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Esme
Edward the Moody Housewife Chronicles reviews
Everyone Knows Edward is Like a Moody Housewife. So Now He is One! What a Joyous Time it'll Be as Housewife Edward Deals With Issues From the Cullen Kids! Not Sure if I'm Going to Continue... Leave Feedback if I Should or Not
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward